Crazy Batch Cultivation Guide

Carrying the limited-edition Xijiufu that he bought after queuing for a long time, Gojo Satoru briskly walked towards Xia Youjie who was waiting by swiping his phone: "Jie, I'm fine! I can go back~"

Xia Youjie put away his phone helplessly: "Okay, go back quickly." If he doesn't go back, he will be bored to death.

Really,? If he knew this guy was going to be in line for so long, he shouldn't have agreed to come with him in the first place.

The two walked side by side in the direction of the school again.

However, as soon as he walked to an alley, Xia Youjie suddenly heard Wutiao Wu's sudden question: "Jie, do you feel a little strange?"

Xia Youjie was puzzled: "What do you mean?" I didn't seem to feel anything strange?

"It's like being targeted by something," Wujo Satoru frowned, "I feel the coolness behind me."

So Xia Youjie turned his head to look unintentionally, but found that there was a street with people coming and going behind him. Everyone was walking attentively, or lowered their heads to focus on the things in hand. No one paid attention on them.

Oh, except for the girls with glowing eyes, eager to try and strike up a conversation.

But they have seen this kind of situation a lot, and these girls are ordinary girls, it is impossible for Gojo Satoru to have such a big reaction.

There are two or three kittens nearby, but they are all three or four-level cats. Gojo Satoru can break up a bunch with a wave of his hand, and it is even more impossible for him to feel "a chill on his back".

Xia Youjie searched and couldn't find the source, his eyes were a little sore, and he asked in confusion: "Wu, did you feel wrong? There is nothing?"

Wujo Satoru also wondered if he had made a mistake, because he didn't seem to have this feeling anymore, and his six eyes really told him that there was nothing.

"...Maybe it's really my illusion." Gojo Satoru muttered softly, but there was always a doubt in his heart.

Seeing the white hairs and black hairs like the sky tree in front of you continue to move forward, and you who silently followed behind them breathed a sigh of relief.

... Huh, Mr. Wu is too perceptive, I am still so far away from them and still be found.

A misstep, a misstep,? You have to be more careful in the future.You held up the makeup mirror in your hand and thought in distress.If it happens again, they will definitely not let it go so lightly.

You restrained the magic power on your body, held your cheeks in front of the makeup mirror, and looked back and forth. It seemed that you were looking at the makeup on your face, but in fact, you tried to adjust the angle and continued to follow their footsteps from the mirror.

Damn it, looking at people through a mirror is like looking at flowers in fog!

If you are not afraid of being discovered because of your too hot eyes, you still want to scan their bodies inch by inch with eager eyes, it is best to engrave all the data in your mind.

"Wuuu, I wish I had Wu-jun and Jie-jun right now... When will we get to know each other enough to talk and laugh?"

"At that time, if I invite them to my house as a guest, I don't know if they will agree."

"I will. Surely it will be possible?"

Your mind is full of thoughts about coaxing them into your home in the future, and when you think of that beautiful tomorrow, your pupils dilate unconsciously, and your breathing gradually becomes rapid.

You linger on the figure reflected in the mirror, and the surging love in your chest rises inch by inch.

"The clothes on Wu Jun and Jie Jun are really ugly...but it's okay, I have good aesthetics, and I will change them into beautiful clothes every day from now on!"

"Well, be patient..."

"but--"

"Can't wait, can't wait, can't wait! Be mine now!"

You held your slightly hot cheeks and smiled sweetly, your eyes were blurred and dreaming.

But even if your heart is too urgent, you still pay attention to the basic law. If you can, you want to ask for their permission first, and then put them in your cabinet completely.

As for whether there will be situations where they disagree...

Then there is no way, you lower your eyes and think regretfully.If the doll is broken, you will feel very distressed, so it's best to go smoothly!

But this is all for the future, the most urgent thing now is to find an opportunity to get close to them, otherwise they will forget you soon.After all, in their eyes, you are just an image of a stranger who has only met once like a "person who has fought at the table".

... This is not okay, I fell in love with them at first sight, and they must take me to heart, so it is only fair.You pouted your lips, feeling a little unhappy inside.

