cat blues

Osamu Dazai has had a miserable life ever since he discovered that the time has become wrong. He is different from other people. He has an abnormal sense of time because of the passive effect of his own special ability, which is disqualified from the human world, or he is the only one Normal, ah, it's not right to say that only in fact, at least Tsunakichi who is far away in Namori Town is the same as him, because of his own reasons, he can't match up with other people's time.

As for Edogawa Ranpo, although his reason can tell him that the time is wrong, his instinct is still telling him the fact that today is May and tomorrow will be April, so when he gave up thinking about time, he very quickly Back to the original life, not bothered by time chaos at all.

Osamu Dazai's misery is that he has been working for half a month, continuously!work!Half a month!Even if he arrives late and leaves early every day, and occasionally skips a shift to drink tea and go shopping, that is still half a month of continuous work!

How could Osamu Dazai have thought that after that rest day, he would never rest again, and he had to go to work for half a month. What kind of hell life is this!And even on that rest day, he didn't rest well. After the ghost lamp came to the world, he and Edogawa ran wildly to many places, and even ran into the Imperial Pillar Tower.

Although Osamu Dazai felt that the ghost lamp forcibly broke into the Pillar Tower, and the other party felt very happy, but he would not say it, and he would probably lose his account if he said it.Edogawa Ranpo also knew that he should not talk nonsense in front of this person, so he kept silent.

Fortunately, the King of Gold in the Imperial Pillar Pagoda had detected the hellish aura that was almost overflowing from the visitors in advance, and made them welcome them generously, successfully avoiding an unnecessary accident.

The King of Gold didn't notice that the time was wrong at all, but as an Onmyoji, he still had a premonition of the harbinger of turmoil, so he received the second in command in hell respectfully.

In the end, after confirming that he didn't know anything, Ghost Lantern wanted to continue running around with Dazai and Edogawa Ranpo, but was spotted by a famous detective at a glance. Osamu ran more than half of Japan by himself. Although Osamu Dazai was led the whole way and didn't need to do anything by himself, he just felt tired.

Not to mention the end result is nothing.

Ghost Lantern said that he would go to a foreign country to investigate hell, and learn about the situation in other countries by the way. I don't know if he has discovered anything.

After working for half a month, when Osamu Dazai was thinking about whether to skip work today, he woke up from the cold. He reached out and touched the phone next to his pillow, and saw the time from yesterday's May 5 Day, jump directly to November 23th.

hmmmm? ? ?

After a series of question marks popped up in Osamu Dazai's head, he immediately realized that he had been slack, because the time jumps during this period were concentrated in the spring and summer seasons, so that he ignored the fact that time was completely okay. I jumped to the matter of winter in one breath.

But even so, this jump was too abrupt, without giving him any hints at all!

Osamu Dazai regretted that he didn't wait until after 12 o'clock to go back to bed. He got up from the tatami shiveringly, and when he honestly spread the futon for himself, he was still a little confused. He suddenly entered from May to the end of November. When you feel cold, you have to make your own bedding, but what about other people?

He went to ask Edogawa Ranpo early the next morning, and Ranpo's answer was very natural, "Of course Mr. Yukichi prepared it. After all, it's the end of November. I know that the next day will cool down. Yukichi Of course, Mr. Ji will prepare warm things in advance, you didn’t ask Mr. Ji to prepare for you, you deserve it.”

"It's true that no one thinks that there is nothing strange about changing from May to the end of November, right?" Osamu Dazai couldn't help twitching the corners of his mouth. Didn't he just buy some canned crabs and apple cider yesterday and plan to secretly hide them as snacks? Well, it seems that he will not be able to do this in the future, and must rely on Mr. Yukichi with all his strength.

"Well, no." Edogawa Luanbu grabbed a potato chip and stuffed it into his mouth, "But I have some good news for you, tomorrow, the day after tomorrow, and the day after tomorrow, these three days are continuous."

Osamu Dazai showed a strange expression. In the past half a month, he also encountered consecutive days, but this time Edogawa Ranpo reminded him that the days were consecutive, and it was probably more simple to remind him that the days would continue in the near future. Only when the weather is cold.

As for the date after the day after tomorrow, hehe, I'm sorry, even Edogawa Ranpo himself doesn't know. In his words, under normal circumstances, he can clearly perceive the dates of yesterday, today and tomorrow. If there are consecutive dates afterwards, you can also perceive it, but if the date jumps suddenly in the future, you will only know it on that day.

"It's suddenly so cold..." Osamu Dazai slammed his head on the desk, "Really, this weather makes me want to sleep and not move..."

"I have work today." Oda Sakunosuke came out of the president's office and walked towards Osamu Dazai with a document, "Dazai, are you feeling unwell?"

