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Although he had already made a bet, it was still a week later to fulfill the bet, so Osamu Dazai was late again the next day, because he lost his mobile phone and Kunikida could not reach him.

By the time Osamu Dazai came late with a yawn, the re-appointed time with yesterday's client had already exceeded an hour and a half.

When his figure appeared, Kunikida immediately jumped up, grabbed Osamu Dazai's neck and shook vigorously, trying to shake the waste water out of his brain——

"Usually, I often deliberately do not answer the phone. Now that I lost my phone, I just went missing, right!! Why don't you just skip work and forget it!!!"

"I also... think...but another day, Kunikida wouldn't be able to handle today's work without me! Thinking of you feeling guilty... crying because you couldn't complete the commission, I quickly got up~ Are you moved haha Hahahaha~" Dazai Osamu spoke with difficulty, and finally let out a burst of laughter as if he was amused by the image of Kunikida crying in his imagination.

Kunikida: "..."

Kunikida felt his nerves snap and his fists hardened. Dazai Osamu's unbearable laughter suddenly snapped, but Kunikida finally remembered that the client was still there, at least not In front of the client who was already stunned to commit a murder, he let go.

Osamu Dazai took two steps back, covered his throat and coughed a few times, and sighed: "The long-lost feeling of suffocation~ As expected of Kunikida, it's amazing, I feel like I'm about to ascend to heaven~"

Kunikida: "...?"

This guy is really sick!

"I'll settle accounts with you later! Give me a job first!"

……

This time, Kunikida thought that the difficult and difficult commission was finally solved smoothly. No matter how unreliable Dazai Osamu usually looks, he is still very useful when he does not have waste water in his mind, although he usually He basically only used his brain at work, and tried his best to be lazy about other things that required practical operations.

This also caused the work that they could obviously finish on the same day to be postponed until the next afternoon.

As the sun set, the two walked out of a refinery at the mission site.

"It's fine if you don't help, why bother to fiddle with the pipe valve?" Kunikida said angrily.

"Because I want to see if the water inside can wash Kunikida away with a swipe."

Kunikida: "???"

Kunikida's facial nerves twitched violently, and he almost laughed out of anger, "...you really deserve it!!!"

Instead of water, what rushed out of the pipeline was sticky dark brown crude oil!

Kunikida himself was fine, but his leg was stained, but Osamu Dazai was caught straight, and when he fished Osamu Dazai out, this destructive scourge had turned into a black, wilted, Baji's unknown creature.

Although Kunikida immediately found the crude oil soluble gasoline in the car outside to rinse it, and rinsed it several times with clean water, but it was still not clean, because the chemical substances contained in it adhered to the body. In the dimly lit room, Osamu Dazai It still exudes a strange green fluorescence.

Also because they ran out of gas, they could only walk back.

"How did I know that the valve was connected to the upper pipe? It's too stupid." Osamu Dazai, who was full of pungent smell, muttered depressingly.

Kunikida: "..."

If he "doesn't cheat", he is the one who is unlucky, right?

No matter how pitiful the bear child looks, it is not worthy of sympathy!

If it wasn't for the president's entrustment, he didn't want to disappoint the president's trust. He really didn't want to be responsible for this guy who challenged his endurance limit every day!

While talking, the two had already reached the embankment, and Dazai Osamu looked at the sparkling river water under the setting sun, and slowed down.

"What are you doing, if you want to jump down and take a shower, I can give you a ride for free!" Kunikida said impatiently.

"Forget it~" Osamu Dazai withdrew his gaze, stepped on his wet shoes and followed Kunikida, "I am now a responsible man who will live for my dear~"

"...If you have hysteria, go to the doctor as soon as possible."

"Hmph, anyway, idiot Kunikida will learn how to bark like a dog in four days."

"I don't accept things like disguising appearance and fabricating qualifications." Kunikida said unmoved.

"It will definitely convince you." Osamu Dazai was also very confident.

"Let's not talk about that for now," Kunikida said, remembering something, "Go and fix the phone for me!"

"Replacement of the original mobile phone card requires a certificate. I forgot where to put it. Let's talk about it when my dear comes back." Osamu Dazai said casually.

Kunikida: "..."

Does this mean that you don't want to contact me by phone these days? !

"Then use the temporary one for now!" Kunikida forbade him to escape.

"But I don't have any money with me. Will Kunikida buy me a mobile phone? I just want to go back and take a shower now."

Kunikida: "..."

Why can you say that you don't have money so confidently? !Although even if he brought the money, it would probably be scrapped now, but it’s fine if he is forced to pay the bill with the money he saved, and buy him an extra mobile phone?Don't even think about it!

Kunikida couldn't figure out whether Osamu Dazai was rich or poor. He obviously wore high-end clothes, and he never lacked electronic products when he was lazy, but he often ate and drank without money.

...Maybe he is just a softie.

"Then go buy it tomorrow! If I can't get in touch with you, you just wait to be beaten!"

