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Li Si tilted his head and found that Yao Linwei had fallen asleep, his eyelashes were drooping, and his sleeping appearance was quiet and gentle.

The quality of sleep is quite good, and I sleep on the bed.

He quietly looked at the sleeping face of this man for a while, then pulled the quilt up and fell asleep.

Five in the morning.

"bell--"

Yao Linwei frowned, dazedly felt for the phone that was ringing constantly, squinted his eyes and turned off the alarm clock.

"Ah..." He wiped his face and said in a muffled voice, "I don't want to get up at all."

"It's so early today?" Li Si frowned.

"The holiday is over, the school starts today, I have to go to school early." Yao Linwei said as he stood up, uncovered the soft quilt, and entered the bathroom with a breath of getting up that didn't dissipate.

Li Si also got up and looked at him.

"Wrong way, that's the study room." Li Si said helplessly, holding his forehead.

Yao Linwei's striding steps stopped, and he knocked his head on the door frame of the study, causing him to cry out in surprise.

He touched his head, patted the door frame with a little temper, and muttered: "You bully me too, you don't want to get up at all..."

The voice gets smaller and smaller as it goes to the back.

Li Si couldn't hold back, and chuckled lightly, this person hasn't fully woken up yet.

Yao Linwei casually ate some breakfast and left. When he left, he closed the door quietly. He looked back and saw that Li Si was already awake, so he didn't worry about anything, and told Li Si, "Eat well. Breakfast" and went out.

At [-]:[-] in the morning, Li Si received a not-so-optimistic message from the company - the parents of Murong Yeli in this world are coming to visit him, to observe their son's daily life as a boss.

Why not optimistic?

Because the mantra of these two successful entrepreneurs in their early 50s is this: "This year, Lao Wang gave me a green-haired parrot, which is very beautiful and can talk. We are very happy when we call each other a grandpa and grandma."

And something like this: "Ah Li, look at that Rolls Royce that your dad just bought, is it especially suitable for our grandson?"

There is also such a style of painting: "Oh, I am old, my eyes are not good, and the clouds in the sky today look very much like my grandson."

Yes, these two are "Nian Sun Kuang Mo".

The thought of wanting to hold a grandson is so crazy.

But unfortunately, whether it is Li Si himself or Li Si who is Murong Yeli, it is impossible for them to embrace their grandson in this life.

Unless science and technology advances and achieves a qualitative leap.

Otherwise impossible.

But now technology is temporarily unable to do it, so meeting these two "Nian Sun Kuangmo" is very tormented.

Forget it, one step is one step.

"Teacher Yao, I haven't seen you for a few days, we miss you so much—"

When Yao Linwei walked into the classroom, dozens of voices merged into a wave of youthful longing.

Dozens of teenagers in the classroom are less than a month away from the college entrance examination.

This is the most important and the first big test in their lives. Thousands of people cross the single-plank bridge, and the brave wins.

Yao Linwei looked around the classroom and posted a picture book of 985211 colleges and universities across the country, as well as inspirational slogans - "The victory is not decided, you and I are both dark horses", "One point improves, and thousands of people are killed", "The spring breeze blows and the drums beat , Who am I afraid of in this year's college entrance examination?"

Yao Linwei recovered from the various slogans, turned his eyes to the dozens of energetic students under the podium, and said with a smile: "Don't think about me, think about Newton more."

"Hey-"

There was a sigh underneath.

"Teacher Yao looks good, but he doesn't care about personnel!"

"Hahahahahahahaha yes, I just came back from vacation, and I'm going to meet Newton again, woo woo woo."

"You guys run first! I held down the Newton's coffin board!"

"Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha haha ​​haha ​​haha ​​haha ​​haha ​​haha ​​haha ​​haha ​​haha ​​to laugh, I will help you press forever!"

"Stop, be quiet." Yao Linwei knocked on the podium with a smile, and said, "Here is a set of simulation papers, one class plus recess, ok?"

"Ah—I'd rather go for a run!"

"Don't do the test, I'm going to throw up, I'm physically disgusted when I see the electromagnetic wire!"

"Hey...doing things every day, people are thinner than yellow flowers."

