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【Host, can you hear me? 】

The mind is like a chaos, everything is swallowed by nothingness and darkness, the thoughts in the head are upside down and chaotic, the temples are throbbing, but the eyes cannot be opened, the whole body is clamoring for exhaustion, wanting to rest, wanting to close the eyes.

【Host! 】

Li Si suddenly opened his eyes, and the sudden light broke into his field of vision, and he frowned uncomfortably.

"Yan He, are you okay?"

Someone pushed his arm, Li Si turned his head and saw a youthful face.

A boy with a mushroom head, wearing a school uniform, looks about seventeen or eighteen years old.

where is this?

Li Si looked down at his clothes, it was also a school uniform, blue and white, the wrist placed on the desk was straight and strong, and he was holding a pen.

He is... at school?

"Why did you fall asleep? Master Li dared to fall asleep in his self-study class. You are so good at learning!" The mushroom head grinned and pushed Lisi's elbow again.

"I'm a little tired, I slept for a while." Li Si said, turning his head to the side, and quickly adapted to the scene he was in now.

"Hey, what were you doing last night?" Mushroom Head grinned even more joyfully, causing the Cun Tou students in the front row to turn their heads and look excited: "What's wrong, is there gossip?"

"Shut up, you guys, aren't you afraid of Taishi Li's slippers?" The front table of Mushroom Head also turned around. It was a short-haired girl, who threw a sentence at the two people who were talking angrily.

The inch-cut head with a face of "I really want to hear gossip" and the mushroom head with a face of "Why don't I criticize the god of learning?" shut their mouths resentfully.

Li Si lowered his eyes, quietly waiting for the little K in his mind to speak.

[Host, after the end of the last plane, I found the main system, but they didn't explain to me the specific reason why you were judged to be a bug, they just said that they made a mistake and will make up for it] Little K opened his mouth like a firecracker, and then said : [The remedial measure is to fill in the vacancy of Yao Linwei's love value for you when you were destroyed in the previous plane. At the last moment, the love value was three points away from reaching 90]

[So the mission on the last plane is completed]

[However, because it is a compensation measure, only one-eighth of the important memory will be returned, and it will be received later]

Li Si didn't respond, just listened to what it said quietly, with no superfluous expression on his face, put down the pen in his hand, and looked out of the window.

It is the weather in August. The tall poplar trees outside the window of the teaching building are verdant, and there are birds perched on the branches, chirping one after another. There is no air conditioner in the classroom, only the fan hangs above the head and creaks and shakes, bringing bursts of coolness. wind.

A heat wave came in from the wide open window, and the curtains were rolled up to cover Reese who was sitting by the window, separating him from the rest of the classroom.

Somewhat out of place.

He didn't ask about the life of that person after he was exterminated in the previous plane, and little K was also interested and kept silent.

No one made a sound in the self-study class, except for the little episode just now.All the blue and white school uniforms were lying on the table, among the pile of books taller than half their height.

Some people bit the end of their pens, some shook their legs, some sneaked into sleep, and some quietly played with their mobile phones while lying on the table.

It was an ordinary boyhood time.

It was a time that Li Si had experienced a long time ago, and it was also a time that he thought he would never experience again.

His high school life was serious and unwavering, proceeding according to the rules of the track, without going out of line or crazy.

[Host, let me clear the memory of the first two planes for you]

It took a long time for little K to say this sentence.

Li Si withdrew his gaze from the window, his current face was faintly reflected on the transparent glass, it was his young and flamboyant appearance when he was 17 years old.

His seat is in the last row of the classroom, by the window.The sun was pouring down on him, and it was golden.

The classroom is on the fifth floor, quite high, and you can see the treetops outside.

He left from the last world.

This is a new world.

"Hmm." His voice was barely audible, but Little K breathed a sigh of relief, thinking that he would persuade the host for a long time.

It didn't expect the host to be so straightforward...

[Execute the memory erasure program, please wait a moment, the memory erasure is in progress, clear 50.00%, clear [-]%, clear is complete! 】

Li Si raised his eyes, his mind became a little empty as the words of Little K fell, and something was gone.

He couldn't remember what he had experienced in the virtual plane, and only had part of his real memory called Liz.

