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In fact, Kunikida Doppo's first impression of Osamu Dazai was not bad, although he was a little uneasy in his heart, worried that he would not adapt to the workplace where detective agencies often fight and kill, because the tall and thin black-haired young man with delicate features looks really like The pampered young master who came from a rich and wealthy family, but since he was recommended by Mr. Tan Tian of the Ability Department to the detective agency, there should be merits... I guess.

Expectations are always good, until he officially brought up Osamu Dazai as a senior——

The nightmare begins.

Although Osamu Dazai successfully passed the admission test, he also proved that besides the bug-like ability of disqualification in the world, he has another bug-like talent-as if standing at the top of the plot can manipulate anyone's worries.

It can be imagined that with such a terrifying ability combined with disqualification in the human world, Osamu Dazai will definitely become another trump card of their talented detective agency. In this respect, he is worthy of being recognized and specially recommended by the important officials of the Ministry of Internal Affairs.

But other than that, Kunikida is not satisfied with anything. It is no exaggeration to say that Osamu Dazai is a disaster for him.

In less than a month of working with him, Kunikida never found peace in his heart. It can even be said that he suffered unprecedented physical and mental persecution.

Not every day of work is punctual - this is completely heresy for Kunikida, who strictly observes time. He often disappears if he misses it. When he finds him again, he must be hiding in a corner to be lazy... If these are just his nature If he is lazy, he is perfunctory and deliberately misinterprets the meaning of his employer, causing him to receive complaint calls constantly, causing trouble and shirking responsibility so that he has to apologize for his aftermath, and suddenly making trouble during work, causing him to fall into the female fitting room and get smashed all over his head Bao, go to a tavern to drink, write his contact information on credit, and finally be called to pay the bill...etc. Such unspeakable behaviors are tantamount to a devil who causes harm to the world!

What made him even more unacceptable was that this vicious guy who was obviously the same age as him, but who was self-willed, lazy, no different from a spoiled brat, and not reliable at all, was married!marry!

Even though Kunikida planned that he would meet the other half of his life at the age of 26, how could such an uncertain person like Osamu Dazai get married at the age of a boy in his early twenties?

——Too outrageous!

Osamu Dazai did not take the initiative to disclose this matter. In fact, Kunikida still doubts it, especially since the other party has never appeared.

It was rare that there was no field work that afternoon, Kunikida was still collecting data, and Dazai Osamu was fishing at the workstation, and Yosano Akiko came out of the operating room and passed by the tea room, accidentally found something flashed in the hands of the newcomer of the detective agency, Can't help but stop.

"Dazai...you have a ring on your hand, this position...could it be a wedding ring?" the female doctor asked suspiciously.

"Pfft——" Kunikida was careless, and the boiling hot tea he had just swallowed was sprayed out, choking earth-shatteringly.

What the hell? !In such a short period of time, he was persecuted by Osamu Dazai so that he had auditory hallucinations?

However, this is not an auditory hallucination. Naomi Tanizaki, who joined the detective agency with her brother Junichiro Tanizaki and is now an intern clerk, was shocked and asked her soul: "Huh?! Mr. Dazai is married?!"

"Hey?" Osamu Dazai glanced at the silver ring on the ring finger of his left hand, "Yes, but it's just a certificate, the wedding hasn't happened yet~"

Everyone: "...??!!"

"Why are you so surprised? Don't I look like a man with a family~" Osamu Dazai turned around on the office chair to face everyone.

Tanizaki Junichiro smiled awkwardly: "This..."

"Not like." Akiko Yosano denied, and then said, "Like a playboy who likes to pick up girls."

Junichiro Tanizaki expressed that he and Ms. Yosano really hit the nail on the head!

"Okay." Osamu Dazai shaved his face with his fingertips, "After all, you are both single, so this kind of misunderstanding is barely understandable, you can't look at people on the surface, I am very specific~"

"Aren't you a bastard who looks the same as what you look like!" Kunikida, who finally cleaned up himself, really couldn't stand his self-promotion, and his colleagues still didn't understand Dazai Osamu, but he saw too much knowledge these days, and immediately said loudly, "Just You are still single-minded, could it be that I saw you hooking up with a woman in a bar the day before yesterday was my hallucination!"

"Hey, don't talk nonsense! I'm just going to the bar to drink, and it's not my problem if women take the initiative to chat with me, I refuse!" Osamu Dazai hurriedly clarified, "And why are you Kunikida looking so weird? You look surprised, you should have seen this wedding ring a long time ago."

"...That's because I thought it was just a ring!" Kunikida suddenly understood and exposed him, "Actually, this is an ordinary ring! When we all believe your nonsense, you will laugh at us loudly!"

This is something that Osamu Dazai did!

Osamu Dazai was speechless: "Why would I do such a boring thing? If I'm really a playboy like Miss Yosano said, this ring would be a hindrance to me, right?"

