rebirth double

Interviewer: Brother Tong

Interviewee: Silence, Tang Yuchuan.

1 What are the two names?

Xiao Mo: "Is this a question that a three-dimensional mother should ask?"

Brother Tong: "I was wrong...don't ask."

2 What is the age?

Xiao Mo: "Eighteen."

Xiao Chuan: "Xiao Mo, we haven't met yet..."

Xiao Mo: "Oh, that's right, then twenty."

Brother Tong: "..."

Xiao Chuan: "Well, then I'm twenty too."

Brother Tong: "..."

3 gender is?

Xiao Mo suddenly patted the bulletin board behind him: "Here is written in black and white a hundred questions about the relationship between husband and wife, what do you think?"

Brother Tong: "Son, why are you so bad-tempered, did you come to see your aunt today?"

Tang Yuchuan glared at me suddenly: "Don't molested him."

Oh, my dear, those little eyes are so scary...

4 What is your personality like?

Xiao Mo: "Well, be straightforward.

Xiao Chuan: "It's a bit boring."

Xiao Mo: "Tang Yuchuan, you are so boring, you have to speak completely, you can't lie!"

Ogawa: "..."

5 The character of the other party?

Xiao Mo: "It's said above, the boring type."

Xiao Chuan: "A peerless wife."

Xiao Mo: "Hee hee, you also found out? You have a good eye."

6 When did the two meet?Where?

Xiao Mo: "Freshman, an indoor basketball court."

Ogawa: "Freshman, an outdoor basketball court, the first time I saw him, but he didn't see me."

Xiao Mo: "Hey? Why don't I know?"

Xiao Chuan: "Well, there are still many things you don't know, let me tell you when I get home, be good."

7 The first impression of the other party?

Xiao Mo: "I think he's pretty handsome."

Ogawa: "Sunshine, that's him wearing a sky blue basketball uniform, just like the sky."

Xiao Mo: "When is it?"

Xiao Chuan: "I'll tell you when I get home, be good."

8 What do you like about each other?

Xiao Mo: "It's hard to say..."

Xiao Chuan: "It's all good."

9 What do you hate about the other party?

Xiao Mo: "Always jealous."

Xiao Chuan: "Sometimes my temper can be a little irritable, um... But that's all because of me, I can't blame Xiao Mo."

10 Do you think you have a good sex with the other party?

Xiao Mo: "Well, it still needs to be adjusted, but it's pretty good now."

Ogawa: "I will work harder."

11 What do you call each other?

Xiao Mo: "Tang Yuchuan."

Xiao Chuan: "Xiao Mo."

12 How would you like to be called by the other party?

Xiao Mo: "Just Xiao Mo, it's pretty good."

Xiao Chuan: "Well, it's my husband."

Xiao Mo: "Huh? You thought so, husband."

Brother Tong: "Tang Xiaochuan, why are you blushing?"

Tang Xiaochuan glared at me angrily.

Brother Tong: Cut... a hypocrite!

13 If you use an animal as a metaphor, what do you think the other person is?

Xiao Mo: "Sometimes I look like a big golden retriever, sometimes I look like a lion, especially when I used to be jealous, but not now."

Xiao Chuan: "Little hedgehog, it looks cute, but when you get angry..."

14 If you want to send a gift to the other party, would you send it?

Xiao Mo: "See what he likes and needs."

Xiao Chuan: "Give him my whole life."

Brother Tong: Beep the dog, why don't you be so nasty...

15 Then what gift do you want for yourself?

Xiao Mo: "I don't lack anything now."

Ogawa: "A marriage certificate."

Brother Tong: "Xiao Mo, why is your face so red?"

Xiao Mo: "Who said that, I didn't!"

16 Are you dissatisfied with the other party?What is it normally?

Xiao Mo: "Now, I don't have any dissatisfaction."

Ogawa: "I am content with him by my side.

17 What is your problem?

Xiaomo: "Sometimes I'm not rational, I'm too impulsive, and when I'm in a hurry, my words can hurt people."

