cat blues

When Osamu Dazai took the Shinkansen from Sendai all the way to Tokyo, it was almost five o'clock.There is an express train on the Shinkansen from Sendai to Tokyo, and it only takes one and a half hours to get there.But even so, Osamu Dazai was also full of dissatisfaction.He had planned to go to Kamakura with Oda Tsukuru and Mr. Yukichi to see if he could find the mansion again, but the dead white hair that appeared out of nowhere ruined all his plans. .

When he got out of the car and came to the platform, he saw Oda Sakunosuke not far away looking over here, and he quickly stepped forward, "Oda Saku, where is Mr. Yukichi?"

"Mr. Gojo and the others took me to the Tokyo Metropolitan Higher School of Magic and Magic." Oda Sakunosuke also breathed a sigh of relief after receiving the person, "Let's go there too, the distance is a little bit far away. We will have to take a car for a while to get there. "

"This name is too long." Osamu Dazai followed him forward, making complaints casually.

"I think so too. Mr. Gojo said that you just need to call them the Tokyo Conjuration College." Oda Sakunosuke said calmly, and then led him to another JR line, "It is said that there is another one in Kyoto, which is the only one in Japan. The two conjuration colleges can be regarded as sister schools."

"How many students are there in the school?" Osamu Dazai asked curiously.

"There are only three or four people in one grade." Oda Sakunosuke replied.

Osamu Dazai frowned very tightly, he turned his head and glanced at Sakunosuke Oda, "This is very unreasonable."

"If according to the information I have seen before, at least 1 people die due to the curse every year, is the number of conjurers who can deal with the curse too rare?" Osamu Dazai tapped his knee lightly with his finger , "No matter how weak a single curse is, if there are too many, even ants can kill an elephant."

And since it is a curse, there must be various abilities, just like the supernatural abilities in their world, and the various supernatural abilities must be different from each other.Among other things, powerful people with supernatural powers, such as the legendary transcendents, must be very powerful, but no matter what kind of transcendents, as long as they have superhuman abilities, they will definitely be useless in the face of their disqualification in the world.

There are upper and lower levels of ability confrontation between different abilities, and there are also upper and lower levels of energy levels. Except for the ultimate anti-different ability user like himself, other ability users meet Shibusawa Tatsuhiko. There is only one dead end for the white unicorn.

Since there is such a difference between supernatural powers, then as the main unnatural power of another world, curses or incantations must also have the same difference.

Therefore, since there are so many incidents caused by curses, correspondingly, theoretically, there must be a certain number of conjurers who can solve the problem. However, according to Oda Sakunosuke, there are only two conjurations in the whole country. Schools, each school has only 12 students. According to this situation, the ratio between the magician and the curse is completely disproportionate.

Not to mention that curses still come from people's negative emotions. There will only be more and more curses, but there are only so many people who can get rid of curses. Is this really okay?

"Even if there is a problem, it is not something we can solve." Oda Sakunosuke stretched out his hand and patted him on the back. "This is their world after all. We can't intervene in it, and we can't intervene at all."

"You're right." Osamu Dazai tilted his head back, and then said with a smile, "Speaking of which, Mr. Yukichi should be cooking by now, right? I'm really looking forward to this evening meal."

He didn't ask why Oda Sakunosuke was in the Conjuration High School, nor why the other party was willing to accept them. After all, such a thing can be seen at a glance, and the reason is very simple. It can only be that Oda Sakunosuke exposed that they are from The identity of a person from another world, but so what, they originally wanted to go back, and the reason to find the magician was to go back, so it would be a good idea to reveal their identities earlier.

Oda Sakunosuke also laughed, "You're right, Mr. Yukichi found out that there is no decent canteen in the school, and when only convenience store-style lunches are provided, he immediately rolled up his sleeves and ran to cook. "

"After all, it's Mr. Yukichi." Osamu Dazai kicked his feet, thinking that he could look forward to a delicious dinner later.

When they came to the high school of conjuration in the deep mountains, Osamu Dazai looked at the super long stone steps like a path, and he felt a little uncomfortable, "Hey, why is this school located at such a high place? place!"

"Probably, for exercise?" Oda Sakunosuke touched his head uncertainly, "Dazai, I think it shouldn't be a problem for you to run up?"

"Being able to run and being willing to run are two different things!" Osamu Dazai followed Oda Sakuyuki to the top of the approach path without panting so much, and came to this place that looked more like a temple or a shrine than a school. place, he said with some dissatisfaction.

