is my face swollen

Lu Senlin studied a management major in a science and engineering school, and he knew from this posture that he was not popular.

But when I filled in the volunteers for the college entrance examination, the score of more than 520 points was just over [-] points in the second line.Thinking of being admitted, that means burning incense and worshiping gods and Buddhas.

When I was a freshman, everything was new. During the military training, I found out that the class counselor was a young and beautiful girl, and I was immediately elated.After inquiring, it turned out that he had just graduated from graduate school, not a few years older than himself, so he wanted to take down the goddess and dedicate his first love in college?

Unexpectedly, after one semester, I haven't met that beautiful counselor several times. When I come back in the second semester, the counselor has changed.

It was replaced by a tall, burly, five-year-old and three-year-old man with a paralyzed face all day long, as if everyone owed him 800 million.

What's more terrible is that the girls in the class are all fantasizing about this male counselor, saying that he is dressed in plain clothes, buttoned to the top, handsome and abstinent, which is what you should look for when looking for a boyfriend.

There are even some boys whose eyes light up when they see their counselors, like hungry wolves, they can't wait to pounce on them immediately.

As the number one straight man in the universe, Lu Senlin, who considers himself unparalleled in the sky, doesn't understand some of the boys. He didn't expect the eyes of the girls in the class to be taken away by this counselor. He was somewhat upset .

This much, after he confessed his love to the sophomore in the accounting department next door and was rejected, it rose to an unstoppable level.

The reason was that the senior sister actually said that she had a crush on their professional counselor, so she couldn't accept his confession.

WTF?

Lu Senlin was about to be blown out of anger, and the senior sister even asked him for the contact information of the counselor, such as WeChat, QQ, mobile phone number, do you think he can give it?Of course not!

Lu Senlin immediately refused in retaliation, and turned around to leave. As a result, the rejection of the confession was spread by the senior sister as a scandal the next day.And all of this is thanks to Lin Zhi!

The counselor's name is Lin Zhi, he looks like a dog, usually dressed like a beast, and even smiles extravagantly, I don't understand why someone likes such a man!

Could it be that sunny, handsome and sporty men like me are not popular?Lu Senlin was lying on the bed bored, staring at the ceiling in a daze.

Suddenly there was a knock on the door, Lu Senlin frowned, and shouted: "Get the key to open the door yourself!"

He thought it was his roommate who came back, those three guys didn't bring the keys every time, and even if they did, they didn't bother to do it, but they asked the people inside to open the door, so fucking annoying!

Normally, when he yelled like this, the other party would be obedient, but today, there was no sound of shaking the keys outside, instead there was an orderly knock on the door.

Lu Senlin didn't think much about it, he swished out of the bed, and cursed: "Which grandson doesn't bring the key, and asks me to get out of bed every time, I'm so annoying!"

The last syllable was still stuck in his throat, Lu Senlin opened the door and was stunned.

Just outside the door was their counselor.

The counselor looked at him blankly.

Tens of thousands of grass and mud horses galloped past in his heart, he couldn't live anymore, he couldn't live anymore!

"Which grandson?" Lin Zhi curled up the corners of his lips with a half-smile, and Lu Senlin let out a deadly "Hey" and agreed.

I am the grandson, you are the grandfather!

The man was wearing a white shirt, which was clean and flat, his trousers were also angular, and his leather shoes were shiny and spotless.As soon as he stepped into the bedroom door, he frowned: "Is your bedroom a trash can?"

Lu Senlin didn't speak, and Lin Zhi continued to speak harshly: "You guys like to sleep with flies and mosquitoes? Can people stand here? The garbage is almost piled up on the bed! And these clothes and socks, how long haven't they been washed? Need to save them? Shall we pickle pickles together? Hurry up and clean up! I think the public toilets are cleaner than your dormitories!"

Lu Senlin glared at Lin Zhi secretly, picked up the broom and began to sweep the floor unconvinced, and even deliberately poked Lin Zhi's leather shoes, thinking to himself, you are a clean freak, you will ascend to heaven sooner or later!

Lu Senlin's expression was too vivid, Lin Zhi took a panoramic view of it, and frowned even deeper.He had never seen such a careless person!

I don't know if Lu Senlin guessed what he was thinking, and suddenly replied: "Straight men are like this, teacher, don't mind too!"

"What do you mean?" Lin Zhi became angry immediately.

These words may be an explanation, but they all reveal a meaning. Straight men will not mind such things. Teacher, if you mind, you are crooked!There is a vague suspicion of discrimination against minorities.

Lu Senlin grinned, revealing a pure smile with blinding dog eyes: "Teacher, I don't mean anything!"

Lu Senlin is really meaningless. He is still at the stage of cognition that men like women and women like men. Certain minority groups are rare animals, and it may not be possible to produce one in thousands of years.

So Lu Senlin was completely unintentional, and it was purely irritating to Lin Zhi, who knew that it was right on the muzzle of the gun.

very good!Learn to satirize the teacher!

Lin Zhi stared at Lu Senlin expressionlessly, and suddenly saw a printed class schedule pasted on the opposite wall. The schedule showed that the class was full for four periods on Monday morning.

And today happens to be Monday.

"Lu Senlin, you skipped class!" As soon as Lin Zhi's voice came out, Lu Senlin trembled subconsciously.

"I've seen your professional class schedule. It's [-]:[-], and there's a human resources management class, and you're sleeping in the dormitory. I can assume you're skipping class."

Lu Senlin was stunned for a moment, then said stiffly, "I'm asking for leave."

Lin Zhi raised his eyebrows, and asked with a half-smile: "Ask for leave? To whom? Why do you ask for leave? In the class meeting just held yesterday afternoon, I emphasized that the leave slip must be signed by me, otherwise it will not be counted. "

Feeling guilty, Lu Senlin whispered, "I... I asked the teacher for leave."

Lin Zhi didn't believe it at all: "Then why don't I call Mr. Wang in your human resource management class now?"

Lu Senlin didn't dare to let him call, so he had to know the current affairs as Junjie: "Teacher, I was wrong."

Lin Zhi glanced at him, unmoved: "The leave slip template is in the professional group file, and the handwritten name, time of leave, and reason for asking for leave are printed out. In addition, except for sick leave, all leave slips here are not approved."

Lu Senlin listened to the training in silence, lowered his head and rolled his eyes, not knowing what he was thinking, but he didn't listen at all.

Seeing it, Lin Zhi burst into anger, and his voice became colder: "Sick leave, you must have a hospital certificate, or you can't walk with a broken arm or leg, otherwise you won't be approved. I see that you are alive and well now. , better than my mental head, getting sick should be impossible.

Then before noon on Wednesday, the [-]-word check was sent to my office.In addition, I will also communicate with the teacher about your skipping class. The school stipulates that if you skip more than one-third of the class hours, you will be disqualified from the final exam, and you will have to retake this course.

If you want to retake it, I don't mind if you continue to skip classes, but in view of your performance, the evaluation and awards for this semester should be affected.Finally, student Lu, I hope you will study the student handbook again. "

The author has something to say: I am a campus salty egg, I re-edited the outline and continued to write =3=

PS: The full name of college counselors is ideological and political counselors. They are not staffed by teachers and belong to administrative positions. Some schools are senior seniors and sisters, and some are recruited outside the school.However, we usually like to call counselors teachers, so we should call them teachers.If the title is not suitable, it will be revised later.