My ancestors wouldn't let me be gay
第14章 发火更新:2021-05-07 14:59:47 35条吐槽
Impotence should be solved sooner rather than later.
Sheng Mingjie borrowed money, found a weekend to put on hairspray, put on the middle-aged clothes Yuan Kai brought to him from Kai's father, and was bald with a pair of liberation shoes. Before the sun rose, he pretended to be a migrant worker. Hospital.
Unexpectedly, as soon as he opened the door, he was seen by Mu Qi, who got up early and studied, and Mu Qi took all the sneaky behavior into his eyes. Looking at his outfit, Mu Qi felt strange.
When Sheng Mingkao passed through the alley and was about to pass through his window, he called out to him: "Where are you going?"
Shocked, Sheng Mingkao looked up at the window sill on the second floor, and saw Mu Qi standing by the window sill, holding a book in his hand, presumably for morning reading.
What a strange thing this is.
Still working hard on weekends.
Aren't weekends just for relaxing and doing something "not so convenient"?
Sheng Mingkao stood up straight, smiled and said, "I'm going to do something that's inconvenient."
Mu Qi raised his eyebrows, pointed at his whole body, and said, "Dress like this?"
"Yes." Sheng Mingchen felt guilty for no reason at this outfit.
The comparison psychology of young people is always very strange, such as whether a pair of sneakers are limited edition, whether the hairstyle is handsome enough, and what brand of clothes are.
At the moment, Sheng Mingkao is wearing the "Migrant Worker" brand all over his body, which makes him stand in front of Mu Qi, and he looks a bit short, as shy as a freshly sprouted radish seeing precious ginseng.
"Wait for me." Mu Qi put down the book, turned and went back to the room to change a set of clothes, went downstairs, closed the door, and came to Sheng Mingkao.
Sheng Mingchen leaned against the mango tree, waiting for this dark-bellied boyfriend, until he saw Makizaki wearing blue overalls and a red top. The key point is that wearing this, Makizaki looks handsome in a Japanese style.
"What are you doing?"
"Mario." Pointing to his clothes, Maki said, "You cosplay a migrant worker, and I cosplay Mario."
Sheng Ming cast his forehead, he opened his mouth, he didn't know how to tell him clearly that he was not going to play, but to do serious business: "I'm not going to play, I really have something to do."
"Then I'll go too." Mu Qi took a step closer, with the tip of his nose poking Sheng Ming's forehead.
In terms of height, Makizaki is obviously one or two centimeters taller than Castanopsis Shengming. Normally, Makizaki doesn’t like to raise his head when he walks. Sheng Mingcastan didn’t pay attention to the phenomenon of hunchback. Now when he gets close to him, he realizes that Makizaki has grown taller again: “You grow taller? Taller."
"Well, it's two centimeters taller."
"congratulations."
"Thank you."
After chatting for a while, I was a bit bored. Sheng Mingkao wanted to make jokes to get rid of the fact that Mu Qi wanted to be a little tail, but Mu Qi saw his intention and brought the topic back: "Where are you going? I want to go too."
"No."
"why?"
"Because..." Can Sheng Mingkao say that he went to see the Andrology Department and didn't want him to follow him?Of course you can't!He thought hard but couldn't think of a reason to refuse, and asked, "Because you have to study hard and try to get into a good university."
"I've finished reviewing next week's class."
"Damn, what's your speed, I didn't understand what you said last week." Sheng Mingzhen was really surprised by Mu Qi's speed, this person is always a few steps faster than ordinary people in his studies.
Mu Qi moved his lips, ruthlessly piercing Sheng Ming: "You sleep in class, that's why you don't understand."
Sheng Mingcastle: "..." "Can you be more tactful? Can't you save me some face?" Sheng Mingcastle asked.
Makizaki thought about it, and described: "A gust of wind blew by, messing up the black hair, and then a couple of strands of hair fluttered in the wind, and the fair skin was like an egg that was peeled every morning, smooth and tender, usually mischievous and cunning His eyes are falling asleep with lowered eyelashes, and his body is still exuding a burst of fragrance..." "?"
