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From a certain point of view, Osamu Dazai is a very boring and distasteful person. To what extent can he be distasteful?Just because there is an ordinary person named Edogawa Ranpo in the detective agency who has a better reasoning ability than himself, so Osamu Dazai went to check the information of all the people with the surname Edogawa in the whole country.

Edogawa was originally a small surname, and there are only more than 300 people with this surname in the whole country.After Osamu Dazai hacked into the national database, he went through the more than 300 people one by one.Although he put these things behind him after flipping through them, his memory is very good, and even things that happened several years ago can still be easily retrieved from the depths of his mind.So he was sure that none of the more than 300 Edogawas looked similar to this kid named Edogawa Conan.On the contrary, the boy named Kudo Shinichi whom he met in Hawaii during the New Year's holiday looked very similar to this kid.

So why is a child who is suspected to be a relative of the Kudo family called Edogawa Conan?At least he has never heard of Yusaku Kudo and Yukiko Kudo having a new child, let alone such a big one.

Osamu Dazai had a playful smile on his face. He was not Kudo Shinichi, whose world view was still maintained on pure materialism. He alone knew that there was a man named Okura Yeko in the military and police. Yes, ability is to change people's biological age.Not only that, he also knows that there are monsters in the Nuliang group that can change people's age.

So who is this man named Edogawa Conan?

On the other side, Edogawa Conan only felt that his head was getting dizzy. He had a cold, and then drank the white dry wine that Hattori Heiji poured for him. Edogawa Conan only felt that his head was getting dizzy. Getting more and more confused.

If it were him in normal times, when he saw Osamu Dazai, he would probably show his poor acting skills immediately. How could Edogawa Conan dare to underestimate such a smart person who learned how to fly a helicopter in less than a day.

But now, he has a cold and is drunk again, his whole head is almost dizzy, and there is a poisoning case in front of him, all his energy is concentrated on solving the case, how can he care about other things?

It doesn't matter if there is a genius next to him, what he wants to do now is to quickly solve the case, and then... the pain hit Edogawa Conan's body again, making him gasp in pain subconsciously.

"This kid, shouldn't it be better to send him to the hospital quickly?" Although Oda Sakunosuke had met Kudo Shinichi, he really didn't connect this boy with Kudo Shinichi. Reminiscent of a piece, isn't it?

"Well, I think so too..." Mao Lilan was a little worried, "But Conan refused to leave anyway."

"Don't want to go? Why?" Oda Sakunosuke reached out and touched the child's forehead, "The temperature is already a little high. You really should go to the hospital. It's really not good if you don't go to cool down."

"Yes, is that so?" Although Mao Lilan, who has never been a mother, is good at taking care of children, she really seems a little helpless when facing her child's illness.

On the other side, Oda Sakunosuke, who has been a babysitter for many years, seemed to be a lot more skilled. He took Edogawa Conan lightly, reached out and pressed his stomach slightly and asked, "Do you feel nauseous?"

Edogawa Conan was a little embarrassed at once, but he also knew that the other party was doing it for his own good. He shook his head honestly, "I don't feel sick to my stomach, but my body is very hot and my head is dizzy." And there is also that strong, heart Painful as if being pinched.

But he didn't dare to say the latter sentence at all.

Mao Lilan finally breathed a sigh of relief, "That..."

"Oda, Oda Sakunosuke." Oda Sakunosuke re-introduced himself, "I often go to the orphanage as a volunteer, and I know how to deal with simple childhood diseases."

"Mr. Oda, I'm really sorry for your trouble." After hearing this, Mao Lilan felt better.

"It's okay..." Oda Sakunosuke briefly checked Conan, and after confirming that he was really unwell due to a fever, he returned him, "He can't do it like this, let's send him to the hospital as soon as possible. If the body temperature is always so high, it will be very bad for the body, and it is necessary to cool down quickly."

"I see, I will send Conan to the hospital now." Mao Lilan said quickly.

"No, the incident is still..." Seeing Mao Lilan's determined face, Conan immediately realized that if he didn't stop him, he would really be sent to the hospital. Wonderful, sure enough, when he raised his head, he saw Dazai Osamu who was not far away facing him with a smile that seemed strange to him.

Should it be said that Hattori Heiji has already gone out to collect clues?Otherwise, if Hattori Heiji heard this, he wouldn't be able to please him!

