I'm going crazy and I'm green
Chapter 23
A few days ago, I threatened to beat these snarky people out of bed, but now, without the cover of my cute skin, I was sunburned by the cruel reality.I looked at Shen Miao eagerly and smiled awkwardly.
Shen Miao's expression was complicated, and he took a step forward suddenly, so scared that I thought he was going to do something to me, so I backed away involuntarily, and almost bumped into Liu Chao.
However, Shen Miao just stepped forward to hold Liu Chao and Du Wang.Just now Du Wang was stunned by my beating, and Liu Chao punched him again.It can be seen that it is not just a rabbit, this bastard is also going to bite people when he is in a hurry. Du Wang stabilized his body and threw his fists at each other. He was about to hit Liu Chao's proud face, but both of them were clamped by Shen Miao.
Liu Chao pulled his wrist hard, but it was not easy to break free, so he turned his head and stared at me, his eyes filled with the shock of "Oh, Shen Yuanzhi's strength is so great".
I felt that the base of my tail was also grabbed by someone, so I had to gesture to Liu Chao with my eyes and say - I... how do I know? !
The old emperor probably didn't send Shen Miao to Qingzhou to be an official, but secretly put him into the rivers and lakes to grind...
Shen Miao said: "Please don't do anything again, both of you."
Alas, even if Shen Miao is my darling for two lifetimes, I have to say it.He looked like that Buddhist monk who knocked the thief to the ground with one blow, but he insisted on clasping his palms together and teaching scriptures on restraining the mind, which is very hated.
Sure enough, Du Wang saw that he couldn't move his hands, so he cursed: "You, Shen Miao, are just a dog crawling out of a dilapidated alley, how dare you touch me?"
In the past, Shen Miao disliked others talking about his family background and situation, but now there was no disturbance on his face.I don't know if he listened too much, or because his mood has changed and he no longer cares much.
But no matter what Shen Miao thought, I couldn't bear it.From Sister Jiamin, Liu Chao to Shen Miao, this bastard scolded all the people I cared about, and if he doesn't lose one of his legs today, don't say that my surname is not Yu, and Liu Chao shouldn't be surnamed Liu either.
I was hard-hearted, thinking that the prototype had already appeared in front of Shen Miao anyway, so I just broke the pot and threw it away.So I got through Shen Miao's raised hand, and stood in front of Du Wang, while he was still yelling at Shen Miao, I raised my foot and kicked, just right at the unspeakable place.
Du Wang let out a scream like killing a pig, and Shen Miao was even more shocked and let go.
I thought for a while, and made up for myself by laying down the steps: "Who dares you to insult me, Brother Shen!"
This... put it this way...Shen Miao shouldn't hate my words and deeds so much today, I comforted myself.
With such a hard kick, things will be difficult to be good.When Liu Chao and Du Wang got into a quarrel, Du Wang's servant should have run back to the mansion to complain, and I don't know why Shen Miao and I came later.
So the housekeeper of Du's mansion hurried over, the old man was sweating all over his head, and he didn't see the people beside him, so he and his followers quickly helped Mr. Du of his family (maybe he has to be changed to Mr. Du now), without even asking right or wrong He only said that he wanted to report to the official "to make you look good".
I walked out from behind Shen Miao and Liu Chao, and said coolly, "I really saw a good show."
The steward of the Du Mansion once came to the Princess Mansion with his master, and recognized my appearance. When he saw this, he immediately turned into a dumb-mouthed bitter gourd, with sweat droplets the size of soybeans rolling down his forehead.
"Hou...you are here too, Lord Hou."
I snorted coldly, thinking that I could finally take advantage of my status in this life to rectify the family traditions for that cheap friend of my son-in-law.But only halfway through the prestige words that he had planned, Yu Jiali took the eldest princess order and led a group of people to kill them aggressively.
Kneeling back and forth on the ground, I was wondering why it was less than two hours, the Princess and Brother Li knew about this, and saw Ah Mo behind Yu Jiali.I secretly scolded that stupid thing, Ah Mo, for not knowing to help me hold down Du Wang and kick that bastard a few more times, instead he slipped away early to spread the news.
I made a quick decision, thinking that if I can't speak majestic words, I can still pretend to be majestic.Therefore, taking advantage of the fact that others were afraid to show their anger, I ran to Brother Li with a mournful face, and sued Mr. Du's family for saying many bad things about my sister and Brother Shen. to hit me.
Yu Jiali Xu knew about the previous situation, and reminded me with compassion: "Mother said that I will settle accounts with you, you little slicker, when I go back."
