Lord, I am a woman

After glancing at Wu Dalang comfortably, she turned her head to look at Jasmine beside her, um, her light green skin like Jasmine's was more comfortable to look at.

"Then why are you laughing?" Jasmine asked, holding her comfortable arm.

The intimate appearance of the two of them, there is no sense of danger of being surrounded, the rhythm of the whole couple is shopping and chatting.

"Because 'Wu Dalang' is where we are..." Comfortable explained in a low voice next to Jasmine's ear.

When she finished talking about the desolate life experience of Wu Dalang in the Water Margin, Jasmine's eyes softened involuntarily when she looked at Wu Dalang in front of them.

Wu Dalang was made uncomfortable by Jasmine's sudden sympathetic gaze, so he asked, "What? Are you scared?"

Jasmine shook her head, and then said, "Wu Dalang is really...uh~"

As soon as Jasmine opened her mouth, Comfortably covered her mouth with her hand in panic.She was really afraid that Jasmine would tell the truth. If she said the same thing, she would still have a chance to explain it as a joke or something, but if it came out of Jasmine's mouth, even if it was a lie, they would probably believe it a period of time.And comfortable to see that the Wu Dalang in front of him doesn't like his name.Now she doesn't want to conflict with these people in front of her at all.

The reason is that she is a pacifist.

And seeing them making such a fuss, Wu Dalang became even more uneasy about the meaning of his name.He felt that his father's explanation that his name was the nickname of a famous general of the Three Kingdoms was definitely lying to him!What's wrong with Wu, why is he called Da Lang?He is obviously not the boss!Even if it is counted according to the ranking, he is in the eleventh place, so he should be called Shishilang!

Wu Shishiro!Listen, what a nice name!While Wu Dalang was silently mourning for his name in his heart, he was even more excited and wanted to jump into the pit, and asked them in front of Comfortable: "What happened to the name Wu Dalang? Old ancestor, why didn't you let her say it? Why didn't you let her say it?" She said, why!!"

Pound was thankful that he was able to grab him quickly, otherwise he would go down and be a hostage, and once the situation was reversed, he really wouldn't know how to go back and deal with business.So he hugged Wu Dalang tightly and said: "If you have anything to say, let's go back and ask. If they say something bad, no matter it is true or not, it will not be good for your reputation in the future."

At this time, Comfortable just didn't want to say the unpleasant content, so he looked at Pang De and Wu Dalang who were huddled together on the pit, and said deliberately: "The more you want to know, the more I won't tell you." You. Who told you to treat your ancestor and his lover like this?"

Hearing this, Pang De took advantage of the situation and said, "Then I implore the ancestor and your lover to come with us?"

Comfortable smiled and said: "Then there are my two friends over there, should you let go first?"

Pound nodded, and waved his hand at the soldiers who were using the nets to cover Viqiao and Weiwei.Pound asked anxiously: "Now, can we go?"

At this moment, Weiwei anxiously kicked Weiqiao who had her eyes closed.She really wanted to stop it, but the injuries on her body made her unable to even speak now.The few kicks that kicked Vicky almost exhausted her last strength.

Helplessly, Wei Qiao is determined to play dead at this moment, no matter how much Wei Wei kicks, no matter how impatient she is, she doesn't respond.

Comfortable saw Weiwei's movements, so she comforted her: "We'll be fine, let her not tell the other elves when Weiqiao wakes up, we'll talk about it when we come back."

Comfortable words made all the soldiers of the Second Legion slightly taken aback, and Pound smiled even more after hearing this.He was worried that the elves would follow, but he really didn't expect this old ancestor to be quite sensible.

It's just that after laughing, he felt comfortable and agreed too readily. Is there some kind of conspiracy?If it was the female elf next to Comfortable who promised him at this moment, I'm afraid he would be more at ease.

Moreover, is his decision to take people back temporarily right?After all, neither the patriarch nor the high priest asked to take the ancestors back.

But Pound quickly comforted himself: Although the patriarch and the high priest did not ask to take the ancestor back, it was because they were worried that they would not be able to control the female elf.However, Pound still decided not to stimulate the patriarch and the high priest too much, so he asked the soldiers to send them back with the news that he was about to bring the ancestor back to the camp.

When he finished all this and went to secretly peek at Comfort and Jasmine for any signs of escaping, he was startled by the bright smiles on Comfort and Jasmine's faces.

What else did the high priest not tell him?

Compared with Pound's various apprehensions and worries, Comfort and Jasmine seemed to be going on a trip, and their moods were both relaxed and happy.

Comfort originally agreed to Pound's request as a stopgap measure, and she wanted to find a chance to escape on the way.But Jasmine seemed to be more looking forward to going to that unknown place than she was. Although her whole face was twisted, it could be seen comfortably that she had been suppressing the excitement in her heart and trying to stay calm.

It was only because of Jasmine's expectations that Comfortable gave up the plan to escape midway.Since she was not going to escape, she was not so nervous. Simply in this transport vehicle, Comfort did not regard those heavily armed soldiers as guards escorting them, but as passengers traveling with them.