Feeling an inexplicable sense of loss in his heart, Li Si lowered his head and looked at his palm, there was a black water-based pen scratch on it.

"Dingling--" The sudden ringing interrupted his thoughts, and he slowly raised his head.

With the ringing of the bell, the classroom instantly became a mess. The mushroom head jumped up from the seat, put one hand on Li Si's shoulder, and idly turned the pen with the other, still muttering: "Yan Xueshen , sleeping in class... first time!"

Li Si glanced at him, not showing it on the face, but a little funny in his heart.

When he was studying, he only listened to half of the class, and the remaining half of the time had to be dedicated to Zhou Gong.

Although his attitude towards study is not the best, but thanks to his high talent, he was ranked among the top five in school all the year round, and his studies went smoothly. He entered a well-known university, and then became a lawyer. In order to defend absolute fairness and justice, he put on a lawyer's robe.

When he was staring out of the window in a daze just now, little K passed on the original novel that created this world to him.

What's the name, Li Si thought for a while, oh, it's called "School Bully's Substitute Lover".

Of course, the school bully is not him, but the substitute is him.

Yan He, the original main attacker, is a calm academic god who only reads sage books. Because of his good looks, there are many little girls who chase after him, but this one doesn't like any of them. Who told him to have a crush on the school bully.

The school bully Chi Lian, the original owner accepted.But he is not only a school bully, he is also a school grassroots, and besides that, he is also a god of learning.

The author's mother, she skipped classes every day and was still in the top two grades, her talent was unimaginably high, just look at the aura of the blinding protagonist.

The two were not familiar with each other at first, and they even didn't seem to get along well with each other on the surface due to their personalities.In the eyes of outsiders, they are deadly rivals.

Yan He likes Chi Lian, but he never opens his mouth.

A real gentleman doesn't chase people, he just wants to have a secret love.

Chi Lian has a white moonlight, who looks like Yan Hetu, and the bamboo horse is so happy.Later, for some reason, the two had a small conflict. Bai Yueguang went abroad, and the school bully set his sights on Yan He. Who told him that he looked so much like the school bully Bai Yueguang, and the two were still in the same class and were in the same class every day. People's eyes flashed, and the two people who were not familiar with each other sparked.

The dog blood stand-in terrier was staged.

The fun has begun.

Then it was time to go through the process, Chi Lian confessed, Yan He agreed with a calm face and ecstatic heart.

Just when the third year of high school was approaching the college entrance examination struggle, the two academic gods who couldn't get along with each other quietly fell in love.

The two would kiss in an empty classroom, hand in exams early and go to the cinema to watch youth pain movies, and hug each other when they won the long-distance race at the sports meeting.

Gee, what a beautiful puppy love life.

If it weren't for the return of Bai Yueguang after the college entrance examination, this would indeed be a beautiful youth love story.

After the college entrance examination, the two went to the top universities in China, and then continued to be bored in the same university.

But Chi Lian never liked Yan He, and just used him as Bai Yueguang's substitute. Coincidentally, the two of them came back when Bai Yueguang was in their freshman year.

When they were dating, Yan He thought about making it public, but Chi Lian didn't allow it, euphemistically calling it "small groups, don't be monsters", but in fact, they didn't plan to have a long-term relationship with Yan He, so in order to preserve their good reputation, they kept going. It's an underground affair.

That is to say, as the saying goes, you know and I know, God knows and Earth knows.The others didn't know, they thought they were not familiar with each other, and even thought that the two academic gods were more or less tit for tat.

After all, it is wrong for the strong to see the strong.

As soon as Bai Yueguang came back, Chi Lian kicked Yanhe and fell into Bai Yueguang's arms.

Yan He was hit hard for a while, and couldn't recover from the "I'm just a stand-in", his academic performance plummeted, and only the word "failed" remained in the exam, and he was expelled from a top university.

The trajectory of fate has changed since then, one person reaches the peak step by step, with the white moonlight in his arms, and the future in his hands.One person retreats steadily, only has a high school degree, and has spent his whole life sloppy.

The ending of the novel is like this. After breaking up, one person climbs up and the other falls down.

After reading the outline of the novel, Li Si didn't know what expression to make. He had never had a puppy love, and his memories of the previous two planes of strategy were also cleared, so he felt that the strategy of this plane would be a bit raw.

