Misfortune comes from the mouth

After twelve o'clock in the middle of the night, when most office workers are already asleep, it is still a time of full energy for dogs who stay up late.Although the lights in a male dormitory were turned off, there was still a small white light shining on the bed, and it was obvious that someone was still awake.

A delicate and handsome face was reflected on the faint screen of the mobile phone, with bangs drooping around the eyes, and the owner was concentrating on swiping Weibo.

"Ah... so boring." He Chaji replied casually in a late-night topic on Weibo, then threw the phone beside the pillow, kicked the wooden plank on the upper bunk, and lifted Qiao Qingze who was sleeping on the upper bunk. Pushed up, Qiao Qingze, who was a little sleepy, casually touched the pillow, found a book, and threw it on the lower bunk.

"Hehehe...Old Qiao, are you still asleep?" He Chaji took the book steadily, poked his head out from the lower bunk shamelessly, turned over and stood on the edge of his bed, holding the book with one hand. Leaning on the railing of the upper bunk, he spread the book and covered Qiao Qingze's handsome face with a smile, "If you haven't slept, chat with me for a while. The goddess in our class seems to be responding to me a little bit recently. Do you think she is Don't you like me?"

Aside from this face, He Chaji is just an ordinary scumbag. If it weren't for his good luck that he would explode in every major exam since he was a child, he wouldn't have been in the same class as his top student all the way, and finally went to the same class. attended the same university.

And his youngest, Qiao Qingze, was someone else's child that his parents said since he was a child. Anyway, He Chaji was held by his mother's ears to let him learn from Qiao Qingze. Among his peers, no one liked him except He Chaji. Playing with him, who makes him handsome and good at studying, has always been the male god in girls' hearts, and being with this kind of person is really a challenge to one's self-esteem.

Even He Chaji himself doesn't know why he and Qiao Qingze play so well. Sometimes it's not unreasonable for others to say that he has a big heart. He is so popular, why would he be friends with this guy so shamelessly.

And this fate continued with his super-level performance all the way until the end of college. This time it was not the same class for the first time, but it was the first time that they were in the same dormitory!

You must know that this is a dormitory randomly arranged by tens of thousands of people, the fate is endless!And it's bunk beds!

They lived in a four-person dormitory. The other two roommates showed up when school started. They seemed to dislike the small dormitory. They rented a house outside after only two days, leaving him and Qiao Qingze to live alone. In the dormitory, since no one was from the same department, He Chaji hadn't seen those two local tyrants in school until now.

Qiao Qingze pressed the spine of the book on his face with his right hand, took a deep breath, and then took the book away. The sleepiness just now was gone. He turned his head to look at He Chaji, and He Chaji's eyes looked a little faint in the darkness. He seemed to be thinking about He Chaji's question very seriously, and then slightly raised the corner of his mouth and said, "Since childhood, how many girls have regarded you as a good younger brother? All right, don't think too much, go to bed early .”

A heart attack!

He Chaji snorted heavily, then turned over and returned to the lower bunk, and kicked Qiao Qingze's bed vigorously a few times. Qiao Qingze turned over on it as usual, continuing to cultivate sleepiness.

After a while without hearing any movement from the upper bunk, He Chaji also gradually fell asleep. Before falling asleep, he was still wondering why the girls he liked since childhood always regarded him as a good brother in the end. Obviously he looks so handsome... Although he looks a bit small, he looks handsome from any angle!

He's no worse than that guy Qiao Qingze!Why is that kid so lucky!

Damn dick!Why doesn't that guy Qiao Qingze fall in love!The single god pokes next to him!It really blocked him!hateful!

The next day was Saturday, and there was no class at school. He Chaji slept until he woke up naturally. Qiao Qingze, who has a regular schedule and is loved by everyone, went to participate in the activities of the student union early in the morning. He Chaji stretched out on the bed Waist, took out the phone from under the pillow, the late-night topic that I answered casually last night was actually answered by many people!

Simply flattered!

Due to being too much @, Weibo automatically blocked all reposts. He Chaji had never been so tweeted before, so he couldn't help opening the comments and reposts, and began to read one by one.

The topic was "If you suddenly became a woman one day, what would you do?" He casually replied last night with "Benefits to my roommate", but this reply was ranked first in the hottest comments, and was praised by many people. People gave it a round, and the amount of retweets simply broke through the sky.

He was just about to turn off Weibo and get up to brush his teeth, when suddenly his phone vibrated, and a big V whom he didn't know sent a private message to him, he clicked in and saw that this guy had millions of fans, only a few hundred of He Cha Ji has a wonderful sense of convincing for the big V with many fans, and now he feels a little flattered, so he quickly opened the private message.

[If one day you really suddenly turned into a woman, what would you do? 】

He Chaji felt baffled, but out of respect for the big V, he replied: [Belvet my roommate. 】

The man quickly replied: [Remember your answer, it can only end if you do it. 】

Fuck, it's just inexplicable? !

He Chaji didn't understand what this guy meant at all. He threw the phone aside and didn't reply again. Qiao Qingze called when he was brushing his teeth. He Chaji brushed his teeth in the mirror in the toilet, shoulders and head He answered the call with his mobile phone between his teeth, and said vaguely with his toothbrush in his mouth, "Hello?"

