[Zhongyingmei] An alien cub fell from the sky

Bruce turned out to be Batman!

Superman's entire super is autistic.

Bruce, a sweet tooth, a lazy sleeper, a playboy, a wayward boss, Wayne, is he really the ruthless but never vexatious Batman?

Batman would confidently press the butler's phone in the morning and stay in bed?

Batman will sneak up in the middle of the night to dig through the refrigerator?

Batman will mercilessly drive him out of Wayne Manor and even out of Gotham every time after tenderness?

Uh, this really does, Superman shuddered.

But when Batman is being fucked comfortably, will he use his two thick and powerful thighs to pinch his waist like he wants to pinch an ordinary person?This, this... this is really possible.

In short, Clark knew Bruce's secrets a long time ago, but out of trust, he didn't delve into it, and he never thought that Bruce would really be Batman, even though the two of them were already inextricably linked. contact.

It's like how many people would have imagined that a rich second generation like President Wang is actually a professional e-sports player with a 100% winning rate and an invincibility?

Clark didn't think so either, but he really couldn't lie to himself anymore.

Because his colleagues looked at him with shocked eyes, they didn't expect the chairman of the alliance to be such a superman...

Not only secretly write the god bat, bat cloth, even bat flash...

No, no, another colleague didn't look at him like that!It's the righteous, brave Amazon, Diana the Wonder Woman!

"I didn't expect you to be such a superman," Diana said directly in front of Superman, "Is Mr. K famous? I also followed your article, and I have to say, if Bruce is what you wrote, then it is true It's my dish."

Superman closed his eyes in pain, and then he heard Diana's fire turn on Bruce.

"Didn't expect you to be like this... No, I should have thought that, you are Batman like this, Bruce."

As we all know, anyone in the Justice League can lie, even a superman with a harmless face, only Wonder Woman can never lie.

Batman is very good at lying, but... he still has a lasso of truth on his body, and there is no way to deny it.

In Superman's confused and shocked eyes—and Martian Manhunter's spiritual link sharing—everyone in the alliance finally understood that Superman really knew the identity of Batman for the first time?

Green Lantern laughed at them presumptuously, completely forgetting that he didn't even know Bruce Wayne before, relying on Flash's introduction.

The Flash was in a complicated mood. He remembered that these two should have known each other a long time ago?

But no one has more mixed feelings than Superman, who feels he needs to be quiet.

"Superman, don't let personal feelings affect your decision-making," Batman had changed into the spare uniform on the watchtower, "let's deal with the alliance first."

Superman turned his head and looked at Batman with a sad look, even the little curly hair on his head drooped.

Batman:  …

"Okay, Clark, I'll give you an explanation, but not now, okay?" Batman finally gave in and patted Clark on the shoulder.

"B...Bruce, you already know my identity?"

"Not very early, probably when I noticed that my boyfriend's leg hair and pubic hair were constantly being pulled."

"Then you've been guarding against me?" Clark was even more hurt.

"In order not to let our relationship affect the affairs of the alliance, and I didn't guard against you," Batman said calmly, "I guarded against everyone."

"You also added lead coating to the cloak to protect against my super vision!"

"That's to keep you from measuring my 120 hips with your eyes when you're performing your mission."

"No, you have already grown to 125!"

"See that's why I wear a cape."

"You also hired prostitutes in Superman's uniform," Superman became more and more excited, "male and female?"

"Both," Batman snorted, "so what? You want to investigate Bruce Wayne's past?"

"...I mean, can we try it in uniform next time? Or how about just the capes?"

"Enough!" Diana untied the mantra lasso from them with an exasperated face. "Boys, don't make me feel like I'm working with a bunch of three-year-olds!"

"Hey, Wonder Woman, three-year-olds are not yet puberty..." Green Lantern, who was eating melons happily, raised his hand to signal.

"That's not the point!" The maddened Wonder Woman made all the men wisely shut up.

"Hey, let's have a meeting now." Superman finally showed a little momentum of the chairman of the alliance, "The watchtower will be officially put into use in the future, and we will arrange a roster later. Everyone needs to take turns to be on duty here to protect the entire earth. safety."

"I can't come," Neptune was a little embarrassed, "Atlantis can't even receive the signal, and there's no way to get the news in time. Even if it can be notified, it won't be able to go to space."

"The communication technology of the watchtower will be further upgraded, and Atlantis will be able to receive the signal by then. You just need to ensure that the communicator is not damaged by water pressure." Superman explained, "Before that, the row Ben can..."

"I will stay in the watchtower as a communication center." Martian Manhunter said, "I will provide you with communication and support until the watchtower is upgraded."

"Jon, you don't have to..." Diana wanted to say something, but saw the Martian Manhunter shaking his head slightly.

Jon has nothing to lose, and there is nothing on earth that he misses. Staying in the watchtower is also a good choice for him.

"Even so, transportation is also a problem. My stealth plane can be lent to you to enter and exit the atmosphere, but I can't guarantee that it can be used every time." Diana pointed out another key.

"I contacted Zatara and Dr. Fate, combined science and magic technology, developed Zeta Teleportation, I believe it will be put into use soon." Batman said, "Superman and Green Lantern will need to upgrade the watchtower again .”

"There are still problems." Green Lantern was still very serious when talking about business. "I need to manage an entire sector, and occasionally return to OA to report on my work. I may not be able to take charge of alliance affairs full-time."

