I'm going crazy and I'm green

I originally thought that as a person like me, reincarnation is to be a beast.

I am also quite optimistic about planning the future for myself.Although I dare not harm Shen Miao again, I don't want to see him in the next few lifetimes.The most beautiful situation is that I can be the horse he rides, and I can walk across the Jingluo Copper Camel Road with him on my back.

More importantly, if he dislikes me as a lazy horse who walks slowly, he may pinch my waist with his slender and powerful legs.

Back then, I frantically gave medicine to Shen Miao, who was studying with me in the Imperial College, but I didn't taste the taste, instead I was fucked to death.

It's a pity that God doesn't open his eyes, I ruined Shen Miao's life like a god, but I also invested in a better life experience than the previous life - Yu Jiayan, the youngest son born in the family of the eldest princess and his wife, Yu Jiayan.

I have heard many stories about the eldest princess and her husband Yu Chengye in my previous life. They are different from my father and mother in political marriage and superficial couple. Middle dragon and phoenix.

I heard that the eldest princess is dedicated to worshiping the Buddha. I suspect that all the money she gave to the temple for sesame oil has been shared by the old bald donkeys.

Before I was five years old, I thought I had entered a new reincarnation, and I was lucky to be relatives with the eldest princess' family in this life.I thought at the time, this family is really happy, and even reincarnated in one place in the next life.

Until my fifth birthday banquet, General Liu Wu and his ten-year-old eldest son Liu Chao came to congratulate me. I looked at the face that had accompanied me for more than [-] years, pulled my brother Yu Jiali's clothes, and asked: " Brother, what year is it?"

Yu Jiali squatted down and kissed me, and replied, "What's wrong, Xiao Lang, it's Tianhe's 22nd year now."

There was a thunderbolt in my heart, and I pushed away the face of this Tuanzi Li brother in disgust, and ran into the garden crying with a "wow-" amidst the maid's exclamation.

I squatted beside the flower bed in a daze, and finally realized that I did not enter a new reincarnation in this life, but went back to 19 years ago.

Only, I am no longer "me".

I immediately thought of Shen Miao.

The duck spirit promised that Shen Miao would not be harmed by me again. Does that mean that there is one more Yu Jiayan in this world, and one less Shen Miao?

In this life, where was he born and aged, where was his wife sealed and his ten years spent?

In the past five years, the eldest princess's family doted on the youngest son, and I lived like a child.

Although Shen Miao is in my heart, I dare not think about him.I'm not a good thing. In my previous life, I used my father's power to pretend to be a tiger, but inside I was a selfish and cowardly idiot.As soon as I think of Shen Miao, the past surges up, the regret and yearning that crushed the flesh and blood of a person is so painful that I dare not think about it again.

He also refused to fall into a dream, so he only left me a phantom that I dare not touch, which has only become clear today.

"Hey! Didn't you see the young master?"

There are two that will interrupt my recollection at the moment.One is a duck essence, and the other is a bitch essence.

The ten-year-old "myself" also entered the garden at some point, squeezed my face hard, and mocked: "Little fat man."

It's so cheap... Damn... I'm so cheap...

Anger dominated all my emotions in an instant, and just as I was about to kick the customer service height, my brother Li found the garden with his attendants.

I instantly switched states and burst into tears.

Thanks to the five years of being pampered and raised in the Princess Mansion, I have changed from being kicked and beaten every three days by the general who hates iron and steel to a white ball that can get red marks with just a light knock.

So I pointed at the red marks on my face and cried, "Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo......"

The little bitch Liu Chao felt that something was wrong when Brother Li came in.

Seeing his guilty look, I decided to add fuel to the fire, and cried even more sadly: "Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo Take off my pants..."

Tuanzi accusing Yu Jiali's face immediately darkened, and while hugging me, he called for someone to invite his parents.

In less than a cup of tea, the eldest princess arrived aggressively with her skirt in hand, followed by Prince Consort Pei with the same black face, and my general father, who had a bloody misfortune in both his previous and next lives.

嘻

According to my experience over the years, Liu Chao will be severely beaten after returning home.

In over two decades, this is the first time I've actually applauded my ass for suffering :)