There was wailing in the classroom, but the papers were passed to them without ambiguity. They kept yelling, holding the brush in their hands and started working, their eyes swept over the questions, and they frowned or grinned.

The college entrance examination is destined to be a stepping stone, but none of them want to be this stone.

Someone is destined to go to a better place, so why can't it be me.

The arrogance of a young man is invaluable.

Sitting on the podium, Yao Linwei looked at the figures at the desk, and curled the corner of his lower lip. He was also a member of this team before, working recklessly for the unpredictable future.

Raising soldiers for a thousand days and using them for a while, all efforts will not be let down.

"A Li!" Jin Qiaoqiao threw down the expensive bag in his hand, and rushed towards Li Si with tears in his eyes.

Although her name is Jin Qiaoqiao, a very youthful name, but she is Murong Yeli's mother, a 50-year-old woman with a girlish heart.

"You are...be more reserved!" Murong Fen looked helpless and did not hold his wife back.

"Mom..." Li Si blinked, shouted, and grabbed Jin Qiaoqiao in his arms.

"Hey! My precious son, he's lost weight again." Jin Qiaoqiao squeezed Reese's face with a distressed expression. It may feel good, and he's still pinching it for a long time.

Li Si: "..." Yao Linwei cooked well, and he gained three catties during this period.

Thin is probably because of the soul.

Murong Fen went to Li Si's office and sat down on the sofa, dressed in a high-end suit, with his old-fashioned domineering legs, and said, "Today, we are here to see our grandson."

Liz: "..."

"You!" Jin Qiaoqiao turned his head and glared at Murong Fen, then turned his head and said to Li Si tenderly: "A Li, don't listen to his nonsense, how can grandson jump out of here?"

Li Si nodded in agreement.

"That's why we came here today to pick a wife for you!" Jin Qiaoqiao had an expression of asking for credit that he didn't expect to give you such a big surprise.

Liz was silent.

No, there are too many, the one in the family can't stand it anymore.

"Look, son." Jin Qiaoqiao grabbed the bag that was thrown away just now, and took out a tablet from it.

When Li Si saw the tablet, his heart jumped reflexively.

really--

"Inside, it's all the wives that your mommy and I picked for you, a total of..."

Jin Qiaoqiao bowed his head and counted carefully, and continued: "There are 108 people in total."

Liz: "...?"

Inexplicably, I thought of Yao's An Tusheng's fairy tale.

"A little too much?" Li Si pursed his lips and said.

"Not too many, not too many, I don't want you to accept them all, just pick one." Jin Qiaoqiao blinked her big Kazilan eyes and said.

Then--

The familiar scene was played out, but the person turning the tablet changed from Ouyang Fengyun to Jin Qiaoqiao.

Jin Qiaoqiao flipped the tablet with one hand, and touched Li Si's head with the other, very satisfied with her son's superior innate conditions.

"A Li, look at this. She is a 20-year-old lady with a slim waist and long legs. She has a good figure. Although I am almost behind your mommy, she is still very good. Think about it?"

Li Si glanced at it, but said nothing.

"Ah Li is not satisfied? Then look again, this! 21 years old, just came back from overseas, mixed race, the son he gave birth to must be good-looking!"

Liz: "..."

Jin Qiaoqiao pulled him to introduce Datong, Li Si was not interested and didn't notice, after all, the number 108 is not very auspicious.

Every time I think about it, it is accompanied by the words "physical castration", which can suddenly become a midnight nightmare.

"No, Ah Li, you should also express your opinion! It's not that Mommy chooses a wife." Jin Qiaoqiao pouted, and Fei pulled Li Si to break his head to show him the beauty No. [-].

Li Si had no choice but to glance at it without thinking about it.

"How is it? This girl, absolutely!" Jin Qiaoqiao slapped the table, and Li Si's eyelids twitched.

"Really?" Jin Qiaoqiao gently pinched Reese's ear and asked.

"Well, absolutely."

"Where is it?" Jin Qiaoqiao praised, yes, her son is promising, she knows how to be a woman, and the young eagle is about to turn into a phoenix!

"Her eyes are just two, no more, no less, absolutely." Li Si nodded seriously and said.

