Succubus just want to cook

Jia Pixiu swayed and came out of memory.

"How is it?" Han Bo squeezed his hand and asked nervously.

"I remembered." Jia Pixiu collected his thoughts, and held Han Bo with his backhand, "Are you going to participate in a big appetite competition held by a real estate company?"

"To be precise, I died suddenly when I participated in that competition." Han Bo said, "I fell headfirst, and my head was still buried in the hamburger."

"Oh." Although it wasn't the time to smile, the corners of Jia Pixiu's mouth still rose, "Then I should be able to find you soon after I go back."

"Ok?"

"The real estate company that invested money in publicity is my property." Jia Pixiu said.

"Wow." Han Bo sighed, "Sure enough, capitalists are capitalists everywhere."

Japixiu smiled for a while, then realized something: "But our timeline may be different."

"What do you mean?"

"At the end of my memory, I was still in the planning stage of the Big Eater Competition, but according to your description, you should have reached the stage of project implementation when you came here."

"That's it." Han Bowu realized, "The system told me that returning will directly return to the moment of death. If this is the case, you may have to wait for me for a while."

"That will be very difficult." Jia Pixiu frowned and said unwillingly.

"It won't be long." Han Bo comforted, "One week...at most two weeks, I'll go find you."

Han Bo wanted to say a few more words of comfort, but he heard the system say [it won't be difficult]

"?" The words stopped, and Han Bo asked, "Do you want to add some heart-wrenching news, my dear Mother System."

[Please have a little respect for your system] The system protested unhappily.

"I can't maintain absolute respect for the media that brings bad news every time, but I will try my best." Han Bo said, "So what are you going to say?"

The system hummed mechanically, and then said [After returning to reality, the host will forget everything that happened in the other world]

"You didn't tell me before." Han Bo's expression turned cold.

[This information point can only be notified after the task completion rate exceeds 80.00% five years later] System explanation [Originally, our job is to supervise the host to complete the task in a different world in exchange for the chance of rebirth, but for safety and confidentiality, all return to the original world The host will no longer have this memory]

"Is there no way to change it, for example, is there any props to store memory..."

[No, all props beyond the common sense of the original world will be blocked from the original world] It was a fluke for the system to break Han Bo.

Han Bo fell silent.

"What's the matter?" Jia Pixiu asked worriedly after noticing the change in his face, and shook Han Bo's hand lightly.

When the stable body temperature came, Han Bo felt a little more at ease. He just shook his head, pulled the corners of his lips to smile, and heard the system speak again.

[However, although the specific memory content will be deleted, according to the survey, the host will generally leave some memory fragments, have a vague impression of what happened in the other world, and retain inexplicable familiarity with the people they met in the other world Feelings, and some special hosts will glimpse experiences in other worlds in dreams]

"That is to say, if I go back and see Jia Pixiu, I will recognize him, right!" Han Bo's eyes brightened slightly, and he cheered up.

[There is this possibility] The system is ambiguous.

But Han Bo, who is familiar with its speaking style, has already understood that this is a manifestation of concession and a big reminder.

"Thank you." Han Bo said.

[No] The system was flattered to receive his sincere words outside of his cynicism for the first time, and it was a little flattered [Just treat it as my membership dues paid by cp, don't you humans always say "I can watch this without paying?"]

"How many fish did you catch in your spare time?" Han Bo was sincerely curious.

[Compared to that, there is one more thing you need to know] The system changes the topic [Just now I received a message from the headquarters that Mr. Jia Pixiu’s main task has not been completed, so the conditions for returning to reality have not been met]

"...What is his mission?"

[I don't know, I suggest asking Jia Pixiu, or directly ask Mr. Jia Pixiu's system]

"What is your mission?" Han Bo asked Jia Pixiu, "Do you still remember?"

"Remember some." Jia Pixiu frowned, "It seems to be gathering wealth, personal wealth reaching the world's total..."