"I see, do you want me to carry you up next time?" Oda Sakunosuke asked following his words.

"No, there's no need." Although I really wanted to be lazy, but I felt that if Odasaku betrayed me, I would definitely be exposed by Mr. Ranpo when I went back, and then the little man would laugh at me crazily, and the society The boss would also want to arrange things like physical exercise for himself, but he didn't want it.

When they entered the school cafeteria, they heard an excited voice from a distance, "It's delicious!"

"Delicious!"

"How can it be so delicious!"

What's even more frightening is that most of these people who are eating like crazy are still in disheveled clothes, looking at Yuji Maomao who is at a loss.

When the big cat saw them coming in, it quickly ran towards them, gesticulating in a hurry.

"Hahaha, it's okay, it's okay." Gojo Satoru, who was naked from the upper body just now, had already put on his clothes, and he said to the two people who came with a smile: "The food made by this cat is really delicious. I know why, the few of us couldn't help but want to take off our clothes after eating."

Yukichi Maomao tried to hide behind Oda Sakunosuke. It was really afraid of this man. He was the first to take off his body after taking a sip of the white jade red bean paste he brought. clothes, and even threw the blindfold off his face.

This man's action of letting go of himself also shocked several of his students, but the others took a bite of the knotweed Youren and burst their clothes, but they still clung to the bowls and chopsticks in their hands, After crazily sucking the wind into their mouths, everyone couldn't help but stretched out their hands towards the food in front of them.

Then, after a strange cry, all the staff took off their clothes. The only thing that was okay was that the girls were just a little disheveled, and the boys, well, the upper half of the male students' clothes were all taken off.

The only panda that didn't need to eat was drooling enviously at this scene.

But this weird undressing scene is different for big cats. For cats, this is really scary!

Yuji Maomao felt that this man might have some strange hobbies, and it was because of this guy that his students were influenced by him and also took off together, it was definitely like this!It decided to stay away from this guy!

"Well, don't be like this." Gojo Satoru put on the blindfold on his face again with a smile. He was the quickest and had already eaten most of the food. At this time, out of conscience, he left a little bit for his students It's a little bit of a way to survive, but even so, the few teenagers and girls over there almost didn't perform martial arts on the table because of one bite.

Gojo Satoru walked over with a smile, and said to the big cat as if he was familiar with it: "Hey, Mr. Cat, I know you have prepared a lot of sweet desserts, right? Take them out, I really like desserts Oh yes. Besides, you see, they are all developing children. Such a small amount of food can't fill their stomachs. Your two companions came over again. They must have not eaten dinner, so it's better to make more point?"

Dazai Osamu resolutely stepped forward and slapped Gojo Satoru's hand that was trying to catch the cat, "Mr. Yukichi is also very tired from cooking, can you please be a little self-aware?"

"Oh, don't fight each other like this, I'm not wrong, aren't you——" Gojo Satoru completely ignored Dazai Osamu, but cutely begged Big Cat with his palms together, "Make more snacks, I Whether it’s Western or Japanese, as long as it’s dessert, I really like it.”

Yuji Maomao leaned back again, obviously didn't want to get too close to this guy, but what this guy said was really reasonable, looked at the two girls who were almost torn apart over a piece of rice cake on the table over there Child, it ran back to the kitchen decisively.

After a while, the big cat came out with another pile of white jade red bean paste. At the same time, the big cat rolled up its sleeves and entered the kitchen again, intending to continue cooking.

"Ha, it turned out that after running for a long time, there was no big meal. There was only a group of little devils who almost disappeared, and there was a shameless teacher who insisted on grabbing dessert. Are we being forgotten by Mr. Yuji? ?" Osamu Dazai sighed helplessly, "It's really bad luck."

Oda Sakunosuke put a bowl of white jade red bean paste in front of him, "Have some snacks first, Mr. Yukichi looks very serious in his eyes, and will never forget you."

"Odasaku, you have to complain at this time." Osamu Dazai reluctantly scooped up the red bean paste and put it into his mouth. The finely ground red bean paste had just the right sweetness. He added some processed wisteria flowers, which added some wonderful flavors to the red bean paste. After taking a sip of the red bean paste, his eyes immediately became brighter, and even the breath around him became much softer.

"Sure enough, Mr. Yukichi, the craftsmanship is really good." Oda Sakunosuke couldn't help but sigh with emotion.

"You guys are so kind, you can often eat Mr. Cat's handicrafts." The white-haired teacher who had the cheek to sit next to the two said with a smile, "And it's unbelievable that you won't burst your clothes after eating it."