Jin Qiaoqiao: "..."

Murong Yan: "..."

"A Li, dear son, haven't you noticed other shining things about this woman?"

"Yes." Liz nodded.

"Tell me!" Jin Qiaoqiao's eyes lit up.

"The earrings are quite shiny, ten carats?"

Jin Qiaoqiao: "..." There is no hope of having a grandson!

Murong Yan stood up, looked down at Li Si condescendingly, and said, "I'll give you three days. After three days, I want to see my grandson. Don't try to disobey me."

Li Si: "..." As soon as he opened his mouth, he knew that he was the boss.

With deep qualifications, it seems that Murong Yeli's sand sculpture attribute is hereditary.

Jin Qiaoqiao rolled her eyes at Murong Fen unceremoniously, curled her lips and said, "Nervous!"

Murong Fen: "..." Oh, this little woman trying to get my attention.

Li Si raised his wrist and looked at the time. It would take a lot of time, and it was almost noon.

It's time for Yao Linwei to go home.

"get out of class is almost over. The class representative will collect the papers and put them on my desk."

Yao Linwei got up from the stool in front of the podium, and said softly to a girl sitting in the "golden seat" beside the podium.

"Okay, Teacher Yao." The girl looked away from the paper and nodded emphatically to Yao Linwei.

Yao Linwei walked out of the classroom door and checked the time. It was 59:1, and there was less than 15 minute left for get out of class to be over. To be precise, there were [-] seconds left, and it would be very crowded if he waited any longer. He quickened his pace and went downstairs .

He sent a message to Li Si, there is another class in the afternoon, Murong Yeli's villa is too far away from the school, he doesn't plan to go back at noon, and he will settle it in the cafeteria for dinner.

—AY: I don’t go back at noon, can I have lunch at the company by myself?

After waiting for a while, Li Si replied to him.

—Murong Tou Pai: No, I don't know how to cook.

Yao Linwei lowered his eyelids, typed and sent.

—AY: Instant noodles?baby.

— Murong Top Brand: Instant noodles are unhealthy.

—AY: Better than being hungry.

— Murong Tou Pai: You really don't love me.

—Murong Tou Pai: Don't worry about me, don't love me, you only have my money and my body in your heart.

Yao Linwei's forehead twitched, wanting to slap Li Si through the network cable.

Li Si, who was in the company, looked down at his mobile phone. He had just sent away the two Buddhas. Although he left behind a tablet, luckily he won by a narrow margin and did not leave his wife behind.

Only the sentence "No, I don't know how to cook" in the message was sent by him, and the rest were all lines.

Li Si slightly raised his eyebrows, his only sentence was still a lie.

It is impossible for anyone to starve him to death. He has hardworking hands and a wise mind.

Another message came from the phone, Li Si glanced at it.

——Yao Linwei: Baby, I love you, you are the one I love the most, those who love you without your money, think of you every day, give me a kiss, let’s not talk about baby, the game is on.

Li Si: "..." If it wasn't for the last sentence, he would have believed it.

The game is more important than him.

He turned off his phone and didn't reply to the message again. He had spent a lot of energy dealing with the two "Nian Sun Kuangmo" just now. He rubbed the center of his brows tiredly and closed his eyes.

"Why did you die again?" Yao Linwei frowned and exited the game interface, with a look of "how can my strength stop here".

After the meal was over, he politely handed the plate to the cleaning lady, smiled at her, turned around and fell into self-doubt again.

He suspected that his game combat ability was sealed.

"Ding-dong-"

There was a message sent, Yao Linwei thought it was from the one who was destined to eat instant noodles because of lack of root, and suddenly felt better, he was about to reply but found that it was not from Li Si.

It is a strange but not unfamiliar note: Fitness Coach No. [-].

Yao Linwei exited the reply interface blankly, oh, it's his fish.

No stranger because this is the fish raised by Yao Linwei.

Strange because this is not his fish.

【warn!If the host refuses to play the role many times and the person is OOC, I will forcefully take over your body]

The cold voice of the machine rang in his mind, Yao Linwei's eyelashes trembled, and he pursed his lips and clicked on the message chat box that he had just exited.

