My ancestors wouldn't let me be gay

第2章 父爱更新:2021-04-12 09:57:28 70条吐槽

What enmity between Mu Qi and Yuan Kai?Want to punish people to death?

Normally, the two of them didn't have any problems, so why did Mu Qi want to punish Yuan Kai to death?Is it just for pure justice in the examination room?

Sheng Mingkao looked at Mu Qi with doubts in his eyes, and when the other party noticed that he was peeking, he looked over vigilantly, Sheng Mingkao lowered his head and restrained himself, touching the back of his head.

The invigilator's eyes lit up when he heard Mu Qi's words, and then he shook his head and denied: "For the sake of fairness, the city has bound the answer sheets and test papers, and each school has cross-marked, and the scores will be released, and the test papers will not be available until after the National Day holiday .”

The dead wood is in spring again.

Who can be as lucky as Brother Kaizi?

Since it cannot be determined that it is cheating, we can only come back after the festival to reveal the answer.

As long as the whistleblower can be dealt with during the holidays, and Makisaki can let go of his mouth and ask the invigilator for a favor, even if the answer is correct, it can be said to be a coincidence.

Makizaki left first, and passed by the window of Castanopsis shengming station before leaving, a faint scent of mint wafted from Castanopsis shengming, which smelled fresh, and when he wanted to catch it again, he walked away.

The invigilator gave Yuan Kai a warning, telling him not to think that the matter was over, and to submit an 800-word self-criticism when he came back after the festival, and then he would be punished according to the paper.

"Did you see that the one surnamed Mu really wanted me to die, one chain after another, wishing that I would get out of No. [-] Middle School immediately!" Yuan Kai and Sheng Mingjiao said angrily.

Sheng Mingcastan covered his mouth and said, "You fucking keep your voice down! He's not far away just now!"

"What are you afraid of him doing? He just deserves a beating." Yuan Kai raised his fist and cursed.

Sheng Mingchen took a few steps behind, pulled Yuan Kai and said, "When you come back after the festival, whether you can stay in No. [-] Middle School depends on whether he is willing to let go."

"Ah? Do I still have to ask him?" Yuan Kai asked in disbelief.

Sheng Mingcastan kicked him and said, "Otherwise? Should I ask for it?"

Unexpectedly, when Yuan Kai's expression changed, Sheng Mingkao quickly pushed his face away and said, "Go away, I won't go."

"Brother Cheng, brother is in trouble, yet you don't help!" Yuan Kai asked scoldingly.

"From now on, I don't have a brother like you." Sheng Mingkao said.

"..." "I give you my eggs every morning, I give you all the toilet paper you don't have, I reject too many love letters, and your underwear..."

Sheng Ming cast a stare at him.

"And your underwear, I have the exact same pair!" Yuan Kai even said what color the underwear was in order to convince Sheng Ming.

"You said that the brotherhood we grew up wearing a pair of pants is so easy to break?" Yuan Kai asked, poking Sheng Mingcastan's spine.

"Fuck! Let's go together!" Sheng Mingkao cursed.

"Brother enough!" Yuan Kai clenched his fist and leaned against his chest, then hammered Sheng Mingcastan's chest.

Sheng Ming cast a glance at the corners of his eyes, saw Yuan Ma coming out, and patted Yuan Kai on the shoulder: "At eight o'clock tonight, if you are still alive, see you at my house!"

"What?" Yuan Kai asked before he knew his mother was behind him.

Sheng Mingkao grasped the belt of his schoolbag, took out the earphones from his pocket, and fled the scene of domestic violence quickly.

Sure enough, after running a few steps, he heard Yuan Kai scream, and then called for help: "Brother Cheng, save me!"

Sheng Mingcastan whistled, feeling regretful and said: "I can still save you if you offend my classmate."

"Offend your mother?."

"That won't work!"

"..."

At eight o'clock in the evening, Yuan Kai appeared at Sheng's house with a bruised nose and a swollen face. Sheng Mingkao looked at his face and commented: "It seems that Aunt Yuan has been lucky recently."

Yuan Kai's mouth was half swollen, and he couldn't speak fluently: "Well... how do you know?"