Sheng Mingcastan was confused and waved his hands to stop: "Stop, what are you talking about?"
"You look like you're sleeping," Makizaki said.
Sheng Ming Castan: "......." Sheng Ming Castan asked: "Did you go to the Little Green River?"
Makisaki: "......." "No, I saw it with my own eyes in class, and I just described it." Makisaki said.
"I'll go, you always stare at me in class?" Sheng Mingkao seemed to be under surveillance, his heart was raised, and he punched Mu Qi in the chest.
Mu Qi covered his chest, turned his head, and said in a low voice: "Not all, I watched you while listening to the teacher's class, the main reason is that you are so beautiful..." The more he said it, the lower his voice became, and Sheng Mingkai almost heard it. He couldn't make out the last few words, but he heard clearly, Makizaki said he was handsome.
Immediately, the masculine dignity was picked up again by Mu Qi, and he was asked to prevent Mu Qi from finding out what he didn't do, saying: "You go back first, I will be back soon, and I will be back in the afternoon."
Mu Qi still insisted on going with him, saying, "I won't go back, there's no one at home, I'm very lonely."
Sheng Mingjin pushed his hand for a while. The word loneliness should not appear in Makizaki's mouth, but after thinking about it, it seems that it is indeed the case. Parents who have not been seen all the year round, the big family only has a nanny and a dog. Companion, really lonely.
He suddenly understood why Makizaki fell in love with him.
Based on the principle of proximity, Makizaki only lacks a playmate, a playmate who lives close to him day and night, can go to school together, and can go home together after school.
"Hey, you go back first. I'll go back early and bring you a gift." As if rewarding a child who stayed at home, Sheng Mingjiao threw out the temptation of "bring a gift".
It's just that Mu Qi didn't intend to eat his set of empty-glove white wolf, and asked with a frown, "Where are you going? Is it convenient for you to take me there?"
"You don't care about the adult's business."
"I'm your boyfriend."
"..." Speaking of this, Sheng Ming was full of anger, if it wasn't for Mu Qi's kiss, would he have become impotent?He can't even lift up this little movie now, and his life is boundless, what will happen to his personal happiness in the future!
"You don't mind my business." Sheng Ming said viciously.
Seeing that the more he didn't want to talk about it, Mu Qi wanted to understand his difficulties, and said gently, "Just tell me if you have any difficulties."
Come on, this difficulty is caused by you.
Don't think I can forgive you with a pitiful expression.
"No need, I can solve it myself." Sheng Ming said firmly, "Just don't bother me."
Hearing that his concern was an interruption, Mu Qi suddenly felt half wronged in his heart, and he was afraid that he would not be able to hear anything if he pushed Sheng Ming into a hurry, so he fell silent immediately.
There was the fragrance of ripe mangoes in the air, Sheng Mingkao was not in the mood to appreciate it, he had a headache and said to Mu Qi: "It's not a big deal, I just need to go to the hospital."
"Are you sick?" Makizaki asked with concern in his eyes.
Sheng Mingjiao nodded, and said: "I can only say this, I can't say more, you are obedient, go back and study hard, and I will buy you a small cake when I come back."
"What's the disease?"
"I can't tell."
"I know a doctor......" "I'm so fucking finished!" Sheng Mingzhen yelled at him rarely, until now, Makizaki pressed every step of the way to promote the intimacy between the two. It broke out in this sentence, he is talented, and it is difficult to talk about this secret disease. The key point is that this disease makes him faintly unable to hold his head up in front of his peers.
Everyone is fine, but he doesn't seem to be.
This realization made him feel like he was seriously ill and panicked. After yelling at Mu Qi, he said "Don't follow me", got on the bus by himself, and went to see a doctor at the Andrology Hospital in the farthest suburb of the city.