"No, it's us who should say it's unbelievable. We've never seen anyone undress before eating." Osamu Dazai couldn't help but venomously said.

"It is said that Mr. Nakiri Senzaemon over at Totsuki is interested in taking off his clothes when he eats delicious food." Oda Sakunosuke on the side said, "And it is said that people from the Nakiri family tasted delicious food. When it’s delicious, you can’t help taking off your clothes, and it even affects the people around you, making them unable to take off together even if they haven’t eaten.”

"Then what, isn't it too indecent?" Dazai Osamu said with a twitching corner of his mouth when he was eating happily.

"Indeed..." Oda Sakunosuke couldn't help reaching out to support his chin, "But it seems that the men who really took off are all men. I haven't heard of any negative news about girls."

"Tsk, what a pity, I thought I'd hear some pretty news, what a pity." Gojo Satoru couldn't help but interjected.

Osamu Dazai didn't want to talk to him at all. He took his own bowl and hid to the other side. Look at the bowl in the opponent's hand that was empty in less than 2 minutes. The act of coming out to grab food from one's own hands.

Yujimao cooks very fast. After all, it has considered the growing period of young girls and the need to eat more from the beginning, so it has prepared a lot of semi-finished products, and plans to cook them in time if necessary. send it up.Moreover, Oda Sakunosuke and Dazai Osamu will come later, Big Cat has also taken into account, so he also prepared meals for them in advance.

At this time, after Dazai Osamu and Oda Sakunosuke ate the desserts that they had eaten in advance, Big Cat’s follow-up dishes were also delivered, such as tempura, thick egg yaki, miso seaweed, bone-in sausage, fried chicken Cucumbers, side dishes, and miso soup were all served, but it was different from the students. Oda Sakunosuke's dinner plate had an extra bottle of hot sauce, while Dazai Osamu's dinner plate had an extra pile of crab meat.

"Ah, the canned crab that Mr. Yukichi bought is actually for you." Gojo Satoru couldn't help but said, "I originally wanted it to be made for me to eat, but I obviously paid for it, tsk."

"Hmph..." Osamu Dazai triumphantly picked up the crab meat with his chopsticks and stuffed it into his mouth. Although it was a canned crab that he bought, after taking it out, Yukichi Maomao did some processing on the crab meat to remove the crab meat. It is made after adding the overly heavy fishy oil on top and adding other seasonings for seasoning.

Osamu Dazai ate very happily. The food on the plate in front of him was all his favorite food. When he was halfway through eating, Maomao Yukichi brought out two large bowls of Isoyaki from the kitchen. The just right rice cake is wrapped in seaweed and sprinkled with seasonings. One bite is full of happiness. No wonder the teenagers and girls over there will go to war for this piece of rice cake.

"Hey, Mr. Yukichi, are there any sweets?" Gojo Satoru simply ran to the kitchen, "I want sweets!"

Yuji Maomao looked at him speechlessly, and finally ran to make dumplings for him as if surrendering. After all, there were still a lot of semi-finished products left when making white jade.

Yuji Maomao moved quickly and began to boil the syrup. By the way, he took out the dough on the side and divided it into three groups. He added matcha powder and Maomao's special wisteria flower to it, which was regarded as coloring the two doughs.

Afterwards, the big cat opened two pots at the same time, one for the sauce and the other for the dough. After the dough was cooked and cooled in ice water, the big cat skewered the dumplings in groups of three, and finally poured them on Sauce.

"It's amazing, Mr. Cat, how did you learn these dishes?" Wujo Satoru had already picked up a bunch of skewers and began to eat them there.

Yuji Maomao sighed helplessly, but still left most of the dumplings to him. He only took two bunches of dumplings and walked out. The teenagers outside had already eaten just now and their stomachs were bulging. They will definitely not be able to eat this anymore, so don't embarrass their stomachs.

Yukichi Maomao walked to Dazai Osamu, put two strings of meatballs between him and Oda Sakunosuke, and asked them to take them by themselves, then sat down.

On the other side, the boys and girls who were full couldn't help but surround them.

"Thank you for your hospitality, Mr. Cat!" Zenyuan Maki, a second-year student, was the first to express her thanks generously. After putting her clothes back on neatly, the girl in pair-frame glasses looked graceful.

"Yes, Mr. Cat, the food you cook is super delicious." Wild Rose Kizaki couldn't help but said, "It's so delicious that it explodes."