Oda Sakunosuke didn't expect that this kid would still care about the case after having such a high fever, but he was a natural and often dealt with kids like Dazai Osamu and Edogawa Ranpo, so he spoke very smoothly. Then, "Since you want to pursue the truth, then solve the case quickly."

As he spoke, he stood up, and just as he was about to speak, he was crushed to death by Dazai.

"Dazai?" Oda Sakunosuke looked at his companion suspiciously.

"Odasaku, we are a detective agency, and we need commissions for work." Dazai Osamu emphasized the pronunciation of the word "commitment", and then looked at the Megure police department beside him with a smile, "Mr. Police Department, how are you doing?"

Their original commission today was already lost due to the sudden death of the client. If there is no commission to catch the murderer, wouldn't their income be inexplicably reduced?

Osamu Dazai himself is not interested in money at all. After all, in his opinion, those are things that are readily available, but he often seems to be a little "careful" about the income of the detective agency.

After hearing Osamu Dazai's words, the Megure Police Department immediately reacted, and he said decisively, "Then I entrust the Armed Detective Agency in the name of the Metropolitan Police Department."

"Ok——" Dazai Osamu nodded in satisfaction, "Odasaku, say what you just wanted to say."

"Oh..." Oda Sakunosuke nodded, and turned to look at Tsujimura's wife over there, "This lady, the prisoner is you."

Although he used interrogative sentences, when he said it, he was very sure.

While Oda Sakunosuke was speaking, Hattori Heiji also ran in from the other side, and he looked at Hattori Heiji in disbelief, "What did you say?"

Oda Sakunosuke was a little strange, he still raised his hand, pointed to Mrs. Tsujimura over there and said: "The murderer who killed Mr. Tsujimura is this lady."

"What are you talking about? How is such a thing possible? Besides, do you have any evidence for saying such a thing?" Hattori Heiji opened his mouth like a machine gun. He has just found some evidence, and then he only needs to go to the Japanese room to find the last evidence. The murderer can be locked.

"Well, because such a thing can really be seen at a glance." Oda Sakunosuke showed a somewhat embarrassed look. He just asked Osamu Dazai just to confirm his speculation. The intention was too obvious, obviously, this madam was only afraid that she was motivated by passion for a while, so she committed such a crime impulsively.Although according to other people, this place seems to be a secret room or something, but she actually chose to do it herself, which is enough to show that this lady is definitely a novice, no matter how she looks at it.

I used to be an ace killer, and I have also experienced the most turbulent period. Oda Sakunosuke, who has seen all kinds of people, looked at the person in front of him, but felt a little at a loss for what to say. You know, if this lady hired someone to come If they get rid of their husband, even if they can be sure that the mastermind is the wife, they won't be able to convict her.

Oda Sakunosuke was even a little bit embarrassed, he felt that Yokohama is not very far from Tokyo, why can't he think about doing it himself?

"What strange things are you talking about? What I'm asking now is evidence, evidence. Please don't make me doubt the ability of your armed detective agency with such a strange and meaningless answer!" It is naturally impossible for Hattori Heiji to say He said this, but this time he came here to find Kudo Shinichi, but Kudo Shinichi didn't even find a shadow, and a case happened in front of him.I was extremely excited to hear that someone from the Armed Detective Agency was coming, but I couldn't see the Mr. Edogawa Ranpo from the Armed Detective Agency again. Under the multiple blows, Hattori Heiji became a little anxious, and he spoke naturally It seemed a little out of proportion.

Osamu Dazai raised his eyebrows, and he smiled lowly, "Isn't the evidence or something on this lady's body?"

He looked at the woman in front of him who was pretending to be sad, and his eyes gradually moved down from her face to her clenched hands, "Madam, may I trouble you to undergo a personal inspection? Including the items in your hand, especially your The keychain in your hand, can you take it out and show us?"

Mrs. Tsujimura froze immediately, with a helpless wry smile on her face, but she still opened her hands honestly, allowing the Megure police department to reach for the oval keychain, "Yes If so, can you tell me how you found out?"

"Oh, this is it!" As soon as the Mumu Police Department opened the keychain, they found a hidden compartment carefully carved out inside the keychain to hide the poisonous needle.

"Because this is something that can be seen at a glance." Dazai Osamu's kite-colored eyes instantly became deep, and he looked at the other party like a dark night, but this one glance made Mrs. Tsujimura on the opposite side involuntarily. He shivered, and Conan couldn't help trembling, but Hattori Heiji fell into an unbelievable state on the other side.

