is my face swollen

The student handbook is the school's various discipline regulations. It is a [-]-page booklet, almost half a centimeter thick, and contains all kinds of terms and conditions that you can't imagine.

Lu Senlin sent Lin Zhi away, and he was in a bad mood.

What are the words for "alive and kicking", and "if you want to retake it, I don't mind if you keep skipping classes"?

He cursed Lin Zhi viciously, your grandson, then slumped down in front of the desk, picked up his mobile phone and sent a WeChat message to his buddy and roommate Mo Fang.

"I was caught by the counselor just now."

"What? He came to check bed? So early?"

"Yeah, I just said that he has nothing to do. It's a good time to go to bed in the morning. Check the ass! I suspect he is targeting me!"

The other party sent an emoticon, and Lu Senlin said: "Get out! I have to write a [-]-word inspection now, and I will hand it over to him on Wednesday."

"Poor thing, you didn't even get up when I called you that morning, you're getting retribution now."

"Are you still making trouble? What about our friendship!!! Was it eaten by a dog???"

"Then I'll give you a trick, Baidu copy and paste."

Lu Senlin's eyes lit up and he snapped his fingers. There is nothing that Baidu can't solve.

In minutes, Baidu checked several sample essays, then clicked the mouse, integrated them into a [-]-word document, adjusted the format, and copied it to a USB flash drive.

OK, done!

During lunch, Lu Senlin took the USB flash drive out to print. Mo Fang glanced at it and read out emotionally: "Dear teacher, I'm sorry! Today, I am full of guilt and remorse to write this review to express My remorse for the breach of discipline..."

Lu Senlin snatched it away, "You fucking don't come here, don't you think I'm not embarrassing enough?"

Mo Fang was about to die of laughter, and kindly reminded: "Our counselor's office is in D4127, hurry up! Good luck buddy!"

"D... Isn't it the first teaching building? Don't coax me..."

"Where is the first teaching? Just our dormitory! You idiot!"

The two just entered the dormitory building, and Lu Senlin remembered that Rong San, where he lived, happened to start with D, and his dormitory number was D4119.

"Fuck! Lin Zhi is not far from us?" Lu Senlin's eyes almost went straight.

Mo Fang nodded amusedly: "You haven't noticed for so long that Wu Yan is also in 127, which is the independent building between the third building and the fourth building. You can go there just by turning a corner from our dormitory, and you don't even have to go out of the door of the fourth building." .”

That is to say, when he wanted to chase after the beautiful and lovely female counselor, he suffered from no chance. In fact, the other party was in the office not far from him, but he didn't know it at all. He missed the good opportunity given by God in vain?

Oh shit, how did his brain grow!

Lu Senlin was almost dying of regret.

"I don't have the heart to care about where the counselor's office is, I just have to know not to invite you to drink tea, who knows..." Lu Senlin pulled his hair regretfully, "My Goddess! Go take accounting majors, don't We are here!"

"I don't think you really like Wu Yan, or you would have been stalking Wu Yan! Come on, hurry up and hand in the inspection, physical education class in the afternoon, let's go play ball!"

Lu Senlin walked to D4127. The counselor's office was indeed not far from their dormitory. They were all on the first floor. Even the public toilets and public washing machines on the first floor were across the corridor from the office.It's just that there is another exit here, thinking that Lin Zhi and Wu Yan usually don't pass by the four student dormitories, so as a freshman, it is reasonable for him not to know if he doesn't care.

The door was ajar, Lu Senlin knocked on the door, and a female teacher said, "Come in."

Lu Senlin pushed open the door and saw that the inside was divided into many cubicles, and only one female teacher was there. She was looking at the computer while she was on the phone with a microphone.

Lu Senlin nodded respectfully to her: "Hello, teacher, I'm here to find Teacher Lin Zhi."

The female teacher pointed to the cubicle next to her. There was no one there, so she must have gone out to eat.Lu Senlin walked over and put the inspection neatly on his desk. When he was about to leave, he suddenly caught a glimpse of a list. On that list, his name was outlined with a black marker pen and highlighted.

Lu Senlin's heart skipped a beat, thinking what does this mean?

The office door was pushed open again, and Lin Zhi came back.

Lu Senlin quickly said, "Teacher, I'll hand in the inspection."

Lin Zhi raised his eyebrows: "It's finished so soon?"

Lu Senlin nodded: "Yes."

Lin Zhi looked at him, and Lu Senlin felt that the look in his eyes was a bit strange, which made people shudder.

"In the future, don't casually look through other people's things." After Lin Zhi said this, he walked to the desk.

Lu Shulin said in his heart, I didn't find it out, it was obviously you who put it there yourself, and deliberately circled me, you are targeting me!Oh shit!

The feeling of being wronged was not good at all, Lu Senlin quickly left the office.

Lin Zhi also happened to see the printed inspection, and a cold smile appeared on the corners of his lips.

very good!Learn to deal with the teacher!

The first big class in the afternoon was physical education class, and Lu Senlin chose basketball.

The physical education teacher, surnamed Zhang, is the coach of the women's basketball team. He is 1.9 meters tall and looks down on everyone.Last semester, Lu Senlin was also taking physical education credits in his class, so Mr. Zhang knew Lu Senlin, and asked Lu Senlin to borrow a basketball from the equipment room as soon as class started.Others stretched their arms and stretched their legs to prepare for the activity.

Lu Senlin's basketball is pretty good, but not as good as the men's basketball team. After all, he is a special recruiter.Teacher Zhang likes him very much, and occasionally plays together.

After the assembly was over, Lu Senlin took out a ball from the net, and played half court with Mo Fang and a few basketball-loving boys in his class.Teacher Zhang let him go, and the people he wanted to teach were mainly half-baked ones and those who knew nothing.

Halfway through the fight, Lu Senlin went down to take a sip of water. Mo Fang pointed to the jacket he took off and threw on the ground, and said, "Linzi, your phone is ringing."

Lu Senlin picked up his coat and fumbled in his pocket, and it was indeed vibrating.

That is a number that has not been saved, from city C.

He opened it and answered, "Hello?"

A man's voice came from inside, the voice was very indifferent: "Is that Lu Senlin?"

Lu Senlin replied, "Yes, who are you?"

The man said: "I'm Lin Zhi, come to my office before 05:30 this afternoon."

After speaking, the man hung up.

Lu Senlin listened to the beeping sound coming from the phone, and was stunned for a while.

The people on the field shouted to him: "Linzi, it's your turn!"

Only then did Lu Senlin come to his senses, he was called to drink tea by the counselor again!Fuck!What's the matter!

Lu Senlin waved his hand and rejected those people: "I have something to do, so I won't fight, you guys fight!"

Then he grabbed his coat and mineral water bottle and ran away.

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