cat blues

Gojo Satoru was sitting in the classroom, his hands were very childishly plugging his ears, and Noctua Motha on the side looked at his dead state, and was almost mad at him.

"Teacher, your luck this time is too bad." Knotabagi Yuhito beside him couldn't help but said.

Gojo Satoru glanced at the disciple who didn't know anything. This description may not be accurate, after all, he was wearing a blindfold, and only he knew what kind of expression he just made.

"You were actually regarded as a criminal suspect. If Mr. Yan Dao and the others hadn't picked you up, you would have spent the night in the police station tonight." Knotabazu Yuhito continued.

Fu Heihui on the side interrupted him, "No, the conjurer has connections with the upper-level police, so he won't really be detained."

"But that's not too good, is it? Maybe Teacher Yizhizhi is going to contact you again?" Yuzu Yuhito couldn't help retorting.

Gojo Satoru turned his head away, too lazy to look at these two idiot disciples.

It all started after that day. Of course Gojo Satoru knew that Oda and Yandao were not using their real names, but so what, the original name was not what he cared about. The real problem was the relationship between the two of them. Is this world harmful.

But after seeing the cat, Gojo Satoru confirmed that these two people were safe, even though the one named Yan Dao sometimes showed a very dangerous aura, but in general they were still safe.

This can also be seen from what they did later.

Yan Dao and Oda claim that they are detectives, and Yan Dao has indeed shown extraordinary observation skills. No matter what kind of case he has seen, he can basically mark the real culprit and things that need attention in an instant. , especially for conjurers, the information obtained before they need to exorcise the curse is almost all vague. How to determine whether the opponent is a first-level or second-level curse spirit can only rely on experience.

But these ambiguous information are almost transparent in front of Yan Dao. What kind of strength is on the other side, where it may be hidden, and what needs attention, Yan Dao can tell at a glance.

Thanks to him, when the first and second grade students went to exorcise the curse, it could be said that they fought with strategies. Although it was indeed a fierce battle, there was no danger in the real sense. of.

Whenever this happens, no matter whether it is the first grade or the second grade, they can't stop praising that Yandao guy, which makes Gojo Satoru very upset. Is his prestige as a teacher replaced by that brat?

But what upset him even more was elsewhere.

It must be revenge for leaving him alone in Sendai. Yandao has been against him since the day he came here. Gojo Satoru has experienced many times when he has to pay after eating. The purse missing thing.

But this is just a trivial matter, anyway, his uncle Wu Tiao can always find someone to help him pay the bill, the problem is the future!Sometimes the desserts he bought would inexplicably appear on the tables of the students and become the afternoon tea that Yan Dao invited them to eat.What's even worse is that he bought the ingredients and went to Yuji Big Cat to make desserts. As long as he wasn't by Big Cat's side all the time, he would definitely be eaten by Yan Dao not long after it was baked!

Desserts are robbed of hatred!

Today's incident was also when he went shopping. That guy Yandao probably dug a hole for him, but neither he nor Yandao expected that there would be a murder case. As for making himself a suspect because of the murder case , he would never admit that it was caused by his cheap mouth.

"But Mr. Yandao is really amazing. No matter what kind of materials are given to him, he can tell them at a glance." Knotabagi Yuhito over there is still feeling emotional, and the mouth protruding from the back of his hand has already mocked Said: "That kind of kid who is so black, you actually think he is a good person?"

"But as far as the facts are concerned, Mr. Yandao is indeed a good person." Hirohito Katsuobu couldn't help but said, "You can't conclude that the other party must be a bad guy just because there may be shadows in his heart. After all, just think about it. If you have ideas, just don't pay It's not a bad thing to realize it. And in fact, these days, Mr. Yandao has been helping us solve our troubles, and also helping the police station with cases, he is a very good person."

"Tsk..." Two-faced Su Nuo didn't bother to argue with him, just shut his mouth and disappeared from the back of his hand.

And Yandao, the center of the topic, that is, Dazai Osamu, is doing the final cleaning in the police station at this time. He just wanted to play tricks on the other party, so that the other party could feel the feeling of being scolded for eating a king's meal, so he even touched it. Gojo Satoru's mobile phone, but who would have thought that a murder would happen at the scene.

"However, when you think about it, there is nothing surprising." Osamu Dazai said to Sakunosuke Oda who was waiting for him, "After all, just like our side, the Metropolitan Police Department in Tokyo is said to be busy all day long, and this world is still busy. There is a curse or something, maybe it will further deepen people's abuse of violence?"