Mu Qi was stunned for a moment, he didn't expect Sheng Mingkao to get angry, after Sheng Mingkao was completely out of sight, he went home and moved a small stool, sat in front of his house, took out the test paper and started to do it.
For teenagers who are about 1.8 meters tall, it is quite aggrieved to sit on a small stool and write questions.
But he did it as a matter of course, and the people coming and going at the door couldn't disturb him.
It was already noon when Sheng Mingcheng arrived at the hospital on the outskirts of the city.
The reason why he chose the suburbs was because he was very sure that he would not meet acquaintances here.
But when he had lined up and took the medical records to the Andrology Department to line up, he suddenly saw Comrade Mao also lined up with sharp eyes.
Almost instinctively, Kao Sheng suddenly hid, Lao Mao was holding the medical record book, his forehead was sweating, and he wiped the sweat while reading the medical record card.
There was an unnatural expression on his face, probably because Lao Mao didn't want people to know that he came to see the Andrology Department. After wiping off his sweat, he glanced around, very vigilant.
Sheng Mingcastan quickly hid it when Lao Mao saw it.
"Mauriken." The nurse began to call out.
Sheng Mingkao sneaked over and leaned on the window to see the situation in the consultation room. I saw Lao Mao eagerly explaining something to the doctor, and then said with difficulty: "I just urinate...I can't stop urinating, occasionally, no, It's frequent trips to the toilet."
Being far away, Kao Sheng Ming could only hear a few words.
Unexpectedly, Lao Mao usually devoted himself to the school, and now he is suffering from andrological diseases, which is really pitiful.
Sheng Mingkao immediately decided that he would never be angry with the old man again.
When the doctor sent Lao Mao out, Sheng Ming shrank back to the trash can.
"Mr. Mao, relax your mind at ordinary times, don't stress too much, pay attention to your work and rest, and don't lose your temper if you can't lose your temper. This disease has something to do with your anger. You'd better recuperate for a while and then go to work." The doctor said.
Lao Mao said anxiously: "This is not good. The third year of high school I am leading this time, I can't do without staring at these little bastards for a day."
The doctor also knew that he had a great sense of responsibility, so he could only comfort him: "I can only suggest you to recuperate, and you can figure out the specific things."
Lao Mao also knew that the doctor did his best to persuade him to rest, but he was really worried about the students, so he could only respond first: "Oh, okay, I see, turn left to get the medicine, right?"
"Yes, you go slowly." The doctor said.
After Lao Mao left, Castan Sheng got up from the trash can, and after a few more people, the nurse called his number.
"Sheng Ming Castanopsis."
"Hey, here we come."
Sheng Mingkao sat in front of the doctor, and suddenly realized that he really came to see a doctor.
"What's wrong with your body?" the doctor asked.
Sheng Mingcastle was a little embarrassed: "I have some questions that I can't talk about."
The doctor stopped writing, looked at him, and finally saw the person dressed as a migrant worker in front of him. His face was only seventeen or eighteen years old, but the doctor was well-informed, and there were many people who shunned medical treatment. They usually dressed in strange shapes and came to see him There are also quite a few people from the Andrology Department, Kuan He said with a smile: "The people who come here all have some problems that they can't talk about."
Sheng Mingcheng let out an "uh" and said, "I have a big problem."
"Don't worry, if you speak up about any problem, the doctor will find a way to help you." The doctor said.
"Actually, I didn't come to see the doctor today." Sheng Mingjiao frowned, with a twisted and embarrassed expression on his face, just thinking about how to gently remind the doctor that it wasn't him who had the problem, but a friend of his... When the doctor heard it, he knew what was going on, and thoughtfully helped Sheng Mingcastle and said, "Actually, you have a friend who wants to see a doctor..." "Yes, doctor, how do you know?" Sheng Mingcastle asked .
"That's what everyone who comes here says."
"..." "Okay, let's describe your problem, little classmate." The doctor said with a smile.
"I just discovered that I have some impotence."
