[Zhongyingmei] An alien cub fell from the sky

Bruce doesn't know if there are serious reporters, but any reporter can be dishonest if he wants to, even a Western reporter who runs the fastest, wears black-framed glasses every day, and has a long life span.

As we all know, if you only have one girlfriend, it is difficult to carry out some relatively... less decent ideas occasionally, out of respect for the other party.

But if you've got a boyfriend - and it's usually the one above - and the guy has recently made a mistake and suddenly has a sexual relationship, then the result is... lol.

Anyway, Dirtytalk, Daddyissues, FiftyShadesofWayne... In short, Jo-Eyer deleted a surveillance record of the entire Fortress of Solitude.

Cough, don't get me wrong, just to protect the important and confidential information of the Kryptonians from being leaked, Batman conducted a detailed physical examination on the former male Kryptonians after sexual transformation, and obtained a lot of experimental data.

From the point of view of strength, at least within the range that the technology of the Fortress of Solitude and the earth can bear, the sexual transformation did not significantly affect the strength of the Kryptonians, perhaps because the genes of the Kryptonians themselves are too perfect, or it may be because their genes are relatively perfect. In terms of superpowers, the power difference between men and women is too small to be worth mentioning. In short, this is good news. At least next time if encountering this kind of pink kryptonite, Superman will not lose his fighting power.

Of course, the body hair has decreased, the skin has become more delicate and smooth, and it is very obvious that the body has lost some organs and at the same time gained some organs.

Combined with the physical data of General Rizod's female adjutant in the Phantom Zone, there is no difference between Superhumanity and Kryptonian women!Even as long as he is willing to wear pink kryptonite all the time, it is not impossible to conceive and have children-although Kryptonian women generally do not have children by themselves.

This is indeed a tempting idea, even someone as determined as Batman hesitated for a few seconds.

However, with the power of the famous playboy Bruce Wayne, it is not as simple as a few seconds before the outbreak.

But in the end, both Batman and Bruce gave up with regret. After all, it was Superman, and the absence of the Patron Saint of the Metropolis for a long time would inevitably cause turmoil.

It’s not okay to appear after the sex change, this will aggravate Superman’s “alien” image, which is not conducive to public recognition, and... It is foreseeable that a large number of strange books will be produced, and I am afraid that it will be on all kinds of "ranking lists" all year round At the top of the list.

For example, Superman never cared about ordinary bullets, but took them hard with his chest.And Wonder Woman, who is also almost invulnerable, will block it with the silver guardian bracelet, isn't it just for the image, so as not to produce breasts?

Speaking of which, Superman's red underwear actually has a similar effect, and at the same time, it also has the same effect as glasses to divert attention... Otherwise, the villain's bull's-eye may change its position, and the American Bodhisattva is shaking and floating in the rain of bullets...

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Connor didn't know that he almost had an extra half-brother or sister, though that's pretty common in the superhero community, second only to Suddenly a parallel world peer appears, or there is an extra grandson from the future.

In short, with Connor's life experience, he was almost doomed to be inseparable from this bizarre world as soon as he was "born", but even so... the things he experienced before were really weird.

After trying to prevent Superman from forcing General Zod, Connor was sent to the Rock of Eternity by Jonathan, where he saw another world, a fantasy magical world.

Jonathan took out the soul fragments extracted from the Lego Red Hood at the Rock of Eternity and integrated them into Jason's body. Jason's expression became better visible to the naked eye.

Now that the soul is halfway back to its place, Jason's face is more and more full of vitality. From the original coma state, it looks like he is asleep now.

Theoretically speaking, they can actually try to wake up Jason at this time, but if he is forced to wake up in a state of incomplete soul, it will not be of any benefit to Jason, ranging from memory loss to dementia.

So after repairing the soul, Jonathan only left enough life potions, please ask the old wizard Shazam to continue to help take care of Jason.The old wizard agreed, but told Jonathan that it was best to settle the matter as soon as possible.Recently, the riots in hell have become more and more serious. According to the news from the great demon Crowley, the battle of doomsday is about to start. Hell is gathering troops.

