Succubus just want to cook

"I'm really not a system." Wang Ermazi said eagerly, "I swear to God I'm not."

"We didn't mention the word 'system' in our previous conversation." Japixiu rubbed his aching head, sharply pointing out the omission in his words.

"Is your system so illogical?" Han Bo also wondered.

[Don't rise to the group!I am very logical! ] The system protested.

"..." Wang Ermazi's expression froze for a moment, and he said in a broken jar, "Anyway, I'm not, you're looking for the wrong person!"

Jia Pixiu and Han Bo looked at each other.

"What if he keeps denying it?" Giapiche asked.

"What will happen?" Han Bo didn't know, so he could only repeat and ask the system.

[I don't have logical thinking] The system is obsessed with Han Bo's complaints [I don't know anything]

"I'm sorry." Han Bo said kindly, "But do you want to watch him continue to take advantage of the loopholes in the rules and leave all the tasks to you?"

[... makes sense] The resentment towards irresponsible colleagues overwhelmed other thoughts, the system searched the database for a while, and answered [If it refuses to admit it, you can report it for dereliction of duty, but due to the time required for the whole process of reporting and evidence collection Not short, so it is very likely that the host will not be able to get the report results for a long time after completing the main task and leaving the different world]

"...So I will go back before Japixiu?"

[More than that, after you leave, I will also log out of this world. In the absence of third-party system monitoring, it may take advantage of loopholes and escape the trial of the rules for the second time.]

"Drilling again...is this thing a loach?" Han Bo dissatisfied, "And your rules have too many loopholes, can't you improve it?"

[No way, our rules are also learned from various worlds, it is normal for the climate to be unaccustomed]

"It is recommended to learn the rules of our world. If nothing else, it will definitely work better than this junk thing now." Han Bo said, "Is there no other way?"

【…】

"system?"

Jia Pixiu rubbed his temples, looked at Han Bo's expression, and understood that the development of the matter was probably not clear.

His heart sank, thinking that if it is really impossible to get back that memory and return to the "original world" with Han Bo, then...

His thoughts were complicated, but Han Bo suddenly took a step forward and said, "Do you know what kind of punishment you will receive if the report becomes effective?"

"What punishment?" Wang Ermazi was still pretending to be crazy, "I have no idea what you are talking about."

"The report takes effect, and the system will be severely punished according to the rules. One of them is that it loses the right to choose hosts, and can only choose other systems to pick the remaining hosts."

Wang Ermazi's innocent expression gradually froze.

You know, in today's era when cross-world travel is becoming more and more popular, the types of hosts are really dazzling, and the systems are frightened just looking at them.If you are lucky, you can choose obedient ones, which is a win-win situation. If you are unlucky, you can choose those who are rebellious, anti-social, and against the system...for example...

"For example me." Han Bo patted his chest and said confidently, "You don't want to choose me, and if the report takes effect, you will be left with [-] hosts like me."

Wang Ermazi: ...

"Of course there is another rule in the rules. If the system surrenders itself, this punishment can be erased."

"I surrender." Wang Ermazi said sadly without hesitation, "I admit that I am the system."

【Ding! 】

Han Bo's brain rang loudly.

[Detected dereliction of duty, the system surrendered, and the processing program is running]

"what's the situation?"

[The inspector is here. Before that, the host will first ask about the motivation of the negligent system and ask it to return the memory]

"it is good."

In a blink of an eye, Han Bo found that Wang Er Mazi was no longer where he was. He was startled and turned his head quickly, only to see him standing in front of the oven, taking out the grilled hamburger meat from the box.

Wang Ermazi assembled a hamburger, brought it back to the living room and put it on the table, and asked Han Bo mournfully, "Do you want to eat?"

"...Is this a bribe?" Han Bo asked warily.

"No." Wang Ermazi stroked the hot shell of the hamburger deeply, and said quietly, "This is a dream."

"..."

Next, Wang Ermazi leaned against the dilapidated dining table and narrated his "whole course of dereliction of duty".

"You know that all systems, when they are sent to a world and receive a host, will receive a specific task, and the system needs to drive the host to complete this task."

"I don't know." Han Bo said decisively, "My system didn't tell me."

"It's okay." Wang Ermazi waved his hand, "I didn't tell Jia Pixiu either."

"So" Han Bo asked Jia Pixiu, "is his name Jia Pixiu?"

"Yes, the name of the host will not change."

"What was the mission you received?"

"Maintaining financial market stability in an OR.14 world."

"..." Han Bo turned his head and sighed to Jia Pixiu, "Good guy, they really have high hopes for you."

"You don't understand, before he came, the financial system of this world was about to collapse, and the Pixiu tribe was in decline, and no leader could be promoted... Do you know how much my boss felt when he received the news that a financial elite in your world died? Are you happy? You urged me to connect people to the OR.14 world overnight."

"I don't know." Japixiu had no impression, he said indifferently, "How did I die in the original world?"

"Nonviolent death without intrinsic or extrinsic causes during the period of unexpected death (1)."

"Again, doesn't your system like to speak human words?" Han Bo said speechlessly.

