[Zhongyingmei] An alien cub fell from the sky

Before the Justice League's first watchtower plenary meeting completely turned into a gossip tea party, Batman finally pushed through all the matters, and initially formulated the roster and league rules and regulations.

In the middle, Green Lantern hid behind the snack pile and secretly performed a very exciting Batman vs. Superman with a light ring. Aquaman threw drink bottles and bags and became the first member of the league to be punished for cleaning, and The Flash ate too much and went to the toilet three times.

Well, even if the Speed ​​Force can speed up digestion, Flash's stomach is not a mass-energy converter after all, and residues are still discharged.

And, when it comes to going to the toilet—especially peeing—the Speed ​​Force doesn't really do much.

As a token of respect for the members of the Alliance, there will be a pause in the meeting while the Flash goes to the bathroom, and then everyone can gossip.

It's as if they stopped talking when the Flash was around.

Superman also seized the time, flew to the panoramic viewing platform on the edge of the watchtower, took out his mobile phone and snapped a bunch of photos.

"What are you doing, Superman?" Batman showed a disapproving look, or he has actually maintained such a look today, "The watchtower is one of the top secrets of the alliance and cannot be announced to any media, not even you .”

"It's not for the media, it's my dad," Superman explained. "My dad asked me to take more photos as souvenirs. After all, I'm an astronaut now."

other people:? ? ?

"Don't you often fly into space?" Wonder Woman asked.

Moreover, there are many astronauts, but there is only one Superman.

"Yeah, but this is the first time I've been on a full space station," Superman explained, "I'm not the first person to be on a space station, but I'm the first alien to be on a space station on Earth. Man, my dad thinks it's memorable. Wait, I was supposed to get in here before Jon?"

The Martian Manhunter silently took a step back, expressing that he did not want to compete with Superman for the honor.

And having said that, Wonder Woman is also the first Amazon in space, and Aquaman is the first Atlantean in space.

"And I'm the first person on Earth to go outside the solar system." Green Lantern said, those of them are children.

Also the first Earthling to owe money to an alien, Superman nodded approvingly.

"Wait," the Flash who just came back from the bathroom was a little surprised, "Your dad is still alive?"

"Of course I'm alive," Superman said inexplicably, "My dad wakes up at six o'clock in the morning and goes to bed at twelve o'clock in the evening, eating organic vegetables and drinking fresh milk. Invincible in town, live a healthier life than me."

As he said that, Superman's phone rang—yes, the watchtower was indeed connected to the cell phone signal—so he lip-shaped to everyone, and flew aside to answer the phone.

"Hey, Mom, I'm still in a meeting." It was Martha who called, and Superman answered in a low voice, covering the phone, "Go home for dinner tonight? Of course I remember, um, no problem, remember to remind Dad to do more Order cream of mushroom soup, and hot chocolate, it's really good in winter... oh, you mean Bruce? I'll ask later, maybe we can come back together... OK, I'll be back sooner, in space, Hang up first."

When Superman answered the phone and returned to the round table, the atmosphere of the meeting... became more and more like a tea party.

"Bruce, are you free tonight? Do you want to go home with me?" Superman turned to Batman, "Martha wants to see you too."

"Hey, let's get down to business first." Batman glared at Superman. "As for the next step of the alliance plan, should we expand the manpower? If we want to expand enrollment, should we use the invitation system or the application system?"

"Is that necessary?" Green Lantern crossed his legs, "We are enough to protect the safety of the earth."

"No, genius," The Flash shook his head, "Our enemies may be even stronger."

Batman narrowed his eyes, but said nothing.

"Considering the confidentiality needs of alliance members and the existence of watchtowers, I think the invitation system is better?" Superman suggested, "After being invited by an alliance member, at least three alliance members must be guaranteed to join."

Everyone agreed with this proposal.The guarantee is not for joint liability, but to ensure the safety of alliance members from more latitudes.For example, Superman will see through the body of each new member to ensure that there are no trackers, controllers and the like, and Batman will investigate everyone, regardless of whether he intervenes in guarantees.

"So first of all, I think the league can make some efforts in terms of image diversification." Wonder Woman proposed.

Everyone looked at Wonder Woman in amazement. Although she was often regarded as a representative of the affirmative movement, Diana actually didn't care much about these things.

Before coming to the human world, Diana didn't even have the concept of gender, so naturally she couldn't be expected to have any thoughts on these things.For Diana, it doesn't matter if she is a man or a woman, as long as she can fight, she has always longed for and respected a fighter who can fight with her heartily.

"No, I'm not talking about gender issues. I also know that the Justice League has diversity and tolerance." Diana seemed to have been distressed for a long time, "It's just that I really don't want to be asked by reporters every time, is the Justice League only for LGBTQ people joined!"

"How?" Superman was also puzzled, although since the establishment of the Justice League, he has not interviewed Wonder Woman as a reporter, but no one has asked Superman this question.

"Because almost everyone agrees that Superman and Batman are a couple." The Flash chewed potato chips.

"And you are indeed a couple," Diana added.

"Not now, little bear, look!" Green Lantern, who was swiping his phone, projected the content on the screen in amazement, and it was a piece of news that just came out today.