Sheng Mingjiao pointed to the wound on his face and said, "Look at the wound, it's just swollen, not bruised, which means Aunt Yuan didn't hit hard!"

"It's not serious! Hiss~" Yuan Kai held the pig's head and his face hurt for a long time before he said to Sheng Ming: "Are you still a brother?"

Sheng Mingjiao patted him on the shoulder and comforted him: "Of course, brother will take you to find the culprit."

"That's about the same," Yuan Kai said.

"Grandma, I'm going out for a while." Sheng Mingkao called into the room, there was Peking Opera playing in the room, and the singing was strong, I don't know if grandma heard it.

Yuan Kai followed him and locked the door, and asked, "Have grandma's hearing aids been repaired yet?"

"No, it's broken and can't be repaired. I bought her a new one, but it hasn't arrived yet." Ming Jie said.

"Oh, can she hear what is being sung in Peking Opera?" Yuan Kai asked.

"I'll have to ask her." Sheng Mingkao said.

It was not unreasonable for Yuan Kai to ask Sheng Mingcastan to intercede for him before.

The Sheng family's house is separated from the Mu family's old western-style building by a small alley, and they can be reached within two steps.

Yuan Kai walked in the dark with Castanopsis Shengming, the two grew up in this area, and they could walk without a lamp.

In front of a high fence, Sheng Mingkao climbed up the wall two or three times, and after pulling Yuan Kai up, he picked up a rotten fruit and began to smash the window.

"Brother Qi!" Sheng Mingkao yelled under his throat.

With this sentence, a figure appeared next to the window, and after opening the window for a while, Yuan Kai saw Mu Qi with his upper body naked, with a white towel on his shoulders, his abdominal muscles looming, and he was wiping his hair.

After Mu Qi opened the window, he stood at the window and watched the two night cats hanging on the wall without speaking.

Seeing him coming out, Sheng Ming patted Yuan Kai on the shoulder: "Hurry up, sweet talker, call someone."

Yuan Kai was anxious: "What are you calling?"

"It doesn't matter what you shout, you can shout whatever you want when you beg for help." Sheng Mingkao smiled at Mu Qi and said.

"I have never begged anyone in my life except you!" Yuan Kai wondered.

Seeing that Mu Qi was standing impatiently, Sheng Mingcasti was about to close the window and go back. He said anxiously to Yuan Kai: "Shout like your mother. When your mother asks your father for money, you also shout."

Yuan Kai swallowed his saliva: "Are you sure?"

"Sure, hurry up, he's leaving." Sheng Mingkao urged again.

As a result, he heard Yuan Kai yelling at Mu Qi with a delicate and sharp voice: "Damn husband~" Mu Qi: "..."

Sheng Mingcheng: "Fuck me!"

Sheng Mingcastan fell off the wall.

"Your mother really yelled like that?" Sheng Mingkao asked in disbelief as he lay on the ground of the shepherd's house.

Yuan Kai jumped down, and he lifted the unbelievable Shengming Castanopsis from the floor tiles of the shepherd's house, patted the dirt on Brother Castanopsis, and said, "More than that, if she has no pocket money, she can still call my dad dad."

Sheng Mingchen asked: "Why didn't you call Makisaki's father just now?"

Yuan Kai: "Then my dad definitely disagrees!"

Sheng Mingchen admired his brains, and asked, "Then you call him the ghost husband, does Mu Qi agree?"

Yuan Kai glanced at the window sill of Musaki's room, and said, "It's locked, I guess I didn't agree."

Castanopsis Shengming: "..."

This fall felt like crushing Sheng Mingkao's chest into a big rock, rubbing his chest, and found a big stone, Sheng Mingkao felt unlucky: "I said why the chest hurts!"

It was dark, and there were no lights in the yard, Yuan Kai thought that Sheng Ming Castanil had fallen, so he howled immediately: "Brother Castanopsis, where did you fall, where does it hurt?"

"Howl, howl again, do you want to set up two tables for me at the street corner?" Sheng Mingkai convinced the pig teammate, this is a shepherd, they climbed the wall and sneaked in, according to the law of adults, it is "break into a private house" .