……

Kunikida thought that the ultimatum he issued would be effective, at least Osamu Dazai would buy a new mobile phone, as for going to work on time, he didn't expect it, but he didn't expect that he really skipped work this time, and lost contact again up!

On the first day, Kunikida reluctantly tolerated him taking a day off, considering the self-inflicted experience he had suffered the day before and the fact that he had just completed a troublesome commission.

On the second day, Kunikida's endurance reading bar was full.

On the third day, under the horrified gaze of Junichiro Tanizaki, Kunikida broke his writing pen. Did this guy go to Siberia or Africa to find a perfect match that doesn't exist? !

Just when he got up and was about to go to the president to apply to check his employment information, and went directly to his house to arrest him, an unfamiliar number called into his mobile phone.

Kunikida picked it up with a frown, because he is always serious and responsible. Occasionally, he would be introduced to him by his past employers. He thought it would be the same this time, but he didn't expect to hear the one that cast a huge shadow on him and shocked him just after he picked it up. He always felt that his life span seemed to be the culprit of the sudden decline, the familiar and somewhat unfamiliar voice.

"Kunikida!" Dazai Osamu yelled, and before Kunikida could react, he continued, "Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

The voice of crying was hoarse as if after being severely tortured, full of powerlessness and grievances that could not be loved in life.

Kunikida was a little confused, "Dazai?"

"Anyway, no matter what method you use, hurry up and get me—"

Before Osamu Dazai could finish his sentence, the call was cut off suddenly.

Kunikida called back, but no one answered, and when he called again, the phone was simply turned off.

Kunikida: "?????"

Kunikida, who was full of question marks, was stunned for a while before he realized that Osamu Dazai on the other end of the phone seemed, seemed, probably was kidnapped by...? ? ?

This is not impossible, on the contrary, just because of his disqualification in the world, which can turn the strongest in the world into ordinary people, if the organizations of supernatural beings from various countries know about it, they will definitely rush to invite him to join, even if they take some extreme measures. It makes sense, but why was he suddenly kidnapped? !

Forget it, it's not the time to pursue these things. Listening to Osamu Dazai's voice, he seems to have been abused? !

Kunikida patted the table down heavily, and after attracting the attention of other people in the office, he took a deep breath and said, "Everyone, Dazai seems to have been kidnapped."

Luanbu raised his head: "?"

Tanizaki Junichiro: "...huh?"

Tanizaki Naomi: "Huh?!"

Yosano Akiko's mouth twitched: "...Are you serious? Are you sure you haven't been tricked?"

"Even if he was tricked, he should be taught a lesson after the fact, and the possibility of an emergency cannot be allowed to happen!" Kunikida said quickly, "Anyway, Tanizaki, go ask the president for the address of Dazai's house, and then go check it out. Go to Tian Shan first to find out the signal source of the number just now."

That kid Dazai didn't reveal anything just now, but it's also possible that he didn't know where he was.

"Ah, yes!" Tanizaki Junichiro responded.

"I'm going to find the president!" Tanizaki Naomi said as she got up and was about to run to the president's office.

The old god Ranpo didn't move, watching Kunikida quickly finish the initial tasks, he just wondered why Kunikida thought he was kidnapped just because of Dazai Osamu's miserable words?Is it messy to care about?

Incomprehensible.

But detectives don't make such low-level mistakes!He should continue to look for interesting cases~

Just before a few people were about to split up, Kunikida's cell phone rang again, and he quickly looked, it turned out to be the previous number!

"Hey--"

"Is Kunikida?" A strange male voice appeared on the phone this time, "Are you in the detective agency now?"

"Who are you? Where's Osamu Dazai?" Kunikida immediately asked back, gesturing to temporarily stop Tanizaki Naomi.

"He's fine, he's asleep now." The male voice laughed shortly, "Okay, I'm downstairs at your detective agency, huh? There's a coffee shop, so I'll wait for you inside."

Kunikida: "? Are you waiting for me?"

"Yes, I want to ask you something about Dazai, is it convenient?" the other party asked politely.

Kunikida: "..."

Kunikida belatedly realized that he seemed to have misunderstood something, and the corners of his brows twitched, what was Dazai Osamu's worry-free guy doing at that moment!Fortunately, he didn't have time to make an oolong!

"Yes, yes, but are you...?"

"I think it's better to wait until we meet before formally introducing myself," said the other party.

"...Okay, then I'll go down now."

Kunikida hung up the phone and picked up his coat to go downstairs.

"Who is it?" Yosano Akiko asked.

"I don't know. They said they wanted to ask about Dazai. Anyway, it doesn't seem like kidnapping. I'll go and have a look first."

Yosano Akiko: "Oh? Could it be Dazai's marriage partner?"

"Huh?! Really!" Tanizaki Naomi suddenly became energetic.

"No! It's a man!" Kunikida vetoed it.

Ranbu raised his head again: "?"

After a second, Luanbu suddenly stood up, "I'll go too."

other people:"???"

The opposite sex may still have the basis of natural attraction, but a man who can subdue an arrogant and incomprehensible man like Osamu Dazai... is still worth seeing.

Ranpo thought curiously.