"This kind of thing..." After Hattori Heiji came back to his senses, he quickly ran to the Megure police department. After confirming the secret button, he looked at Dazai Osamu and Oda Sakunosuke in disbelief. "Your armed detective agencies... are all so powerful?"

"Ah, you made a mistake. Mr. Ranpo is the only one who can see through the truth at a glance. The only reason we can see through it so quickly is because the case is too simple..." Osamu Dazai suddenly collected his face, and no longer showed that irritating expression. After seeing the expression of panic, when he was about to pretend to be a serious person and say something about Versailles, Conan curled up and fell down as if he finally couldn't bear the pain in his body.

Oda Sakunosuke immediately stepped forward to check, "No, the temperature is too high, you have to send it to the hospital immediately." He raised his head as he spoke, "If any of you have a car, please lend it to me."

"Ah, I, I have. Shall I go with you?" Kogoro Mori hurriedly took out the car keys from his pocket. Although he is usually a bit unreliable, he is still responsible anyway. Now that Dr. A Li has asked his family to take care of this little devil, he can't really watch him have an accident.

Oda Sakunosuke just wanted to agree, but saw that the kid named Conan was obviously sad as if he was going to die, but he was still shaking his head firmly. He pondered for a while, but still refused: "No, you guys saw it anyway. The person responsible for all the incidents may have to go to the police station to make a record later, please give me a business card, I will take this child to the hospital first, and call later."

As he spoke, he picked up the child, and comforted Mao Lilan who seemed a little at a loss, "It's okay, I'll send him to the hospital right away."

"Ah, please." Mori Kogoro knew that what the other party said was reasonable, and that the other party's identity as a member of the armed detective agency was indeed worthy of trust, so he handed over the car keys and business card of his rented car, "The license plate The number is Mihua-xxx-xx."

"Dazai, I'll leave it to you here." Oda Sakunosuke said apologetically.

"It's all right, let's go, take that child to the hospital quickly." Osamu Dazai waved his hand indifferently, and he shrugged when he saw Oda Sakunosuke take Edogawa Conan away, Turning around, he said to the Mumu Police Department in front of him, "I'm sorry, I forgot what I wanted to say just now. Anyway, the case is now solved, right?"

"Ah, yes, the specific fee for the entrustment will be paid by the Metropolitan Police Department later." Mumu Police Department nodded quickly.

Hattori Heiji is not surprised to hear this. They are not regular detectives with detective certificates, but high school student detectives who act spontaneously out of their hobby of solving puzzles. Without detective certificates, it is naturally impossible to act like regular detectives. The fee is collected-although the fee is actually not much.In addition, his father is also the head of the Osaka Prefectural Police Headquarters, and his reasoning ability is not weak at all, and his father can also see through things that he can see through, even faster than himself.Under such circumstances, Hattori Heiji is naturally even less likely to get money from the police.

He was a little unwilling. Could it be that the gap between himself and the detectives of the Armed Detective Agency was really that big?Why can this person solve such a case so easily?But he is not someone who can't afford to lose. Since Mrs. Tsujimura has found incomparable evidence, and according to Mrs. Tsujimura, she should really have killed the person.

"But why?" Hattori Heiji couldn't help frowning and asked.

"Yeah, why..." Mrs. Tsujimura smiled wryly, and when she was about to say something, she was abruptly interrupted by Osamu Dazai.

"I'm sorry to interrupt, but madam, I think it's better to tell the police after arriving at the police station." Osamu Dazai said with a calm expression, "And the detective brother over there, in this world, because of murder And there are always only a few people who feel happy, and the reasons for most people to kill people may be very secret and they don’t want to be known by too many people, since you want to be a qualified detective, you must at least know this.”

"You can explore by yourself, but don't force others to dissect your heart to you in public." Osamu Dazai's expression became a little serious, "Even a prisoner, if he is not a heinous person, should Honor their souls."

Hattori Heiji suddenly felt choked, but Mori Kogoro and Mori Ran couldn't help showing admiring expressions at Osamu Dazai, and Mori Ran even applauded slightly, "Mr. Dazai So handsome."