"It's really bad." Oda Sakunosuke said with a sigh.

"Who says it's not." Osamu Dazai shrugged his shoulders, and then he became curious again, "Speaking of which, the voice of the other magic spirit on the boy with the knotweed stick is a bit similar to that of you, Oda Saku."

"Well, I found out too." Oda Sakunosuke looked serious. He had heard the mouth on the back of his hand talking when he first saw Knotabazu Yujin. At first he thought the voice was familiar. When we met again later, I realized that it was my voice, wasn't it?It's just that the tone and tone are completely different.

He said with some emotion, "I really didn't expect that my voice could be so...dangerous?"

"Pfft ha ha ha." Osamu Dazai couldn't help laughing, "Oh, I don't think the voice of that guy named Liangmian Su Nuo is as listenable as yours, Odasaku."

"Is there?" Oda Sakunosuke scratched his head in doubt.

"Well, it's a pity that Knotweed is a young man." Osamu Dazai kept a perfect smile on his face, but his eyes were dark, like sludge that could suck people into it.

"We are not professionals in this area. We will ask Lord Ghost Lantern when we go back. Maybe he knows how to solve it." Oda Sakunosuke said with certainty.

"That's true." Osamu Dazai shrugged and relaxed, "Speaking of which, Mr. Yukichi must be helping them make snacks right now? Really, is it really good for a group of conjurers to be so leisurely?"

"Is there?" Oda Sakunosuke tilted his head in doubt.

It has been four days since they crossed over, except for the first day when they arrived in the afternoon, so that they had to spend the night in an Internet cafe, and the next day they hooked up with the conjurer On the third day, Dazai Osamu and Gojo Satoru began to hurt each other. At the same time, they did not forget to go to Yokohama to confirm that there were no PortMafia's iconic five buildings, nor the existence of the Armed Detective Agency. Lost, and went directly to Kamakura.

I don’t know if it’s unexpected, but they found that old mansion in Kamakura, and compared to their world, the mansion here looks older, and the house is full of an indescribable wonderful feeling .

However, none of this could stop Osamu Dazai, he unlocked the door without hesitation, and then carefully searched the house inside and out, but as expected, he found nothing.

Both Dazai Osamu and Oda Sakunosuke believed that there must be a problem with this mansion, but they couldn't see it, and it probably needed the magicians here to solve it.As for the conjurers, even Osamu Dazai admitted that they were indeed a bit busy.

Even students who haven't graduated from school will receive all kinds of small and large tasks, and the pre-information of these tasks is not clearly written, which will cause students trouble for nothing.

Although he also knows that there is no way to do it, after all, most ordinary people can't see the curse spirit at all. Even the police, if they want to judge whether a place is cursed or man-made, it will take a lot of time to carefully investigate. During this period, as ordinary people, if they want to distinguish exactly what level of curse spirit, they can't do it at all, so they can only leave it to professionals to judge.The judgment methods of professionals are actually very rough, and they are basically defined in such simple ways as the time when these spells were produced, the harm they caused, and the number of people injured.

In fact, this is all blinded by experience. If you encounter a slow-growing mantra, you will immediately overturn, just like the previous meeting in the youth academy.

Because they are all children, Osamu Dazai is also happy to sell them well, helping them interpret the pre-information in advance, ensuring the safety of the children, and improving their favorability among the magicians.

But there is no problem between needing a conjurer to help and him tricking Gojo Wu.

So today is another day of hurting each other.

When Osamu Dazai returned to the High School of Conjuration, there was another flurry of chaos in the classroom.Osamu Dazai almost didn't need to think about it, it must be some super delicious snacks made by the big cat Yukichi!

He walked over quickly, and just as he opened the teacher's door, he was hit by the holy light.

"Ahhh, my eyes!" Even though Osamu Dazai was running very fast, he still couldn't catch what he saw. Why is Principal Ye Moth here?Why do you take it off after eating it!

"What's the matter?" Oda Sakunosuke came over with some puzzlement, and saw that the scene was completely illuminated by the holy light. He was stunned for a while, and then walked over thoughtfully to pull Yukichi Maomao out, and then opened the door superior.

"It's okay, it's okay." Oda Sakunosuke comforted the big cat with a sad expression, "But it's really strange, obviously in our world, only certain people would take off their clothes like this, but I didn't expect that everyone would undress like this here. Take off together."

"Don't remind me of such things." Osamu Dazai stood up from the ground, covering his eyes, with a painful expression of being blinded by a flash.

Yuji Maomao quickly reached out to massage his eyes.