"Yes, most of the rest of us also have other jobs, and sometimes the time may not be well coordinated." The Flash echoed, "Except for Jon?"

"This is the next question I want to talk about," Batman said as he took off his hood. "I propose to disclose everyone's secret identity here, so as to avoid any further misunderstandings. By the way, we can take care of each other."

Under normal circumstances, Batman would be the last person to want to reveal his secret identity, but now... it has been exposed anyway, so be it.

All said they'd prefer Batman put the hood back on and hold meetings with the face that so often makes headlines in the entertainment tabloids, which is a little too dramatic.

"Clark Kent, a reporter from the Daily Planet." Superman also put on his glasses. "After that, I will be in charge of reporting on the Justice League and superheroes. If you have anything you want to announce to the public, you can contact me first."

The Flash is silent, that's why he doesn't want to race against Superman anymore, no matter what the result is, there will always be only one report on the news...

Superman is faster than The Flash! "Planet Daily reporter Clark Kent reports for you.

Who made it so that there is no second Western reporter in the world who can run fast enough wearing black-rimmed glasses to keep up with their speed?

"Diana, Amazon." Diana also took off the tiara, but it doesn't matter whether she takes it off or not. She didn't cover up anything, and she was more open than Superman, and now she still has a diplomatic identity.

Martian Manhunter didn't speak, and he really didn't need to.

"Arthur Curry, the king of Atlantis, is also the son of the lighthouse keeper." Arthur patted his chest. Anyway, his parents had died, so he didn't care about anything.

"Hal Jordan, test pilot for Ferris Airways." Hal removed his Lanterning uniform, revealing a brown jacket.

"It's a former test pilot, unless Carol dispels the idea of ​​killing you, or you are willing to marry him," The Flash also took off his hood, "Barry Allen, forensic officer of the Central City Police Department."

"Hal hasn't found a job yet," Superman said regretfully, shaking his head, "We are the only ones here who have serious jobs."

What's more regrettable is that Hal still can't pay back the money.

"Green Lantern is a cosmic job," Hal retorted angrily, "it's just that our salary can't be exchanged on Earth."

"And need I remind you who your boss is? The Kent reporter?" Bruce sneered.

"We all know that the super-rich are no more serious jobs than the superheroes," Diana glanced at Arthur again, "and so is the king."

"Hey, let's get down to business," Superman coughed awkwardly, and unexpectedly smashed his foot again, "About the duty schedule..."

"Wait," The Flash raised his hand, and disappeared instantly. In a blink of an eye, there were a lot of snacks on the round table, and he even handed a pack of Oreos to the Martian Manhunter.

No one knows where the treats are on the watchtower better than The Flash!

Martian Manhunter happily accepted it.

Handed Wonder Woman another ice cream, the ice cream machine on the watchtower was not bad.

Neptune also opened a bag of peanuts.

Green Lantern is what the Flash eats, he just... tastes it, so that he can eat the most variety without wasting it.

So a serious meeting turned into a tea party in an instant.

Batman couldn't help thinking again, is it really reliable to entrust the safety of the earth to such a group of people?

"Why are there no hamburgers and hot dogs?" Flash still felt very hungry, and it was uncomfortable to have only snacks and no staple food to fill his stomach.

This is indeed a problem. They will be on duty and even live on it in the future, so eating, drinking and drinking will be a problem.

"This was an oversight before, we will fix this problem later." Batman nodded.Batman is not a god, and it is impossible to do everything in the small matter of purchasing. It is all purchased by the purchasing department of Wayne Group, and then brought by Superman or Green Lantern.It may be possible to get on the right track after Zeta teleportation is repaired.

"Can I have burgers, pizza, and chicken tacos?" The Flash looked at Batman expectantly.

"Beer and whiskey?" Aquaman looked at Batman expectantly.

"Um, maybe just go to a bar?" Green Lantern suggested.

Wonder Woman licked the ice cream without speaking.

The Martian Manhunter didn't speak either, but the entire cloak changed into an Oreo packaging.

"Unless there are special needs, alcoholic beverages will not appear on the watchtower." Batman looked at Aquaman and said dryly.

What happened to this king of Atlantis?Already so poor?Besides, shouldn't you provide some seafood ingredients?

Aquaman doesn't respond, so Batman turns to Superman again.

He is just a consultant, this guy is the chairman of the alliance, and he also owns the world's largest top luxury food company, is there any problem with this little thing?

"Bruce, you can make a decision, just refer to everyone's opinions." Superman said gently.

Batman:  …

This broken alliance will end sooner or later!

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Currently available information:

1. Regarding the hip circumference of the master, the standard male hip circumference is height * 0.54, but the hip circumference of a male bodybuilder is height * 0.6. I think the master is considered a bodybuilder, right?Therefore, referring to the official height data of 189, the normal hip circumference of the master should be between 120 and 121

2. As for why he got bigger... because he got fat O(∩_∩)O

3. Regarding Aquaman, the setting of the movie version is not used here, so both parents died and he became the king.

4. Do you know that I just wanted to make up my words, but I saw a mood of "waiting for a high-level trial"... Why is it that I am such a pure and straight male author, and I always get high-level trial every now and then!

感谢在2020-07-0823:26:01~2020-07-0923:35:13期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~

Thank you to the little angels who irrigate the nutrient solution: 20 bottles of Luoluomingju; 10 bottles of Afan and Keen to Retire; 5 bottles of Seven Waters; 1 bottle of Dream;

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!