"It's time to wake up." Qiao Qingze on the other end of the phone sounded in a good mood, "I'm eating three meals a day, what do you want to eat?"

Three meals a day is a small restaurant opened in front of the school. The price is not particularly cheap, but the advantage is that it is clean and the food is large. Every day when it is time to eat, there are huge crowds of people. Just queuing up can take up most of the lunch break. It's only been a month, and He Chaji has already experienced the bad food in the cafeteria and the popularity of the restaurants around the school. It's true love that Lao Qiao still remembers to bring him meals at this moment.

"Hmm... braised pork set meal." He Chaji spat out the toothpaste in his mouth, and said clearly into the phone, Qiao Qingze didn't talk nonsense: "Okay, I'll be back soon, you hurry up and wash up."

When He Chaji heard that his lunch was in order, he said shamelessly to the campus god on the other end of the phone, "Hey, thank you, Brother Qingze."

Qiao Qingze on the other end hung up the phone with a snap.

He Chaji laughed hahaha with a toothbrush in his mouth. Every time Qiao Qingze heard him call that, he couldn't help being a little irritable, but the more irritable Qiao Qingze was, the more he liked to call it that way. Who made Qiao Qingze behave badly no matter what he did when he was young? How easy is it?It was rare to have such an opportunity, so of course he had to make good use of it.

Of course, he wouldn't call it that usually, after all, he's not a bitch, so calling him brother really gave him goosebumps.

After he brushed his teeth and washed his face, Qiao Qingze just came back with food.

"Come and eat." Qiao Qingze put the food on the table, and glanced at He Chaji who was sitting on the bed with his legs crossed and swiping his phone. His tone seemed to be calling his own Erha, but He Chaji didn't think so. Throwing away the phone decisively, he ran to the table and sat down.

Qiao Qingze tilted his head slightly, unbuttoned the top two buttons of his shirt, unbuttoned the sleeves, and slowly folded the sleeves up neatly. When he finished these things, He Chaji He had already started eating, his mouth was full of braised pork, he chewed twice, spit out the bones in his mouth into a plastic bag, and laughed at him inarticulately: "Hahaha, old Joe, you are a virgin. "

Qiao Qingze took out a lunch box from another plastic bag, opened the lid and placed it in front of He Chaji, looked up at He Chaji who was sitting on the chair with his body tilted, and frowned slightly: "Sit upright."

He Chaji was a little displeased, but seeing that he was eating the rice brought by Lao Qiao, he moved his butt reluctantly, sat up a little better, took a big mouthful of rice, and sighed contentedly One voice: "Ah, it's delicious... Old Qiao, why are you so kind today?"

"Didn't you always think about this restaurant?" Qiao Qingze also broke off the disposable chopsticks and started eating. Unlike He Chaji's bold eating, he ate with an elegant look, and looked very high-spirited. Even He Chaji himself felt that Qiao Qingze seemed to meet the standard of a male god.

He Chaji ate very fast, and he was full in a short time. He touched his stomach, put his elbows on the table and watched Qiao Qingze eat, and began to find something to say: "Hey, old Qiao, you know, there is I don't know what's wrong with this big V's brain, so he private messaged me and said a bunch of inexplicable things."

"Yeah." Qiao Qingze glanced at He Chaji, and responded casually. He Chaji has long been used to his attitude. This guy is quite cold when he doesn't talk much. Teach him a lesson, just like his father.

"I replied to something casually yesterday, but the big V actually told me that if I become a woman, I can't end it if I don't come...Damn it, isn't this a free time to tease me?!" He Chaji put his After understanding it, he curled his lips and took a sip of the soup, "Who the hell would turn into a woman for fun? He thought he was living in a fantasy world?"

"Leave him alone." Qiao Qingze put down his chopsticks, turned his gaze around He Chaji's face, then picked up the bowl and took a sip of the soup, swallowed the food in his mouth before continuing, "Your face has become Women really can’t see it, so don’t worry.”

"Old Qiao, if you don't hurt me for a day, I will die?" He Chaji stood up, walked to the bed, changed his pajamas and pajama pants into a sweatshirt, then picked up his phone and weighed it, "What do you eat?" It's so slow, old Joe, you throw out the trash."

"Where are you going?" Qiao Qingze finished the last sip of soup and put the bowl on the table. He Chaji smiled and put his arms around his shoulders: "Banhua invited me out to play, see you tonight! Qiao Nan Young master, I might really want to get out of the order!"

Qiao Qingze paused in tidying up the rubbish on the table, turned his face to look at He Chaji, and frowned slightly: "Comb your hair, it looks like a mess."

"Okay, okay, I know!" He Chaji snorted, raised his hand and pulled his hair, "You're already in college, you can find someone yourself, Dad Qiao."

While talking, he checked the time on his phone, walked towards the door non-stop, and closed the dormitory door without any hassle. Qiao Qingze put all the disposable lunch boxes into a plastic bag, and then wiped the table with a rag , pressed his forehead a little annoyed: "I really haven't grown up at all."

The author has something to say: 5.6!Dad's birthday!Opened a hole! _(:з」∠)_[Although this has nothing to do with it

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