"Some?" The doctor raised his eyes and asked uncertainly while writing on the medical record.
"All wilted."
"......"
Sheng Mingjie borrowed money, found a weekend to put on hairspray, put on the middle-aged clothes Yuan Kai brought to him from Kai's father, and was bald with a pair of liberation shoes. Before the sun rose, he pretended to be a migrant worker. Hospital.
Unexpectedly, as soon as he opened the door, he was seen by Mu Qi, who got up early and studied, and Mu Qi took all the sneaky behavior into his eyes. Looking at his outfit, Mu Qi felt strange.
When Sheng Mingkao passed through the alley and was about to pass through his window, he called out to him: "Where are you going?"
Shocked, Sheng Mingkao looked up at the window sill on the second floor, and saw Mu Qi standing by the window sill, holding a book in his hand, presumably for morning reading.
What a strange thing this is.
Still working hard on weekends.
Aren't weekends just for relaxing and doing something "not so convenient"?
Sheng Mingkao stood up straight, smiled and said, "I'm going to do something that's inconvenient."
Mu Qi raised his eyebrows, pointed at his whole body, and said, "Dress like this?"
"Yes." Sheng Mingchen felt guilty for no reason at this outfit.
The comparison psychology of young people is always very strange, such as whether a pair of sneakers are limited edition, whether the hairstyle is handsome enough, and what brand of clothes are.
At the moment, Sheng Mingkao is wearing the "Migrant Worker" brand all over his body, which makes him stand in front of Mu Qi, and he looks a bit short, as shy as a freshly sprouted radish seeing precious ginseng.
"Wait for me." Mu Qi put down the book, turned and went back to the room to change a set of clothes, went downstairs, closed the door, and came to Sheng Mingkao.
Sheng Mingchen leaned against the mango tree, waiting for this dark-bellied boyfriend, until he saw Makizaki wearing blue overalls and a red top. The key point is that wearing this, Makizaki looks handsome in a Japanese style.
"What are you doing?"
"Mario." Pointing to his clothes, Maki said, "You cosplay a migrant worker, and I cosplay Mario."
Sheng Ming cast his forehead, he opened his mouth, he didn't know how to tell him clearly that he was not going to play, but to do serious business: "I'm not going to play, I really have something to do."
"Then I'll go too." Mu Qi took a step closer, with the tip of his nose poking Sheng Ming's forehead.
In terms of height, Makizaki is obviously one or two centimeters taller than Castanopsis Shengming. Normally, Makizaki doesn’t like to raise his head when he walks. Sheng Mingcastan didn’t pay attention to the phenomenon of hunchback. Now when he gets close to him, he realizes that Makizaki has grown taller again: “You grow taller? Taller."
"Well, it's two centimeters taller."
"congratulations."
"Thank you."
After chatting for a while, I was a bit bored. Sheng Mingkao wanted to make jokes to get rid of the fact that Mu Qi wanted to be a little tail, but Mu Qi saw his intention and brought the topic back: "Where are you going? I want to go too."
"No."
"why?"
"Because..." Can Sheng Mingkao say that he went to see the Andrology Department and didn't want him to follow him?Of course you can't!He thought hard but couldn't think of a reason to refuse, and asked, "Because you have to study hard and try to get into a good university."
"I've finished reviewing next week's class."
"Damn, what's your speed, I didn't understand what you said last week." Sheng Mingzhen was really surprised by Mu Qi's speed, this person is always a few steps faster than ordinary people in his studies.
Mu Qi moved his lips, ruthlessly piercing Sheng Ming: "You sleep in class, that's why you don't understand."
Sheng Mingcastle: "..." "Can you be more tactful? Can't you save me some face?" Sheng Mingcastle asked.
Makizaki thought about it, and described: "A gust of wind blew by, messing up the black hair, and then a couple of strands of hair fluttered in the wind, and the fair skin was like an egg that was peeled every morning, smooth and tender, usually mischievous and cunning His eyes are falling asleep with lowered eyelashes, and his body is still exuding a burst of fragrance..." "?"