Only then did Osamu Dazai nodded in satisfaction, "So what happened? Otherwise, Mr. Yukichi, you wouldn't just make dim sum at this point in time."

It's [-]:[-] or [-]:[-], and we will have dinner in a while. Yujimao, who pays special attention to health preservation, will not rush to make snacks at such a time when the afternoon tea time has passed but it is not yet dinner time. come out.

Yuji Maomao tried to explain, and then found that they did not have a cat language translator, and suddenly felt a little helpless.

"Let me explain." The disheveled Gojo Satoru opened the door and walked out in satisfaction. He stuffed the cake into his mouth while trying to put on his clothes, but got cream on his hands and smeared it all over his clothes. Both are.

Yuji Maomao couldn't stand it anymore, it quickly stepped forward, rearranged the opponent's clothes, and took out a handkerchief from its apron to carefully wipe the cream on his body.

Because it is in the High School of Conjuration, because everyone said that seeing such a tall and big man wrapping his hands with plastic wrap before cooking is a bit too hot, and because everyone said that he broke his clothes in front of people he knew. Forget it, in front of someone you don’t know—even if you know that person’s inside is actually a cat—exploding clothing is too ugly, so in the end, Yuji Maomao didn’t even hang his own in the high school of magic. The sachet revealed the black cat's body.

"Thank you..." Gojo Satoru stuffed all the cake in his hand into his mouth contentedly, and said while looking at his cheeks. His cheeks were puffed up when he spoke, and his voice was a little vague, but it gave off a very cute feeling. .

Osamu Dazai pressed his forehead, "So now you can tell us, why did you ask my Mr. Yukichi to do such a thing before eating?"

"Well, it's like this." Although Gojo Satoru likes to hurt each other with Dazai Osamu, he has a good impression of Yukichi and Oda Sakunosuke, especially Yukichi, who is so big and so capable How could someone not like your cat?

Facing the same puzzled face of Oda Sakunosuke, Gojo Satoru readily stated their findings.

Just after noon, everyone was joking about Gojo Satoru's bad luck today, but in the end, he got pregnant halfway and somehow got abducted into the food made by Yuji Big Cat.

Ever since everyone discovered that Yukichi Maomao was super good at cooking, Gojo Satoru began to order various dishes unceremoniously, and even specially asked people to buy various high-end ingredients.In the past few days, everyone has eaten the dishes and various snacks made by Yuji Maomao every day, and they all feel addicted to eating.

Nagasaki Ye Qianwei sighed with emotion more than once, if Yuji Maomao went back, what would they do if they could no longer eat such delicious food.

This exclamation actually made the two-faced Su Nuo attached to the knotweed Youren also speak, "This little girl is right, if the cat goes back... Youren, you will learn how to cook this cat right away !"

"Don't treat me as your servant!" Yuzuki retorted subconsciously, and then became a little distressed, "It doesn't seem like such a good cooking skill can be learned in a short time, does it?"

"Tsk, what a waste." Two-faced Su Nuo couldn't help complaining.

"Hey, I can bear the fact that you often come to grab my food, so can't you be more polite to me?" Knotabagi Yuhito couldn't help but angrily said.

Gojo Satoru, who was listening, suddenly realized something, and he asked, "Oh, is that Mr. Cat's food even delicious with two sides of Su Nuo?"

Yu Zhang Youren didn't think there was anything wrong at all, he nodded honestly and said, "Yes, Su Nuo often ran out to steal my food when I wasn't paying attention, it was beyond the mark."

Gojo Satoru showed a meaningful smile, and the two-faced Su Nuo was the first to discover this, and he said through the mouth on the back of the knotweed Yuren's hand a little uncomfortably: "You are right, the food made by that cat is indeed It’s food that even I would love.”

When Liang-Mian Su Nuo mentioned this, he was full of emotion in his heart. You must know that a person who is a cook in his own field is the chef who subdues demons, and only he knows how picky he is about cooking.

But it was such a person, no, to be precise, the Cursed King, who was no longer human, found that he had little resistance to the food made by the black cat.

The food made by that cat is really delicious.

Is that really just a cat?

Liangmian Su Nuo occasionally has doubts about this question, but if he really sees food, of course he should eat it first as a respect.

"Since the two-faced Su Nuo can say such things, will these foods also have an effect on the curse spirit?" Wutiao Wu suddenly brought up such an incredible topic, and he looked at it as if he had something to say. The other people who thought about it couldn't help but smiled and clapped their hands, "Since everyone is not sure, let's experiment."

