Give the prince a green hat [Transmigration Book]

The brothel is worthy of being a brothel. As soon as you enter the door, a strong smell of smoke and dust blows over your face. It is really a strong fragrance that makes people drunk. Everyone is drunk without wine, not to mention the rows of red and green, oily heads and powder noodles, and flowers. When you poke in the store, there are girls in a grand scene of a hundred flowers blooming.

When Liu Suantong was researching the cup sizes of those girls, she suddenly felt a slight vibration from the ground, and she yelled in her heart, could it be that it was an earthquake?

I saw a human-shaped object walking towards me, with a bucket waist, beer belly, elephant legs, unicorn arms, a face as big as a pot, big ears, mung bean eyes, sausage mouth, splayed eyebrows, double chin, and a nose that collapsed as if being pushed out by a bulldozer. In general, the powder on her face was so thick that it seemed that the powder would fly away from her anytime and anywhere.

The visitor stood still with his hands on his hips, causing the wooden floor under his feet to tremble and creak again.

The visitor stretched out his fat and trembling hand, pointed at Liu Suantong, and said:

"Avada Kedavra!"

Of course, this is the voice Liu Suantong dubbed for her in his heart, because this guy's nose is really too collapsed and his face is whitened/powdered, just like an inflatable version of Voldemort.

"Is this the girl sent by the prince's mansion?"

Next to her, a girl dressed like a cabbage ran up to her with a skirt and said, "Mother Hua, it's her."

Flower mother?It seems that this is the old bustard.

The old bustard nodded, squinted her small mung bean eyes, looked at Liu Suantong, and hooked her fingers: "You, come here."

Liu Suantong looked at the old bustard in front of him, and felt that the other party would probably kill him by sitting on his buttocks, so he ran to the old bustard obediently.

The old bustard stretched out a finger to lift Liu Suantong's chin, looked left, right, up, and down, so that Liu Suantong felt that the old bust probably took a few nose hairs from her. After counting clearly, he let go of his hand and said, "You look pretty good."

Xiaobaicai next to him interrupted again: "That's right, this is the original Mrs. Wang."

The old bustard raised her eyebrows in disdain: "Oh? What's wrong with the prince's wife? Haven't you fallen into the romantic arena? Let me ask you, what's your name?"

"My name is Liu Suantong." Damn, that name is so damn funny.

"No, no," Mother Hua shook her head, "This name is too ugly, since you entered our brothel, you must have a stage name."

Yeah yeah, change the name quickly, or I'll always feel like a solid piece of blue.

The old bustard went to Liu Suantong and smelled it, and said, "The smell on your body is quite fragrant. If so, you should be called Zhenxiang."

Liu Suantong suspected that there was something wrong with his ears: "What the hell?"

Xiaobaicai next to her said, "Zhenxiang, thank you, Mother Hua."

Liu Suantong laughed twice: "Hehe, thank you Mama Hua, I thank you on behalf of my ancestors for eighteen generations."

The old bustard smiled and patted her on the shoulder: "As expected of coming from the prince's mansion, the rich family knows the rules, thank you for the [-]th generation of ancestors, girls, learn a little bit. "

Then Liu Suantong heard those flower girls say in unison: "My family thanked Mother Hua on behalf of the eighteen generations of ancestors."

Liu Suantong felt that his IQ had been insulted.

According to the timeline, she should be in the finale of "The Domineering Prince's Little Wife", that is to say, after that, the damn fried rice is really delicious, so the problem is coming, next What should she do?

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Why do other people always wear it to the beginning or the middle of the book, and then master the script and cheats, and then play a supporting role with the protagonist of the original book, so that it is indescribable?She's going to come to this goddamn whorehouse and face a madam who looks like an inflated Voldemort and a bunch of brainless flower girls?

By the way, cheats, she remembered that the protagonists in the book-traveling novels she had read before all had cheats and systems of one kind or another.

Yes, she must have a system, but the system is asleep.

"Hey, hello, system, are you listening?"

"Hello? Hello? My mother, Hase? Are you anxious about the test? Sawadika?"

"I knocked my mother out and let my old lady come out, how can I repair it!"

Just as Liu Suantong was sitting on the bed and yelling at the air, someone knocked on her door.

"Sister Zhenxiang, Mother Hua asked you to pick up the guests."

The girl who came was Yin Yingying, who was sent by Mother Hua to be her little maid. She looked quite watery, and it belonged to the kind of looks that women and men would say cute and rub their heads when they saw it.Liu Suantong liked this girl's face quite a bit, but every time she called her name, she felt that she owed a beating.

This is how to do?Although I have lived so much in this world, in the original world I am still an older single old maid/woman. She is still a baby who has never experienced anything, weak, pitiful and helpless.

"Sakura, can I not go?"

Yin Yingying was very embarrassed and said: "But... it was Mother Hua who told you to go there. She said that she would give you a little time to burn incense. If you don't go down, she will ask someone to carry you down."