Batman v Superman coming soon?Superman snatches Gotham baby in the street! "

Batman's face was so ugly that he was about to turn into Martian Manhunter.

"Superman and Batman, two of the most famous male superheroes on the planet rolled into bed, and the red and the green were also a couple," Diana concluded. "It's hard not to think about it."

"What? We're not a couple!"

"Me and a genius? How is that possible! Who would sleep with a brother?"

One red and one green quickly retorted.

"That's what the Winchester brothers said," Diana continued, ignoring their objections, "Since I am also unquestionably pansexual, there are still pure heterosexuals in the entire alliance." Love? Sorry, Jon, I didn't mean to offend."

Martian Manhunter had a wife and kids, but unlike Superman, he's a very... alien-looking alien, so no one pays attention to that.

"It doesn't matter. In fact, according to human concepts, we Martians are all pansexual." The Martian Manhunter said that he was not offended.

That’s right, for Martians whose whole race can deform and can change their body structure at the molecular level, couples may be able to make each other pregnant. Sexual orientation is probably even more meaningless than Kryptonians.

Neptune raised his hand silently, indicating that there is still a man with a fiancee sitting here.

"Very well, it looks like I can refute those reporters next time..."

"Wait..." Diana was interrupted by Superman when she was half happy.

"Strictly speaking, Arthur can't be considered heterosexual," Superman said with some confusion, "Arthur is half-human and half-Atlantean, right? So in theory, he is neither human nor Atlantean." The Tethians, no matter if they are combined with humans or Atlantis, they cannot be considered homosexual or heterosexual, but extramarital affairs.”

Neptune held half a bottle of Fat House Happy Water in his hand, and hiccupped in confusion. After living for 30 to [-] years, he didn't realize that he was actually having an affair.

"So, Bruce and I can't be considered gay," Superman became more and more confident, "We're having an affair!"

Batman...

He didn't know where Superman's self-confidence came from, and, for the sake of the Wayne family's reputation, shouldn't this alien be kicked out now?

"I have a list here, which is some independent superheroes who are under assessment," Batman projected a list, obviously prepared for this, "Although we won't invite too many people to join in the near future, we can do it first." investigation."

Dr. Fate, Mister Excellence, Blue Beetle, The Questioner, Green Arrow of Star City, Black Canary, Dead Man, Constantine... This list is not short, and each one has a detailed introduction.

The Flash quickly crossed Constantine's name.

"I think Oliver is good, and his relationship with Dinah is also very good." Flash suggested, and glanced at Superman again, "As long as Meringue agrees."

To avoid killing people again.

"Oliver?" Green Lantern raised his eyebrows, "Are you sure he's straight?"

"At least it looks straighter than you."

"Oh, you can't do this to me, bear, I've been straight for you..."

"vomit……"

"Quinn is indeed a good choice." Batman interrupted the conversation between the two, "Then, Superman should go and review it, the first batch of members to join, it is best to let the chairman of the alliance go."

"Yes, but not today," Superman glanced at the time, "I have something to do today, Bruce, we..."

"Then I'll go," Green Lantern stood up and said, "Believe me, I was in charge of newcomer review in OA, it's quite easy, first you have to test your combat effectiveness or something."

"Then you'd better not go, genius," Flash shook his head, "Don't be caught by Oliver instead, let Big Blue go."

"I don't care, let Green Lantern go..."

"Oh my god, you really don't trust me, little bear?" Green Lantern's lantern ring turned into two exaggerated tears, "It's not like I can't beat our Kryptonians, right?"

Well, Green Lantern, who hasn't fought Superman yet, has never been very convinced.

"Anyway, it's still early today, why don't we go to the training room for a game?" Diana was also eager to try.

"Another day, I really have something to do today." Superman still refused.

"To be honest, forget it, meringue can kill all of us." The Flash was eager to try.

"I can't pretend I didn't hear that," Sea King waved his trident a few times, "Is there any water on the watchtower?"

Batman and Martian Manhunter took two steps back, refusing to participate.

"It's really not possible today." Superman looked at the phone again, a little anxious, "My mother told me to go home and eat quickly, and my father made a big table."

The Batman whose parents have both died and has not come out of the shadows:...

The sea king whose parents both died and his mother died in front of him: ...

The flash man whose parents both died and his mother died more than once: ...

The Martian Manhunter whose parents, wife, children, and family all died:...

The Green Lantern who lost his father and mother since childhood:...

Wonder Woman who has both parents but fights to the death with her brother and has never met her stallion father:...

"I thought the alliance I joined should be the same as all superhero organizations, the Tragic Life Experience Mutual Aid?" Green Lantern said with difficulty.

"I'm right." The Flash's tone was also complicated, "He really did it."

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感谢在2020-07-0923:35:13~2020-07-1018:38:59期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~

Thanks to the little angel who threw the mine: 1 little clean freak;

Thanks to the little angels of the irrigation nutrient solution: 10 bottles of reed grass and honeysuckle; 6 bottles of Shuiyan Lingmiao; 1 bottle of Meng and Han Yusheng;

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!