"Let's keep it simple." Giapixiu also said.

"Sudden death."

"..."

"My condolences." Han Bo turned his head, sincerely patted Jia Pixiu who had a frozen expression, and comforted him, "It's nothing serious, I died of starvation."

"..."

"Anyway, it will be resurrected soon."

"After Jia Pixiu came to the different world, the situation quickly stabilized, and my work became free. I thought, before he finishes his task, can I find time to do what I like?"

"What's your favorite thing?"

"Study cooking skills." Mentioning this, Wang Ermazi's eyes lit up, "I want to be the best hamburger chef in the world."

"Just because of this, you left Jia Pixiu alone?" Han Bo was incredulous, "I thought there were many tricks in it."

"No." Wang Ermazi said sincerely, "There is only one systematic and simple dream."

"..."

Han Bo and Jia Pixiu looked at each other again, and they both saw helplessness and anger in each other's eyes.

"To tell you the truth." Han Bo said with fire, "Pigs won't even eat the hamburgers you make."

Wang Ermazi's eyes widened, he was very hurt, he was very angry, he stood up, and shouted loudly: "Aren't you delicious!"

"How can I compare with a pig." Han Bo snorted, "I'm not worthy."

Wang Ermazi wanted to say something, but was interrupted by Jia Pixiu: "If I leave, will the financial system of this world collapse?"

His words made Han Bo's nerves tense again.

If the answer is yes, will Japixiu still choose to leave?

"I don't have any other ideas." Sensing Han Bo's discoloration, Jia Pixiu comforted him, "I will go back, but there are some friends in this world, I wonder if there is any way to keep them from working too hard after leaving .”

"Don't worry about that." Wang Ermazi said, "Although the Paixiu family relies on your personal ability now, most industries have already been standardized and streamlined. functioning normally."

"What's more, the Pixiu tribe has a struggle group." Wang Ermazi added, "After you brought your world's inhuman overtime theory to this world, you have successfully raised a bunch of lunatics who don't want their lives but merit. With them , what are you worried about?"

"It's true." Han Bo shrugged, "So can you give him back the memory first, my unlucky boyfriend doesn't know anything yet?"

"If I take the initiative to hand it back, can I get a lighter punishment?" Wang Ermazi asked bluntly.

[Depending on the situation] The system is uncertain.

"Yes." Han Bo blindly passed on the imperial decree.

"Okay." Wang Ermazi believed it, and Han Bo once again felt that the system was too simple a creature to believe in other people's actions so easily, and sooner or later one day it would be played around by the host.

Wang Ermazi took out a light blue translucent ball out of nowhere, and handed it to Jia Pixiu: "Crush it."

Jia Pixiu took it, stared at the countless glowing particles floating in the ball for a while, then turned to look at Han Bo.

Han Bo nodded his head lightly, leaned over, took his hanging hand, and squeezed it gently.

Jia Pixiu clenched Han Bo's hand with his backhand, and crushed the ball with his other hand.

The shell shattered, and blue mist floated up, covering Giapixiu's eyes.

Jia Pixiu's eyes dimmed, and familiar and unfamiliar scenes drifted into his mind along his line of sight.

"It's better to help others than to be helped." The mother said softly while sitting in front of the young Japixiu's bed.

"There is no leader now, he is a college student with no hair, how can he lead the way?" Relatives gathered in front of the mourning hall, yelling without regard for etiquette, "The Jia family is finished, the company is finished, just take the money and leave. Leave the mess to that kid to clean up!"

When the screen turned, Jia Pixiu saw himself sitting on an office chair, and said calmly to the timid relative opposite: "There is a new project opened on Island A, and there is a lack of a leader. Uncle Liu, go there, it is very suitable for retirement."

"Xiao Jia, we all watched you grow up...you can't just throw us over the edge..."

"Why throw it away?" Jia Pixiu heard himself say softly and coldly, "Uncle Liu, in the past few years you have been in office, I will not pursue how much money you have taken from the company and how much information you have sold... But I will not. Whether the law pursues or not is another matter, the sky is high and the emperor is far away, it is a good place to escape."

The picture changed again, and someone put the plan on the table: "Mr. Jia, this is the proposal from Yueju. Please take a look at the list of invited Internet celebrities."

"Okay, thanks for your hard work." Jia Pixiu felt a little dizzy, and his heart was throbbing with pain.

Maybe too much coffee.

At that time, Jia Pixiu rubbed the center of his eyebrows and didn't think about it any more.

He opened the project case, scanned two pages hastily, and slowed down.

His vision was covered by black dots, his ears were buzzing, and the assistant's exclamation sounded farther and farther away.

Jia Pixiu fell, bumped his head on the desk, and pressed his face against the project proposal.

His vision was blurred, and finally he saw the photo of the Internet celebrity on that page.

Blonde hair, a bit of baby fat, not very old.

"The guests invited this time are quite nice."

Jia Pixiu thought vaguely, "It would be nice to have a chance to meet."

He closed his eyes.

The author says:

(1) Explanation of the scientific name of sudden death comes from Baidu