"Is your place far from here?" Comfortable asked casually.

"..." No one paid attention to her.

Comfortable shrugged: "So we just sit around?"

"..." Still no one answered her.

At this time, Jasmine didn't know when she found a hole in the carriage where she could see the outdoors, and she suppressed the excitement in her heart while patting for comfort.

"...What's the matter?" Comfortable leaned over, leaning against Jasmine's face, winking for a seat with Jasmine.

"Don't make trouble." As soon as Jasmine's voice came out, that coquettish tone instantly killed the soldiers in the same carriage as them.

Comfortable was about to continue playing around with Jasmine, when she was startled by the thumping sound behind her.

"..." The culprit Jasmine with a strange expression of comfort and a confused look looked at each other, then ignored the soldiers who sat under the chairs for no reason and continued to look around the small window to see the scenery outside.

Their performance surprised Pound who was hiding in the dark and observing them.

In fact, when he found out that the soldiers had lost their combat effectiveness because of the female elf's beauties, he was still thankful that he was thinking right. This old ancestor wanted to escape.However, not only did they have no intention of running away, but they gathered around the window he specially opened for them to enjoy the scenery?

Are they admiring the scenery?Are they simply enjoying the scenery?Were they just testing their soldiers?Or are they telling them to let their guard down?Wait until they relax their vigilance before they start annihilating them in one fell swoop?

The more Pang De thought about it, the more frightened he became, and at the same time, the more he thought about it, the more outrageous he became.When he fantasized about Comfort and Jasmine destroying their camp and trampling down their patriarch... Pound finally came out of his terrifying fantasy.

it's out of the question.Pound has dealt with elves before, and he thinks he understands elves, such simple and silly creatures, very well.Every year, he would go out and abduct some kind-hearted elves and men and women for the sake of their reproduction.

The reason why he had such fantasies was mainly because he was worried about their ancestors.

A real human being, and a woman at that!

Pound thought: How are women introduced in their textbooks?

A woman is a mountain, dignified and generous; a woman is water, tender; a woman is a book, full of wisdom; a woman is a port, safe and reliable!

A woman is a tiger, (a tiger is a creature that can eat people) eats people without spitting out bones;

The woman is a goblin, (a kind of enigmatic existence of a goblin) is captivating, captivating people's minds thousands of miles away.

A woman's mind is like being paralyzed by an electric shock, she can't know anything.

Women are so complicated~

Compared to the simple female elf who can be fooled away with only a small lollipop, does Pang De feel that he has done a very big mistake?He...brought a woman back to their Dongdu people.

But Pound suddenly rejoiced that this woman has one of the most weaknesses at present: she is a summoned beast of a female elf!

By the way, as long as he can fool that female elf, and let that female elf control her... Wait, what is he doing?He, didn't he want to kill the female elf and release their ancestors?Why is he trying to curry favor with that female elf?

Pound was stunned by his own thoughts.

At this moment, Comfort and Jasmine, who were leaning closely together, watched the original woods outside the car turn into a prairie, and Jasmine suddenly shouted: "We have stepped out of the kingdom of elves! This is a sand dune!"

"Sand dunes? What? Place names?" Comfortable asked with her arms around Jasmine.

Comfort has actually seen the territory of the Elven Kingdom, but because of the crude painting style, Comfort shows that her IQ is limited and she can't understand that kind of advanced map.Therefore, Comfort has always believed that the planet Artes has only the kingdom of elves.

In fact, if you exclude the lair of monsters and the camp of Dongzhi people, it is indeed the case.

In particular, the elves of all ages were not so keen on hiking and exploration. Even their territory measurement was calculated based on the farthest distance they could walk.If they encounter relatively large waters (sea) or volcanoes (snow mountains), they will take a detour.

The sand dunes that Jasmine mentioned refer to the land of exile in the Elven Kingdom.This is not a common name for the elves, but Jasmine saw in "Fair's Travels" that Phil gave this beautiful name to this place where very few elves set foot.

"The book also said that the sand dunes are not a barren land without any living things. They are also protected by the gods and belong to the natural world..." Jasmine began to speak with green light in her eyes, and said in the book with a high spirit. what you see above.

Comfort is more curious, how did the pure and kind elves create such a place of exile?Most importantly, who are they going to exile?Definitely not elves, so are there any other creatures?

Soon the comfortable answer was revealed.

After the original grassland outside the car suddenly turned into a barren land full of yellow sand, Shuxin saw the stumps of all kinds of monsters she and Jasmine met in Wolong City, they were constantly blown by the strong wind and yellow sand, Sometimes exposed and sometimes hidden under the yellow sand.

When Comfortable was surprised by the bleak scene in front of her eyes, suddenly the car carrying them vibrated violently.

Comfort and Jasmine immediately hugged each other tightly like two helpless girls, but the vibration was still very strong.Worrying that the car would overturn, Shu Shu hurriedly grabbed the car with one hand and held Jasmine tightly with the other. At the same time, he asked the soldiers in the same car, "What happened?"

"It's the Shock Beast."