Misfortune comes from the mouth

Ban Hua asked He Chaji out for nothing else. People who are popular in school will always join the student union to do things when they first go to college. Qiao Qingze is like this, and Ban Hua Zhou Peirong is also like this. He Chaji came out because the student union was too busy, and the minister asked them to find someone to help.

Otherwise, the welcome party for new students would be a bit overwhelming.

He Chaji is not very interested in this kind of thing. His pursuit in life is to eat, drink, have fun and find a beautiful wife. He has never liked to do such thankless things, but Banhua has taken the initiative to find him. As a Boy, he did his best to help.

At the end, Banhua thanked him sincerely. Looking at this beautiful face, He Chaji quickly patted his chest to express that he was actually very willing to serve the people. Tucked behind the ear: "Then as a thank you, shall I treat you to dinner?"

...Oh my god, this is simply a blessing from the sky!

He Chaji opened his mouth and was about to agree, but at this moment the phone rang so uncontrollably that he almost wanted to strangle the caller to death. If he disturbed someone's relationship, he would be kicked by a donkey!Damn chicken is so bad at picking the time!

Zhou Peirong raised her eyebrows slightly: "Your phone is ringing, why don't you answer it?"

He Chaji scolded Fuck Fuck Fuck in his heart, while smiling at Ban Hua, he answered the phone with a very kind tone: "Hey, Old Qiao..."

He was just about to say that he planned to finish his meal outside, but Qiao Qingze on the other side of the phone interrupted him: "You still don't come back after this order? We're going to have a feast for dinner, and I'll give you 10 minutes to come back."

Shengyan is a restaurant near the school that is a bit expensive for students. It is not at the same level as the three meals a day. It belongs to the category of eating occasionally. The food there is delicious, but He Chaji bought it with pocket money. A portable with a relatively good configuration. It cost a lot of money when school just started. Now it basically eats with Qiao Qingze every meal. He has been drooling over the feast for half a month, but he himself is really reluctant to buy it. .

He struggled between Shengyan and the beautiful girl in front of him for two seconds before making a choice. He quickly put his phone in his pocket, touched the back of his head to Zhou Peirong: "Oh, old Qiao told me to go back to eat Well... I'm really sorry."

"Qiao Qingze..." Zhou Peirong's smile seemed to fade a little. Before He Chaji could continue to say sorry, she smiled and said reasonablely, "If you have something to do, go back first. I'll treat you to dinner another day. Then you Don't say no."

He Chaji chuckled, said "I'll be right back" to the phone, and hung up.

The school is not small, but He Chaji trotted to the dormitory in 5 minutes. When he opened the door, Qiao Qingze was wearing glasses and typing on the computer. When he heard the door opening, he glanced at the time in the lower right corner of the computer: "Five minutes 23, why are you panting so much, you ran back?"

He Chaji leaned his back against the door to catch his breath, then walked to the edge of the table, casually took the cup in Qiao Qingze's hand, and gulped a couple of sips of water. Qiao Qingze glanced at him with his eyes behind the lens, and then put After returning to the computer, his subordinates kept typing a string of words, speaking in a calm tone: "That's my cup."

"Oh, it's not the first time, we're all buddies, don't be so stingy." He Chaji finished drinking the water in the cup before putting down the cup again, and said to Qiao Qingze with a playful smile that Qiao Qingze ignored him this time and was still treating him Fortunately, he doesn't care about this attitude. He has been this attitude since he was a child, Qiao Qingze, and he has long been used to it. What's more, looking at his attitude towards others, he feels that he is quite good to himself.

And he also takes care of the food, and now he is basically his parents.

Qiao Qingze stared at the screen without pausing at all, as if he had already finished drafting the program he was writing, and there was no need to stop and think about what to write next.

He Chaji waited for a while and felt a little bored, so he leaned over to read what Qiao Qingze wrote, but found that he couldn't understand it at all. There were a bunch of computer sentences on it, and most of the instructions he had never seen before. He took out his schoolbag by his desk, took out a USB flash drive, and threw it to Qiao Qingze: "Old Qiao, since we've known each other for many years, can you help me with my homework?"

Qiao Qingze stopped after entering another series of instructions, took the time to glance at him, and frowned slightly: "I do it myself, and I'm already in college. Why haven't I corrected this bad habit."

"Oh, who still does homework by himself in college? It's not bad to pass the exam." He Chaji curled his lips and lay down on the table, "When can we have dinner? I'm a little hungry, Old Qiao."

Qiao Qingze slid the scroll wheel of the mouse, and after carefully reading the program he wrote from beginning to end, he closed the notebook, then took off his glasses and put it on top of the notebook, pinched the bridge of his nose, and took it out of the drawer. Out of his wallet: "Let's go."