This howl really made Makizaki howl.

There was the sound of footsteps opening the door of the hall, and then the light of the flashlight came out.

Yuan Kai said: "Brother Cheng, I found it useful to you!"

Sheng Mingkao immediately said: "Then howl a little more, the kind that blows me to death?"

"why?"

"The situation is serious. Makizaki will definitely take us into his home for treatment. Now is our chance to persuade him."

Yuan Kai nodded: "You are right."

Sheng Ming Castanna quickly fell back to the ground, Yuan Kai immediately knelt down and started howling: "Brother Castanopsis, you died a terrible death!"

Castanopsis Shengming: "?"

For some, it makes sense to get caught cheating.

With such an IQ, he could copy the wrong answer even if he put it in front of him!

Sure enough, Yuan Kai howled so exaggeratedly that Mu Qi stopped, and stopped at the corner of the garden, with the faint light of the flashlight coming over.

Sheng Ming could only tell Yuan Kai: "Continue."

Yuan Kai quickly helped Sheng Ming Castanopia up, hugged him in his arms, and began to cry: "Wuuuu, brother Castanopsis, you died so unjustly."

Castanopsis Shengming: "?"

Sheng Mingcheng: "Have you run out of lines? Say something real."

Yuan Kai asked: "What is true affection?"

Sheng Mingkai performed in his arms and was dying to act as a director for him: "The moment I fell off the wall just now, whatever you said, you just howl."

Mu Qi raised his foot to come this way, Yuan Kai was so anxious that he finally remembered what he was crying at that moment.

"Damn it, fuck it, Brother Cheng, what's wrong with you?"

"..."

Before Sheng Ming pretended to pass out, he was very relieved, these few swear words sounded very "true! Love! Real! Feeling".

Two seconds later, Makizaki finally came over with a flashlight. Seeing the two people performing on the kneeling ground, he said condescendingly, "Duo Duo defecated in this area yesterday, and today Auntie didn't clean it."

Yuan Kai asked, "What do you mean?"

Makizaki took a look around and said, "There may be dog poop on the ground."

"..."

Sheng Mingchen lay down in a trough, jumped up from Yuan Kai's arms, touched his whole body, stretched out his hands to his back, and asked Yuan Kai on the ground: "Do I have any on me?"

Yuan Kai swallowed a mouthful of saliva, motioning him to look at Mu Qi.

Sheng Mingkao's heart groaned, Ma De, the play was just for nothing.

"Hehehe, we...we're here to plead for mercy." Sheng Mingkao smiled at Makizaki.

Unexpectedly, Makizaki said further: "I know."

Sheng Mingkao asked, "Then how do you respond to our pleading?"

Without even thinking about it, Makizaki said, "I plan to refuse without mercy."

"..."

The other party was so direct that Sheng Mingkao had prepared a plea for mercy, but he had nowhere to say it.

Yuan Kai got up from the ground, and said with a pig's face: "I'm begging you, please let go, if I make another serious mistake, I will have to drop out of school."

Mu Qi looked at him coldly, unmoved: "That's your business."

Yuan Kai was suddenly angered: "You!"

Fortunately, Sheng Mingjiao held him back, and asked with a smile: "What conditions do you want?"

Mu Qi gave him an appreciative look, and pointed to Yuan Kai: "You can go."

Yuan Kai was still out of the situation: "Huh?"

Mu Qi nodded to Sheng Ming: "I only talk to him."

"..."

Three minutes later, Yuan Kai was guarding the door of the shepherd's house, scratching his head, and he still didn't realize why he was sent off by the tea.

"No, isn't it me who cheated?"

"Then what did he talk to Brother Cheng about?"

"..." Half an hour later, Sheng Mingcastan came out with trembling legs, saw Yuan Kaizi, the loyal dog guarding the door, patted him on the head, and organized his words very lovingly.

Sheng Mingcastan: "Kai Zi."

Yuan Kai looked at him with eyes full of admiration: "Say it."

Sheng Mingcastan: "From now on, you remember, I have a father's love for you like a mountain."

Yuan Kai: "?"

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