Slag Shou is fascinated by me after wearing abusive articles

Yao Linwei smiled a little, he thought of the No. [-] and No. [-] contestants he watched just now, both of whom were quite rich.

Does Murong Yeli dislike him for being poor?

He's not poor either. Although his salary is average as a high school teacher, he thinks he's quite rich. Of course Murong Yeli doesn't know his financial status.

He is good at stock trading, few people know about this, at least Murong Yeli doesn't know about it at all, otherwise he wouldn't always give him a black card with a look of "I want to love you well".

In the words of his friend, the mastery of stock trading technology is called "6 get a batch".

Think he is poor?

like rich?

Like someone who can support him and wrap him up?

Yao Linwei ground his molars, so let this weakling eat porridge every day, drink some red wine, and drink plain water.

Also experience what it's like to be a "poor man".

"Treat me badly?" Yao Linwei laughed when he heard what Li Si asked, "No bad treatment."

"Then you..." Li Si stared at Yao Linwei for a long while with an indescribable expression on his face, and then spit out a few words——

"Why don't you eat?"

From just now, he was the only one moving the chopsticks, and Yao Linwei just looked at him from the opposite side, taking a sip of "poor man's tears" every once in a while, but he didn't even put a mouthful of rice into his mouth.

Li Si glanced at Yao Linwei, Cheng, he didn't take the chopsticks, he didn't plan to eat at all, did he?

lose weight?

Not necessarily, he's not fat, he looks just right, and he didn't say anything about losing weight.

"Is there something wrong?" Seeing that Yao Linwei didn't answer, Li Si frowned and asked again, "Stomach is uncomfortable?"

"That's not true." Yao Linwei smiled and stood up, and brought out some desserts from the kitchen.

It was a plate of matcha cakes, and Ludrich's eyelids twitched.

"Eat, eat more." Yao Linwei thoughtfully brought the matcha cake to Li Si, almost feeding it into his mouth.

Liz was silent.

He opened his mouth, wanting to say don't do this, I always feel that you are framing me, feed me some throat-sealing poison or something.

"Don't you like it?" Seeing that he refused to eat, Yao Linwei put the cake in his hand on the dining table, and said with a half-smile: "I think this color is very good, it matches me and you too."

Li Si silently glanced at the green matcha cake and chose to remain silent.

Although he doesn't know what happened, but as long as he doesn't speak, he won't lose.

Li Si activates the skill: Overlord's Thoughts.

half an hour.

Yao Linwei was still standing and looking at him, Li Si was sitting on a chair, looking up at him, holding chopsticks in his hands, and his days felt like years.

"I'll ask you one last time, why don't you eat." Li Si narrowed his eyes and said in a cold voice, "Man, don't challenge my patience."

There is nothing that can't be solved by one quote from the boss, if not, then two——

"Understand?"

Yao Linwei was numb from the word "understanding" with a rising tail and full of domineering aura. He glanced at Li Si who was surrounded by the halo of the domineering president, choked speechlessly for a long time, and said: "No Why, I'm allergic to rice."

Liz: "?"

Rice allergy...whose IQ is this insulting?

Yao Linwei picked up the chopsticks in Li Si's hand and poked the cake, feeling a little depressed. The two contestants who watched carefully just now had very thin waists, with 58 floating up and down.

A veritable petite.

Murong Yeli likes this.

I don't want to eat purely because I feel bad and have no appetite, not because my waist circumference is not 58.

Correct.

Yao Linwei nodded in approval.

"What's the matter with you?" Li Si asked softly, looking up at Yao Linwei who was silent and distracted while poking the cake.

Such an atmosphere made him afraid to eat, although he didn't have much appetite for the green delicacies on the table.

"It's okay." Yao Linwei rubbed Li Si's head, smiled softly, "Go to sleep."

Li Si raised his wrist lightly to check the time, it was ten o'clock in the evening.

"Go to bed so early?"

He was a little puzzled and asked.

"What are you going to do if you don't go to bed at night?" Yao Linwei had packed up the dishes and planned to go to the kitchen, but when he heard Li Si's question, he stopped where he was, and said with a fake smile: "Why, you still carry me behind your back." Nightlife?"

