Huang Xiaodou as a Demon

"Take off the outer pants and go back to bed."

Huang Xiaodou looked at He Zhanshu as if he saw a ghost, and then at the dog on the side.

Wow cry!

"Zhan Shu, are you dead? What about your body? Why did your soul come out of a dog? You can't survive without a body! Come on, come on me, come on me Ah! I don't want you to disappear!"

"Huang Xiaodou, did you drink too much, or did you take the opportunity to fuck me?"

What do you mean come and fuck me!Isn't this what?

Huang Xiaodou simply lay down on the ground.

"Come on, fuck me! Hiccup, body!"

He Zhanshu stopped being angry, he squatted beside Huang Xiaodou, and poked him.

"Why do you think I'm dead?"

"If you want to live, you won't be so kind to me!"

He Zhanshu reflected on himself, I didn't do anything wicked and smokey, why did he think so much about himself.

"Now go back to your room obediently and I won't beat you up! Say one more thing, your ass is really spanked!"

Eyeballs staring, Huang Xiaodou shuddered, dragged the dog with one hand, and walked to the bedroom.

He Zhanshu snatched the dog back and pointed to the bedroom door.

Huang Xiaodou went in aggrieved.

Waiting for He Zhanshu to go to the bedroom in 30 seconds, Huang Xiaodou used a difficult movement to sleep on the bed.He plays with his lower back when he sleeps!

Resigned to his fate, he moved Huang Xiaodou to the pillow, so that he would not be allowed to sleep on the edge of the bed with his head down, his dirty trousers were taken off, and all his clothes were taken off.

As soon as Huang Xiaodou rolled into the gap between the two pillows and buried his face to sleep, He Zhanshu held his head and put it on the pillow again, pulled the quilt to cover it, and patted it lightly.

Seeing Huang Xiaodou's flushed face and wet eyelashes, He Zhanshu pinched the tip of his nose.

Little ancestor, stop making trouble!Sleep well.

He Zhanyan looked as if he would rush in to fight at any time. Fortunately, it had been more than 10 minutes, and it was very quiet inside.

He Zhanshu finally came out, with Huang Xiaodou's dirty clothes on his arm.

"Qingyu go home. Zhanyan takes a shower and goes to sleep."

Shaking and stuffing the dirty clothes into the washing machine.

Those who want to let this dog out of the house, he doesn't like pets that much, there is a younger sister and such a spirit, how can there be time to raise pets.Huang Xiaodou begged for the dog to live in the baby in his garage, how pitiful it is in the winter, the puppy will freeze to death.That's when I sold dog kennels to eat and made bone soup for tonic.

But this dog was lying obediently by the sofa, with pitiful eyes in its big eyes.

He Zhanshu couldn't be more ruthless. Sometimes when he saw dogs eating soybeans and loving each other across species, he couldn't just throw the dogs away.

"Okay, okay, stay here."

Wanting to divide Huang Xiaodou into five horses, I don't know why he didn't know why he calmed down his anger, and even brought a dog outside.

He also washed Huang Xiaodou's dirty clothes, brushed his shoes, and caught the dog to wash him clean.

He Zhanshu finished his work, couldn't fall asleep, smoked on the window sill and thought about life, why things are so weird.

Shouldn't he beat Huang Xiaodou?

It's better to beat him up, and he won't be drinking anymore.

Rolling up her sleeves and entering the guest bedroom, Huang Xiaodou was sleeping soundly like a fool, riding the quilt and hugging the pillow with her butt up, dreaming of marrying a daughter-in-law with a haha ​​at the corners of her mouth and a weird smile.

He Zhanshu raised his palm, wanting to slap Huang Xiaodou's butt down and give him a Wuzhishan.

I!

I,,,

I, forget it.

He Zhanshu pulled the quilt for him.

Snoring Huang Xiaodou's hair hard, ancestor!

Huang Xiaodou sat up suddenly from the bed, the shame of last night was vividly remembered!

He was drunk, he regarded the dog as He Zhanshu, he even married the dog, and he even confessed his love to the dog!

He is still alive!

God!He Zhanshu didn't kill him, this is true love!

Two or three drinks, drunk to the point of dizziness, weirdly still able to remember clearly, as if there are two people hidden in the body, one is drunk, the other is standing on a high place watching the ugliness, and when he wakes up, he will plant this ugliness into the head!

He was definitely possessed by aliens, how could he remember such a frenzied thing!Tai Nima is ashamed!In retrospect, every second is enough for him to commit suicide three times in embarrassment!

How to do it?there's no way.

Thinking about whether to write a will to his parents, but also afraid of scaring his parents, he sneakily opened a crack in the door, crawled forward and twisted out of the door, just like Bai Suzhen, who can't walk , Fortunately, his legs are legs and not a big tail, otherwise it would be too scary.

Twirling his waist and swaying his hips, he moved forward on the ground, and there was a pair of dark blue cotton slippers in front of him, which he bought, and his own light blue slippers were a pair of couple shoes.

Look up, look up from the bottom, damn it, my boyfriend's altitude is really high, and his legs are so long!It's just looking down and causing a slight double chin.

"Did you drink Moutai or realgar wine yesterday?"

"Maotai."

Huang Xiaodou beeped softly, not daring to speak loudly.

"Does Moutai still have the function of making the goblin show its original shape?"

He Zhanshu hugged his shoulders, sarcastically.

Huang Xiaodou giggled silly, baring her teeth.

"You thought your leg was installed now? It's not a goblin or a prosthesis. What are you rolling on the ground? You're getting dirty and let me do the laundry, right? Get up!"

He Zhanshu still had a straight face, Huang Xiaodou reckoned that pretending to be stupid this time would be too much to pass, and he would hug He Zhanshu's leg by taking a few steps on his knees, and become a cold concubine waiting for His Majesty's mercy!

Just after taking two steps, He Zhanshu's face sank.

"Can't get up, can't you? If you can't get up, you will be punished to stand!"

"I was wrong!"

Huang Xiaodou pretentiously raised her chin at a 45-degree angle to make her face appear small, and she was also very pitiful and cute.