Lord, I am a woman

What is this?Comfortable has heard the names of many monsters, and of course there are also many names of monsters, but what kind of creature is this shock beast?

But Comfort said that she shouldn't be so curious, because she soon saw the true face of this guy with her own eyes.

The body of the vehicle was broken by the Shaking Beast, and Comfort and the others were thrown out of the car. When they got up from the sand, many soldiers who hadn't had time to stand up were eaten by the Shocking Beast.

There were pig-killing screams everywhere in her ears, Comfortable said she couldn't stand it anymore.

At this time, Jasmine finally saw her position clearly. It turned out that the black cloud above her head was not a cloud, but that fellow called the Shock Beast.

"We're under its belly." Comfortable looked at the nearest exit to them, at least ten meters away, and estimated that this big guy is really long enough.

"Do you want to fight?" Jasmine rarely asked for a comfortable opinion.

For this reason, Comfort almost burst into tears with excitement.But she quickly came back to her senses, shook her head and said, "Under this big guy's belly, I always have a hunch that I don't want to enjoy it."

When Comfortable said this, Jasmine looked up, and then said very flatly: "I think you are right."

"What?" Comfortable felt that Jasmine's reaction was very strange, so she raised her head curiously, "I'm ignorant! Hurry up, blink!"

Comfortable did not wait for Jasmine's spell, but was dragged by Jasmine to run towards the front exit.

"I'm going! Isn't it?" Comfortable said that this is not the time for romance. She knew that there must be something wrong with Jasmine's body, so she picked up Jasmine by the waist and rushed to the open space.

I don't know where this big guy came from. He is obviously a big fat man, but his movements are not slow at all. He comfortably ran out of his belly with his front feet, and his back feet were almost sucked back by the huge hole made by the shock beast's belly.

"What the hell is this guy? He's so fat even if he's so agile?" Comfortable words seemed to be heard by it, and then a strong air flow rushed towards Comfortable.

"Pfft! Vomit! Oh!" Comfortable just inhaled a small mouthful, and was about to be burped.

Jasmine's reaction wasn't much better, but compared to shaking her head and shaking comfortably on the ground, her expression was much calmer.

"I'm going to kill it! I'm going to kill it! This guy actually laughed at me! And farted in my face!" Comfortable pulled Jasmine to change to a place that didn't smell bad, and then began to point at the shock beast's butt and curse road.

"Comfort, can you understand what it is saying?" Jasmine's question quieted the frenzied Comfort.

"I..." Comfortable was wondering how she knew that the big guy was laughing at her, when a sarcastic voice came from her mind. "Ridiculous human, what kind of god-level monster are you? You're just a scumbag."

Hearing this, Wen Shu's entire face immediately darkened, and then suddenly burst out: "I'm not interested in being a god-level monster! I'm a woman, you are an ignorant, ignorant, short-sighted, short-sighted, seldom-sighted, and short-sighted. A frog at the bottom of a well has more insight than a grain of sand." You are a big pile of garbage bigger than your fart, you are a shit that is not even as good as scum!"

After Shu Shu finished speaking in one breath, not only the Shock Beast stopped attacking, but Jasmine also looked at her in surprise.

"What's the matter?" Comfortable asked slightly panting, looking at the dumbfounded Jasmine.

Jasmine shook her head.

"What did you say? You actually said that I, King Shaking Shock, is shit!" Shocking Shock began to tremble in a beastly manner. As for the list of words in front of it that he couldn't understand, it definitely wouldn't be a good word anyway.

"I don't understand! You stupid trash with a head and no IQ. If you say you are a shit, you are wronged. You are a trash who is not even as good as a shit." Comfortable scolded happily, completely ignoring those Dongzhi people at this moment Already abandoned them and fled.

In the impression of Dongdu people who have dealt with Shaking Beast all year round, there are very few warriors among them who dare to resist Shaking Beast.Simply, some monsters would be sent to this desolate place from time to time, which prevented them from going to them for food.

You know, one meal of food from the Shaking Beast is enough to feed a man for a month, but if it eats people directly... ten adults are enough.

Right now, comforting this behavior of plucking hair from the tiger's buttocks scares the soldiers of the Eastern Duty quite a bit, and of course some of them are also shocked.

Wu Dalang was almost eaten by the Shock Beast, but he was very lucky. When he gave up hope, there came a series of crackling curses. Wu Dalang said that he was swallowed by the Shock Beast before he could hear clearly Tossed out.

It felt so good to escape from death, Wu Dalang scrambled and ran towards the opposite direction of comfort.

But after running a few steps, he stopped.

The conscience and gratitude that still existed in his heart aroused his thoughts of resistance.But when he turned his head and looked at the Shaking Beast that was as high as the sky, he didn't know how to resist.

When Wu Dalang was struggling, Comfort and Jasmine had no choice.

After comfortably cursing the second sentence, Shaking Beast no longer paid any attention to other Dongdu people on the ground, and it didn't care whether it was hungry or not. It only wanted to eat the human beings who dared to scold it!This ignorant human being!

When Shu Shu saw that he had angered the Shock Beast, he couldn't help scolding himself for being quick to talk.

When Comfortable hugged Jasmine and kept avoiding the attacks of the Shaking Beast, she finally found a place where she could rest temporarily, but she was discovered by the Shocking Beast not long after.

Obviously this big guy's head is on it?

Comfort, who doesn't know anything about Shock Beast, really wants to die.

correct!She can... die once and try.

Jasmine saw that Comfortable wanted to speak but refused to speak, so she immediately vetoed it: "Don't even think about it, don't even think about it!"

"You know what I want to do?" Comfortable eyes lit up.

"Anyway, it's not a good thing." Jasmine said with her arms around her comfortable neck.