Ogawa: "Sometimes I'm not honest enough, sometimes I'm impulsive, there are many bad things, I don't know how to say it, try to correct it."

Xiao Mo: "Well, you are fine now, keep it up."

Xiao Chuan: "Well, okay, by the way, the interview will probably be very late, shall we go out to eat today? What do you want to eat? There is a new one opened to the west of our house..."

Xiao Mo: "Shhh, we'll talk about it later, it's the interview.

Brother Tong: Hahaha, you still know that you are interviewing...

18 What is the opponent's problem?

Xiao Mo: "Sometimes it's good to keep things in your heart, I don't think it's good."

Xiao Chuan: "Well, when you get angry, you speak impulsively."

19 What kind of things does the other party do to make you unhappy?

Xiao Mo: "I have something to hide from me."

Xiao Chuan: "Get too close to other people."

20 What did you do that made the other person unhappy?

Xiao Mo: "Avoid him, he will feel insecure."

Xiao Chuan: "There is something to hide from him."

21 How far is your relationship?

Xiao Mo: "Just... that's it."

Xiao Chuan's expression froze, as if he was very disappointed.

Brother Tong: "Tell me more specifically, what does that mean?"

Xiao Mo: "Tsk, Tang Qin told us to go back, saying that Mr. Tang is celebrating his birthday, I don't want to see anyone, I'm in a bad mood, but I have to go because of Mr. Tang's birthday."

Xiao Chuan had a look of sudden realization, but he pursed his lips and didn't know what to say. He took Xiao Mo's hand: "Xiao Mo, don't you still think I like Brother Mo Mo? You still...don't believe me ?"

Xiao Mo: "It's not that I don't believe you, it's just that I feel disgusted in my heart."

Xiao Chuan: "Then... let's go after dinner and live in Xia's house, shall we?"

Xiao Mo: "I think... Mom, if I write about that person in the future, I will torture him to death!"

Brother Tong: "..."

Ogawa: "..."

22 Where did two people first date?

Xiao Mo: "It's hard to define..."

Ogawa: "A movie theater, the formal one."

23 What was the atmosphere of the two of them at that time?

Xiao Mo: "Oh, that movie theater, the atmosphere... the movie was pretty good."

Brother Tong: "..."

Ogawa: "The atmosphere is pretty good."

24 How far has it progressed then?

Xiao Mo: "I have done everything that needs to be done."

Ogawa: "Well, we are already together, in various senses."

25 frequent date spots?

Xiao Mo: "Crushing the road, does that count?"

Brother Tong: "Ah, count..."

Ogawa: "There is no fixed location."

26 What kind of preparations will you make for the other party's birthday?

Xiao Mo: "Wash yourself up and send him to bed? Haha, let's see what he wants."

Xiao Chuan: "As long as it is what he wants, as long as I can do it."

27 Which party confessed first?

Xiao Mo: "I don't know how to answer, he said at the time that he wanted to give it a try, but he didn't tell me that at that time, he... um..."

Xiao Chuan: "Xiao Mo, I'm sorry, let me answer this question. It was Xiao Mo who confessed first, he was the first to say that he likes these two words."

28 How much do you like each other?

Xiao Mo: "It's better than liking yourself."

Ogawa: "The most important existence in life."

29 So, do you love each other?

Xiao Mo: "Love."

Ogawa: "Love"

30 What does the other person say that makes you feel wrong?

Xiao Mo: "Say like a baby and want to do it again, Nima... I can't stand it."

Ogawa: "When he said he would never believe me again."

31 If you feel that the other party is suspected of changing his mind, what will you do?

Xiao Mo: "Leave."

Ogawa: "He won't."

Brother Tong: "Assume."

Ogawa: "I refuse to make this assumption, let's change to another question."

Brother Tong: "Actually, Liao Shaoze..."

Xiao Chuan: "I said it, let's change to another question!"

Brother Tong: I was scared to death.

