Crazy Batch Cultivation Guide

A good day starts in the morning.

The sun that has just risen is shining by the window, gently sweeping the warm heat onto your body, and you can hear the whistling of vehicles passing by outside the window and the whispers of pedestrians.

Holding the documents to be processed today in your arms, you pulled out the chair and sat down at your desk, put down the documents, and stretched lazily.

"##酱Good morning~" Kirako Haruno said with a smile.

"Qi Luozi, good morning." Facing the secretary who passed by to greet you,? You also smiled and nodded to her from the bottom of your heart.

...Ah,? Sure enough, this kind of leisurely and relaxed life is more suitable for me.You thought happily.You feel like you've been in a better mood lately since you changed jobs.

In this armed detective agency where "there is only one detective and the rest are armed", you are mainly in charge of paperwork, you only need to sit in the office every day to sort out documents, and at most you help the childish famous detective next door, Edogawa. Buy wagashi or thick sweets at the shop just across the street.

In short, it is comfortable and comfortable.

As one-third of Yokohama's triumvirate, the Armed Detective Agency's paperwork isn't too small, but for you, a humble laborer who's already been through the stormy missions of the conjuring world, it's a small chore. case, and because you were applying for a secretary at the time,? You haven't used your magic power for a long time.

After all, according to Haruno Kirako's popular science, the turmoil in Yokohama has ended, and it is really safe now.

Just when you picked up the cup and took a sip of health-preserving tea and sighed, "This is the life you want",? A brown-haired head poked out from the door and saw you in the office, the owner of the head's eyes lit up ,? Said cheerfully: "##酱 You are here, great! Mr. Ranpo said he wants to eat the thick dim sum from the shop opposite!"

Seeing this familiar guy, your smile froze, and you couldn't stop sighing about this wonderful life.

... The new job is good everywhere, except that there is an extra Dazai Osamu who likes to stir up trouble everywhere in the working environment. Even if there are Gojo Satoru and Xia Youjie's "Jewels" in front,? Do you still think that this guy's behavior will always make the You tickle your fist.

You sat on the chair without moving at all, smiled at him kindly, and pierced his words with a single needle: "Mr. Ranpo asked you to buy it?"

Osamu Dazai smiled "hehe", and slipped in from the door like a ball of soft noodles, shyly put his hands into the pockets of the windbreaker, turned the bag outwards, revealing the empty inner pocket, and said shyly: " But I accidentally lost my wallet when I entered the water yesterday... ##酱 Just help me pay once, and I will return it to you when I have money~ Please, please~"

You are chilled by his eyes blingbling and glistening jk, but you have been working together for half a month, if you believe that he will pay back the money, you are a fool.

"You and Mr. Ranpo are the only ones in the office now?" You stared at him suspiciously and asked, "Is no one else here?"

Osamu Dazai immediately nodded like a chicken pecking at rice, stretched out his fingers like a few treasures, and broke off one by one to tell you: "I went out to do some shopping with Dr. Yosano, and Kenji went with her. Oda Saku went to deliver The kids have gone to school, Atsushi and Kyoka are out on a date, and the Tanizaki brothers and sisters have also gone out to play together, and now Kunikida is probably the only one handling commissions outside."

At the end of the hearing, your expression suddenly changed—except for Mr. Kunikida who is the co-author who is working hard, everyone else is fishing?Besides, aren't you Mr. Kunikida's partner? Why are you still here?

But seeing that Osamu Dazai's pockets are cleaner than his face, you have no choice but to stare at him reluctantly: "You come with me!" Carry the bag.

Damn, although you are quite rich, you can buy Mr. Ranpo 100-year-old dim sum, but when you think that you are paying for Osamu Dazai, you are instantly unhappy.

This is for Mr. Ranpo This is for Mr. Ranpo This is for Mr. Ranpo. Repeat the important things three times.Silently muttering in your heart, you who are good at regulating emotions feel that you can do it again.

"Okay, let's go." You stood up from your seat and said to Osamu Dazai angrily.

The cheap Dazai Osamu said "Hey~", put his hands in his pockets, and followed behind you with an innocent face.

……

Speaking of which, in the entire armed detective agency, Osamu Dazai had the worst relationship with you from the very beginning.It's not a state of dislike for each other, it's just that he talks sweetly and gags to others, but he always restrains his smile and silently avoids you.

Most of the people in the Armed Detective Agency take good care of you because of your harmless appearance and indifferent attitude. In these concerns, Osamu Dazai's avoidance is particularly out of place.

... am I allergic to something?You slander yourself.

But after going through the magic world, you don't bother to work hard to adjust the interpersonal relationship with others, so if he likes to avoid it, just avoid it, anyway, you don't care too much.

After all, you don't like his negative attitude towards life either.

When you first joined the Armed Detective Agency, you hadn't been able to get out of your memory, so the two of you were mourning brightly, and the other was mourning secretly, and you two had nothing to say when you were alone. square.

The turning point of the matter happened the moment a man with auburn hair pushed in the door.

