Give the prince a green hat [Transmigration Book]

On this day, a signboard was placed outside the brothel, and it was written: Anyone who comes to our store, no matter how much they spend, will get a pot of Fenjiu and a pair of duck feet.

Ever since, today's brothel is a little more lively than usual.

Liu Huaqing (hydrogen sulfide) was the only person who came to the brothel without looking for a girl to drink alone, and also the only person in the prince's mansion who came to the brothel to play.He is tall, dark-skinned, like a hairy marinated egg, always wearing the old clothes rewarded by the prince, not like a prince's mansion, but like a mountain villager.

As soon as Liu Huaqing arrived at the store, all the drinkers looked at him and smiled, and some shouted, "Liu Huaqing, why is your face tanned again!" After drinking, let’s stop drinking, let’s have a bowl of sauced beef.” Then he handed out a dozen or so big coins.

They loudly shouted on purpose again: "You must have stolen your daughter-in-law's jewelry and sold it!"

Liu Huaqing opened her eyes wide and said, "Why are you insulting people's innocence out of thin air?"

"What innocence? I saw you steal your daughter-in-law's hairpin the day before yesterday and put it in a pawn shop."

Liu Huaqing blushed, with blue veins bursting out on her forehead, and argued, "Can taking something belonging to my wife be considered stealing? Can something belonging to the whole family be considered stealing?"

Then came the difficult words, such as "home and everything prosper", and "husband and wife are birds of the same forest", which caused everyone to laugh, and the store was filled with a happy atmosphere.

"Officials, we have a new program today!"

Before seeing the person, they heard the voice first, and when they heard the shrill voice, they knew that it was Mama Hua who came. Sure enough, a bustard came out surrounded by many girls.Today, Mama Hua dressed up carefully. No matter the headgear, hairstyle, or clothes were different from the past, her whole face was radiant, like a blooming peony flower.

Then a guest said with a smile: "Mother Hua is very well dressed today, don't you want to go on stage by herself?"

Mother Hua stretched out her hand to pat that person, and said with a smile: "Deadly, how can someone like me dare to play, it's a newcomer from our brothel, that's called a shameful flower~"

"I don't know what kind of person it is, who can be praised by Mother Hua, please come up quickly."

So Mama Hua waved her hands behind her and said, "Come on, hurry up and invite Zhenxiang and the girls to come on stage."

Everyone was still wondering what kind of woman she was, who could afford a name like Zhenxiang and the praise of Mother Hua. Just as everyone stretched their necks and looked forward to it, the lights suddenly dimmed.

"Yo, here, what's going on here?" A group of guests looked at the dark room and asked in confusion.

"What are you arguing about?" Mama Hua said, "This is a special order from Miss Zhenxiang."

Suddenly, several rays of light poured down from the ceiling, illuminating the stage set up in the center of the brothel.A woman appeared in front of everyone's eyes, and when they saw her for the first time, they all sighed: Ah, what a peerless beauty who makes fishes and wild geese make noise, shy flowers close moon flowers and tremble~ It's just that her breasts are a little small. (I'm too lazy to write about looks and clothes, everyone can make up their own minds, anyway, it's impossible for the heroine of a novel to be unattractive.)

Soon, they noticed that there were four more women standing behind the beauty. Their appearances were also outstanding. They were the four golden flowers of the brothel: Chuntao, Xiahe, Qiuju, Dongmei.

Since Mama Hua said that she was going to lead a woman named Zhenxiang to meet everyone, Zhenxiang was supposed to be standing at the front, but she didn't know what they were going to do.

At this time, the girl Zhenxiang at the front, that is, Liu Suantong, stretched out her hand and snapped her fingers. At the same time, the music played, and the four golden flowers behind her also took their poses.

This is a tune that they have never heard before. It is like the erhu and Xiao playing together. It is beautiful and agile, like the drizzle in spring, nourishing people's hearts, and like the cool breeze in summer, sweeping people's hearts. skin.

At this time, Liu Suantong began to sing.

"She is a swipe of the setting sun, someone who knows how to appreciate it when you think about it; he has a blue cloud window, just waiting for someone to share it. She is a continuous piece of music, who knows how to sing when you think about it, He has eyes full of soft light, just waiting for someone to bloom for him."

When Liu Suantong's first words flowed out of his mouth, the people in the audience were stunned. This, what a beautiful singing voice, what a beautiful song!Liu Suantong's singing is melodious and melodious, just like the gurgling water of a mountain stream, sliding over the smooth stone surface, singing softly; it is also like a quiet bamboo forest in the depths of a secluded forest, where the breeze blows the bamboo leaves, making a crisp sound.

Not to mention the graceful dance of the four golden flowers and the beautiful song itself, which made everyone very curious, why have they never heard such a song?Could it be that this wonderful song was originally created by the Zhenxiang girl?If so, this Zhenxiang girl has a magnificent appearance, a beautiful singing voice, and is good at composing music. She is really a perfect woman—but her breasts are a bit small.

Next, Liu Suantong sang the climax of the song.

"Come~ be happy~ anyway, there will be a lot of time~ come~ love~ anyway, there will be a lot of stupidity~ come~ wandering~ anyway, there will be a lot of directions~ come~ pretentious~ anyway, there will be a lot of scenery~"

When Liu Suantong's charming voice came out, the audience immediately boiled, and everyone stood up one after another, clapping their hands and applauding.And the four golden flowers behind Liu Suantong also danced to the climax along with the singing.