"No, I just don't want to work, I just want to be lazy." Dazai Osamu said it very naturally, and Oda Sakunosuke over there took it smoothly, "It's okay not to want to go to work, after all, today is a working day. "

"Hey, but I have been working continuously for half a month..." Osamu Dazai said with sincere emotion, "I just want to rest now, not to go to work."

"How can you have half a month's work? Aren't you working overtime in the first two days? I haven't seen you working overtime." Zhong Yuanzhong couldn't help looking at him with contempt.

Why does it feel so strange to say a weekend that doesn't exist at all from the other party's mouth?Osamu Dazai couldn't help but rolled his eyes.

"Really, Dazai, you have worked hard." Oda Sakunosuke was able to continue Dazai's words completely fluently

Zhong Yuan was speechless, "I told him that he didn't work overtime!"

"Tell me about him!" Kunikida Doppo on the side couldn't help but said.

Oda Sakunosuke had no expression on his face as usual, he just tilted his head and said, "But Dazai really looks like he's working hard."

"Odasaku!" Dazai Osamu looked at his friend, and was so moved that he couldn't help but made a request, "Otherwise, don't call me for today's commission, and go find this little man."

"Who are you calling a dwarf!" Zhong Yuan slapped the table and said angrily, "And I have already arranged my work for today!"

Kunikida Doppo on the side directly proved his words with his actions. He stood up holding the notebook in his hand, "Mr. Zhongyuan, let's go too, don't let the client wait for us."

"What? Is it already this time?" Nakahara Nakaya, who wanted to quarrel with Osamu Dazai, picked up his mobile phone to check the time, and immediately got up, picked up his coat from the back of his chair, put it on, and walked out When he opened the door, he took the hat he had hung on the coat rack before and put it on his head.

"So, let's work honestly." Yosano Akiko looked at Dazai Osamu with a smile on her cheeks, and pointed to a few empty desks on the other side with her fingers, "They are still in class, really If you want to be lazy, at least wait for Tanizaki and Akutagawa to graduate."

"Ha..." Unable to evade the task, Osamu Dazai could only accept his fate and bow his head, and then he kept his face down on the desk and asked, "What kind of job is this time?"

"This time it's an investigation request from a diplomat." Oda Sakunosuke looked at the things in his hand, "He found his son's girlfriend a bit strange, and felt that the other party might have other identities, so he felt a little uneasy , I want to thoroughly understand her identity, so I want to ask us to investigate and see the situation."

"Is it the content of this kind of commission from the family again?" Osamu Dazai was almost speechless. He really had no interest in this kind of commission. You love me, I love him and so on. He and Mr. Ranpo both had stomach pains for a long time, but this kind of investigation task takes a long time, and it can't just be pushed to ordinary detective agencies who don't know the details. .

"Yeah, so I can only work hard on you." Oda Sakunosuke is actually quite strange. Many of the commissions he took over were similar, and more than [-]% of them had nothing to do with family disputes. It's strange that he mediates so much. Is it talent?This idea flashed in Oda Sakunosuke's mind, and then he said such words to Osamu Dazai.

"Information..." Osamu Dazai spread out his hand weakly, motioning for the other party to put the information in his hand, and he wanted to read it first.

"Here..." Oda Sakunosuke put the materials in his hand.

Only then did Osamu Dazai raise his head, and quickly checked the content of the materials he had brought over. The son of Isao Tsujimura, a diplomat, recently wanted to marry his girlfriend Sachiko Katsuragi who had been with him for a long time. However, Isao Tsujimura himself did not While resolutely opposed, he also expressed very strong malice towards Katsuragi Sachiko.Xun Tsujimura always felt that this girl, Sachiko Katsuragi, seemed to have seen it somewhere, and strongly suspected that this girl was the child of his former political enemy, so he always felt uncomfortable with this girl who was simply very good from the data, so he simply Send a letter to the Armed Detective Agency, asking them to help investigate the identity of Sachiko Katsuragi.

If it is confirmed that it is really the child of the former political opponent, he will definitely let the other party break up with his son. He will never allow his daughter-in-law to be the child of that guy.

Osamu Dazai read the beginning and felt a thick breath of dog blood rushing towards him. He flipped through the things behind him, and sure enough, he saw that his wife was Suzuru, "This is called Tsujimura Hoon Is there something wrong with your eyes? Of course he will feel familiar, this girl looks so much like his wife! This girl is probably the biological daughter of this wife, and then again, she is a former political enemy, so people can’t do it. He died so early that even the ashes are gone, so why should he be unhappy? His own son is so mediocre, so it is a great blessing to find such a good wife, okay? It's really inexplicable."