Even with the help of the Sun Essence and Void Essence provided by Jonathan, the life of the old wizard is still passing by inevitably, and he deeply feels that his time is numbered, and in a few years, his long life will come to an end.But before that, there is one last thing the old wizard needs to do, and that is to find a suitable successor for himself, to replace him and continue to guard the evil sealed by the Rock of Eternity.

If Jonathan's qualifications were not good enough, this matter would actually be much easier to handle.It's just limited by aptitude, even if the old wizard wants to pass on Jonathan's own power first, there is no way to ask Jonathan to help take over the duties temporarily.

"Wait, what do you think of Connor?" Jonathan suddenly had a flash of inspiration, "Connor is a half-Kryptonian, so his magic aptitude should not be as low as Clark's? I remember that Luthor's bald boy's magic aptitude should be considered among ordinary people. not bad?"

"Aptitude is only one aspect, and there are many people who are suitable. But you should know that whether you are truly worthy of this power, your heart is more important." The old wizard looked at Connor, his expression was a little tangled, his eyebrows and beard were all frowned. group.

"Heart should be fine, after all, your inheritance requires a child with a pure heart." Jonathan thought for a while, "Connor is less than half a year old since he was born, and his heart is still a blank slate, so he should also meet the child's requirements. ?”

Although Connor had some objections to both "blank paper" and "children", he was a smart young man, so naturally he wouldn't bring it up to Jonathan at this time.

"That's enough. The problem is..." The old wizard seemed more troubled, "I need to find children over ten years old as descendants, because their souls are only a little mature at this age. Although this Kryptonian boy His character is good, but his soul is too young, I may not be able to wait that long..."

Neither Connor nor Jonathan expected that what didn't meet the requirements was because they were too young, not too old...

However, neither of them was disappointed. Connor had no concept of the Rock of Eternity at all, and felt that his Kryptonian strength was enough.And Jonathan just mentioned it in passing, not that he really wants to see a magical version of Super Shazam - that ability is too repetitive.

In contrast, Connor was more interested in Jason lying in the barrier.

"Is that the second-generation Robin? Red Robin's predecessor?" Connor asked. He had seen Ye Yi, and his current partner was Red Robin. He was still a little curious about the second-generation Robin caught in the middle. , "It looks very young, but they can actually participate in such superhero work. Are they really just ordinary people?"

"No, they're hookers." Jonathan shook his head, and after chatting with the old wizard for a while, he took Connor and Carl away from the Rock of Eternity.

From the lonely alien castle to Magical Romance, Connor thought that the so-called "daily life" of a superhero was basically the same, but he didn't expect that in the blink of an eye, he would usher in such an ordinary, ordinary to somewhat ordinary daily life.

The three people who left the Rock of Eternity did not teleport back directly, but boarded the train and came to an abandoned rural railway station.

To be honest, if it weren't for the rails on the ground and his super vision, it would be hard for Connor to even recognize this as a station, because both sides of the rails are covered with lush trees, which almost completely cover the dilapidated platforms. .

"Welcome to Smallville, the town with the highest density of aliens on Earth," Jonathan patted Connor, "plus you, now here are three Kryptonians and a Kryptonian Labrador dog."

That's true, there may be places on Earth—like the Justice League headquarters—that have a higher density of aliens, but they rarely live in the same small town.Although Clark has gone to Metropolis now, and Connor has only come back to live for a while, this will always be their home, and no one can change it.

"The family farm needs to grow other things, and usually needs a lot of wood, so I bought it here and planted trees." Jonathan said as he led them through the woods and came to a glass greenhouse, "Martha Recently, we have raised some tropical plants here, so we can ask her to come home with us by the way."

Connor was suddenly a little nervous. This was the first time he had seen this titular "grandmother". Even though there was a video call before, it was different after all.

For example, Jonathan, the real person looks younger than in the video, and is also more... Unpredictable?

Of course, Connor still likes Jonathan very much, he is a funny and generous elder, who wouldn't like it?Just judging from the "painful lesson" from Clark, Connor thinks it's better not to offend Jonathan easily.