"No, that..." Hattori Heiji also knew that what the other party said was reasonable, but he, who had never been beaten by the society, always felt that he couldn't get better when he saw the current situation. The modus operandi was when he saw the keychain. He reasoned it out, but now there is really only one motive missing, and he can understand why the other party did such a thing, but he was blocked. For a big guy, it's like the feeling of being forced to hold back half of the shit.

It's too uncomfortable, isn't it!

"Actually, it's not something that can't be said." Mrs. Tsujimura was relieved, "Mr. Dazai should have figured it out a long time ago, right? Katsuragi Sachiko is actually my daughter. Hosun Tsujimura murdered my ex-husband more than ten years ago. And causing him to die in prison was originally to gain my ex-husband’s reputation and status, and he lied to me at that time, saying that my daughter was sent to a safe place, and it turned out..."

Hearing her words, the rest of Tsujimura's family showed extremely shocked expressions, and one of the parties involved, Katsuragi Sachiko, even showed an expression of disbelief.

Osamu Dazai looked at her with sharp eyes and a sneering voice, "Didn't I say it? There are some things you shouldn't say in public. Do you still think that you said such things will help your daughter in the future?" The status of this family, right? I really think it’s quite inexplicable. Thanks to what you said just now, Ms. Katsuragi Sachiko, a medical student with an innocence and excellent grades and a promising future, now has a murderer. Zuo's mother, do you think Tsujimura Takazen would treat his girlfriend kindly under such circumstances?"

"No, he won't, he will only use your existence as a bargaining chip on Ms. Guimu's body, and continue to squeeze all her surplus value." From time to time, I found out who Tsujimura's son is. Osamu Dazai turned his head to look at Sachiko Katsuragi, whose face suddenly turned pale, "Miss Katsuragi, I believe Tsujimura-kun should have told you before that he hoped you would become a full-time housewife at home after marrying you, right?"

Katsuragi Sachiko nodded with a pale face. So many things happened suddenly. She was originally a smart girl, otherwise she would not have been able to get good grades all the way and even become a student of Toto University School of Medicine, but her personality was a bit too gentle, gentle To the point of being somewhat indecisive.Originally, she had heard so many things all of a sudden, and she was a little bit overwhelmed, but when she heard Dazai Osamu's words, she suddenly realized that what Dazai Osamu said was not wrong at all.She really likes Tsujimura Takazen very much, but does Tsujimura Takazen really like herself as much as she likes him?Maybe not?Perhaps compared to Tsujimura Takazen, it is more appropriate to say that I am not so much a lover in love, but a very handy decoration?

After seeing Sachiko Katsuragi's instantly pale face, Mrs. Tsujimura covered her mouth as if she had finally realized something, "Whoa, what have I done!" Her tears also fell down involuntarily.

"Cough, Mrs. Tsujimura, please come with us." Megure Police Department still came over to carry out his work.

When the police were about to leave, Mao Lilan felt that this was not right, her face was full of sadness, she looked up at Osamu Dazai, wondering if she was complaining that the other party said things so badly, "So I don't think such a thing is right!"

"You shouldn't look at me for such a wrong thing, little girl." Osamu Dazai walked over and poked her strange big sideburns lightly, "I just told what might happen in the future, if the two of them If the two really get together, the husband will only be rude to his wife in the future, maybe he will call out "murderer's daughter" and throw it at his wife from time to time, and the wife has been obedient. If she obeyed, she would also start to resent her mother for doing so much, and maybe even turn her husband's words into facts from another angle. "Since she is the "murderer's daughter", it's not surprising to be a murderer herself, isn't it?

Mo Lilan's expression became even worse, Mori Kogoro hurried forward to comfort his daughter, while Katsuragi Sachiko over there was even more tearful, but she still couldn't help taking a few steps back, her hands clenched tightly.

"That's why I said it. It's not that everything is good." Osamu Dazai shook his head, looking at the petrified and almost weathered Hattori Heiji, "If there is nothing else, I will leave first. I still want to Go to the Metropolitan Police Department to go through the relevant entrustment procedures, if you still feel a little guilty about the sentence you just asked, please send Miss Guimu home safely."

"I see..." Hattori Heiji didn't expect that he would ruin a team of lovers by habitually asking the bottom line, but he couldn't say that Dazai's speculation was wrong. In fact, since Dazai spoke, those few people The reaction between them proved that what he said was true. If they were really allowed to be together, I'm afraid it would end up in such a hurtful situation.