I don't know if it's because the girls are hanging out with the boys or for some other reason, they are obviously two very good-looking girls, and their behavior and even their usual behavior look more like teenagers.

"Salmon..." The dog beside him also nodded in agreement.

"Mr. Cat, your craftsmanship is really good." Knotabagi Yuhito stroked his protruding belly and couldn't help admiring.

Fu Heihui, who had the most common sense, couldn't say anything else at this time, and could only nod very honestly, "Mr. Cat, anyway, thank you for your hospitality."

Yukichi Maomao still remembered the spectacular scene where the group of teenagers and girls took off their clothes while eating. At this time, when they saw them surrounding them, they hid beside Oda Sakunosuke in a panic. Seeing this scene, Gojo Satoru was eating meatballs He said, "Hey, you guys, don't scare this cat."

"Ah, teacher, you're actually eating meatballs again! You're too cunning!" The boy with knotweed, whose stomach was already round, couldn't help but say.

"Well, don't pay too much attention to such small things, anyway, you can't eat it, can you?" Gojo Wujo said with a smile.

Seeing several boys tossing together with their teacher again, Zenyuan Maki took the lead and said: "In this case, let's go back first, I still have a report to write."

The dog Juanji also nodded, and the panda couldn't help crying and ran away as early as when they were enjoying themselves.

"I'm leaving first too." Nagasaki Wild Rose also said, "You two handsome guys, do you want me to take you to the dormitory?"

"Ah, Nagizaki, why do you call them handsome guys? I'm obviously very handsome, too." Gojo Satoru couldn't help but yelled.

"Shut up, you're really annoying." Nagasaki Ye Qiangwei couldn't help yelling at him, how could this annoying guy look as good-looking as the two little brothers in front of him!

"Then please take care of this heroic lady." Osamu Dazai showed a perfect smile towards the girl.

Nagazaki Wild Rose, who always thought the other party was handsome, suddenly felt as if her heart had been shot by Cupid's arrow, her face turned red uncontrollably, and her voice became softer involuntarily, "No, no problem ,plz follow me."

Osamu Dazai stood up immediately with a smile, and bowed to her in an unusually gentlemanly manner.

Kagezaki's heart was screaming, and Oda Sakunosuke also stood up. Just when they were about to leave with the girl, Oda pulled the cat up, "Mr. Yukichi is also with us."

Yukichi Maomao was stunned for a moment. It originally planned to clean up the dishes later, but it was pulled by Oda Sakunosuke, and it also stood up.

Osamu Dazai smiled and said, "Mr. Yukichi, don't spoil them too much. It should be their job to clean up the dishes."

Yuji Maomao looked back uncertainly, and saw that the most serious Fu Heihui had already nodded to him, "Please leave the cleaning work to us."

Only then did Yuji Maomao nodded, and walked out with the people around him.

"Ah, Mr. Cat, wait a minute." Gojo Satoru, who somehow escaped from between the two students, quickly ran to Yukichi the big cat, "Mr. Cat, I want to eat raspberry egg tart tomorrow, Matcha warabi cake and chocolate mousse."

As he spoke, he wanted to take out his bank card from his pocket and hand it to the other party, but he saw that Osamu Dazai had stuffed a bank card into the big cat's paw, and he still told the big cat, " Mr. Ji, don't get too used to them guys, just buy whatever you want, don't be polite to him."

Yukichi Maomao looked at Osamu Dazai in shock. This seems to be Gojo Satoru's bank card, right?How could it be in his hands?

Gojo Satoru himself was also curious about this question, but then he figured it out, his no-lower-limit spells couldn't block this man who was said to be called Yandao, so it's not surprising that he would be taken away by the other party , He didn't refute Osamu Dazai's words, instead, relying on his height advantage, he managed to touch the big cat's head without standing on tiptoe, "This kid is right, as long as there is something he wants to buy, he can just swipe it."

After he finished speaking, he turned his head and waved to the two students, "I'll leave this to you."

"Mr. Gojo, may I ask you to leave my cat?" Osamu Dazai said a little annoyed.

"Oh, don't be so stingy." Gojo Satoru led the cat forward with a smile.

"Hey, wait for me!" Dazai Osamu hurriedly chased after him.

Oda Sakunosuke hurriedly nodded to the girl who was supposed to take him and others to the dormitory, and followed.

"Gojo Satoru!!" In a blink of an eye, Nagasaki Ye Qiangwei, who found that the handsome guy was gone and even the cat was gone, let out an angry roar.