How I Ruled the World by Cooking

As a male creature, how can he be called a man if he doesn't have a dream of dressing up as a woman!

——The well-known philosopher in God's Blessing Mainland, Eugene Shachiba Walker.

Now that they decided to go to the Holy City to go to school, none of the goblins could refuse Eugene's earnest gaze. They worked hard to overcome their natural fear of the cold that night, trying to get the small carts used to enter the city in the summer out of the warehouse. fish out.

Eugene:  …

These goblins can't stop their brains from getting hot.

An hour later, a group of frozen potatoes rolled back, shivering in the corner by the warm fire.

"It's cold, ma'am," trembling Jacob Walker, the real nephew of the mayor, "there's so—so much snow out there! The ground's all white! My God, it must be the Snow Goddess's wrath." , The snow has been getting bigger and bigger in recent years!"

His worry was not unreasonable. Even if the Goblin's house was a little shorter, the most snowfall in previous winters would not reach the window sills, and it never reached the eaves like this.

"That's right, why don't we go." Other goblins echoed. "The snow is so heavy, how can we walk with our height!"

Even if you are not tall enough to walk, Eugene sighed: "Don't worry about it, I will go by myself." And there is no need for a small trolley.

Are you going to stuff me in a cart and push me all the way to the college gate?

That's more than 950 kilometers, brother!

The goblins were shocked: "What!"

Aunt Bessie jumped up and grabbed his hands: "Oh my poor baby, my rose, how can you stand the frost and snow outside in the severe winter outside, so delicate!"

Eugene tried to pull his hands out, but Aunt Aria's hands were tightly bound, so he had to give up.

"We can still think of a way!" Blacksmith Bryce Green also firmly objected.

A group of goblins looked at Uncle Green excitedly. His ancestors were the first generation of residents here, and even named the village after their surnames.If there is really any way to make Eugene successfully arrive at the school before the registration date, it can only depend on him.

"What about the city lord? The city lord should have a solution."

"But we can't go into the city, the snow is too big."

The goblins looked at each other in blank dismay. The aristocratic Lord Kale obviously hadn't thought about how a group of impoverished goblins who grew up in the sixth district would go to the first district in just one month despite the blizzard.They didn't have a carriage, and they didn't have monsters that could be used to pull the cart. It was impossible for them to complete such a difficult long-distance marathon with their short legs.

If it was normal, they could still go into the city to seek help from the City Lord's Mansion, but now that the road is blocked by heavy snow, and they don't know when they will be able to stop, what if they can't make it in time to register?

Eugene smiled helplessly: "Don't worry, the Lord City Master came to Kale City with the grace of the God of Light. With his kindness and wisdom, he will not let us fall into this predicament."

Even if he didn't expect it when he gave the admission notice two days ago, he should have reacted to such a heavy snow, he is not a goblin!

So at the beginning, I couldn't think much more about getting mixed into a population with such a low IQ.

Trying his best to appease the many potatoes rolling around on the ground, Eugene put his arms around Aunt Bessie's shoulders and helped her lie down on the kang, and did not return to his hut until she fell asleep worriedly.The burrows of the goblins are very short, and even walking with Eugene's height feels quite cramped. The dim light of the kerosene lamp reflected in his dark pupils, causing oily flowers to explode and slowly dimming.

Dragon Slaying Warrior... In this world, there are still dragons?

really interesting.

"I thought they were all dead." Eugene didn't even bother to take off his coat, so he kicked off his shoes and fell on the bed.It has been 16 years since he woke up in this small village inexplicably. He seems to be a governor, but he doesn't know who he is, where he came from, and where he is going.He has the ability of brainwashing and bewitching like a dark creature—so he firmly believes that he must be a big figure in the dark camp—letting the goblins raise him up and firmly believe in his origin.

Then he found that he was quite willing to live in such a remote and backward small village, pretending to be a fool every day, running around the village with his face, and living a leisurely and stable life.

So he guessed that he might be a retired big shot from some dark camp, and he had a long lifespan.

until today.

"Dragon Slayer" Anthony Hall, the name suddenly touched his nerves that had almost nothing left but sleeping and playing, as if he had heard it somewhere before.

But I can't remember it.

Eugene covered the admission notice on his face depressedly, with the slightly protruding gilt on the tip of his nose, and gradually closed his eyes.

Darkness...familiar darkness...

"Sacrifice with the purest virgin blood...with the noblest royal blood..."

He has been sleeping here for a long time, so long that his memory is gradually blurring.

"...for you...with the deepest source of pain...for you..."

Who is calling?

There is a bloody smell spreading through the endless darkness.

Sweet smell.

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Eugene slept through the middle of the day, for the first time ever, when Jacob woke him up with a beaming face.