At times like this, Osamu Dazai felt that he could understand Edogawa Ranpo's troubles very well. Those guys insisted on explaining things that can be seen at a glance, and it is best to be able to understand them. Give hard evidence.

Osamu Dazai sighed helplessly, "Let's go, let's go, I really don't have any interest in investigating such things, so I'll go directly to this hapless diplomat for a showdown. I believe that if we really have a showdown with him, he probably won't I hope we will really intervene in the investigation, it is really troublesome."

"Dazai, you are really gentle." Oda Sakunosuke stretched out his hand and gently stroked Dazai's head and said.

"Tch, what are you talking about, Odasaku?" Osamu Dazai couldn't help throwing all the documents in his hand back to him, "And isn't the appointment with this diplomat in the afternoon? Why are you taking it out so early?"

Oda Sakunosuke stretched out his hand and scratched his cheek. Didn't he see that it was a survey commission and thought it would take a lot of time?He sorted out the materials and put them aside, "I'll start writing the report first, Dazai, if you are tired, go to the sofa and sleep for a while."

"Okay——" Osamu Dazai left the desk triumphantly, ran directly to the sofa in the reception room, lay down and continued to sleep.

The diplomat named Isao Tsujimura made an appointment with them at three o'clock in the afternoon. Oda Sakunosuke had almost written the reply report of the entrustment. If it wasn't for the fact that he hadn't met anyone yet, I'm afraid the entrustment could be returned directly. Class into a completed type.

At noon, Chuya and Kunikida came back to have a lunch and then ran out in a hurry, while Dazai Osamu and Oda Sakunosuke stayed until one o'clock with peace of mind, and then they went to the diplomatic office in Tokyo calmly. In the house of Guan Tsuji Village.

"Excuse me, we are the detective who made an appointment to meet with Mr. Tsujimura, here is my detective card." Just when they rang the doorbell at the door, they saw a young man hurriedly and completely panicked from Running out of the house, his face became a little strange when he saw them, "You... you are not the police?"

"No, we are detectives invited by Diplomat Tsujimura, what happened?" Oda Sakunosuke stepped forward and asked.

"That..." the young man couldn't help biting his lower lip and said, "Unfortunately, my father passed away."

"Huh?" This development was really beyond the imagination of the two of them. Osamu Dazai and Sakunosuke Oda looked at each other, and Osamu Dazai stepped forward and said, "We are members of the Armed Detective Agency in Yokohama, may we go in and have a look?" ?”

Tsujimura Takayoshi, who was obviously the son of Tsujimura Isao, looked around in some embarrassment, "Well, can you please wait for the police to come? In fact, there are already two detectives at my house."

"Two detectives? I think with the name of our armed detective agency, Mr. Tsujimura should not continue to hire other detectives for commissions, right?" Osamu Dazai raised his eyebrows and said confidently, "Excuse me, those two Who is it?"

Dazai Osamu's words made Tsujimura Takazen's face a bit embarrassed, "My mother invited me here, probably to investigate my girlfriend's affairs."

Hearing this, the faces of Dazai Osamu and Oda Sakunosuke did not change.

"That woman didn't like Sachiko before, and now that her father is dead, she will definitely hinder my marriage with Sachiko even more!" Takayoshi Tsujimura brought the two detectives in, but he was muttering something.

Osamu Dazai showed a meaningful smile, but no one could see him because he was behind the young man.

"I'm sorry, because above..." Tsujimura Takayama brought the two of them into the living room, asked them to sit down, and then motioned for Katsuragi Sachiko to pour water for them.

After a while, the police came. After all, it was said that the dead was a diplomat, and the police dared not come late.

When the leader of the Megure Police Department opened the door, he saw Oda Sakunosuke of the Armed Detective Agency sitting in the living room and another Dazai Osamu who was not very familiar with him but had helped them a lot. He immediately froze. "Why are you two here?"

"We were invited by Diplomat Tsujimura, and he has a commission for us to investigate." After Oda Sakunosuke stood up and greeted them, he showed them the kraft paper bag in his hand, "specifically The content of the entrustment involves the client, and we are inconvenient to disclose it. Diplomat Tsujimura arranged for us to meet at his home at three o’clock, and after we arrived, we heard from Mr. Tsujimura that our client had passed away.”

"Hey, what did the 'two detectives present' on the phone mean...? "There was a puzzled expression on the face of the Mumu Police Department.

"Those two people are upstairs, they seem to be detectives invited by my mother." Tsujimura Takayama said quickly.

"Did your mother invite you here?" The Mumu Police Department showed a more incomprehensible look on the face. A couple invited two detectives to come to the house, and they both made an appointment at the same time. Is there something wrong?