"5.00%." ​​Wang Ermazi took over the topic, seeing Han Bo's expression of incomprehension, he sighed, "It's probably the net income of Pixiu Industry for three years.

We must know that when Jia Pixiu was the richest, he only had the income and wealth of the Moon Demon Clan for a year.

And now, replace the depressed Moon Demons with rich Pixiu, and turn one year into three years...

"This is too outrageous!" Han Bo finally understood the difficulty of this task, and said angrily, "You don't intend to let him go back, do you?"

"Ah... When he came over, he did have instructions to stay a little longer..." Wang Ermazi muttered, "But later I realized that this is not good, so I gave it a chance!"

"What chance?" Han Bo and Jia Pixiu asked in unison.

"In exchange for memory, he temporarily sealed the memory with me, and the difficulty of the task was reduced by ten times to [-]%."

"Why do you want people's memories?" Han Bo was very puzzled, "You are perverted."

"Didn't you want to learn business skills from the experience of a business genius!" Wang Ermazi said confidently, "Can't you allow me to be a little self-motivated?"

"Have you learned?"

"No."

"Then what are you talking about." Han Bo laughed angrily at him.

"Although I haven't learned it, there are other systems or hosts who have learned it... Otherwise, if you really think that he alone can save the world's financial system, it must be the efforts of everyone!"

"..." Han Bo understood, turned his head and complained, "He sold your life experience as a strategy."

"I haven't been paid the copyright fee yet." Jia Pixiu said coldly.

"Even beat you back and won't let you go back." Han Bo slammed.

"..." Jia Pixiu was silent for a moment, and sighed sincerely, "Your system is really cheap..."

[Refused to shoot, refused to sing and follow! 】The system protested solemnly in Han Bo's body.

"So I can go back now." Jia Pixiu asked Wang Ermazi again, "[-]% of the wealth, I should have achieved my goal."

"It used to be." Wang Ermazi rolled his eyes with a guilty conscience.

"Ever?" Jia Pixiu felt something was wrong, and he exchanged a glance with Han Bo, who was also not feeling well, "What do you mean?"

"It's like this... Didn't you undo Cupid's arrow and spend most of your property..." Wang Ermazi said guiltily, "So now you are poor again."

Japixiu: ...

Han Bo: ...

Jia Pixiu gritted his teeth lightly: "I remember, you recruited that Cupid... It seems that you have already made up your mind not to let me go."

Han Bo also gritted his teeth quietly: "Before, you tried to persuade me to break up with Jia Pixiu repeatedly. I'm afraid it was because I was worried that I would abduct your money tree and cause you to be exposed for doing bad things."

"I'm sorry..." Wang Ermazi huddled into a ball humbly, "You have to understand the tiny dream of a hamburger chef."

"I don't understand." Jia Pixiu turned his head calmly, pointed at Wang Ermazi and asked, "How about making him into a hamburger?"

"I think it's okay." Han Bo looked up and down, nodded slowly, "It won't taste worse than the hamburger he made himself."

The eyes of the two were like knives, and Wang Ermazi's scalp was numb, he covered his face with his hands, squatted down, and begged for mercy weakly: "嘤~"

But even Han Bo, who is as ugly as Han, can't love him anymore. Han Bo endured the behavior that the health system does not allow, and asked Jia Pixiu: "What should I do, your current assets."

"It may be halfway to the completion of the task."

"..." Han Bo asked the system, "When is my task estimated to be completed?"

【About a month after the water curtain is released】

Han Bo repeated the systematic words to Jia Pixiu. After listening to it, Jia Pixiu suddenly thought of something. He thought for a moment: "I suddenly thought of a way."

In the early morning of the second day, under the urging of Pixiu Industry's extremely high work efficiency, 80.00% of the water curtains in the different world began to operate. In the draft, it notified the operation of the water screen, and also replaced the opening screen of its own live broadcast room with a water screen promotion, which can be described as large-scale and large-scale.