32 Can you forgive the other party for changing his mind?

Xiao Mo: "I can't forgive you."

Xiao Chuan: "I don't know... I don't know what I will do."

Brother Tong: "Then what, Xiao Chuan, don't look at me like that, just, just ask casually, heh, heh..."

33 What should I do if the other party is more than one hour late for a date?

Xiao Mo: "Well, it depends on why you are late."

Ogawa: "Keep waiting."

35 The other party's sexy expression?

Xiao Mo: "That's right, sometimes you look at my eyes, um... it's hard to describe."

Xiao Chuan: "Sexy... Well, I don't know, when you kiss me, the hazy eyes."

36 When two people are together, what makes you feel your heart beat faster?

Xiao Mo: "Huh? This...is hard to say."

Ogawa: "When you say you like me."

38 What do you feel happiest when doing?

Xiao Mo: "Do you have to be so specific? Then I don't know. Do-love count?"

Xiao Chuan: "Being with him is very happy, not necessarily a specific thing."

Xiao Mo: "Yes, that's what I mean too."

Brother Tong: "..."

39 Ever quarreled?

Xiao Mo: "There is no one who doesn't quarrel."

Xiao Chuan: "I quarreled."

40 What are the quarrels?

Xiao Mo: "Because...because..."

Xiao Chuan: "It's all my fault, making him angry and sad."

How to reconcile after 41?

Xiao Mo: "Finally, fuck it! I'm still relenting!"

Xiao Chuan: "I stalked him, and he relented."

42 Do you still want to be lovers after reincarnation?

Xiao Mo: "Well, in fact, he is quite good now, willing."

Ogawa: "Yes."

43 When do you feel loved?

Xiao Mo: "Now, every moment."

Ogawa: "Right now, every minute."

Brother Tong: "You guys are enough..."

44 What is your expression of love?

Xiao Mo: "If you like it, just say it."

Ogawa: "Treat him as much as possible."

45 When will you feel "does he not love me anymore"?

Xiao Mo: "No, I used to think that he never loved me, but later... I know."

Xiao Chuan: "That time in the car, when he said he didn't want me anymore, I thought he didn't want me anymore."

Xiao Mo: "Those things are over, don't show this expression."

The two held hands, and I watched...

46 What do you think is the flower that matches the other party?

Xiao Mo: "I have no research on flowers."

Ogawa: "Sunflowers, sunshine, beauty, enthusiasm."

47 Is there something the two of you are hiding from each other?

Xiao Mo: "In the past, there was."

Xiao Chuan: "I have, it's all my fault."

48 Where does your inferiority complex come from?

Xiao Mo: "I'm not as good as him."

Xiao Chuan: "I have done and missed many things, and I am not as clear-hearted as he is."

49 Is the relationship between the two open or secret?

Xiao Mo: "It's made public."

Ogawa: "It's public."

50 Do you think the love with each other can last forever?

Xiao Mo: "Yes."

Ogawa: "Yes."

51 May I ask whether you are the attacker or the recipient?

Xiao Mo: "Cough... I will counterattack."

Xiao Chuan: "She is my wife."

Xiao Mo: "Damn, can you die if you don't tear down my platform?"

Ogawa: "..."

52 Why did you make such a decision?

Xiao Mo: "This... the muddleheaded ones..."

Xiao Chuan: "Naturally, that's how it is."

53 Are you satisfied with the current situation?

Xiao Mo: "Very good."

Xiao Chuan: "Very good."

54 Where is the first h?

Xiao Mo: "My home."

Xiaochuan: "I'm at home with him."

55 How did you feel at that time?

Xiao Mo: "Nervous, a little hurt, but I feel very happy."

Xiao Chuan: "Very good, very enjoyable."

56 What did the other party look like at that time?

Xiao Mo: "I was nervous and uncomfortable, I didn't pay attention."

Ogawa: "It's very attractive, very jerky, very cute."

57 What is your first sentence in the morning of the first night?

Xiaomo: "..."

Xiao Chuan: "He was so arrogant that he got into the bathroom right away."