"Do you want to kiss each other?" Eugene was slapped directly out of his dream, with a murderous look on his face.

Jacob was overjoyed at the beginning, but now he suddenly realized that his face flushed red: "I'm sorry! I forgot that you are a girl!"

"I'm sorry! I'm really sorry, don't tell your father!"

? ? ?Brother, did you make a mistake.

"..." Eugene held his forehead, "Get lost."

"I'm leaving now." Jacob quickly went out, "Don't tell your father!"

Eugene stared blankly at his receding back, looking for something on the table that could be thrown without feeling distressed.

After being interrupted by this guy, he forgot all the dreams he had just now.

Eugene subconsciously ignored that he who flirts first is the cheapest, and logically pushed the responsibility to his cousin, rubbing his chin and trying to remember one or two things.In the past 18 years, he had only a handful of dreams, and he forgot them when he woke up, which is quite strange, but it is very likely that it has something to do with his lost memory.

But no matter how hard he tried, except for the ray of sweet scent in the dream, everything else was like an antelope's horns, passing by without a trace, and it was hard to find it again.

It can't be something good to eat, right?Eugene was almost amused by his own thoughts. He hid in a poor village and ate black bread for 18 years. Finally, he found himself a problem. Want to eat something good even in his dreams?

He walked out while guessing, seeing how happy Jacob was, he didn't think about it except that the city lord finally remembered this matter.

As expected, the people from the City Lord's Mansion were waiting outside.

O'Neill was holding back his anger at this time.

As a wandering mercenary, he has no surname or family, only a sword in his hand, fighting for a master worthy of allegiance.They only have one master, and the master has several mercenaries, let alone mercenaries.

Unfortunately, he was one of the two major mercenary regiments following Master Thomas Cecil during the failed siege in the Western Warcraft Forest four years ago.

What's more unfortunate is that immediately after Master Thomas was demoted to the sixth district, he stayed away from the holy city, and three of his four mercenary regiments followed him to this place.

Among them is O'Neill.

It is not easy to commit crimes and perform meritorious deeds, not to mention that the sixth district is peaceful and peaceful, and it is basically populated by civilians of moderate races. It got bloody, and then developed into a small-scale fight between the two sides.

He was almost desperate, even tigers, wolves and leopards were rarely seen in this ghostly place. The biggest animal he had killed in the four years he had been here was a wild boar whose head was messing around with the crops.There is no hope of redemption in this life, and the master doesn't know if he can go back to the first district, and even if he can go back, whether a piece of trash like himself can still be qualified to follow.

And now, he was even sent to pick up a goblin kid, "special enrollment for the poor", and go to the city lord's mansion to go to school by car.

For a 1.8-meter-five man, sitting in the goblin cave is quite difficult, let alone waiting for a long time.If O'Neill was a real mercenary back then, he could endure everything, but the four years of idle life had made him completely accustomed to the sloppy rhythm, waiting in an awkward posture made him irritable and impatient, and he almost wanted to walk away.

That's when Eugene Walker walked in.

O'Neal couldn't believe his eyes.

A pale and thin beautiful girl with black hair and black eyes!

Look at her frowning slightly, looking down elegantly, even the once famous Princess Euphemia, wearing her floor-length dress full of precious jewels, can never look more noble than a girl in coarse clothes!

And these goblins, these vulgar, little goblins, were they the ones who made her angry!

Let her live in a simple cave and sleep with poor-quality lamp oil. What if her eyes kissed by the goddess of the night are ruined? !

Let her wear a coat made of hemp thread, what if her delicate skin like rose petals is worn out? !

O'Neill drew his sword and stood up!

O'Neal HP -50.

The noble and elegant beautiful girl Eugene looked towards him and smiled at him apologetically: "It didn't crash, sir? I'm really sorry, my family doesn't have your tall physique, and they couldn't build the house high enough." .”

"No, it's okay." O'Neill replied stammeringly. The bump was really hard, and he could see the word "stupid" from the beauty of the girl's smile, "This house is tall enough. There are too many... No, what, I will help you fix the house another day..."

The more he said, the more he said: "I can repair houses, you don't know, I was a mercenary in the past-in fact, I am now, but now it is abolished, and the houses were built quickly and well before..."

Eugene: "..." You, get lost too.

If you don’t need your eyes, please donate them to others. If you don’t need your eyes, please donate them to others. If you don’t need your eyes, please donate them to others. Repeat the important words three times. I’m blinded by all my hard work. Face!

......Huh?Did I just say something?

What did you say?

Finished calf.

forget.

The author has something to say: I just like blowing Eugene crazy!

Eugene's face is pinched by himself (￣▽￣)