How I Ruled the World by Cooking

As I get older, my memory really gets worse.

After O'Neal was almost concussed by the furious goblins, Eugene finally managed to get out of the burrow.

The outside world is really cold, and the thick snow and ice cover the earth, gradually becoming more hard and solid.Many hardy trees had already started to wither and turn yellow, and the snowstorm seemed to be carrying out an indiscriminate sweep, trying to wipe out all living things in this area.

Eugene stood in the snow wearing a thick black overcoat, making his small face even more delicate and picturesque with red lips and white teeth.O'Neill glanced at it, and forced his face away while clutching his little heart.

"It's a man, it's a man..."

Eugene: "Hey, I heard that!"

His current condition is really not good.Eugene was not very afraid of the cold. To him, the cold wind that could freeze large areas of evergreen trees to death was nothing more than an autumn breeze, and the cold snow falling on his face was no different from rain.In other words, his magic resistance seems to be frighteningly high, and the changes in the elements can cause almost no damage to him.

But the physical aspect...

"Don't BB, you are here to give me a hand!" Eugene wrapped his coat around and kicked his legs out of the snow.

The snow fell so fast that the upper layers were not fully compacted.He came up from the ground, just as he assumed the stance of an independent literati, he sank in an instant.

It even continued to sink.

Who killed a thousand swords said that concentration is the essence, and I can't beat you to death when I go back to hell!

"Herod." Something approached, grabbed his back collar and pulled it out, while flapping its wings vigorously, trying to push him out of the ground.

Eugene finally crawled out of the snow and lay down exhausted on the ground to breathe out.The two red-winged horses that helped him stuck out their tongues and licked his face back and forth, and the flapping wings behind them brought up large snowflakes every time.

And behind them, there was a strangely shaped carriage parked on the snow.There are no wheels, and the car has only two smooth bases like a sled, but it does not touch the ground, but is suspended in the air about half a meter above the ground.

"The road is blocked by heavy snow, and ordinary carriages can no longer go." O'Neill finally found out how to face this beautiful young man, "The city owner was worried that you would not be able to enter the city, so he specially sent me to drive .You haven't learned magic yet, it's better not to stand on the snow, it will sink."

"Be careful not to touch those horses, they like to lick ice things," he added.

"Oh my God, what you said was really timely, I'm so touched." Eugene climbed into the car with a face full of drool, and the cold wind blew ice scum all over his face.Chiyiju turned his head reluctantly, trying to continue nibbling on the hem of his clothes.O'Neill stepped on the front of the carriage, reined in the two horses, raised his whip, and his fiery red wings kicked up a vast expanse of white snow dust. The floating magic circle under the carriage shone slightly, and drove forward quickly.

Behind them, a group of bluish-frozen goblins poked their heads, watching the carriage disappear into the white sky.

"Hasn't there been such a heavy snow in previous years?" There is obviously a heating circle in the carriage, the thick carpet spreads out warmth, and all possible sharp places such as the corners of the table are wrapped in unknown leather , bordered by golden horse chestnut vines - that is the symbol of the Cecil family.And in the corner of the carriage, a pot of fresh, delicate green seven-leaf vines is stretching its branches and leaves, climbing towards the surrounding pillars.

"It's rare within the eighth district, Mr. Walker." O'Neill got into the car as if a certain working mode button was activated, "From outside the ninth district, the weather is very cold, and things bigger than this are very common. But not in the interior. The snow is said to cover most of the sixth to fourth districts, and even extends outward."

It is absolutely impossible for the normal climate to be so extreme that it alarmed the big figures of the Holy City Church. It is said that Archbishop Christian even personally communicated with the God of Ice and Snow to solve the disaster.

O'Neill's status was too low to understand what happened. He only knew that the snow was still falling, and it was getting heavier and heavier.

He didn't tell Eugene about this, but obviously the goblin boy who had just grown up also realized something, and began to fall silent.The two didn't speak any more along the way, only the whistling of the strong wind and the chirping of the red-winged horse rang out from time to time.

Contrary to O'Neill's worries, in fact Eugene didn't have any anxiety, and he even found a little fun in it.A hint of intrigue fun.

To him, it didn't matter how many lives were affected by the snow. In Eugene's senses, he didn't have awe for life. All the gentle appearances were just because acting was fun enough, and he wasn't tired of this kind of thing. The feeling of being pampered by everyone.

But now, another, even more interesting stuff popped into view.Breaking away from the small goblin village where life is the same, he suddenly finds that the outside world is wider and more bizarre than he imagined.

The most important thing is that, out of a huge self-confidence that has no reason, he is sure and sure that he can sneak in and stir up a splash, completely mix up the water, and then stay out of it and watch the fun.