"Who knows, maybe you can cheat more sympathy by pretending to be hurt, and you have done enough boring things, you went to grab dog food from stray dogs yesterday!"

other people:"……"

"Wow, I can't see that you are quite experienced in this area. Why don't you focus on strengthening your development, maybe you can get out of the single without waiting until you are 26 years old." Osamu Dazai said with a smile.

"???" Kunikida reacted, and immediately stood up, "You peeked at my notebook?!" The ferocious expression of shock and anger seemed to be able to kick him against the wall the second he said "yes" superior.

"Oh, I'm not interested in looking at your long-winded notebook." Dazai Zhian said to his current partner who had already been annoyed by him steadily, "It's Kunikida who is so easy to understand, you don't need to think about it. Accurate life planning to each year, either 26 or 2728, but judging by your reaction, it seems that I guessed it right, do you need me to continue guessing your ideal type? Is there a prize for guessing?"

"Shut up, you!" Kunikida, who had made a false alarm, sat back again. Although he felt that with Osamu Dazai's viciousness of snatching dog food from a dog, it might be possible to peek at other people's privacy, but he Since he said he didn't read it, Kunikida also believed it unexpectedly, even though he didn't feel much better after being seen through casually.

"So what's Mr. Dazai's other half like?" Naomi Tanizaki asked curiously at this moment, she was the only person on the scene who didn't suspect that Osamu Dazai was lying after the shock.

"Huh? That's all there is to say." Bragging about yourself may only be done by extremely confident or narcissistic people, but it's natural to brag about your significant other to others and feel honored.

Osamu Dazai sat up straight with enthusiasm, "First of all, she is a great beauty~ She has the most beautiful blue eyes in the world~ Her hair is silver-white, eyelashes are also oh, her waist is very thin and her legs are very long~ She is born noble and talented, With outstanding ability, he has been top 1 since he was a student, and his current occupation is a teacher who teaches and educates people, but he will go back to inherit the family business in the future."

Tanizaki Naomi: "Wow, sounds like a super good person!"

other people:"……"

Although listening to the description, I immediately imagined a vague image of a beauty with white hair and blue eyes, but isn't such a perfect "Bai Fumei" really a fiction...

"Yeah, yeah, yes, it's still good in the living room and in the kitchen, cooking is superb, singing is also very good, it's no problem to participate in the talent show debut, except for a little bit of alcohol, he is a perfect person !"

"Do you have any photos? Can you take a look?" Tanizaki Naomi became more and more curious.

"Yes, but the phone was lost yesterday, and the backup is at home."

Kunikida can prove that the mobile phone was dropped. When Osamu Dazai ran away after grabbing the dog food yesterday, the mobile phone accidentally slipped out of his pocket and fell into the sewer. However, other than that, he didn't believe a word.

"You said she was a teacher, which school in Yokohama did she work as a teacher?" Kunikida asked.

"It's not in Yokohama, it's a school in Tokyo~ It's convenient for my mother to say."

"Oh." Kunikida responded lightly, and continued to ask, "Then one of you is in Tokyo and the other is in Yokohama. Are you separated?"

"No, I will live on both sides, and occasionally I will go back to...well, my partner's hometown."

"If that's the case, is it convenient for her today? To celebrate you joining the detective agency, we can have a dinner together and bring your family." Kunikida said.

"I'm afraid it won't work. I'm on a business trip recently and I'm abroad. Let's make an appointment when I come back~"

Sure enough.

Kunikida sneered, and went abroad on a business trip. Could it be that he was doing some academic research? He was sure that Osamu Dazai was lying and nonsense. There was no such a person, so naturally there were no photos, let alone an appointment.

"Hey," Dazai Osamu sighed, "It seems that Kunikida still doesn't believe it."

Kunikida didn't speak, and didn't even bother to ask for his name, since it's all a lie anyway, just ignore Dazai Osamu.

"How about this, let's make a bet, bet on whether what I said is true within a week, how about the loser go downstairs three times, learn how to bark like a dog, and then say loudly that I'm an idiot ten times?"

"That's not necessary, you lose to me and go to work on time and don't be a monster for a month." Kunikida, who was still relatively naive at this time, didn't believe that Osamu Dazai could find such a "perfect" candidate within a week.

"...One month is too long! Three days!"

Kunikida: "..." This is what you should do!

Veins appeared on his forehead, and he said patiently, "Fifteen days."

"Five days!"

"... ten days."

"OK, deal!"

At this time, a commission call came in, and the two partners who had finished the bet went out together, and Yosano Akiko, who had been watching for a long time, turned to look at Ranpo, who had never participated in it, "What do you think?"

Flipping through a page of the newspaper in random steps, with a mountain of snacks in hand, he mumbled, "Kunikida wants to bark."

Tanizaki Junichiro: "..." Really? !