Succubus just want to cook

Amidst the laughter, the Moon Demon Clan patriarch left the table angrily, and gave Yue Zuobi a hard look before leaving: "Trash."

Either complaining or gloating, his eyes fell on Yue Zuobi, he lowered his head in embarrassment, his face was livid, and he clenched the spell in his hand.

Although Yue Zuobi failed to achieve anything on the righteous way, he did practice profoundly in the heretic way.

He actually predicted the outcome of failure before the meeting started, joined forces with the Mammon clan who were also Pixiu and Succubus clan opponents, and obtained a spell from him.

love symbol.

Different from its seemingly beautiful name, the two locked by this spell will fall into an irrepressible mad love for each other, and thus burn with desire and do unreasonable things.

From the corner of his eye, he glanced at the succubi of Paixiu patriarch who was interacting closely opposite, Yue Zuobi's eyes flashed fiercely, and he traced their names on the charm with spiritual power.

The last stroke fell, the talisman paper shimmered, and the love talisman took effect.

Not far away, Han Bo and Jia Pixiu were talking, and Yue Zuobi barely judged the conversation between the two demons with the help of a few words from the wind and the information behind his lips.

"...Want to come to the room...together?" Han Bo asked.

"Okay, when." Japith replied.

From Yue Zuobi's perspective, this scene is called an adulterer and adulteress hit it off, and then hook up with each other...

Love charms are really useful.

Yue Zuobi secretly took out the camera equipment that he had prepared earlier.

Photographing the secret collusion between Paixiu patriarch and the succubus, and putting it on the optical network to make a big splash, the light one will ruin the two demons' reputation and give oneself a bad breath, and the serious one can pour dirty water on both clans.

In short, it is a calculating act that kills two birds with one stone.

On the opposite side, Jia Pixiu and Han Bo had already got up and left the venue, Yue Zuobi hurriedly followed them, and followed them all the way to a hotel on the side of the street that looked out of place.

Standing at the corner and peeking at Pixiu and Succubus opening the room, Yue Zuobi followed without anyone noticing, and groped to the door of the room.

Yue Zuobi looked like an old man in a green hat who had failed to catch an adulterer, standing at the door furtively.

The adulterer and the adulterer sing you and me in it, and he sits at the door listening to the wind and rain.

There was a bang in the bottle in the room, and there were a few laughs from Han Bo, or Jia Pixiu's low echo.

Yue Zuobi waited outside for a long time, and when he felt that it was time to take off his clothes and do some business, he took out the universal lock card with one hand, and took out the camera equipment with the other, and broke into the room with the standard posture of preventing terrorism drills, rushed into the room, raised his hand Pick up the device and snap.

The flashlight was not turned off, and at the same time as the clicking sound resounded throughout the room, it was like a thunderstorm happened in the room, and the flying lightning dazzled the magic eyes.

Yue Zuobi didn't care about the violent storm he created, he just wanted to accept the effect of the love talisman, and then laughed wildly in front of the two demons.

However, before he could sneer, he saw the situation inside the house clearly.

Jia Pixiu and Han Bo were holding a bowl, Jia Pixiu's bowl was normal size, and Han Bo's was bigger than a washbasin.

They sat cross-legged in front of the table, looking at the intruder inexplicably.

On the table, there is a large pot on the electric stove, steaming hot and red oil bubbling in the pot.

There was still a roll of noodles in the chopsticks in Han Bo's hands, and he didn't have time to stuff them into his mouth.Holding up his chopsticks, his movements were awkwardly stagnant in the storm, and he was shocked by the uninvited guest in front of him.

After a while, Han Bo finally thawed out.

He looked down at his face, looked up at Yue Zuobi who had a distorted complexion, and looked down at his face again.

Then judge with a hungry brain.

Han Bo sighed, and said pitifully, "No matter how hungry you are, you can't break into the house illegally to grab something to eat."

He lifted the bowl together with the chopsticks, put the steaming noodles in front of Yue Zuobi, and asked like a beggar: "Have a bite?"

Yue Zuobi: ...

Giapixiu: ...Never fed me.

Seeing that Yue Zuobi was motionless, Han Bo put down the bowl and asked in confusion, "You don't eat hot or cold, how did you live to such an age without starving to death?"

"I can eat cold!!" Yue Zuobi finally reacted when he was poked at the sore spot, and let out a frog cry in a rage.

He waved his hand angrily, and said incoherently: "Why don't you guys have sex?"

Han Bo:?

Japixiu: ...

Han Bo: "Man, you are somewhat vulgar."

Japixiu: "Man, you are somewhat direct."

The two sang together and finally managed to drive Yue Zuobi mad. He pointed at Jia Pixiu and asked, "Are you incompetent?"

Japixiu:?

Disaster fell from heaven for Japixiu, and Jiapixiu couldn't speak.

"This friend." He said with a dark face, "Don't spread rumors."

However, Yue Zuobi was completely driven crazy. He turned his fingers to Han Bo and asked again: "Is he incompetent? Tell me, is he incompetent?"

Han Bo:?

"This friend." Han Bo was puzzled, "How do I know?

He glanced at the video camera in Yue Zuobi's hand, and looked at his sad and indignant expression, and suddenly he felt blessed and enlightened.

Han Bo lowered his head, stuffed a large chopstick of noodles into his mouth, and said vaguely at the same time: "I understand what you mean...but people still have to eat to be full before they can work."

Yue Zuobi:.

Yue Zuobi: What the hell do you know.