A stick of incense?One stick of incense is one stick of incense, right?Who is she?She was a 26-year-old invincible female schoolmaster who had never been in a relationship because she was smart enough to learn everything when she was in school, and her IQ was always greater than her EQ!Can't think of a way to keep your innocence?

"Go! I have my own way!"

Yin Yingying glanced at her worriedly, and said, "Well... well, sister Zhenxiang, be careful."

"By the way, I'm a little hungry, help me get something to eat."

"What do you want to eat?"

"Uh... Let's fry the rice."

A stick of incense time has passed...

Liu Suantong judged based on the vibration frequency of the ground. At this time, either a tricycle full of goods passed by outside, or a flower mother passed by.

"Zhenxiang, don't think that you are much more expensive than others because you came out of the prince's mansion. If you enter our brothel, even if you are a fairy daughter in the sky, you have to be obedient, or you will be beaten and starved. "

"Mother Hua, you also know that I come from the prince's mansion, and my words are somewhat unpleasant, but I still have to tell you the following words."

"Oh? What else do you want to say?"

"Mother Hua, come here, please sit here." Liu Suantong pulled out a chair for Mother Hua, let her sit on it, then sat down opposite her, poured her another cup of tea, and said, "Excuse me." Let me tell you bluntly, this brothel of yours is probably going to end."

After hearing this, Mama Hua was so angry that her brows stood on end: "What are you talking about?!"

"Don't get angry, just listen to me speak slowly. In the short time just now, I conducted a comprehensive analysis and statistics on your brothel, and the results are roughly as follows" While talking, Liu Suantong took out paper, ink, brush and inkstone from the drawer, and placed it in front of Mother Hua.

Then he said: "It has been an hour and a half since I entered this room. During this hour and a half, about 250 or two men passed by the door of our brothel, and among them, they would stop for a while to take a look at the door of our brothel." About 110 six men, that is, less than 110%. Among the 23 six men who stopped and stayed, 23 entered our brothel, which is less than 250%. Among these [-] men, only Three of them had sex with the girl, and the rest were just here to drink and eat, that is to say, only three of the [-] men who passed by our brothel had sex with our girl, doesn’t that explain the problem?”

Mother Hua glanced at her: "What do you mean?"

Liu Suantong circled the number 110 and said, "First of all, these 110 men stopped because they saw our signboard, so why didn't the other 130 men stay? That's because we The appearance of this brothel is not attractive enough; secondly, why did only 110 of the 23 six come in? That is because they think our brothel is not good enough for them to come in; secondly, why only three of us went to the girl What about getting a room? That's because our girls aren't attractive enough."

"Then what can I do!" Mama Hua said very dissatisfied, and she wiped her tears with a handkerchief, as if lamenting that the damn business is so fucking hard to do, "These days, there are brothels everywhere. It's very difficult for me to rob a family's business. Besides, our girls here are no worse than other people's!"

Liu Suantong patted her shoulder reassuringly, and said, "You don't have to be sad, it's not all the girl's problem."

Mother Hua looked at her with tears in her eyes: "Then what do you think should be done?"

Liu Suantong smiled, and then said while writing on the paper: "A company, ah bah, what are the elements for a successful operation of a brothel? One: formulate a correct business strategy; two, rely on technological progress, scientific management and other means , form its own competitive advantage; third, operate with integrity and establish a good reputation; fourth, abide by laws and regulations, and follow social morality."

Mother Hua stared at the four articles for a long time, but she didn't understand them, so she said, "What are you writing about?"

"If you don't understand, I can explain it to you. Let me start with the simplest one." Liu Suantong pointed to the last one with a pen and asked, "Mother Hua, is your brothel legal? The government, ah, no, the government allowed it, is there any illegal behavior such as tax evasion?"

Mama Hua stared and said, "This is a serious business!"

"Then the third article, are you operating with integrity? Have you deceived your customers?"

Mother Hua patted her chest and assured: "No!"

"Okay, so where is your competitive advantage?"

Mother Hua blinked: "What is a competitive advantage?"

"It seems that the problem lies here," Liu Suantong drew a circle on the second strip, put the piece of paper away, and said to Mama Hua, "Mama Hua, please call some of you later. The most beautiful girl here, give me seven days, after seven days, I guarantee that your business will be booming here!"

The author has something to say:

Unexpectedly, I found that this sand sculpture article is more popular than the previous suspense article hahahahahahaha

There must be such a thing as the protagonist's halo. Without the protagonist's halo, it is impossible. Can the protagonist without the protagonist's halo still be called the protagonist?Uh huh~

Recently, I was surprised to find that my level of watching TV dramas seems to be that of my mother's generation hahahaha I found that I really like watching Gongdou dramas hahahaha, after watching Story of Yanxi Palace these two days, Yu Zheng's aesthetics finally became normal