"Can we also go up to see the scene of the crime?" Osamu Dazai made a suggestion, "Although we are not like Mr. Ranpo who can see through the truth at a glance, we are also members of the Armed Detective Agency. There is a case happening right in front of you, so you can't just leave it alone, right?"

Dazai Osamu's words were remarkable, Megure Police Department nodded in agreement almost without thinking, "Okay, Mr. Tsujimura Takazen, please lead the way."

"Ah, okay..." Takayoshi Tsujimura, who had never heard of Armed Detective Agency, was a little surprised that the police officer allowed them to participate in this incident as soon as the two of them opened their mouths. Not reliable?Thinking of this, he led a group of people to his father's study, opened the door and walked in.

"Brother Mouri!" After seeing clearly who the detective inside was, Megure's police department showed a speechless look. Isn't this the latest plague god Moori Kogoro?In many recent cases, this man can be seen at the scene of the crime, and the frequency is a bit scary.

Ordinary detectives are called in after the case occurs, that is, where the so-called case is, the detective is there, but Mori Kogoro is different. Wherever he goes now, there will be cases. the trend of.

"Oh, this is not the Megure Police Department!" Mori Kogoro hurried up to meet him, and after greeting the Megure Police Department, he looked curiously at the two people behind the Megure Police Department, "Police Department, these two The bit is..."

"Hello, you are the famous Mori Kogoro, right? I am Dazai Osamu from the Armed Detective Agency, and this is my colleague Oda Sakunosuke." Dazai Osamu walked over to hold the other party's hand with a warm smile on his face. Shake it vigorously.

"Ah, ah..." Mori Kogoro didn't expect the other party to be so enthusiastic. After being grabbed and shook his hand twice, he just wanted to laugh and say his famous lines when he suddenly realized the other party's self-introduction just now. Said they were members of an armed detective agency.

Even Mori Kogoro has heard of the name of the Armed Detective Agency. Rather, it is precisely because he knows the difference between himself and Edogawa Ranpo of the Armed Detective Agency that he has been doing affair investigations for a long time. Cats look for jobs like dogs.

"Are you from the Armed Detective Agency?" On the other side, the dark-skinned young man also pulled the brim of the sports cap he was wearing and said, "Mr. Luanbubu is not here?"

"We were only invited by Tsujimura diplomats to accept the commission. Mr. Ranpo did not take over this job." Osamu Dazai extended his hand to the boy with a smile, "Hello, detective boy."

"I'm Hattori Heiji, a high school student detective in Kansai." Since it was someone from the Armed Detective Agency who appeared, Hattori Heiji would naturally not be rude, and he quickly introduced himself to the two, "Who are you two now?"

"We just came up to check if something happened to our client." Dazai Osamu showed a regretful expression, "Really, if the client has such a situation, the commission will have to fall through." Immediately He turned his head to look at the teenager beside him and asked, "Who is that kid over there? How can there be kids at this kind of crime scene?"

"Ah, you guy, you actually ran over again!" Hattori Heiji saw Conan there, couldn't help but strode forward again, lifted him up and threw him into Mao Lilan's arms, "Isn't it with you Did you tell him to keep an eye on him? Children can't run around in such a dead place!"

"I see, Conan, your body is so hot! Is it really okay?" Mao Lilan quickly hugged him and asked worriedly.

"No, it's okay, I'm fine, I'm sorry, sister Xiaolan." Edogawa Conan said cautiously.

"What's the name of this child?" Dazai Osamu walked over and asked with a smile, "It's so cute."

"This child is Conan Edogawa, and he is in our family now." Kogoro Mori hurried over and said.

"Hi, I'm Dazai." Osamu Dazai smiled and reached out to shake the child's hand, then stood up and looked at Hattori Heiji beside him, "Two detectives, please find the murderer as soon as possible! Come on! "

"Dazai, what you just said is a bit strange." Oda Sakunosuke looked at his partner with some doubts.

Osamu Dazai showed a somewhat sly look, and after blinking at him, Oda Sakunosuke calmed down, and after a while he whispered in Dazai's ear and asked, "Well, Dazai, what are you doing?" Do you know who the murderer is?"

"Understood, such a thing can be known at a glance." Osamu Dazai raised his eyebrows, and put his hands on his chest in front of him, "But that child is Conan Edogawa, it's really interesting to get such a name .”

"Is there something special about the name?" Oda Sakunosuke couldn't help asking.

"No..." Osamu Dazai said with a smile, but it was the first time he saw that some parents named their children by combining the name of their famous detective with the name of Conan Doyle, who wrote the Sherlock Holmes series in England. Putting it all together, Mr. Ranpo will be super angry if he finds out.