Liz: "..."

I don't have any other feelings, just feel that I am wronged.

Yao Linwei didn't look at him again, and went into the kitchen with the bowl.Li Si thought for a while, and chose to go into the bedroom, so as not to be labeled as "an unscrupulous tyrant always indulging in extravagant nightlife all day long".

On the way back to the bedroom, Li Si saw the big cardboard box again. When he took it from Yao Linwei just now, he roughly weighed it. It wasn't very heavy, but the things inside were scattered.

Ouyang Fengyun sent it... just pray it's not some kind of inflatable inexplicable doll.

After all, abnormal thinking cannot be measured by common sense.

He moved the cardboard box to the storage room and put it there, not intending to take it apart for the time being.

After entering the bedroom and staying for a long time without seeing Yao Linwei come in, Li Si took out his mobile phone and leaned against the bedside to flick casually.

It's been a while since I came to this world, and I don't know the progress of the strategy. Little K seems to be a little busy recently, and rarely comes out to chat with him like before.

He thought of Yao Linwei's face that was exactly the same as Chong Jing's, and the movement of swiping the phone screen slowed down.

Is it really just a simple npc?

Although Xiao K repeatedly assured that the target scumbag was automatically and randomly generated by the system, it seemed that there was some metaphysics in it, otherwise the explanation would not make sense.

He was thinking to himself when the phone in his hand vibrated twice suddenly.

Li Si looked down and saw that it was Baitao again who sent two messages.

A "Why are you ignoring me, Ah Li? TvT"

One "A Li, I miss you so much today, a little more than yesterday~"

Li Si blinked his eyes when he was shocked by the two words that came through the screen. He didn't understand that he sent Baitao a link to Pinduoduo. Why is this person still sticking to him tirelessly.

Picture what?

Figure that he can't afford a rice cooker?

He didn't think about it for a long time, so he lightly moved his fingers and forwarded the health care article that Yao Linwei sent him a few days ago to Baitao.

"Ding-dong-"

Baitao's mobile phone beside him heard a notification tone, and he screamed excitedly. Finally, that man!The man who haunted his dreams!replied to him...

Sending messages to A Li every day is something he must do, there are hundreds of messages at most, and forty or fifty messages at least, all of which are his admiration and fill his thoughts.

But, Ah Li, that man, that cruel man, rarely replied to him.

Even so, he still loves A Li deeply, he thought, a beautiful love is destined to endure trials, A Li is like a fairy, he is like a white snake.

Yao Linwei is that damned Fahai!

During the short time when Baitao reached for the phone, his thoughts were rolling, and he was so moved that he burst into tears. He said silently in his heart: It's okay, Ah Li, I'll take the 99 steps. You just need to take one step towards me!

He wiped away the tears he shed for the earth-shattering and beautiful love between him and A Li, and pressed the power button.

The screen lit up, and he opened WeChat with great anticipation.

—Little Ali from Baitaotao: #Are you still eating dead swimming crabs?useless!Click in, let the editor tell you the secrets inside the Portunus crab... #

Baitao: "...?"

With trembling fingers, he pointed into the article A Li sent him, read it for a few minutes, and covered his mouth tremblingly.

What a worry!

It turned out that Ah Li was also worried that he would be poisoned by eating crabs. It turned out that Ah Li... also loved him deeply and thought deeply about him.

You can't eat dead swimming crabs, A Li, you miss your instructions, Baitao has written them down!

Baitao will live up to her trust and will never eat a dead crab.

Baitao's tears flowed out again, he shed tears again for this beautiful love, he thought, he wants to repay Ah Li, and he also wants Ah Li to feel his love.

So, he clicked on a WeChat official account...

"Om-"

Li Si frowned, why is Baitao still sending him messages?Can't even dismiss the health care articles with typos?

He opened Baitao's message blankly.

—White Tao: #Do you know?You can't hold back your urine for a long time, especially men, click here, let the editor tell you the secret of the bladder... #

Reese: "???"

Hold.

He was so shocked that he couldn't react for a while, and all of Baitao's messages rushed towards him like a firecracker.

— Baitao: Ah Li... I love you!

— Baitao: Ah Li, did you see the article I sent you?

