Huang Xiaodou as a Demon

"The whole family was very happy during the Chinese New Year. I brought some souvenirs to my uncle. When my uncle was happy, he asked me to drink a few more glasses. I didn't want to drink it. My uncle said that it's okay to drink too much at home, so I didn't refuse. .”

"So it's my dad's fault? Did he drink you?"

"kindness."

A dead fellow is not a poor fellow, pushes away mistakes, He Zhanshu dare not get angry at his father even if he is angry.

"Xiaodou, how can you say that. I didn't feed you yesterday, you did it yourself!"

Uncle He June Feishuang, who was like Dou E, came out of the study, unbelievable that the blame had come to him.

What the hell!

Huang Xiaodou's eyes widened, no way, why is Uncle He here?

"I drank too much and I remembered wrongly, grandpa,,,"

"What's the matter with me?"

Before Huang Xiaodou finished speaking, Mr. He also came out of the study.

Huang Xiaodou's eyes widened even further, "Fuck, I really want to shirk responsibility, why do you say one by one?"You can't push it to Aunt He, is Aunt He here?Turning around, Aunt He was looking at him with a smile in the kitchen.

He Zhanyan was also standing on the balcony holding a kettle.

The whole family watched Huang Xiaodou, who knelt on the ground and shamelessly pushed the responsibility to the outside world.

"Make it up! Keep making it up!"

He Zhanshu didn't move, and waited for Huang Xiaodou to continue making up excuses to see how he would get himself out.

Huang Xiaodou rolled her eyes and pressed her forehead weakly.

"I drank fake wine, boss! I did something out of line. I was wrong, so please forgive me."

"Hmph, why don't you just say that food poisoning is better than anything else."

"Ah, yes! There was a Jianshouqing at the dinner table yesterday! I'll just eat that!"

See blue hands, poisonous mushrooms, eat unheated and undercooked ones, see big dragons, dwarfs, and elves flying all over the sky!

Huang Xiaodou continued to work hard.He reached out to grab He Zhanshu's trouser leg and shook it.

"I was wrong, I was really wrong, don't be angry!"

"The next sentence is, next time I dare."

Huang Xiaodou pursed her lips, well, he dared to do it next time!

He Zhanshu understood him thoroughly.

"While standing still, show off your face, light a piece of sandalwood, when the incense burns, and when will you sit down and eat."

He Zhanshu didn't tell him too much, this damn kid can't do without a lesson.Drink, drink, drink if you have the capacity for alcohol?Are you afraid of food poisoning?

Pick up the sweet white glaze vase from the shelf and place it on Huang Xiaodou's head.

"If it breaks, you will pay for it. It's a treasure. You can estimate whether you can afford it."

"Brother Zhanshu!"

"Be obedient and punish you to admit your mistakes, take your hands off, and don't wipe your saliva on the corners of your eyes to pretend to be tears! After listening to the words, admit your mistakes and stop being mischievous. You are not allowed to drink anymore. I will give you this bottle!"

He Zhanshu patted Huang Xiaodou's hand, you son of a bitch, sneak some saliva into the corners of your eyes, don't pretend!

When Huang Xiaodou heard it, I'm going to get rich!The precious sweet white glazed bottle is very valuable, so it stands up and sticks to the corner of the wall, with the bottle on its head, the pen barrel standing as straight as a green pine!

Let's be a money fan.He Zhanshu rolled his eyes at him, pinched Huang Xiaodou, who was in pain, and grinned, but didn't let go.

The He family laughed so hard, Huang Xiaodou was too good at messing around, so he couldn't do without a lesson.

"One stick of incense takes a long time, forget it, half a stick of incense."

Grandpa He interceded.Order a little yellow bean, you will be obedient in the future, and they won't be able to protect you if you are not good.For small punishments, remember the lesson.

Huang Xiaodou smiled flatteringly, Grandpa, you are the best!

"Brother, I didn't buy dog ​​food. I bought canned food, kennels, and teething sticks."

"kindness."

He Zhanshu picked up his wallet and pointed at Huang Xiaodou.

"No one is allowed to help him! If you are disobedient, come back and beat you!"

Giving Huang Xiaodou a warning look, Huang Xiaodou kept standing and would never be lazy.

Only then did he go downstairs with the car keys and saw that the community was in his car. Aunt He quickly brought a bench for Huang Xiaodou, and He Zhanyan took out a small fan and fanned the half stick of incense vigorously.Speed ​​up the burning!

"This is stealing and cheating!"

Uncle He thinks this is wrong, since he has been punished, he should accept the punishment and no one can help him.

Aunt He really wants to kick him over, do you still want your son to take care of us?The young couple are having fun, you are serious!So rigid.

Uncle He rolled his eyes for no reason, a little unpredictable.

"How is it, Xiaodou, do you have a headache?"

Aunt He is definitely the best mother-in-law. She took off the sweet white glaze vase and touched Huang Xiaodou's forehead.

"Dizziness."

"If I knew you couldn't drink alcohol, I might as well just drink fruit juice. It doesn't count if you torment yourself, and you will be half-dead."

"Auntie, I was wrong, Auntie, don't be angry with me!"

"Just have a sweet mouth! My child, you are stupid. It's useless for you to be sweet to me. You are sweet to Zhanshu. Be obedient and don't mess around. He won't train you every day. We can still help you when we train you here. Say something, you don’t even have a helper when we leave.”

Huang Xiaodou is really not smart, so he screamed.

"Run home if you quarrel."

Uncle He offered advice to Huang Xiaodou.

"As soon as he scolds you, you run to us. However, this matter must also be reasonable. If he scolds you for no reason, we will scold him for you. If you make a mistake first, then we will ignore it, ,"

"Then let's scold him and let you decide!"

Aunt He interrupted Uncle He, no matter what the son and daughter-in-law quarreled over, the parents must hit the son first!Standing on the wife's side, this way the major incident can be reduced to a minor one, and the two of them won't get into trouble.

Being an in-law is not easy, you have to learn to be partial.In favor of the daughter-in-law!

Huang Xiaodou smiled beautifully, he had a strong backer, and He Zhanshu went to sue when he shouted at him and made him angry.