"So why did you break into the box? We probably didn't invite you." Japixiu frowned and returned to the topic.

"Private room?" Yue Zuobi was stunned for a moment, then became more sober, "Is this a restaurant?"

He took a closer look and saw a few large characters written on the wall opposite the door in the room.

“Hostel style ramen restaurant, welcome”

"..." Yue Zuobi turned around and left, "Excuse me."

He slammed the door and left, leaving Jia Pixiu and Han Bo staring at each other.

"Aren't you called a law enforcement officer?" Han Bo pointed his tail at the door with his chopsticks, "This is disturbing social order and spying on residents' privacy, right?"

"It's called." Jia Pixiu waved the communicator, "It just so happens that the Protoss law enforcement officers are also having dinner in this store, so the police should be dispatched in seconds."

As soon as the words fell, there was a commotion at the door, Yue Zuobi yelled angrily, but the yelling became farther and farther away.

Han Bo mourned for him for a second, and asked curiously, "When did you call him?"

"When you raised your chopsticks to feed him." Japixiu said calmly.

"... a bullfrog."

[Now I have information, I don't know if the host needs it or not] Han Bo wanted to say something, but the system appeared like a ghost and interrupted his words.

"How much love?" After hanging out with Pai Xiu patriarch for a long time, Han Bo also became preoccupied.

【500】

"Go ahead."

【The moon demon who broke in just now used Mammon's love talisman to bewitch you and Paixiu Patriarch】

"... Mammon does all kinds of business, and now she's robbing Cupid again." Han Bo sighed.He picked up the bowl disapprovingly, "But isn't this just right? With a spell, I love him and he loves me. Pixiu Succubus is sweet, and my branch line happens to be easy to pass."

[The function of the love talisman is not to make two people who have no feelings fall in love]

"what is that?"

【Let the other party who has no feelings die】

"..." Han Bo put down the bowl.

[The object of the love talisman will obey the other dialect that the talisman works on, but at the same time, they will gradually develop paranoid possessiveness and deformed love. If they cannot get the other party, they will resentfully let it be destroyed]

"...Is this kind of setting acceptable? Is the scale a bit beyond the scope of the health system?" Han Bo wiped his cold sweat twice.

【So I'm here to remind the host】

"You're here to make me rich." Han Bo saw blood for a while.

Han Bo talked with the system for a long time, and from Jia Pixiu's perspective, he was holding a bowl in a daze.

The little succubus held the bowl, stared blankly without eating or drinking, and looked very sad.

I was so worried that I couldn't even eat, maybe something bad happened.

"What's wrong?" Japixiu asked worriedly.

His concerned expression fell into Han Bo's eyes with special meaning.

Originally, Jia Pixiu's face was not rated very high by Han Bo, but now that his expression is vivid, it looks more like a ghost showing its green face and fangs—it's asking for his life.

"It's okay." Han Bo was shocked.He laughed awkwardly, pushed the pot towards Jia Pixiu with a guilty conscience, and said flatteringly, "You eat...you eat..."

Under Jia Pixiu's increasingly suspicious gaze, Han Bo shrank his neck and asked the system in a low voice, "No, since I've been hit by a spell, why do I still have no feeling for Jia Pixiu at all?"

[Love Talisman is invalid for outsiders] The system says [Congratulations]

"Congratulations..." Doesn't that mean I'm doomed to be snapped by Japixiu... Since you've come to report the news, there must be a way to get rid of it. "

[None] The system said calmly.

"..." Han Bo almost didn't come up in a breath, "Grandma.

After the death reprieve was announced, the system slowly went offline.

Han Bo looked up at Jia Pixiu, who had an unpredictable expression, and decided to verify whether he really fell for the love talisman.

He put down his chopsticks and reached out: "Give me the wallet."

"You mean Qiankun bag?"

"Yes." Han Bo tried to persuade in the opposite direction, "It doesn't matter if you don't want to give it, I can understand, after all, we are not very..."

Before he could finish his sentence, Pai Yao quickly took out a small golden bag from his bosom and put it in his hand without hesitation.

"...Familiar." Han Bo's eyes darkened, and he struggled to squeeze out the last sound from his teeth.

"We know each other pretty well." Giapixiu said, "Why do you want a Qiankun bag?"

"You don't even know what I want to do, why did you give me the Qiankun bag?" "Han Bo smiled weakly, trying to make a final struggle.

"Because you are asking for it." Jia Pixiu said naturally, "You will not harm me, I will give you whatever you want."

His eyes were piercing, and Han Bo felt like a water termite nailed to the ground, moaning in pain in the bright sunlight.

But you will hurt me!

He almost blurted out.

If this goes on, you'll kill me.

Mammon...

Amen.

Fortunately, Han Bo still had some sense. He endured the nonsense and swear words, and asked the system again: "How long will this spell last?"

[Depending on the lifespan of the caster, as for Pixiu...about 800 years? 】

With a bang, Han Bo's shaky psychological expectations were smashed to pieces again.

"Then if I escape from this world, the effect of the spell has not been released..." Han Bo asked with luck, "He won't chase after reality."

[Currently there has been no such case...but it is not impossible at all] The system is frank.

Han Bo clutched his chest and suffocated.

The little succubus in front of him was holding his chest and showing a constipated expression. Jia Pixiu frowned, and asked again: "Are you okay? So what do you want the Qiankun bag for? Do you want to buy something?"

"Yes." Han Bo said weakly, "I want to buy my life."