[Zhongyingmei] An alien cub fell from the sky

Chapter 227 Give it to the brothers first...

Thanks to the timely arrival of the wise and mighty Jonathan, luckily no one was harmed in this incident.Although General Zod, who was attempted rape, said that he had something to say, but Kryptonian war criminals do not have human rights on Earth, so Superman was exempted from being thrown into prison.

No, it's not like no one was harmed at all... Poor Connor said he was traumatized.He is only a child less than half a year old!Why do you want to watch your father become a mother after trying to stop your naked father from committing a crime?

However, Connor was very thankful that he reacted quickly enough, and jumped away in time when Grandpa Jonathan threw the pink kryptonite, otherwise he would also suffer.

Wait, strictly speaking, there is actually another victim... Although it was only a glimpse, but the super memory ability brought by the Speed ​​Force, that scene has already been deeply imprinted in the Flash's mind.

The figure of the big blue is indeed very predictable. Barry confirmed this again. He has only seen this kind of perfect body proportions in Wonder Woman, and it is even worse.

As we all know, Wonder Woman is the only woman among the seven veterans of the Justice League, but unfortunately... she is not the one with the biggest breasts.

Not only that, but someone has visually observed that Wonder Woman's breasts seem to be the smallest among the Big Three?Maybe it's because of the Amazons?After all, in some legends, in order to draw bows and shoot arrows conveniently, Amazon female warriors would cut off one breast so as not to affect the bowstring.This is the so-called flat chest is justice?

In short, it is indeed an indisputable fact that both Superman and Batman have huge chest muscles.

Fortunately for Batman, the thickest part of the whole bat suit is the breastplate, which is also integrated with functions such as searchlights, making it even thicker. No one knows if there is a skinny vampire inside this suit.

However, Superman has been wearing tights, and those are real chest muscles!

So the cup size after the sudden change... Anyway, it left a deep impression on Barry.

Contrary to what some people think, even under the identity of Officer Allen, Barry has a pretty good love affair, and he has had quite a few girlfriends.He can bet with his proud eyesight that Superman is definitely bigger than all the girlfriends he has ever dated!

It's hard not to think of a unified topic that has been circulated in all boys' dormitories all over the world: what if you suddenly become a girl one day?

The standard answer is also very unified all over the world: give the brothers a refreshment first.

So, why can't Hal be a girl like a Kryptonian?Barry couldn't help complaining a bit, but then he thought about it... It seems that he can feel good without being a girl?

In general, this matter has come to an end here.After Barry left, Jonathan also took Carl and Connor, waved the teleportation staff and left the Fortress of Solitude.They also have to go to the Rock of Eternity to restore Jason's soul.And poor Connor also needs a simple small town life to purify his wounded heart.

Wait, did you forget something?

Seen everything like Barry and Connor, there seems to be a Batman?But Batman wasn't a victim, he was... a vested interest?

After Jonathan and the others had left, the frightened Superman came out from behind Batman, pulled off Batman's cape and wrapped it around himself.

"Bruce," Superman said, he was taken aback. He never thought that his voice could become so... charming?

"I..." Superman opened his mouth, squeezed the cape tightly, and finally let out a long sigh, "Sorry, for everything."

"If the apology is useful, our workload won't be so much, Superman...Miss." Batman's face was still so gloomy that he could drip water.

"I can't help it, you'll forgive me, won't you, Bruce?" Superman tried pitifully to rub against Batman, but was held down by a black hand on his head.

After all, gender conversion still has some impact. For example, Superman, who was slightly taller than Batman, is now half a head shorter. There is a certain difference in height between men and women. If it is converted in proportion, Wonder Woman might Is it the tallest of the Big Three?

"Are you sure you're okay, Miss Kal-El?" Batman said grimly. "I don't want any more victims from this, given your overzealous... desire?"

"I think it's okay?" Superman blinked his big watery blue eyes and tried to get away with it. His originally handsome and tough face became softer and more attractive. "Pink Kryptonite, I mean, the influence of Luthor's in my body has completely disappeared, and now only the influence of kryptonite in this other world remains, after it is eliminated... Bruce, what are you doing?"

The Lego-shaped pink kryptonite that Jonathan smashed out was picked up by Batman just now. I don't know when Batman has strung a rope to it and made it into a pendant. At this time, it is wrapped around Superman's neck.

"I don't think we can let its effects go away for the time being." Batman said slowly, "You can say whether Luthor's kryptonite has residual effects. We still need more tests. You should understand, Superman Miss?"

"But I know my body well!" Superman protested, "You're... Bruce!"

Superman's feet were off the ground, and Batman carried him with his cape on his shoulders.

"Bruce, let's discuss it?" Superman was still struggling pitifully, "If you want to punish me, at least wait until I transform back first..."

"Snapped!"

"Quiet." Batman slapped Batman on the round buttocks that could be lifted even through the cape, and Superman fell silent instantly.

The Man of Steel can indeed show the same softness and touch as ordinary people under self-control, but just like the voice, Superman never knew that he could be so... elastic.

You know, since childhood, Clark has been beaten by Jonathan and Martha countless times because of intentional or unintentional troubles, but he rarely used a kryptonite broom.Man of Steel is no joke, as evidenced by the countless number of ordinary brooms the Kents have broken under the ass of smirking Clark.