— Baitao: Ah Li, how did you know that I used to eat dead swimming crabs... shy.jpg

—Baitao: Does this mean that there is a clear understanding of the heart?

— Baitao: But I promise you, I won’t eat it in the future, crabs are not as important as Ah Li.wink.jpg

Liz: "..."

The desperation that hits the face.

He didn't know what to reply, so he turned the phone over and carried it on his back, out of sight and out of mind.

"Still playing on your phone?"

Yao Linwei changed into his pajamas after washing and walked to the bed, saw Li Si sitting on the bed with a blank expression, and said: "Go take a bath, come back to sleep after washing."

"En." Li Si replied, got up and went to the bathroom.

Yao Linwei looked down at Li Si's mobile phone on the bed, this black mobile phone was vibrating constantly.

Not bad, the news is uninterrupted.

This phone is busy.

He picked up the phone and couldn't unlock it, but he could see the message on the lock screen.

"Baitao sent you a message"

"Baitao sent you a message"

"President Li initiated a video call with you"

Yao Linwei's face, which had just eased up just now, became stormy again.

He threw Li Si's mobile phone on the bed, glanced at it coldly, got on the bed and leaned against the bedside and took out his own mobile phone.

Not in the mood to play, not in the mood at all.

Yao Linwei with a dark handsome face, clicked on the news feed, and watched "He was abducted by human traffickers when he was young, and his mother and child were separated for 13 years, and now they are finally reunited!", "The situation in Syria has escalated again", "Explosive! Popular A first-line star actually did such a thing..." The mood was finally made a little less boring by these miscellaneous information.

"You..." When Li Si came out of the bathroom and entered the bedroom, what Li Si saw was Yao Linwei's calm and handsome face, he asked with some uncertainty, "Aren't you sleeping yet?"

Yao Linwei gave him a cold look and ignored him.

Li Si sat on the bed, picked up the phone, looked at the unread messages that filled the screen, and frowned.

He didn't read what Baitao posted, and sent a message directly.

—L: Stop posting, and post again.

"What?" Yao Linwei glanced sideways at him and asked casually, "So busy?"

"It's okay," Li Si nodded and said, "There are a lot of things to do."

"Heh." Yao Linwei snorted coldly and turned his head away.

What business?It's not like he didn't see it.

Liz: "..."

He silently glanced at Yao Linwei's face that couldn't be colder beside him, and sighed silently in his heart.

Tonight is destined to be a sleepless night.

"Buzzing—"

Li Si frowned and looked at the phone, a voice call?What is this white peach thinking.

Ghosts will pick it up.

He was about to hang up and block the blacklist, but Yao Linwei next to him spoke——

"pick up."

"Ah?" Li Si hesitated for a while, but decided to tell him, and said, "It's Baitao."

Yao Linwei: "I am not blind."

Liz: "..."

All right, you asked me to pick it up.

Li Si stretched out one finger to answer the call, and as soon as he pressed it, Baitao's shrill voice hit the eardrums——

"A Li! Don't treat me like this! I love you, I am sincere to you, woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo I won't show you the secrets of the bladder either...don't hate me, woohoo..."

Yao Linwei: "..."

Li Si: "..." Dude, what you said is ambiguous.

really--

"Yeclub, tell me about the secret of the bladder too?" Yao Linwei looked at him with a smile, and said calmly.

Li Si: "..." It's over.

"There is no secret." Li Siyu said earnestly.

"Oh, don't tell me, tell him."

"..."

"When did you discuss the secret?" Yao Linwei smiled softly and kindly.

"……I do not have."

"Oh, you're gone again."

Li Si didn't speak, the momentum was not right.

A smell of fire and medicine.

Baitao on the other end of the phone was still crying at the top of his voice.

Li Si sighed helplessly, and was about to hang up when Yao Linwei beside him spoke again——

"give me."

"Huh?" Li Si raised his eyes.

Yao Linwei pursed his lips and said nothing, directly reached out to take the phone from Li Si's hand, and said gently——

"Green tea? Oh no, white peach?"

Baitao: "..."

Liz: "..."

"Yao Linwei! Ahhh! What are you doing with my A Li's phone!!" Baitao's decibels were frighteningly high.