Xiao Mo: "You are the only one who is arrogant, your whole family is arrogant."

Brother Tong: Who is this arrogant?

58 times per week h?

Xiao Mo: "Not necessarily."

Ogawa: "It depends."

59 Under ideal circumstances, how many times a week?

Xiao Mo: "Three or four times."

Xiao Chuan: "It's nothing if I do it every day."

Xiao Mo: "You are nothing, I will die of exhaustion."

60 So, what is h?

Xiao Mo: "It's...very gentle, but very emotional."

Xiao Chuan: "Very happy."

61 Your most sensitive place?

Xiao Mo: "Er... the ears, and the bottom, men..."

Xiao Chuan: "Well, let's go down."

62 What is the most sensitive part of the other party?

Xiao Mo: "Next."

Xiao Chuan: "Everywhere I kiss him, I feel that he is trembling, and he is very sensitive."

Xiao Mo: "Who...who trembled!"

63 Use one sentence to describe the other party at h?

Xiao Mo: "It's very affectionate, nothing seems to be enough."

Ogawa: "Very tempting."

64 Frankly speaking, do you like h?

Xiao Mo: "I like it."

Ogawa: "I like it."

65 In general, where is h located?

Xiao Mo: "At home."

Ogawa: "At home."

66 h places you want to try?

Xiao Mo: "Actually... the field battle is not bad."

Ogawa: "Well, I agree too."

67 Is the shower before h or after h?

Xiao Mo: "It depends on the situation. If you are in a hurry..."

Ogawa: "Yes, it depends on the situation."

Brother Tong: "Okay, I understand."

Is there any agreement at 68h?

Xiao Mo: "What agreement? Nothing."

Xiao Chuan: "He once promised me that he would not leave me, but then because of me..."

Xiao Mo: "I don't want to talk about the past, the next question!"

69 Have you ever had sex with someone other than your lover?

Xiao Mo: "No."

Ogawa: "No."

70 Do you agree or disagree with the idea of ​​"If you can't get your heart, at least get your *"?

Xiao Mo: "No."

Ogawa: "No."

71 If the other party is raped by thugs, what would you do?

Xiao Mo: "I killed him!"

Xiao Chuan: "Abolish him first, then kill him."

Brother Tong: Er...

72 Do you feel embarrassed before h?or later?

Xiao Mo: "In the beginning, I will, but later I won't."

Xiao Chuan: "I was nervous at the beginning, but then I got better."

73 If a good friend said to you "I'm lonely, so only tonight, please..." and asked for h, would you?

Xiao Mo: "I don't have this kind of friend."

Ogawa: "I don't agree, I don't have this kind of friend either."

74 Do you think you are good at h?

Xiao Mo: "It's okay."

Xiao Chuan: "I can satisfy him, is that good?"

Brother Tong: "Ah...forget it!"

75 Then what do you want the other party to say when the other party is at h?

Xiao Mo: "Say I love you."

Ogawa: "Well, call me by my name and say I love you."

77 Which kind of expression do you like the other person when h?

Xiao Mo: "It feels like he needs my expression very much."

Ogawa: "When you feel happy physically and mentally, you leave everything to me with peace of mind."

78 Do you think it is okay to have sex with someone other than your lover?

Xiao Mo: "That's promiscuity, I don't like it."

Xiao Chuan: "In that case, I will feel sorry for him and myself, and I won't do that."

79 Are you interested in □□?

Xiao Mo: "If it's Xiaoqing-qu..."

Ogawa: "If he wants to..."

Brother Tong: "Then can I write a side story about drip-wax bundle-tied?"

Xiao Mo: "How dare you!"

Brother Tong: If you don’t write, then don’t write... It scares people to death...

80 If the other party suddenly stopped asking for your body, would you?

Xiao Mo: "That must be because he is old and can't do it anymore."

Xiao Chuan: "I never thought about it... If you are all old people, it's a different matter."

Brother Tong: I think these two people look at things from a slightly...err...