It seems that Bruce is determined this time, Superman lamented in his heart, the only thing that makes him (she?) a little bit lucky is that Batman chose the laboratory in the Fortress of Solitude for testing instead of teleporting to the watchtower.

Superman, who was carried all the way into the laboratory, has already resigned to his fate. Although it is easy to break free from this level of control if he is serious, Dick, who is temporarily lost with his butt, knows that if he dares to escape at this time, the consequences will only be more tragic... …

Or think of Nightwing?After all, Nightwing is both "dick" and "ass"?It's a brilliant pun, and Superman is still in the mood to have fun at this point.

"Permission confirmation: Batman."

"Open the body scanning platform."

The ground of the laboratory was flowing, and nanotechnology far surpassing human civilization instantly condensed into a test bed, and Batman put Superman on it.

The black cloak fell down, revealing a large area of ​​snow-white skin that could not be concealed. Only when it reached the neckline, was it slightly tightened by a pair of hands.

Superman is already lying flat at this time, so he can do whatever he wants, anyway, this is in his own castle, and there are only two big men (?) present, himself and his boyfriend, so what do you want.

The brunette lay generously and boldly in the pure black bat cape, full of heroic spirit. This scene, from 99 to just walking, probably a man can't help it.

Maybe many women can't either?

Batman, however, is an exception, and the Dark Knight operates the screen interface calmly and seriously, as if this is really just a normal test.

The test results came out quickly, and all physiological indicators were normal. This is a perfect Kryptonian...female.

"How about B, let me say that everything is normal?" Superman has relaxed at this time, and even raised the back of the experimental bed, leaning on it, holding the pink kryptonite, "Now I can put this thing Did you take it off?"

"I don't think so," Batman pressed him in time. "This is just a preliminary physical examination. Your problem may also appear in magic and emotions, Miss Kent."

With Batman's press, Superman's hand was held, and the cape that had lost its restraint was completely scattered, revealing a pink gem... Sandwiched between two steel cups that were still hard and straight even if they were lying flat.

What few people know is that Superman has a lot of similarities besides the appearance of white men, such as...exuberant body hair.If it weren't for the extremely smooth tights made by Krypton Technology, I am afraid that wearing a uniform would be a problem. After all, all human hair removal methods, whether it is shaving or tearing hair, or laser hair removal, have no effect on Superman.

However, the exuberant body hair also just shows the strong secretion of male hormones. After gender conversion, the corresponding female hormones are naturally indispensable.

Even Batman couldn't help but scan his eyes twice, but fortunately, no one could see it because of the lead mask.

However, even if super vision doesn't work, if you can't even guess this, Superman's super brain will grow in vain.

"But how do I prove it?" Superman looked at Batman innocently, "Could it be that the legendary Dark Knight is still a relationship expert, can he do relationship counseling?"

"The Dark Knight is really not an expert in relationships." Batman thought about it, and took off his hood, "So we specially hired an expert."

Theoretically speaking, as a humanoid self-propelled gun that has overthrown almost all female villains in Gotham, Batman is actually an "expert".However, compared with the famous playboys in the United States and even the world, they are still too tender.

"Bruce Wayne, Gotham's most famous emotional expert," Bruce smiled dangerously, "Nice to meet you, Miss Superman, now, let's talk about your problem with Mr. Kal-El? "

"Are you sure you want to talk about this, Bruce?" Superman rolled his eyes. "About the ex? Your share of the conversation could last us all night."

"So, what about Lex Luthor?" Bruce narrowed his eyes more and more dangerously.

"Who didn't meet a few wrong people when they were young? We're done." Superman sighed with a dusty face, "Like Harvey Dent?"

"So, General Zod was also a mistake?"

"Uh..." Superman knew he couldn't escape this, "Well, maybe, maybe I made some mistakes, but I won't make them again. So, can you let me go, Mr. Wayne? Otherwise My boyfriend won't be happy."

"Your boyfriend?" Baby Bruce's voice grew sweeter. "Do you have another boyfriend? Who is he, Miss Superman?"

"He, he's the Dark Knight of Gotham!" Superman swallowed, as if frightened, "You'd better let me go, Mr. Wayne!"

"is it?"

The black leather gloves slid across Superman's lower abdomen, which was much flatter and smoother than before. Thinking about how many criminals' bones these gloves had broken on weekdays, it gave Superman a strong stimulus at this time.

"How dare you do such a thing with a boyfriend," the devil whispered in Superman's ear, "Does your boyfriend know what you did?"

"Mr. Wayne!" Superman shrank in the dark and smooth bat cape, "I, I don't know what you are talking about, I am a serious reporter!"

"A serious reporter? Hehe," the scorching breath sprayed on Superman's neck, "I like this kind of opening statement, but I have heard it too many times. Do you think those serious reporters will end up..."

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感谢在2020-10-0323:49:27~2020-10-0423:31:57期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~

Thanks to the little angel who threw the mine: dump 1;

感谢灌溉营养液的小天使:漓妧32瓶;梦雨20瓶;彼堓埖稥、柱斑扉泉一生推、山南水北、倾封10瓶;酸奶妮子5瓶;小喵3瓶;372瓶;五十度韦恩、我还是个宝宝呢1瓶;

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!

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