"Huh? It's you...?" Under your confused gaze, the man with reddish-brown hair glanced at the golden watch chain on your chest, and said with a straightforward smile, "You are our new member? But why do you seem to have changed? Small..."

you:"???"

You're pretty sure you haven't seen him, and you probably don't know what good deeds you did in a certain period of time in the future, and you don't want to pursue it.

After explaining that "you are you but not you", you successfully stunned this man named Oda Sakunosuke, or Oda Saku for short, and you got a kind smile and a (you don't want of) male mother.

"It's still a child..." His expression said so, and then he touched your head gently.

You who are still in the autistic stage: "..."

You always feel that he wants to raise you as his daughter, but you have no proof.jpg

Until you find out later that he adopted a kindergartener.

Whispering.

This man who can't complain is so damn sweet, an old father who cares about you silently but doesn't overly care about hindering your life has successfully left a deep mark on your misty heart.

...Oda Saku is really healing.If you think about it seriously, it's much better than your former classmates Wujo and Xia You who didn't know how to comfort girls. No wonder the black mud spirit Dazai dared to stretch out a tentative claw to be friends with him.

Zhi Tianzuo's biggest worry every day is whether to eat spicy curry today. When you get along with him, your heart will be unexpectedly calm, as if all the hustle and bustle and troubles are far away from you, so you who have tasted the sweetness naturally joined the weaving Tian Zuo's big family has become the biggest one among a group of little radish heads.

After that, Osamu Dazai's attitude towards you also changed.

"Na na##chan, this crab looks so strong..." Dazai Osamu saw a big crab in a passing shop, his eyes lit up, and he wanted to lie down on the glass window of the shop.He took a sip of his saliva, turned his head to look at you with expectant eyes, and hinted, "##Jiang, do you think this crab is destined for us? Why don't we..."

"No, I don't think so." You interrupted him indifferently.

This guy goes to your house every day to grab a meal, he is as keen as a black cat that smells, he comes over as soon as the meal time comes, and he is very punctual.Looking at his posture as if he has no money to use and no food to eat, he doesn't know where his monthly salary goes.

In short, it is for Odasaku's sake to let him eat every day, and now he has to buy crabs for him?impossible.

Osamu Dazai's expression faltered instantly.

"##酱...you are ruthless and unreasonable!" He yelled loudly, almost rolling on the ground.

You are already used to his three-year-old appearance now, and now he has not even changed his expression, and you have turned a blind eye to the surprised expressions of passers-by.

Anyway, he is shameless himself, so what else do you have to worry about.It's not you who is ashamed.

Osamu Dazai saw that you were unmoved, and he got no response after making a fuss for a long time, and finally settled down with a pout.

You are fine with that.

You originally wanted to go to the shop across the street from the Armed Detective Agency, but the manager of that shop regretfully told you that Mr. Ranpo's favorite kind of thick snacks unfortunately sold out yesterday, so You have to go to a store farther away to buy it.

Originally, you thought it was nothing, it was just a matter of taking two extra steps, but to your surprise, you actually saw a familiar white hair with sunglasses on the way.He obviously didn't come to see you on purpose, because you can see the bag of Yokohama's famous crepes hanging on his arm.

In fact, you were a little surprised when you saw him, but maybe because of the new bond, you are gradually calming down when you see Wujo Satoru.

——As long as he stops bothering you uninterestedly, talks to you about the magic world, and escapes the cycle of fate, you can still treat him as a familiar stranger after you calm down.

So you glance at him, pretend you haven't seen him, and continue on to your destination.

Gojo Satoru didn't know if he noticed you, so he just passed you by quietly.

"##酱～" Osamu Dazai waved his hands happily in front of him, "Come on, come on, watch this! It's super interesting!"

...Well, time will always smooth everything out, maybe in a few years, you can invite your former friend Ru Nizi to go shopping together again.You think easily.

But not yet.

"Dazai, put down your paws and don't move around!"

You shouted loudly and ran towards your new life.

【TE?? New World】

postscript--

After returning to the high school, Xia Youjie couldn't help raising his eyebrows when he saw the bag in Gojo Satoru's hand, "Didn't you go to Yokohama to find ##?"

"Yes." Gojo Satoru stretched his waist, and put the crepe on his wrist again, "But I changed my mind."

Xia Youjie was puzzled: "Why?"

Gojo Satoru said in a sighing tone: "Because she looks very happy now."

So Xia Youjie pursed his lips and remained silent.

"That's it again," Gojo Wujo grinned, grinning seriously, "Jie, you've been chasing me for almost a month, and I still haven't learned the field expansion, so let's just give up!"

"...Huh?" Xia Youjie silently raised his fist and smiled broadly.

Gojo Satoru: "No! I mean! We can do it differently!"

Xia Youjie: "For example?"

Gojo Satoru: "It's the rocket launcher ten years later!" He blinked his eyes and said clearly, "If you want to know what happened after that, why don't we go there ourselves?"

"It makes sense..." Xia Youjie was thoughtful, and then made a final decision, "The task is over! Let's go to Pengo Lie now!"

"Eh——?! Isn't it?!" Gojo Satoru immediately wailed, "You should let me rest for a while!"