He is currently at a stage where Bai Yueguang has not yet gone abroad, and the two protagonists basically do not speak a word for a semester.

And until now he hasn't seen the shadow of another protagonist. The life of the school bully is really colorful, and the show is never in the classroom.

Li Si picked up the pen on the table, and the gel pen nimbly twirled twice between his fingers.He raised his eyes to look at Mushroom Head, that is, the male classmate named Li Xiu.

"Where's Chi Lian?"

"Ah??" Li Xiu opened his mouth wide in shock, a little stunned.

"Who are you asking?" He added in disbelief. "Where's Chi Lian?" Li Si said again in a good-tempered manner.

"You asked him?" Li Xiu reached out and touched Li Si's forehead, and murmured, "I don't have a fever, why are you talking nonsense?"

Liz: "..."

"Didn't you never deal with him? Ask him why?" Li Xiu curled his lips. He was Yan He's good buddy, and he didn't like Chi Lian very much because he was too flamboyant.

"I see," he clapped his hands suddenly, and shouted: "It must be because he surpassed you in the monthly exam last time and became the number one, and you are so angry that you want to plot against him!"

After finishing speaking, he nodded his head, with a "sure enough" expression on his face.

God damn it.

Liz was speechless.

"We'll fix him, will it work?" Li Xiu quietly lowered his voice, leaning into Li Si's ear and said, "I've hated him for a long time."

"It's nothing to do with me." Li Si pushed him away and said softly.

"Then why are you asking him?!" Li Xiu said.

"I'm the representative of the chemistry class. He didn't hand in his chemistry homework. It's not too much for me to ask my classmates about their studies in accordance with the principle of getting rich together and getting rich first." Li Si said unhurriedly.

Li Xiu: "???" Pretty bald.

Do you fucking care about whether other people's homework is handed in or not?It's just that the monthly exam was passed, and he wanted to fight with Chi Lian, so he was hammered.

"Don't talk nonsense, to be honest, do you have murderous intentions towards him? If you say it, my brother will definitely pull you up, so that you will get revenge—" Li Xiu continued to babble.

"Shh-"

Li Si lightly pressed his index finger against his lips, and raised his eyebrows slightly at him.

"What's wrong?" Li Xiu looked at him in a daze.

"Listen." Li Si also looked at him.

"What are you listening to?" Li Xiu was still confused.

Li Si looked through him to the front door of the classroom, then hooked the corners of his lips, and said with a smile: "Listen... the sound of high heels."

"Fuck!" Li Xiu was stunned, and then turned around and was about to jump off Li Si's table, but it was too late——

"Li Xiu!!" A sharp but energetic voice resounded through the classroom.

Liz quietly covered his ears.

"I told you yesterday, this recess is mine, and it's used to make papers, why? You guys will be restless if I come too late, the papers have been sent to you earlier, take them out and do them!" The high heels thumped He walked into the classroom and said, "I said earlier that this is a normal exam. It seems that you didn't take it seriously."

Li Xiu squatted and moved to his seat.

"It's you, Li Xiu!" The lady in high heels caught a glimpse of him, and said angrily with her hips on her hips, "Have you finished the paper? Why are you squatting on other people's desks when everyone else is sitting? study."

Li Xiu glanced at the classroom, and sure enough, everyone obediently returned to their seats before Grand Master Li came, biting the pen and shaking their heads at the paper, pretending to be addicted to the paper and unable to extricate themselves.

Too dog.

He, Li Xiu, was willing to bow down.

"What are you looking at? You are the only one who didn't do the questions in your seat. You didn't hear what I said yesterday!" The lady nicknamed Li Taishi knocked on the desk and made a "bang bang" sound. Very angry.

"It's not just me," Li Xiu thought for a while, he was dead anyway, and he wanted to help him, "Teacher, take a closer look, don't you see Chi Lian?"

Liz: "..."

All students: "..."

Sure enough, Taishi Li glanced at the classroom and didn't see that classmate Chi Lian. His face was contorted with anger, and he asked sharply, "Where did Chi Lian go?"

The classroom was silent.

A few seconds later, a palm tremblingly raised up.

"Report to the teacher, Chi Lian broke his leg playing basketball yesterday, and is now in the school infirmary..."