The Pixiu tribe attaches so much importance to the deployment of the water curtain, there are other reasons besides the fact that the succubus advertised by the water curtain has a close relationship with the patriarch.

At five o'clock in the morning, the water curtain slowly fell, and Han Bo's smiling face was fixed on it through light and shadow technology and spells.

He spread out one hand, and countless characters appeared in the space above the palm.

【Pixiu Burger!The hamburger endorsed by Han Bo! 】

[Moon magic moon cake yyds! 】

[Green fruit of the elves, a delicacy not to be missed! 】

[How does the berry syrup taste?Come to Succubus to try it! 】

【…】

The font is shining, the font is surrounded by 3D, and the font is brilliant.

The font carries the expectation of Jia Pixiu returning home.

Han Bo's portrait is almost surrounded by all kinds of advertisements. On the top of the water curtain, a line of white characters scrolls.

[If you want to invest in the public, please contact Pixiu, the price is preferential, first come first served~]

The smiling Han Bo is surrounded by rich and colorful wealth codes. Such a scene is hung 24 hours a day at each water curtain location. Light screens, all covered by different advertisements.

A few days after the water curtain was set up, Han Bo became famous even with the Pixiu tribe. When Han Bo walked on the street, all the demons pointed at him and affectionately called his new name——Pixiu Burger. Love Potion. Mooncake Elf. Green-headed baby.

And Jia Pixiu once again deterred the entire Pixiu clan through his extremely strong management methods. Now among the top brass of the Pixiu clan, no Pixiu will doubt his professionalism any more. With the nature of money, he can even pawn in the door for money, even wanting to squeeze the wool of his partner, he can be called a model of the Phoenix male devil.

But when all the Pixiu thought that Jia Pixiu was firmly seated as the patriarch again, Jia Pixiu waved his hand and gracefully resigned from the position of Pixiu, the leader of the Paixiu clan.

He disappeared like a fat cloud of over-richness.

At the same time, the smiling advertising genius on the water curtain disappeared overnight.Some demons said that he had earned enough money to go back to the countryside, and some demons said that he was plotted by Mamen to let go of Mo Huan, but more people said that he and the former president of Paixiu made enough money to live to the next life, and eloped happily. I ran to an unknown cloud to enjoy the blessing...

According to different opinions, President Pixiu and the blond succubus never appeared again.

The southern part of China in the earth.

"Sir? Friend? Kill Matt? Are you okay?" The contestant at the same table carefully shook the golden retriever next to him.

This little golden retriever plunged headlong into the burger at the beginning of the competition, with a standard posture and quick movements, which made people wonder if this was a long-planned touch.

The golden retriever slowly raised his head in the suspicious eyes of his deskmate.He didn't look at the surroundings, and the Qiandao sauce on his face was even more ignored.He locked his eyes on the plate, and in the vigorous posture of a hippopotamus descending a mountain, he bowed left and right, one in each hand, and frantically stuffed burgers into his mouth.

The tablemate was stunned, and the hamburger in his hand fell to the ground with a thud, and it was impossible to save him.

The Golden Retriever Shamate won the championship of the Big Eater Competition without any surprises. The organizers carefully put this eatable but mentally unstable contestant on the podium.

When he raised his head, everyone unexpectedly discovered that this lunatic Shamate unexpectedly had a delicate and beautiful face.

Standing on the stage, Han Bo's throat was hoarse from swallowing dozens of hamburgers. He glanced across the stage in a daze, his mind was empty.

"Our champion, can you say something?" The host suggested carefully with an awkward smile.

Han Bo staggered a step forward, grabbed the microphone, and said blankly: "I..."

The sharp sound of microphone failure made everyone cover their ears.

Han Bo said dryly amidst the noise, "Who am I looking for?"

The author says:

written request for leave

The ending is a bit stuck, and I have to catch up with a more important project in the past two days, so I am sorry to ask for three days off.

Update the ending of this article on Friday, the little succubus (fake) Pixiu president (at least the real president) will have a he ending.