Yao Linwei frowned and took the phone away, and said slowly: "Speak well, don't bark."

"You are so vicious, you return the phone to Li, I want to talk to Li, woo woo woo..."

She stopped crying, and started crying.

Yao Linwei approached Li Si with a smile, and said, "He said he wanted to talk to you, do you want to?"

"I don't want to." Li Si seriously shook his head and said, "I don't want to at all."

Liz activates the skill: Gentleman's Rejection.

Yao Linwei withdrew his hand in satisfaction, and said to the phone, "Did you hear that? White tea."

"My name is Baitao!!" Baitao on the other end of the phone blew up and yelled loudly. After the yelling, he began to cry, chanting intermittently "Ah Li, help me, he bullies me woooooo".

Yao Linwei heard Baitao's series of accusations against him, raised his eyes to look at Li Si, and said with a smile: "He's good at tea, isn't he?"

"Well, yes." Li Si said seriously, no matter what he said, just nod.

Liz activates the skill: Overlord's Approval.

White·Green Tea Bencha·Peach: "..."

Seeing Li Si's decent attitude, Yao Linwei finally had a better expression on his face, and said to Bai Tao gently and politely: "I'm sorry, Ah Li is going to sleep, good night."

After he finished speaking, he added "sleep with me".

Baitao: "Ahhh! Wei Yao, you bastard, return the phone to my A Li!"

Yao Linwei raised his eyebrows, lowered the corners of his lips, and said, "Forgive me for being abrupt, but I would like to ask, Mr. Bai, is your highest education a prenatal education?"

Baitao: "...!"

Liz: "...?"

"Can you understand the words?"

"..."

"Murong Yeli is going to sleep, good night, Mr. Green Tea."

Baitao: "..."

After Yao Linwei finished speaking, he cut off the call and threw the cell phone to Li Si, the angular cell phone hit Li Si with a pain in his chest.

He secretly sighed, this man must have been shot tonight, but he didn't know how many tons he ate.

He turned on the phone, and Baitao didn't send any more messages, not even a single one, probably because he was beaten into autism by someone.

Sure enough, Yao Linwei, whose anger value exceeded the standard, could not be provoked.

Li Si silently forwarded a few more bargaining links to Baitao, then deleted his chat box, thinking to himself, one-sided love is like a loose sand, it doesn't need to be blown by the wind, ask him to help you cut a few more knives and fight a lot before it falls apart up.

After finishing these, he clicked on Yao Linwei's chat box.

—L: ovo

Yao Linwei's cell phone vibrated, but he didn't turn his head to look at Li Si.

—Yao Linwei: Why?

—L: Still angry?

—Yao Linwei: No.

—L: (·_·)

—L: Don't be angry.

—Yao Linwei: Not angry, and this expression is not suitable for you.

—Yao Linwei: (o_o)

—L:?

—Yao Linwei: This is suitable, your eyes should be bigger.

Liz: "..."

Kind of don't know what to say.

—Yao Linwei: Do you like white peaches?

—L: No, no, impossible.

—Yao Linwei: Then what kind do you like?

—L: I like what you are.

Yao Linwei finally turned his head to look at him, his brown eyes stared at Li Si, wondering what he was thinking.

Li Si looked back in silence, no matter what he was thinking, as long as he was head-on, he would not lose.

Yao Linwei turned his head back again, focusing on the phone.

—Yao Linwei: You are talking nonsense, you like rich people, people with a waistline of 58, and people who are soft.

Li Si: "?" It's very inexplicable.

—L: Nothing.

—Yao Linwei: Yes, don’t deny it.

——Yao Linwei: Grape Wine Luminous Humble.jpg

—L: ...

—L: Don't do this.

—L: Master is wrong.jpg

"Stop talking." Yao Linwei turned his head and said to Li Si, "I want to play a game."

"Okay." Liz nodded.

Then in the next half hour, Yao Linwei didn't win a game.

Li Si glanced at it, qualifying.

He glanced at Yao Linwei and said, "Wu Lian kneeling?"

Yao Linwei: "...Get lost."

annoying.

Affected by some lack of roots, it is out of standard.

Stop playing.