According to the "Continental Epic", this blessed land was born in the hands of the two supreme gods of light and darkness, and the changing seasons and the impermanence of the climate are controlled by the gods under the two, even if there are occasional small mistakes It can also be reversed quickly.In other words, it is absolutely impossible for this land to be affected by disasters for no reason, unless the gods who control such disasters want to do so.

So what exactly does this ice goddess want to do?Is she trying to kill something?What kind of existence is that thing?

Eugene was thinking wildly in the extravagant and luxurious carriage, he had many strange thoughts and guesses, so for the first time he laughed from the bottom of his heart.Excitement, excitement, these two strange emotions that he thought he didn't have were bubbling. He couldn't wait to arrive at the City Lord's Mansion and set foot on the road to the first district of the Holy City.

Then, see their surprised and even panicked expressions.

"Just think about it and be happy!" The happy Eugene kicked the carriage, canceled the soundproof formation, and shouted at O'Neill, "Drive!"

O'Neill was irritable: "You can do it! If you don't, just shut up!"

......

The threat of snow disaster was nothing to mention under the power of money. The suspended carriage successfully arrived at the city in just ten minutes, and the wide and stretching city wall appeared in front of them.As the residence assigned by the second heir of the Cecil family, even if it is a place of relegation, the family cannot really send him to a dangerous place.The city wall of Kale City is made of black iron, and there are reinforcement circles engraved every [-] meters. The configuration is much higher than that of the general walls of the sixth district, and even comparable to that of the fourth district.Even under the impact of the blizzard, this huge black monster obviously had no intention of giving in. The red-winged carriage gradually fell all the way until it was close to the snow-free ground. The horse retracted its wings and landed on the ground for the first time On the ground, the hoofs hit the rocky pavement, making a crisp sound.

Eugene raised his head and saw the light of the magic circle shining in the sky. Several hundred meters above the ground, there was a huge magic circle covering the entire city, protecting the residents from the snow disaster.

Under the church doctrine that neatness and symmetry are called beauty, the road planning of Kale City is quite honest. The carriage enters from the gate of the city, and there is almost no sense of turning along the way, and the gate of the City Lord's Mansion is seen.

"Mr. Walker, please." The girl in maid outfit bowed respectfully and stood by the car door.

"It's troublesome." Eugene jumped out of the car door and looked around. The four seasons are like spring, and he can't help but sigh that the Cecil family has a big business, and the city lord's mansion even has geothermal heating in the garden.He took off the wrapped black coat and handed it over, revealing the pleats of the skirt with lace hanging underneath.As the breeze blew by, the black velvet socks outlined with lace wrapped the legs softly and movingly.

The maid looked confused: "Mr. Walker?"

O'Neill froze in place with his mouth open.

Eugene: "Huh?" Proudly akimbo.

I've been saving this little Lolita dress for a long time, just for the day I go out and become a blockbuster!

"Ah, no, it's nothing, Mr. Walker." The maid tried her best to return her shocked face to a standard smile, "Please, please, come with me."

Even if it's a big guy in women's clothing...it's just a big guy in women's clothing, right? The nobles in the first district can't do anything, and the sisters have seen the market before, so why are you surprised?

But beauty to this extent is indistinguishable from male and female.

Simply, simply perfect... as if it is not a human creation.

Satisfied with the maid's reaction, Eugene smiled and followed her forward.The sound of the little leather shoes hitting the ground seemed to fall on her heart every time.Endless tenderness and maternal grandeur suddenly surged in the young girl's heart. She was obviously born to be a domestic servant, an object, a vase that should not have her own thoughts.But now, endless love envelops her, rushes violently, and bewitches her.

Before reaching the reception hall, the maid who was originally loyal to the Cecil family completely fell under Eugene's skirt.

She welcomed Eugene into the reception room like a master, knelt on the ground and poured good flower tea for him, her voice was full of apology and dissatisfaction with the real master: "Please wait here for a moment, Master Thomas is receiving guests from the Holy City , I'm afraid it will take a while before I can see you."

"Visitor from the Holy City." Eugene smiled maliciously, "Who is it?"

He used the tip of his toes to play with the maid's chin, and the girl smiled hollowly and lowered her head to kiss his shoes.

"I don't know very well, dear sir." The maid was fascinated by his smile, and her voice full of love was extremely soft, "But I have left that man's cloak and his cane... ..that appears to be a cardinal.

"My love, my master."

The author has something to say: Eugene: I'm a messy person, and I like to wear women's clothes, but everyone knows that I'm a real man.

Constantine: I think so.