Having said that, even if Gojo Wudang called Yukichi the big cat, although Yukichi the cat was a little puzzled why the cooking he made had something to do with exorcising the curse spirit, but considering that when he called himself, not only There were the voices of Gojo Satoru and the voice of Mr. Masamune Noctua. Considering that the Mr. Principal is still a very upright and upright person, Yuji Maomao rushed over and decided to make some snacks for them.

Originally, according to Gojo Satoru's guess, they only needed to do the simplest things - such as pinch a few rice balls and take them out to try, but Gojo Satoru was not happy, and he finally found out that the annoying Yandao was not there. How can it be possible to simply ask the other party to pinch a few rice balls and finish the job?

So he put forward another guess, "Maybe Mr. Cat's dishes will have different appeal to the mantra depending on the fineness. Otherwise, Mr. Cat, why don't you cook more?"

At this time, Yuji Maomao has almost learned the whole story from Fu Heihui and the others. Although the big cat doesn't know whether his cooking has such an effect, but since everyone says it is possible, let's try it .

So the big cat skillfully pinched a few rice balls first, then cooked a pot of thick eggs and cooked them, and then made a pot of tempura and a fried chicken nugget. Finally, they seemed to want it to be more complicated. I simply took out the wok and made some Chinese dishes.

Seeing Fu Heihui and Knotabagi Yuhito, the first graders, took the most portable rice balls and went out to test the effect of food on attracting magic spirits, Gojo Satoru immediately encouraged Big Cat to make more complicated but easier to carry something comes out.

Although Yuji Maomao felt confused, he did it honestly.

If you want to make something complicated but easy to carry, what else is there besides dim sum?

So Yuji Maomao immediately baked cookies for them, made raw Yatsuhashi, and finally made a brownie cake, but when the big cat just finished cutting the cake, Gojo Satoru, who had been drooling for a long time, finally endured it. Couldn't stop, ran forward and grabbed a slice and stuffed it into his mouth.

Seeing this, Yuji Maomao didn't want to say anything, and directly distributed another slice of the cake to Principal Ye Mozhengdao, who had been doing handwork by the side.

Noctua Masamune, who also endured for a long time, was still hesitating whether to pretend to refuse, but when he saw Gojo Wu trying to take the piece of cake in his mouth before he had eaten it, he decisively He also raised the fork and cut off a piece and stuffed it into his mouth.

Then there was the scene that Osamu Dazai and the others saw.

Yuji Maomao didn't expect that Principal Ye Moth would start to burst his clothes after eating that bite of cake. The startled big cat froze on the spot, almost unable to move. Or Oda Sakunosuke is more conscientious. It pulls from this classroom filled with divine light.

"I see. What about the results of the experiment?" Osamu Dazai asked with the corners of his mouth twitching.

Gojo Satoru immediately took out his mobile phone and called Fu Heihui, "Hui, how is the experiment going?"

"It's unbelievable, but it's really useful." Fu Heihui's words were full of unbelievable and indescribable emotions.

How is this possible!

Why is the curse spirit so interested in food?

This is so unscientific!

Although the spell itself is not scientific.

Hearing Fu Heihui's answer, several people immediately cast their eyes on the big cat.

Big Cat Yuji tilted his head in doubt, as if he didn't understand what they meant.

Night Moth put on his clothes and walked out, coughed and said, "Hey, come in first."

Osamu Dazai squinted at Noctua Masamichi who looked very human and dog-like now, his eyes were full of "I didn't expect you to be such a person", and Noctua Masamichi couldn't help but backed away took a step.

"So the dishes made by Mr. Yukichi can also attract the curse spirits, right?" Dazai Osamu said first, "In this case, Mr. Yukichi can prepare some snacks for you to store."

At this time, Yuji Maomao finally realized what they were talking about. It had no intention of objecting to this matter, and nodded honestly to show that Dazai was right.

"Cough, we do have this intention." Noctua Zhengdao nodded, and then said, "Can it be made salty instead of sweet?"

"Hey, night moth, what do you mean!" Gojo Satoru immediately stepped on the table and questioned his "boss".

"It's because the sweet ones are easy to be eaten by you, so I say that!" Noctua Moth Zhengdao slapped the table without giving in.

Yuji Maomao recalled his own recipes and found that there are many salty snacks in Chinese food and Arabic food, so he nodded.

"Ah, Mr. Cat, don't be so ruthless!" Gojo Satoru immediately rushed to hug the big cat's furry body, and let out a cry as if he was dying.