"Fart!" Grand Master Li slapped the desk, "I saw him running to the cafeteria to grab food in the morning, and at that speed, Bolt would have called Big Brother, and now his leg is broken again?"

Chi Lian's brother: "..."

All students: "..."

"You guys, the college entrance examination is less than ten months away. With your attitude, what else are you going to take?" Taishi Li patted the stack of test papers in his hand on the desk.

"Look at the results of the last test, what else are you going to take? Don't take the test, just recommend it!"

"Welcome Lan Xiang." She added coolly.

The people below were holding back their laughter very hard, wanting to laugh but not daring to laugh.

"Don't waste the registration fee," Taishi Li handed the test papers to the students in the front row to signal him to send them on, and then continued, "I think you all want to take advantage of the air conditioner during the college entrance examination!" The classroom was silent, waiting for her The anger passed.

Women who are old and postmenopausal really can't be provoked.

Don't ask why the whole class knows that Master Li is postmenopausal. Her husband burst out his mouth when he came to the school to quarrel.

Her family relationship is not handled very well, but as a math teacher, she is quite strong, and what matches her strong strength is her poisonous mouth.

Known as the best of the seven.

The class that Li Si is in now is the key rocket class of the city's key schools, everyone looks like a fool on the surface, but they are mediocre behind the scenes and rank among the top in the city.

"There are only a dozen or so people with full marks. This time, you can get seventy or eighty in the math paper if you step on it twice. You guys are really... bad." Master Li shook his head.

The students below are desperate, you have the ability to hold a chicken to write, most of them work hard for two hours and can only get a hundred and twenty-three in the exam.

I'd like to see how chickens do math problems.

"Okay, Li Xiu, stand at the back door and listen, I'll get angry when I see you." Grand Master Li waved his hand and continued, "I'll ask him to settle Chi Lian's account later, now you all take out the papers you made in the last self-study class. "

"A self-study class plus a recess, can it be done well?" Grand Master Li didn't say a word, and asked suspiciously.

"can!"

The voices of dozens of students were very loud, no matter what the hell they were doing, they yelled first before talking, and the momentum was steady.

Take a gamble, take a gamble, as long as Li Taishi just talks without checking the papers, they will still be 43 heroes.

Li Si silently glanced at the blank test paper on the table.

Good guy, didn't move a word.

He took out his pen and poked at the test paper, looked carefully at the questions, and found...not at all.

Forget it, I can’t do it, it’s so difficult.

How long has it been since he took the college entrance examination, he is busy with work, which adult still has time to practice math problems, can't he think about it.

"Now I see the last multiple-choice question directly. I won't talk about the previous ones. If you make a mistake, you can't do it." Taishi Li scribbled down the answers to the multiple-choice questions on the blackboard, writing as he spoke.

The students below sighed.

Li Si took advantage of the gap between her speaking of the last multiple-choice question to smooth out the test paper and glanced at the big question at the back.

Try it first, in case you can still make it after many years.

The pointer on the wall behind him ticked, and after more than ten minutes, Taishi Li had finished the multiple-choice question.

"Now turn the test paper to the back and see the third small question of the last big question. It's quite simple. Do the math. If you don't have time, hurry up! I'll hear your answers in five minutes."

The students below flicked through the test papers, picked up their pens and started to work.

It seems that most of the papers are not finished, and they are yelling fiercely.

3 minute later.

"Ham, this is too simple, the answer is obvious, it is 158." Xueba A said.

"My opinion is slightly different from brother Li's. Obviously, the answer is 149." Xueba B followed closely.

Different voices gradually sounded in the classroom, and most of them hovered between the two answers of 158 and 149.

Li Si lowered his head and glanced at his test paper, silently removed the eraser covering the answer, and looked at the result he had just calculated.

Beautiful, square root three.

The author has something to say: I have been craving the relaxed and happy campus plane for a long time.

有真香，有吃醋，还有追夫，甜，信我。OvO感谢在2020-06-0323:56:49~2020-06-0616:34:11期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~

Thanks to the little angel who cast the mines: ㄧ 2; purple sweet potato milk tea with 1 extra sugar;

Thanks to the little angels of irrigation nutrient solution: 15 bottles of Ah Yi Sang; 10 bottles of ㄧ 6 bottles;

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!