Sheng Mingcastan was confused and waved his hands to stop: "Stop, what are you talking about?"
"You look like you're sleeping," Makizaki said.
Sheng Ming Castan: "......." Sheng Ming Castan asked: "Did you go to the Little Green River?"
Makisaki: "......." "No, I saw it with my own eyes in class, and I just described it." Makisaki said.
"I'll go, you always stare at me in class?" Sheng Mingkao seemed to be under surveillance, his heart was raised, and he punched Mu Qi in the chest.
Mu Qi covered his chest, turned his head, and said in a low voice: "Not all, I watched you while listening to the teacher's class, the main reason is that you are so beautiful..." The more he said it, the lower his voice became, and Sheng Mingkai almost heard it. He couldn't make out the last few words, but he heard clearly, Makizaki said he was handsome.
Immediately, the masculine dignity was picked up again by Mu Qi, and he was asked to prevent Mu Qi from finding out what he didn't do, saying: "You go back first, I will be back soon, and I will be back in the afternoon."
Mu Qi still insisted on going with him, saying, "I won't go back, there's no one at home, I'm very lonely."
Sheng Mingjin pushed his hand for a while. The word loneliness should not appear in Makizaki's mouth, but after thinking about it, it seems that it is indeed the case. Parents who have not been seen all the year round, the big family only has a nanny and a dog. Companion, really lonely.
He suddenly understood why Makizaki fell in love with him.
Based on the principle of proximity, Makizaki only lacks a playmate, a playmate who lives close to him day and night, can go to school together, and can go home together after school.
"Hey, you go back first. I'll go back early and bring you a gift." As if rewarding a child who stayed at home, Sheng Mingjiao threw out the temptation of "bring a gift".
It's just that Mu Qi didn't intend to eat his set of empty-glove white wolf, and asked with a frown, "Where are you going? Is it convenient for you to take me there?"
"You don't care about the adult's business."
"I'm your boyfriend."
"..." Speaking of this, Sheng Ming was full of anger, if it wasn't for Mu Qi's kiss, would he have become impotent?He can't even lift up this little movie now, and his life is boundless, what will happen to his personal happiness in the future!
"You don't mind my business." Sheng Ming said viciously.
Seeing that the more he didn't want to talk about it, Mu Qi wanted to understand his difficulties, and said gently, "Just tell me if you have any difficulties."
Come on, this difficulty is caused by you.
Don't think I can forgive you with a pitiful expression.
"No need, I can solve it myself." Sheng Ming said firmly, "Just don't bother me."
Hearing that his concern was an interruption, Mu Qi suddenly felt half wronged in his heart, and he was afraid that he would not be able to hear anything if he pushed Sheng Ming into a hurry, so he fell silent immediately.
There was the fragrance of ripe mangoes in the air, Sheng Mingkao was not in the mood to appreciate it, he had a headache and said to Mu Qi: "It's not a big deal, I just need to go to the hospital."
"Are you sick?" Makizaki asked with concern in his eyes.
Sheng Mingjiao nodded, and said: "I can only say this, I can't say more, you are obedient, go back and study hard, and I will buy you a small cake when I come back."
"What's the disease?"
"I can't tell."
"I know a doctor......" "I'm so fucking finished!" Sheng Mingzhen yelled at him rarely, until now, Makizaki pressed every step of the way to promote the intimacy between the two. It broke out in this sentence, he is talented, and it is difficult to talk about this secret disease. The key point is that this disease makes him faintly unable to hold his head up in front of his peers.
Everyone is fine, but he doesn't seem to be.
This realization made him feel like he was seriously ill and panicked. After yelling at Mu Qi, he said "Don't follow me", got on the bus by himself, and went to see a doctor at the Andrology Hospital in the farthest suburb of the city.
Mu Qi was stunned for a moment, he didn't expect Sheng Mingkao to get angry, after Sheng Mingkao was completely out of sight, he went home and moved a small stool, sat in front of his house, took out the test paper and started to do it.
