My ancestors wouldn't let me be gay

Sheng Mingkao went back that night and had a terrible nightmare. The dream was full of Makizaki's handsome face, and he had a hundred mouths to say the same sentence.

"Repay the money quickly, three thousand a mouthful."

After Makizaki let Sheng Ming into the pasture house, Sheng Ming finally saw the rich man's mansion.

"Wow, this vase is beautiful." Sheng Mingkao said.

Mu Qi's expression was indescribable, and after thinking over and over again, he decided to remind him: "That's Duoduo's chamber pot."

Castanopsis Shengming: "?"

day.

To be on the safe side, Sheng Mingkao held up a thing on the bookshelf that looked like a vase rather than a chamber pot: "Wow, this vase is beautiful."

Mu Qi: "..." Sheng Ming cast a doubt: "Is this also a chamber pot?"

Makizaki shook his head: "No."

"Then why do you look like shit?" Sheng Ming asked.

"This Republic of China famille rose is worth 75 yuan, the reserve price at auction, and is for heirloom use." Mu Qi said.

Sheng Mingkai only felt the chrysanthemum tighten, and the hairs all over his body stood up. He respectfully put the vase back to its original position, and put his palms together and bowed three times: "I don't want to offend, you eat well, drink well, sleep well, don't worry about it." I, excuse me."

The corner of Mu Qi's mouth curled up, and he said, "It's not like that, come on, let's go upstairs to make tea."

Sheng Mingcastan stepped on the carpet following his footsteps, fearing that if he stepped on the wrong place, he would run into some precious products.

The general situation is: the mouse and the cat slipped away behind the buttocks.JPG "You go to the tea room first, and I will come after changing clothes." Makizaki said.

Sheng Mingcastan followed the direction of his fingers, pushed open the mahogany door, and saw a sandalwood table, the boiling water had already been boiled, and the tea leaves were placed in a convenient place.

It took a long time for Mu Qi to change clothes, Sheng Mingkao thought that everyone was so familiar, and he still had to ask for help, so he must make tea first, as soon as the young master arrives, he will have hot tea to drink.

After this drinking, this serving is happy, maybe he agrees to intercede with the teacher!

Wonderful!

So what are you waiting for, make tea with water!

Sheng Minggong poured water to make tea and wash the cups. After a lot of hard work, Master Mu finally came late.

Seeing Makizaki push open the door of the tea room, his face froze.

Sheng Mingkao sat on the main seat and greeted him: "Brother Qi, come quickly, the tea is ready."

Mu Qi's eyes swept over the torn old Tongxing tea cake, and he sat calmly on the guest seat.

Sheng Mingkao was extremely enthusiastic, poured the brewed tea into the cup, and said to Mu Qi: "Brother Qi, take a quick sip."

Mu Qi picked up the tea and took a sip calmly: "It's delicious."

Sheng Mingcastan also took a sip with him, and said, "I also think it's delicious, but how much is your tea? I broke a piece, so it shouldn't be expensive, right? But it's really delicious."

Mu Qi shook his leg, like an old turtle inviting a turtle into a urn, and said, "It's not expensive."

Those who want to gain knowledge stretch their necks and ask, "How much?"

Mu Qi made a comparison of eight, and Sheng Ming cast part of his neck, like a duck listening to thunder, guessed: "Eighty?"

Makisaki: "..." "Yaqian?"

"..." "Just say how much? I won't guess." Sheng Mingcaster's heart was beating, if he guessed further, how much was the sip he just drank?

Mu Qi calmly withdrew his finger, shook his leg, and the old turtle said calmly, "80."

Sheng Mingcheng: "!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sheng Mingjiao's expression at this time is: Jaw dropped and petrified. JPG "Bababa Daddy, Daddy, Daddy, Daddy, Daddy, Daddy, Daddy, Daddy, Daddy, Daddy, Daddy, Daddy, Daddy, Daddy, Dad?" At this moment, Sheng Mingcastian finally understood that Aunt Yuan called her husband and daddy.

Mu Qi nodded, and added: "You drank 3000 yuan just now."

"..." Sheng Ming's jaw dropped from shock and became weathered. JPG Seeing that he couldn't recover for a long time, Muzaki continued to make up the knife: "My mother kept this tea cake to make when she met her daughter-in-law. It's daughter-in-law tea. "

Shengming Castanopsis is gone.JPG "So, you just drank a mouthful of 3000 yuan daughter-in-law tea from my house." Makizaki finally said.

"Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes..." Sheng Mingkao had already turned into Parkinson's, and it took a long time to regain his ability to organize his language: "Yes, yes, yes... I'm sorry, I didn't dismantle it on purpose, I Now transfer all 3000 yuan of my net worth to you, I hope your mother will not remember the villain's fault, please let me go."

Kneel and kowtow.JPG "Once this tea cake is disassembled, it will lose its collection value. If you want to pay for it, you will have to pay 80 yuan. Oh, this is the price my mother bought at the auction five years ago. It should be more than this price now Yes, let me check... Now the market price of the same model has risen to about 100 million." Mu Qi said while holding the phone.

Sheng Mingcastan asked, "Does your house have beams?"

"Have."

"Give me a rope."

"doing what?"

"I'm rushing to hang myself."

"..." "Sit down, I will talk to my mother about the old Tongxing tea cake." Mu Qi tried to appease the runaway Sheng Mingkao, and said in a blink of an eye, "Now let's talk about your pleading with me." .”

"It doesn't matter if Yuan Kai drops out of school now, this tea cake is the most important thing!" Sheng Mingjiao is a wise person, brothers are like clothes, if the whole body catches fire at a critical moment, he can only take off his clothes, throw them on the ground, and step on them a few times. up!

But Mu Qi didn't intend to go astray with him, a piece of old Tongxing tea cake is nothing, at most it's a daughter-in-law's tea, he changed his voice, and began to negotiate with Sheng Ming: "It's okay for me to let your brother go, there is one condition."

Sheng Mingchen stretched his head to listen: "What condition?"

"You're dating me."

"?"

Sheng Mingcastan came here in a dream, broke out in a cold sweat, and woke up immediately.

He was lying on the bed, looking at the ceiling, his confused mind was full of doubts: Why did Mu Qi propose to fall in love with him?He and Makizaki didn't have any superfluous intersection except that they were nodding friends at school, walked the same way back from school, and helped him during the beginning of school?

Also, why does Makizaki want to date a straight man?

Puzzled, Sheng Mingkao sat up with the quilt in his arms, and looked at the window sill of an old bungalow in an alley away from the dilapidated window sill of his own house.

The window sills of the old bungalows are all gold-plated, and under the moonlight there is a cold light, which makes Sheng Mingshi tremble, and quickly hides under the blanket.

It really can't be blamed for Makizaki's insanity.

If anyone lives in this kind of old bungalow worth hundreds of millions, who can't be insane?

If Sheng Mingkao went in for a night, he wouldn't even sleep, and just sleepwalked, and used a few bricks for this old western-style building, what year they were and how much they were worth.

Yes, his main point is that Makizaki's brain is out of his wits, and that's why he said "you fall in love with me".

But Makizaki didn't stop talking, he touched Sheng Mingcastle's face with his hands, his cold five fingers stuck to Sheng Mingcastle's chin, and the ever-approaching breath surrounded Sheng Mingcastle, and said, "How about you falling in love with me? "

At that time, Sheng Mingcastan pushed him away and said, "This is another price!"

"..." It's another thing to stab a knife in both sides of a brother until he sends his body in to make a dirty deal!outside!of!price!money!

Maki Qi finally sighed, and said to him: "You still have seven days of vacation to consider. In addition, just in case, I went to the school police room to copy the surveillance cameras of the examination room. Put your ass up and look forward, that is, look over your seat to see my answer."

Only when Sheng Ming came here did he realize that things were far from that simple.

Seeing that Mu Qi is ready for everything and only owes his grandson, it means that he has come prepared.

"What do you want?" Sheng Ming asked.

"You fall in love with me, and I will plead with the invigilator." Mu Qi said that the conditions are equal, and it should be easy to accept.

"I like women!" Sheng Mingkao reiterated his orientation.

Mu Qi took a step closer to him, with the tip of his nose pressed against the tip of his nose, his eyes so deep that Sheng Mingkao couldn't read, that sculpted face seemed to have a desperate expression at this moment, his lips parted slightly and said four words: "I like you."

Sheng Mingcastan: "..." This day flies so fast, it's like hitting an evil spirit.

During the seven-day National Day holiday, Sheng Ming had nightmares every night. In the dream, the mayor’s wife came to him to ask for his wife’s tea, but he took out half of Lao Tongxing, and the mayor’s wife asked, “What about the other half?”

Sheng Mingcastan replied honestly: "I drank it."

Then the mayor's wife took him by the hand and said, "Okay, after drinking my wife's tea, you will become my daughter-in-law."

Sheng Mingkao hurriedly looked to the other side, and on the other side was Mu Qi repeating these five words like a mantra: You are in love with me.

You fall in love with me!

Fall in love with me!

I am in love!

fall in love!

in love!

Love!