But I saw them throwing off the water sleeves collectively, and the light-colored tulle sleeves flew out with their arms, flying in mid-air like clouds, and the petals originally hidden in the water sleeves also fluttered down one after another, as if a scene The sky is full of flowers and rain.Looking at the four golden flowers in the hazy flower rain, each one is as graceful as a weeping willow, as graceful as a water snake, as light as a flying swallow dancing, and as radiant as a lotus emerging from the water.

"Ah~itch~"

"Dafangfang fell in love with the appearance of love, and Meng Lang, who was obsessed with dreams in a roundabout way, became more and more panicked, more and more itchy, more itchy~"

After the song was over, everyone was still immersed in the wonderful song and dance and couldn't extricate themselves. They didn't know who started it first, and everyone in the audience shouted in unison.

"Zhenxiang! Zhenxiang! Zhenxiang!"

"Zhenxiang! Zhenxiang! Zhenxiang!"

"Zhenxiang! Zhenxiang! Zhenxiang!"

That scene, it was called a majestic mountain and river, overwhelming the mountains and seas, it was truly spectacular.

Liu Suantong's move attracted many customers to the brothel, but it made Hua's mother so happy that she didn't care about the fact that Liu Suantong didn't want to pick up customers. Anyway, there were already customers. Liu Suantong, let her specialize Take charge of singing and dancing to attract guests.Liu Suantong was also very happy, he didn't have to pick up guests, he just had to talk and rehearse the show for the four golden flowers.

However, what Liu Suantong didn't know was that shortly after the performance ended, that black skin named Liu Huaqing ran back to the Prince's Mansion to make a small report.

When Liu Huaqing ran to Yang Huaji's place, Yang Huaji was reading a book.

"My lord, I saw an acquaintance in the brothel."

Yang Huaji didn't even raise his eyelids, and asked, "Who did you see?"

"Husband...ah no, it's Liu Suantong, but she has changed her name to Zhenxiang now."

Yang Huaji took a look at him this time, and said indifferently: "Oh? Really?"

"Liu Suantong and the women from the brothel performed obscene songs to please the guests in the brothel, and they laughed so hard that they were all beautiful."

Yang Huaji closed the book with a snap, and said: "It seems that she is doing well, and the brothel is quite suitable for her."

"My lord, then what are you going to do next..."

"What can I have planned? Since she is living a prosperous life in that brothel, why should I bother her."

On the other side, the brothel.

Really smiling prettily, inflatable version of Voldemort, Mother Flower raised her orchid fingers, and said to all the girls: "Oh, I'm so happy today, thanks to our girl Zhenxiang."

"Mother Hua, you don't have to be so polite." She just didn't want to receive guests, and when the group of guests called her stage name just now, she always felt that there was a group of Wang × Ze sitting below.

Mother Hua looked at the four golden flowers behind Liu Suantong again, and praised: "There are also Chuntao, Xiahe, Qiuju, and Dongmei. You have done a good job too."

The four big golden flowers bowed to Mother Hua, and replied: "My family thanked Mother Hua on behalf of the eighteen generations of ancestors."

"Our brothel hasn't been this lively for a long time, and it won't pass in a short while, Zhenxiang," Hua's mother patted Liu Suantong's shoulder, and Liu Suantong was so excited. The whole person was shocked, and then said, "Our brothel, we will rely on you from now on."

"Rely on me?" Liu Suantong was confused.what does this mean?Could it be that the brothel is going to be handed over to her?Doesn't this make her a bustard?

Seeing that Mother Hua sighed, the tears in the corners of her eyes were faintly visible, she choked up and said, "To be honest, I, I'm afraid I can't lead you anymore."

A group of girls: "Mother Hua!"

Liu Suantong: "What's wrong with you?"

"A few days ago, I was unwell, so I went to see the doctor, and the doctor said, "" At this point, Mother Hua's tears had already fallen, and he quickly took out a handkerchief to wipe away the tears, and said, "The doctor It is said that I am a rare type of overweight, if not treated in time, my life will be in danger, and even if I recover, I will not be able to return to the brothel in the future."

A group of girls: "Mother Hua!"

Liu Suantong: "..."

Chuntao, one of the four golden flowers, hurriedly ran to Mother Hua and said, "Could it be a misdiagnosis? How could it be so serious?"

The other three golden flowers: "Yes! It must be a misdiagnosis!"

"I have seen many doctors, and they all got the same result. Obesity is very difficult to cure, and I, I am also really uncomfortable." Mother Hua wiped her tears, took Chuntao's hand, and said again The girl said, "Girls, I also want to go on with you, but unfortunately, I, I really can't do it."

A group of girls: "Mother Hua!"

Liu Suantong: "..."

Mother Hua shook her head and said with tears in her eyes, "Girls, before I leave, I have to give you one last word, please, please, don't let yourself gain weight."

A group of girls burst into tears: "Mother Hua! Take care!"

Liu Suantong: There is no wave in my heart and I even want to laugh.

The author has something to say:

cry!Cry for me!

That part of Liu Huaqing was a spoof of Kong Yiji

When I was writing this chapter, I kept repeating the single "Itch", and then I played it on a loop in my head all night, 'Come on ~ be happy~ Anyway, I have a lot of time bulabula' Oh, buy it!