"But sometimes bad things may not necessarily be really bad things." Comfortable said tentatively.

"If it's bad, it's bad. How can there be any good things?" After Jasmine finished speaking, her mouth was shut by Comfort.

But the kiss ended soon, after all, the current state is really not suitable for such a leisurely life.

"This kind of bad thing is actually a good thing, isn't it?" Shuyou said flickeringly.

Jasmine looked at the yellow sand constantly rising around her, coughed twice and said, "What do you want me to do?"

"Hide in a place where no one can find you. The key is those Dongdu people, and then, revive me at any time." After Shu Shu finished speaking, Jasmine's eyes turned red.

"No." Jasmine refused with red eyes.

"Then can you think of a better way?" You asked softly.

"No." Jasmine looked at the tears that were about to fall, she pursed her lips comfortably, hugged her distressedly and said, "I'm trying to find out the weakness of that guy, but you have to keep calm and get rid of it at the first moment. I'm resurrected, you know?"

"I don't know, I don't want to." Jasmine's mind was blank now, but she knew that what Comfort said was the best way and the most effective.But she just didn't want to see a comfortable death.

"Close your eyes, don't look at me. Hide. Quick." Comfortable brought Jasmine to a small hill, put her down and rushed towards the Shaking Beast.

Comfort now only knows that magic will be banned near the Shock Beast. The big man in front of him who can't be hit by magic, comfortably shakes her hands. She may be miserable when she touches flesh.

And when Comfort touched the shock beast's skin, she realized that this kind of hand-to-hand combat really shouldn't be done by a woman with delicate skin and flesh like her.

With just one punch, his comfortable right hand was covered in blood and blood.

"Hahaha, who is the rubbish! Stupid human beings!" The comfortable attack was as powerful as a mosquito bite, which made the shock beast very proud.

"Oh, don't be complacent, I will come back." As soon as Comfortable's voice fell, the Shaking Beast slapped her to death like a fly.

Jasmine closed her eyes obediently, and at the moment when the comfort disappeared, she clearly felt something grabbed her heart.

After a slight pause for a second, Jasmine began to chant the resurrection spell.

When the Shock Beast was about to continue searching for its food, it suddenly heard a loud cry: "Look at the fist."

With a sound of "Boom!", Shaking Beast felt a trace of pain from its body. This feeling, which it hadn't seen for a long time, made it very surprised, and it was even more surprised: "Human, didn't you just get shot to death by me?" Yet?"

"If one of them falls down, I will stand up again. Garbage, don't you be afraid." Comfortable's attack obviously broke the skin of Shaking Beast, but if you want to take it down completely, Comfortable I still need to... die a few more times.

"Afraid? I've never been afraid of anyone, King Shaking! I'll eat as much as you come!" The words of the Shaking Beast sounded like roars in the ears of Jasmine and Dongzhi people.

They could hear the Beast being enraged, and through their past contact with Beast, a thought that had always been in their minds reappeared: the champion who defeated Beast appeared.

This warrior is none other than their ancestors, and their ancestors have come to save them!

Not to mention how tragic the battle between Comfortable and Shocking Beast is, for the Dongdu people who ran far away, they don't know how miserable Comfortable's death is, they only know that countless warriors have challenged Shocking After the defeat of the beasts, there is no one who dares to challenge in the camp of Dongzhi people.

Now comfort is their savior.As long as Comfort eliminates the Shock Beast, they don't have to worry about who they will send out as the Shock Beast's rations every year when there is not enough food for the Shock Beast.

Pound couldn't hide the excitement in his heart at this moment. He ordered the soldiers to return to the camp to ask for support, and at the same time ordered the soldiers to pick up the weapons they left behind in the yellow sand.

The weapons they researched were once used for the opponent's Shock Beast, but apart from making it more berserk, it had no other effect.

It's just that with their harassment, it will be faster and smoother when Jasmine's resurrection is comfortable.

After being slapped to death by Shaking Beast five times, Comfortable found that her speed and stamina were already comparable to Shaking Beast.

Because when she punched the Shock Beast's ass hard, something happened that excited everyone present!

Shaking Beast's huge body as stable as Mount Tai was moved by her!

Shock Beast was obviously very surprised by this!Before it had time to consolidate its position, a fist like a shooting star hit its ass.

"Aw!" The Shaking Beast roared, and saw its huge body soaring into the air.

Comfortable grinned and said: "Son, you know how powerful I am."

"Stupid, stupid human being." Shock Beast cursed guiltily.Speaking of which, its stomach is getting more and more hungry. After fighting with Comfort for a long time, the few things it started to eat have already been digested.Now it has to refuel.

"Ah~" The Shaking Beast's huge slap swept across the yellow sand, and the Dongdu people who were standing there to help Shuxin fight the monsters were grabbed by it.

"Hungry? Thinking well!" Comfortable guessed its thoughts when the yellow sand swept up those Dongzhi people, so when it grabbed those Dongzhi people and was about to put them in its mouth, Comfortable grabbed a person around it A huge bone was pushed to its chin.

The feeling that the mouth is forced to close before the food in the hand is put into the mouth is quite bad.

The Shock Beast wanted to crush the food that An Xin had been howling to death, but found that they were all gone.

Feeling a sense of frustration that he had never experienced before, the huge body of Shockbeast began to turn red.

Faced with the comfort of this situation, she was somewhat proud of herself, but suddenly her heart skipped a beat.Then the Shaking Beast, which originally occupied a large open space, just disappeared from her sight!

what's the situation!When Comfortable was wondering where the Shock Beast went, she finally knew why her heart ached.

Jasmine's hiding place was discovered by it.

"I'll see how you show up again!" the Shock Beast said as it grabbed Jasmine with its paws.