81 What do you think of rape?

Xiao Mo: "Shameless!"

Ogawa: "You can't do that."

What is the more painful thing in 82h?

Xiao Mo: "It's not the kind of true love and unwillingness."

Xiao Chuan: "Well, I thought the same as Xiao Mo, it was very painful.

83 In the h so far, which place makes you most excited and anxious?

Xiao Mo: "The bath...a place for anxiety, isn't it?"

Ogawa: "Let's take a bath, we haven't tried those exciting ones."

84 Have you ever been seduced by the recipient?

Xiao Mo: "I have. If I want it, I will take the initiative to kiss him or something."

Xiao Chuan: "Yes, yes."

85 What was the attacking side's expression at that time?

Xiao Mo: "I'm very excited, I catch fire at one o'clock, and the ejaculation is also fast."

Ogawa: "..."

86 Has the attacker committed violent acts?

Xiao Mo: "At the third-year sports meeting, it was a bit rough. If it was rape, um... it can't be counted."

Xiao Chuan: "I'm sorry, Xiao Mo... I was too impulsive at the time."

87 What was the recipient's reaction at that time?

Xiao Mo: 'To be honest, I was in a hurry, but he didn't listen to my explanation. "

Xiao Chuan: "I was very flustered, and I regret it."

88 What would an ideal h object look like to you?

Xiao Mo: "I never thought about dating anyone else, besides, I'm not gay, but I thought about dating a cuter, um... understanding girl with breasts... that kind of girl."

Xiao Chuan: "My wife is the best. Xiao Mo, don't think about women."

Xiao Mo: "Oh, then... Think about men?"

Xiao Chuan's face changed...

Xiao Mo: "Then what, you're just joking, why do you take it seriously?"

Xiao Chuan: "I can't make fun of you. Anyway, my wife is the best."

Xiao Mo: "Don't call me that outside..."

This is shy...

89 Does the current partner meet your ideal?

Xiao Mo: "Very good."

Ogawa: "Yes."

Did 90 use small props in h?

Xiao Mo: "No, you can try."

Xiao Chuan: "I haven't used it, I can try it later."

91 When did it happen to you for the first time?

Xiao Mo: "Sophomore, 20 years old."

Ogawa: "Sophomore, 20 years old."

92 Was the object at that time the current lover?

Xiao Mo: "Yes, he was the one who bent me."

Ogawa: "Yes."

93 Where is your favorite place to be kissed?

Xiao Mo: "I like them all."

Ogawa: "I like them all."

94 Where do you like to kiss each other most?

Xiao Mo: "Mouth."

Xiao Chuan: "I like everything there, let's talk about it."

What is the most pleasing thing for the other party at 95 hours?

Xiao Mo: "He is very energetic every time."

Xiao Chuan: "While twitching, help him at the same time."

What will you think at 96h?

Xiao Mo: "What do you think? Don't want anything."

Ogawa: "I don't have time to think about anything else."

97 What is the number of hours per night?What is the highest record?

Xiao Mo: "Two or three times, the highest... I can't count. At that time, I was so tired that I fell asleep."

Xiao Chuan: "Two or three times, up to... seven times, at that time he fell asleep from exhaustion."

Xiao Mo: "Damn it! You are murdering."

Xiao Chuan: "No, I'm very gentle, otherwise why would you sleep like a little pig."

Xiaomo: "..."

Brother Tong: Xiao Chuan, are you sure it wasn't-fuck-dizzy?

At 98 hours, do you take off your clothes yourself, or does the other party help you take them off?

Xiao Mo: "It's all happened before, it doesn't matter."

Xiao Chuan: "Well, I undressed him, and he also undressed me, and there were times when we undressed each other together."

What is 99 to you?

Xiao Mo: "It's essential."

Ogawa: "Indispensable."

100 Please say a word to your lover.

Xiaomo: "I love you."

Ogawa: "I love you too."

Brother Tong: Look at this look... I'd better run away... It's bad behavior to delay other people's sex.