—Fitness Coach No. [-]: Sweetheart, can you come out and meet me?I miss you so much.

—Fitness Coach No. 030: [-]

Yao Linwei replied blankly.

—AY: Wait a minute.

—AY: I’ll come when I finish burying my boyfriend. Don’t worry, there’s only one shovel left to bury the head.

—Fitness Coach No. [-]: Damn!

—AY: What's the matter?

—AY: Do you want to help me?

—AY: The shovel is too heavy, and I can't swing it.

—Fitness Coach No. [-]: You, you, you...! !

—AY: Don't you love me?Even if no one is willing to help me bury it, I will bury it to the end, and you can just add another shovel.

—Fitness Coach No. [-]: Are you...are you serious? ! !

—AY: Of course it is true, come on, the big deal is that we will be found out and we will sing tears behind bars together in the prison.

The message was not sent, showing that it was blocked.

Yao Linwei raised his eyebrows, he didn't know who he was talking to, and there was some hidden publicity in his voice: "Are you satisfied now?"

No one answered him.

He was not annoyed, and continued to reply to the next one.

—Black-haired man with bigger eyes than nose: Baby, are you there?

—Black-haired man with bigger eyes than nose: Can you come out and meet?You haven't seen me yet.

Yao Linwei lowered his eyes and took a look. He had never met, but he had seen the photos, and he was dating online.

—AY: Sure, you set a time.

—Black-haired man with bigger eyes than nose: Is it okay tomorrow?

—Black-haired man with bigger eyes than nose: Baby, how tall are you?

Yao Linwei typed a few words and sent them——

— AY: 190.

—Black-haired man, eyes bigger than nose: No, not so tall.

—AY: How do you know for sure.

—Black-haired man, eyes bigger than nose: Hey, I actually saw you in secret, you look up to 180.

There was no smile in Yao Linwei's eyes, and he looked less gentle than usual.

He is indeed 180.

—AY: My net height is 180, plus my hair is 183, and my shoes are 185. Is it okay to round up to 190?

- black hair, eyes bigger than nose:  …

- Black hair, eyes bigger than nose: big problem, I'm only 181, anyway, I hope my future partner will be five centimeters shorter than me.

Yao Linwei snorted when he received the news, what's the matter?Make him cut his head off.

Always check whether you are worthy or not.

Murong Yeli has 189, Yao Linwei is blind, can he like you?

Not as good as the one who didn't have a clue, and now it seems that the person is... not so bad.

Blacking out this contestant whose eyes are bigger than his nose and whose face is bigger than his eyes, Yao Linwei has left the campus unknowingly.

Today's streets are surprisingly spacious, logically speaking, classes have already ended, so it is impossible for there to be so few people outside the school.

There were hardly any people in sight.

Something weird.

Yao Linwei didn't know why his heart was beating a little faster, he quickened his pace and wanted to leave the street.

Sudden--

"squeak--"

A black car popped out of the corner without braking and came straight at him.

Yao Linwei's eyes widened, it was too late, the time was too short.

Can't hide.

"Bam—"

He felt his body leave the ground and hit the ground again, warm liquid flowed out of his nasal cavity, his eyes were dizzy, and his throat was fishy and sweet.

He couldn't get up and appeared to be so badly injured that he was on the verge of losing consciousness.

No...

He planned to go back and cook for that person.

Someone got off the black car, and the sky suddenly began to drizzle. The person opened a black umbrella, and his steps were very light, and he landed on the ground without the slightest sound.

Yao Linwei could only see the toes of a pair of black leather shoes, he couldn't lift his head, and he had no strength.

He felt his life force slipping away.

The person holding the umbrella spoke, his voice was cold and mechanical: "Id number aO40083, confirmed as No.70 four-plane bug, execute the extermination procedure."

The author has something to say: Today is 520, not much to say, I wish you all a happy single, shut up if you have a partner~

感谢在2020-05-1902:37:20~2020-05-2023:55:23期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~

Thanks to the little angels who threw mines: ︿● 4; purple sweet potato milk tea with 1 extra sugar;

Thanks to the little angels who irrigate the nutrient solution: 6 bottles of Baiyun don't understand; 1 bottle of Xiuyan;

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!