Yao Linwei threw away his phone, wiped his face, and asked in a muffled voice, "Still sleeping?"

It's already midnight.

"Can't sleep." Li Si said in a deep voice.

"Want Baitao?" Yao Linwei gave him a sideways look.

"...I'll sleep right away." Li Si's throat clenched.

Unexpectedly, Yao Linwei spoke again——

"If you can't sleep, let me tell you a story."

"what story?"

"Bedtime stories, Hans Christian Andersen's fairy tales."

"Row."

"Once upon a time there was a big bad wolf who lived with a cat."

"Is there such a story in Andersen's fairy tale?" Li Si wondered why the big bad wolf lived with the cat.

"Be quiet and finish listening." Yao Linwei glanced at him.

"..."

Yao Linwei's voice was gentle and low, like a kitten's paw scratching the tip of the heart, itching, and like cold spring water flowing through the heart, very comfortable.

"The big bad wolf and the cat are a couple. The big bad wolf likes cats very much. This is what it said."

"They lived happily together in the forest for a long time, and the days were happy and happy, but one day, the big bad wolf cheated."

"Ah... this," Li Si raised his head, hesitant and surprised, and said, "Is this really Andersen's fairy tale?"

Incredible.

"Are you also absent from the nine-year compulsory education?" Yao Linwei smiled and said, "Be obedient and listen to me quietly."

Liz: "..."

"The big bad wolf's cheating partner is a white fox, the ugly one."

"..." Li Si was silent, he had never heard of Andersen's fairy tale, and he didn't dare to ask.

"It's not enough just like this. At the beginning, the big bad wolf kept cheating and cheating, and his legs were almost split."

Liz's eyelids twitched.

"How many legs do you think the wolf chopped?" Yao Linwei asked with a smile.

"……How many?"

"One hundred and eight."

Reese: "???"

Just fucking outrageous.

"What do you think of this big bad wolf?" Yao Linwei asked again.

"I don't think so." Li Si acted according to his face.

"Really?" Yao Linwei nodded in satisfaction, and said, "So guess what the cat did to the big bad wolf?"

"What's wrong?"

"you guess."

"ate?"

"Where do cats come from?"

"Then... kill?"

"How can a cat be willing?"

Li Si was silent, neither this nor that, this is some kind of pirated Hans Christian Andersen's fairy tale.

"Keep guessing, aren't you a problem child?" Yao Linwei laughed.

"Tell me." Li Si raised his eyelids and looked at him.

Yao Linwei hooked the corners of his lower lips, leaned over the pillow and slowly approached Li Si, leaned down and whispered in his ear: "Later, the cat confiscated the tools of the big bad wolf."

"...Why did you confiscate it?" Li Si pursed his lips and said.

"Ah... are you very interested in this?" Yao Linwei blinked innocently.

"Tell me." Li Si nodded.

"The cat is really reluctant, but there is no way. After all, one hundred and eight contestants plus a white fox are somewhat overwhelming."

Yao Linwei put his hands on his hands and left Li Si for a while.

"So the cat had no choice but to attack the big bad wolf. After all, it's useless to keep some things. Cut them off forever."

Liz: "..."

"Physical castration, do you know?" There was a lazy smile in Yao Linwei's voice.

Liz: "..." Fuck.

"Tsk, it's cruel, it's bloody, the pain is so deep that the big bad wolf regrets coming to this world." Yao Linwei said lightly.

Li Si was silent, and he also regretted hearing this story, which made his back feel cold.

"Okay, it's getting late, it's time to go to bed."

Yao Linwei pressed Li Si's shoulder, lowered his head and pressed a light kiss on his forehead.

"Good night, come to me if you can't fall asleep, and I will tell you Andersen's fairy tales."

Li Si raised his eyes and looked at Yao Linwei calmly.

Don't be Andersen, you are Andersen, right?

The author has something to say: ah...it's only published now, I stayed up the latest night and lost the most hair.

你们都睡了吧？晚安，睡不着的让小姚给你讲讲安屠生童话。感谢在2020-05-1723:59:11~2020-05-1902:37:20期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~

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Thanks to the little angels who irrigate the nutrient solution: 2 bottles of Qianye; 1 bottle of Little Lucky and Xiuyan;

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