For teenagers who are about 1.8 meters tall, it is quite aggrieved to sit on a small stool and write questions.
But he did it as a matter of course, and the people coming and going at the door couldn't disturb him.
It was already noon when Sheng Mingcheng arrived at the hospital on the outskirts of the city.
The reason why he chose the suburbs was because he was very sure that he would not meet acquaintances here.
But when he had lined up and took the medical records to the Andrology Department to line up, he suddenly saw Comrade Mao also lined up with sharp eyes.
Almost instinctively, Kao Sheng suddenly hid, Lao Mao was holding the medical record book, his forehead was sweating, and he wiped the sweat while reading the medical record card.
There was an unnatural expression on his face, probably because Lao Mao didn't want people to know that he came to see the Andrology Department. After wiping off his sweat, he glanced around, very vigilant.
Sheng Mingcastan quickly hid it when Lao Mao saw it.
"Mauriken." The nurse began to call out.
Sheng Mingkao sneaked over and leaned on the window to see the situation in the consultation room. I saw Lao Mao eagerly explaining something to the doctor, and then said with difficulty: "I just urinate...I can't stop urinating, occasionally, no, It's frequent trips to the toilet."
Being far away, Kao Sheng Ming could only hear a few words.
Unexpectedly, Lao Mao usually devoted himself to the school, and now he is suffering from andrological diseases, which is really pitiful.
Sheng Mingkao immediately decided that he would never be angry with the old man again.
When the doctor sent Lao Mao out, Sheng Ming shrank back to the trash can.
"Mr. Mao, relax your mind at ordinary times, don't stress too much, pay attention to your work and rest, and don't lose your temper if you can't lose your temper. This disease has something to do with your anger. You'd better recuperate for a while and then go to work." The doctor said.
Lao Mao said anxiously: "This is not good. The third year of high school I am leading this time, I can't do without staring at these little bastards for a day."
The doctor also knew that he had a great sense of responsibility, so he could only comfort him: "I can only suggest you to recuperate, and you can figure out the specific things."
Lao Mao also knew that the doctor did his best to persuade him to rest, but he was really worried about the students, so he could only respond first: "Oh, okay, I see, turn left to get the medicine, right?"
"Yes, you go slowly." The doctor said.
After Lao Mao left, Castan Sheng got up from the trash can, and after a few more people, the nurse called his number.
"Sheng Ming Castanopsis."
"Hey, here we come."
Sheng Mingkao sat in front of the doctor, and suddenly realized that he really came to see a doctor.
"What's wrong with your body?" the doctor asked.
Sheng Mingcastle was a little embarrassed: "I have some questions that I can't talk about."
The doctor stopped writing, looked at him, and finally saw the person dressed as a migrant worker in front of him. His face was only seventeen or eighteen years old, but the doctor was well-informed, and there were many people who shunned medical treatment. They usually dressed in strange shapes and came to see him There are also quite a few people from the Andrology Department, Kuan He said with a smile: "The people who come here all have some problems that they can't talk about."
Sheng Mingcheng let out an "uh" and said, "I have a big problem."
"Don't worry, if you speak up about any problem, the doctor will find a way to help you." The doctor said.
"Actually, I didn't come to see the doctor today." Sheng Mingjiao frowned, with a twisted and embarrassed expression on his face, just thinking about how to gently remind the doctor that it wasn't him who had the problem, but a friend of his... When the doctor heard it, he knew what was going on, and thoughtfully helped Sheng Mingcastle and said, "Actually, you have a friend who wants to see a doctor..." "Yes, doctor, how do you know?" Sheng Mingcastle asked .
"That's what everyone who comes here says."
"..." "Okay, let's describe your problem, little classmate." The doctor said with a smile.
"I just discovered that I have some impotence."
"Some?" The doctor raised his eyes and asked uncertainly while writing on the medical record.
"All wilted."
"......"
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