"It's okay. Take your time."

"A good hunter will hold his breath and watch his prey step by step into the trap."

"So, don't be in a hurry."

Thinking of what your father taught you, you forced yourself to hold back your anxiety and impatience, took a deep breath and tried to calm your rapid heartbeat.

Said Cao Cao Cao Cao arrived, just when you were about to raise the mirror to observe Wu Jun and Jie Jun again, your phone rang unexpectedly.

Seeing the note of "Father" on the screen, although you are too busy to answer it now, after thinking for a while, you finally reluctantly pressed the connect button.

"Father?" You continued to observe Wu Jun and Jie Jun's every move through the mirror, while complaining to the phone with a familiar and arrogant tone, "I'm busy chasing my real man right now, what's the matter?" Let's talk about it later." After speaking, you are about to hang up the phone.

Mori Ogai on the other end of the phone was just here for a routine greeting, but he was shocked when he heard this—the cabbage he had managed to get back was going to run away with the pig? !How can this work! !

"##酱, don't hang up!" Mori Ogai's expression was serious, and he immediately began to coax in a soft voice, but on the other end of the phone, his purple pupils were full of murderous intent, "##酱 fancy Who is it? As long as you say a word, Dad can help you catch it right away~"

Let him see who is not long-sighted and wants to snatch away the Chinese cabbage from their port mafia, and he promises to smash that person's body into thousands of pieces and sink him into Yokohama Port.

You were not happy when you heard it. This is the person you fancy, and you have to work hard to live up to your wishes, so you retorted subconsciously: "I don't want you to catch me, I can do it myself! Father, don't do it!"

"Okay, okay, we ##chan will do whatever we want." Mori Ogai immediately softened his tone, but only he knew what was going on in his heart.

"Okay, then I..." Then I hung up first.

You just wanted to say that and hang up the phone. After all, the figure in the mirror is far away from you. You have to catch up quickly. If you lose Wu Jun and Jie Jun because of talking to your father, you will be very sad.

But the next second your eyes sharpen.

Through the small mirror, you see that there is a shameless girl who dares to run to Wu Jun and Jie Jun with blushing cheeks!The smiling face raised at the corner of the mouth and the act of pulling out the mobile phone obviously wanted to ask them for their contact information, which made you feel uncomfortable, and you wished to teleport over to kill them on the spot.

"!!! How dare they?!"

"Wu Jun and Jie Jun are mine!! How can they touch my things!!!"

"Die, die, die—!"

In the turmoil of your mood, your hand holding the mirror tightened uncontrollably. The poor mirror couldn't bear the pressure, and it only lasted for a second before it shattered into pieces with a "crash".

Mori Ogai heard that you stopped talking halfway through your speech, and there were some crackling noises, and asked in surprise: "Who made us ##chan angry?"

You didn't bother to brush away the shards of the mirror, and stared at the girls with bright red cheeks with gloomy eyes, with a deep and thick killing intent in the black pupils.

"...Yes, Father." You lowered your eyes to hide the killing intent, "Someone is trying to tamper with what I like."

Mori Ogai coaxed in a low and deep voice: "It's okay, then kill them. ##酱Happiness is the most important thing."

Hearing his comfort, you blinked your eyes slowly, and said to the phone endlessly, "I've changed my mind."

You originally wanted to rely on your own efforts instead of relying on the influence of the port mafia to take it step by step, but Wu Jun and Jie Jun are so outstanding, so they were seen by some girls who didn't know how much they were. It is also normal.

You took a deep breath and then exhaled slowly, trying to suppress your murderous intentions towards Gojo Wu and Xia Youjie.

calm down.you think.

Dead dolls have no souls. If possible, you want to maintain their souls, and you will only consider the final solution unless it is impossible.

The other end of the phone was still waiting patiently for you to speak, so you tilted your head, glanced at the girls again with deadly eyes, and thought of a better way.

"Father," you said softly with a pure and innocent smile on your face, "I want a pure gold birdcage, the kind that is big enough for three dolls to live in."

"Just put it in the basement of my villa."