It's the last day of the National Day holiday. In the face of this dead situation, there is no way to change it with manpower, and it can only be handed over to the gods.

So early in the morning, Castanopsis Sheng Ming got up to take a bath and burn incense.

Sitting on the futon in the high hall of the Sheng family, muttering words, holding a lottery in his hand, shaking it crackling.

When Grandma Sheng woke up, she saw that her only grandson acted abnormally and was talking like a bewitched son.

Turning around, he went to the middle of the courtyard and pulled out a willow branch, and went back to the hall to slap Sheng Mingcastan: "Evil things stay away!"

Shengming Castanopsis was pulled by the willow branch soaked in salt water, his hand shook, and a lotus fell out with a "click".

Regardless of the pain in his body, Sheng Mingkao crawled under the table to pick up the lottery, took a look, and signed the lottery.

Suddenly, the sky broke and everything was lovely, even the grandma who smoked him was so kind that it exploded.

She held Sheng Chen Xiuzhi's face and kissed her, and said, "My ancestors really blessed me!"

With the signing of the lottery, Sheng Mingkao became so angry that he went to look for Makizaki!

When he arrived at the shepherd's house, he didn't like to go through the main entrance. When he got to the wall climbing position that day, he climbed up the wall vigorously, picked up a small stone, weighed it, and found it was heavy.

In case the window costs tens of thousands, who will bear it if it is smashed?

Quickly change to a rotten mango and throw it over.

"Pa-ta~" The rotten mango slid down like shit.

Mu Qi was so energetic that he opened the window, and saw Sheng Mingkao sitting on the top of the wall, with one foot bent up to support his arm, and the other naturally hanging down, he greeted him: "Come down quickly, I have something to tell you. "

Mu Qi thought he had figured it out, went downstairs, walked across the courtyard in two or three steps, reached the wall, stretched out his arms and said, "I'll carry you down."

Sheng Mingjiao refused on the spot: "What kind of man is hugging, get up, I will dance by myself!"

After Mu Qi made way, Sheng Ming made a leap and landed smoothly.

A second later, he stood there and smelled it: "What's the smell?"

Makizaki said blankly, "You stepped on a lot of... excrement."

"Ahh! I'm not clean anymore!" Sheng Mingkao bounced away like a spring. There are other things to say, he loves cleanliness since he was a child. Although he doesn't have the level of cleanliness like Makizaki, who can stand stepping on shit.

Wait, isn't this the legendary - shit luck?

Sure enough, he was usually fed too many snacks, and even Duoduo favored him.

With the blessing of shit luck, Sheng Mingchi took out a bamboo stick from his pocket, ran up to Mu Qi, and said, "Look, this is what I want to tell you."

Holding his nose, Mu Qi took a step back and asked, "Can you wash your feet first? Dodo has diarrhea."

Sheng Mingcastan: "..." Duoduo, don't eat too much food, get angry!

After finally tidying himself up, Sheng Mingcastan returned to the pasture house. With the foresight, he did not dare to enter the house anymore, so he said in the yard: "After seven days of careful consideration, I made a fortune with my ancestor."

Makizaki Zhilan stood in the yard like a jade tree, listening attentively: "?"

Sheng Mingkao held the bamboo stick, pretended to be very sad, and said, "My ancestors didn't let me engage in sexual intercourse."

Makizaki: "..." "Where is your ancestral grave?"

"what?"

"Bring incense to the old ladies."

"Be honest."

"I want to dig a grave."

"..." "It's just right, I'm going to school tomorrow, let's see what the invigilator says." Mu Qi shook the USB flash drive he was carrying, and Sheng Mingkai stared straight at the USB flash drive.

"There's also the old one in the house, my mother came back yesterday to ask about it." Mu Qi said carelessly.

Old Tongxing is the key, Sheng Mingkao said nervously: "What did your mother ask?"

"Ask me if I brought my wife home." Maki said.

Sheng Mingjiao could hear himself swallowing, touched the back of his head when he was nervous, swallowed desperately, and said in a trembling voice: "You...how did you answer?"

"I said that a man came to drink tea at home yesterday, and it was his old friend." Mu Qi said.

"You... your mother?" Sheng Mingkao couldn't speak straight with his tongue, he was shocked in his heart. Could it be that Mu Qi's mother wanted him to pay 80 yuan in compensation?

"Well, my mother knows, she knew it last year, and I came out to her." Makizaki said again.

Mu Qi thought that he had done a very satisfactory job of eliminating Sheng Ming's worries as much as possible, but the dumb goose Sheng Ming asked him: "What is coming out of the closet?"

Makisaki: "..."