There is also a beautiful building next to the glass greenhouse, which is a gymnasium, and there is also a large bathhouse inside. The hot spring water drawn from the mountain is very popular with the residents of the town.It was also funded and built by Jonathan, and then it became a public facility for the residents of the town. Of course, some daily cleaning and maintenance work will be carried out by turns, and there will also be special volunteer social service arrangements.

"Good afternoon, Joe, this is your nephew? How is the boy now?" A hale and hearty middle-aged uncle came out of the gym. It was already autumn and he was still wearing only a vest and sports shorts. His muscular body was not inferior to that of a young man The thick flaxen hair is the envy of countless bald boys and girls.

If others don't say it, it's hard to tell that this guy is in his fifties and almost sixties, and he is also an old friend who has known Jonathan for decades.

Of course, in comparison... Jonathan himself may look a little more incredible.

"Good afternoon, Alex." Jonathan also bumped his fists with Alex. "You know, Carl has been a little... Anyway, it's always good to go out for a walk more."

Since Carl came to the Kent family, he declared that he was Jonathan's nephew. Because both his parents died unexpectedly, he came to join his uncle.Anyway, Jonathan was originally an outsider in the town, so the explanation was acceptable—it was because of the sudden addition of an unfounded younger sister, who was enthusiastically "tortured" by a group of old guys for a long time.

A more detailed background story is that poor Carl suffered from autism and depression after an accident, so he didn't like to communicate with people, and he didn't like to come to town.

But it's much better now, at least with Jonathan, Carl is still willing to come to town with Jonathan for a couple of laps occasionally, although he still doesn't like to go to crowded places, and he never says hello to anyone.

"Poor kid." Alex looked at Carl sympathetically, and then he noticed Connor beside him, "This is... wait, you old bastard, you must not be sorry for Martha, right?"

Alex became serious in an instant, and it's no wonder he thought so, because even though Jonathan and Clark were not related by blood, they were still somewhat alike, which is one of the reasons why no one ever doubted whether Clark was Jonathan's biological child. It can also be regarded as fate across the universe.And Connor, as Clark's half clone, naturally looks more like Clark than ordinary children.

So Connor and Jonathan are still somewhat similar.Add in Connor's apparent age, and Jonathan's physical condition...it's hard not to think too much.

"Where are you going?" Jonathan punched Alex lightly in the chest, "Connor is my grandson, Clark's child."

"Clark?" Alex still looked skeptical, "Don't try to fool me, Clark hasn't turned [-] this year, has he? This kid looks about fourteen or sixteen."

"It's coming soon," Jonathan replied casually, showing a hesitant expression, "Well, in short, Clark and we only recently found out about this child, and the other party can't afford it, so we must also take responsibility Come on. No, I just went to pick it up and I'm planning to discuss it with Martha."

"It shouldn't be, that kid Clark, he seemed quite honest when he was young, but sometimes he was a little naughty." Alex muttered, but he still comforted Jonathan, "But things are like this, you should also look at it. , don’t blame Clark too much, young people often make mistakes, children are always innocent, anyway, your family does not lack this bread, it’s just that the poor girl is not married yet?”

"Who says it's not? Well," Jonathan sighed, "it's unfortunate..."

Connor:? ? ?

Although most of this is true, why...he suddenly felt a little pitiful for Clark?

The inexplicably slagged steadfast Luthor:? ? ?

Who the hell can't afford it?

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Jin Jiang swallowed his words again...

A few days ago, I went home after a long vacation, attended the wedding of my high school roommate, and dealt with a bunch of miscellaneous things, and then...

Play cards, play mahjong, play cards, play mahjong...

Ah, an update and I'll make it up!

感谢在2020-10-0423:31:57~2020-10-1204:38:33期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~

Thanks to the little angels who threw the landmines: Bai Ji, Uncle is not a comb, Zi Yunxin, and Shen Tiantian;

感谢灌溉营养液的小天使：风梦羽188瓶；一二叁思午30瓶；夏小柚20瓶；路人甲15瓶；十年温言、收割阳光、乱序和10瓶；妮妮3瓶；

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!