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The feast was delicious, and it didn't live up to the price. When He Chaji finished eating, he almost knelt down and dragged Qiao Qingze to the playground for several laps. After eating, he ran several laps before returning to the dormitory.

It was almost time to turn off the lights as soon as we arrived in the dormitory. Qiao Qingze looked at the clock hanging on the wall of the dormitory, and pushed He Chaji who wanted to lie on the bed directly into the bathroom: "Hurry up and wash up, go to bed early."

"Understood, Papa Qiao." He Chaji yawned lazily. Although he got up a little late today, he did a lot of things afterwards, and he was indeed a little sleepy now, so he went to wash in a daze After taking a shower, I went to bed.

When it was Qiao Qingze's turn, the lights were already turned off. He helped He Chaji put down the curtains, then turned on the lamp on the table, cleaned up He Chaji's messy shoes, and then helped him After soaking all the changed clothes in the washbasin, I began to brush my teeth and wash my face.

Before turning off the lights, he didn't forget to check for anything missing one last time, so he lightly turned off the desk lamp and climbed onto He Chaji's upper bunk to sleep.

Since he went to bed early the night before, He Chaji woke up very early the next day. Waking up naturally should be a very happy thing. After He Chaji stretched his waist, he felt that something was wrong. He was in a daze Opening his eyes, he found that there were two lumps growing on his chest. He was so frightened that he woke up instantly.

He Chaji lowered his head and touched the newly grown thing on his chest. His hands were soft, and he also had some wonderful feelings. It was a real chest. He touched it again and found that the little He Chaji who had been with him for 18 years was gone. The hair also grew to the chest overnight.

"What the hell!!!" He Chaji jumped out of the bed and quickly shook the bed. Qiao Qingze, who was on the upper bunk, woke up and said without opening his eyes, "Bread for breakfast ,on the table."

"Fuck! Qiao Qingze don't sleep!" He Chaji kicked the bed angrily, "Hurry up!"

Hearing that He Chaji's voice was not right, Qiao Qingze opened his eyes, looked under the bed, and found that He Chaji had turned into a limp woman overnight, his eyes widened, revealing a rare Surprised look.

He Chaji didn't have time to see Qiao Qingze's wonderful expression at this moment, he turned around in the dormitory irritably: "What are you kidding me, I still want to fall in love! What is it like to be a woman?" thing!"

He Chaji's originally pretty face now looks much softer than before. I don't know if it's because of his long hair. Qiao Qingze stared at He Chaji for a while and felt a little uncomfortable, so he couldn't help but frowned. : "Let's go to the hospital for a checkup."

"The hospital is as good as a bird!" He Chaji rubbed his hair, but his current hair is very different from usual, no matter how he rubs it, it is very smooth. When his fingers touch the hair, he just Feeling even more irritable, he sat down on the bed again, put his hands in his hair, wrinkled his whole face, and cursed, "Fuck! What the hell is this!"

The phone he placed next to the pillow vibrated suddenly. He was really not in the mood to look through the phone right now, but Qiao Qingze picked up the phone, and unlocked the password of the screen saver familiarly. There was a line of conspicuous words written on the main screen: 【Please remember to fulfill your promise】, followed by a smiley face.

This line of writing was very large, and He Chaji saw it with just a glance. Now he was so angry that he snatched the phone from Qiao Qingze's hand, and threw it against the wall. This was very hard. The battery board of the mobile phone was thrown out, but the screen of the mobile phone was still on, and the line of words even turned into a very dazzling bright green.

"Damn it!" He Chaji didn't know how to vent his anger, and yelled angrily. Qiao Qingze stood beside him tightly frowning. He didn't know what to say at the moment. Grabbing He Chaji's wrist, he said without doubt: "Let's go to the hospital."

He Chaji shook Qiao Qingze's hand vigorously, but now he was holding a woman's body, and even his strength had become weaker. There was no way to shake off Qiao Qingze. His eye circles were a little red due to being too emotional. He doesn't look sharp and sharp, and looks pretty good with long hair at the moment, but the words he said are not very pleasant: "What? Go to the hospital and let everyone see God? Oh, I am alone The old man suddenly turned into a bitch, let the doctor come and dissect me?"

Qiao Qingze pursed his lips seriously: "He Chaji, don't be willful."

"Your self-willed mother!" He Chaji glanced at the phone on the ground again, and the words on it suddenly changed: [As long as you snap, you can recover, I'm serious^_^], just now I saw a smiling face, He Chaji was very angry, but this time when he saw it, He Chaji suddenly calmed down. He transformed a man into a woman overnight, and the screen of the mobile phone still had words when the power board fell out. Obviously, this is beyond the scope of human beings.

When he thought about this, he suddenly felt a little creepy behind him, but this also proved that what the non-human said was true.

He shifted his gaze to Qiao Qingze who was holding his wrist, and said as if he was going all out: "Old Qiao, let's do it."

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