Then, Yu Jiali stepped forward and said to Shen Miao: "Master Shen, Jiayan has caused you trouble again. My mother wants to accompany you face to face, and there are some important matters to discuss. I wonder if Master Shen has time?"
After Shen Miao bowed and agreed, Yu Jiali arranged for people to prepare chariots and horses to take Shen Miao to the Princess Mansion.
I asked Brother Li: "Brother, what about me?"
Brother Li smiled: "It depends on whether you want to continue to watch the excitement, or rush home so that mother can calm down quickly."
See what's the point of this group being punished by Brother Li, besides, Yu Jiali talked a lot about the truth, and before the swords, guns and sticks were put on, the people on the opposite side were dizzy by the training.Naturally, it is important to go to the princess mansion to accept the importance of mother and Shen Miao.
When I was leaving, I remembered that Liu Chao was still here. He was standing in the corner, patting the dirty things that splashed on himself just now, and also got away to leave.I called out to him.I didn't pay much attention to the chaos just now, so now I found some scars on the corners of his mouth.It's not particularly serious, but you can spot it when you get close.
So I said, "Come with me."
Liu Chaopi smiled and said, "I can't bear to part with you."
"Bah!" I pretended to spit at him, and said in a low voice, "You will be beaten half to death if you go back like this!"
When I returned to the mansion, the princess's mother was talking with Shen Miao in the main hall. I originally wanted to listen to the corner, but I was afraid of being caught, and because Liu Chao was following behind me, so I had to give up this plan .I steered Liu Chao around the pond where the red fish squirmed, went back to the yard, and ordered someone to give him medicine.
Liu Chao grinned and screamed in pain, and took the porcelain bottle from Huan Xing's hand by himself.After signaling me to send everyone away, he smeared the stained glass mirror in my room like his daughter's decals. I was worried about him at first, so I couldn't help laughing out loud.
Liu Chao looked at me viciously, and pulled the wound because of too much movement, gasped and muttered: "Little heartless, I'm in pain, it's fine if you don't apply medicine for me..."
I'm already used to being called by Liu Chao, and I don't want to argue with him, a fool, so I just said: "You rushed up to the pain yourself."
"Before you came, Du Wang, that son of a bitch who was born by the dog's father, scolded even worse, talking about Shen Miao and your sister." Liu Chao said, "I don't know what to do, I just dare to catch you." The innocence of the daughter's family is barking, sir, can I not rush up?"
I was a little surprised for a moment, but I was both embarrassed and moved by what he said: "Thank... thank you."
"No need, isn't your elder sister the same as my elder sister?" Liu Chao stuffed the porcelain bottle into my hand, and raised his chin shamelessly, "So, my application of medicine is equivalent to your application of medicine."
"Oh." I threw the porcelain bottle back into Liu Chao's hands, hoping that the princess mother would finish discussing the matter with Shen Miao, so as to know what they said.
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Because there are people on the new site who are asking questions about pairing, so I will officially reply——
When I first came up with this brain hole, I planned to take the 1v1 of "Shen and Yu double arrows, Liu Chao felt itchy on both sides but there was no result". However, in the process of enriching Liu Chao's character design, I became more and more reluctant to let him die alone, so I went back and changed it. outline.
So the current plan is to have a threesome, and other branches will be added after the main text (after all, 1v1quq, which was the first chapter I made a death mark), will be indicated in the title at that time.
I'm really sorry if I caused trouble to some cuties.
(Also give every little cute and crazy refill who is willing to continue watching!!!)
Another: The positional relationship in the 3P is Shen and Liu Yayu, and Brother Huaxinchao is frantically probing on the verge of having a relationship with Xiao Shen every day.
(Fill a paragraph
Huan Xing, the person I sent to inquire about the news in the main courtyard, has not returned for a long time, so I can only sit in the room and look at Liu Chao's familiar face to get by.
In fact, in terms of appearance alone, I am more inclined to myself in my previous life.After all, I was also a person who was scolded as "gold and jade on the outside, and filth on the inside". Of course, it is not enough to just hide the rags inside, and you have to have a golden and jade appearance.I'm not very satisfied with Yu Jiayan's shell.The father-in-law and brother-in-law Li look slightly weak, but they are tall, so I am short.
A few years ago, the princess mother heard from the people of the Western Regions who came to pay tribute that eating more cow and goat milk can make people grow taller, so she ordered the small kitchen in my yard to boil or steam milk for me to eat every day. , but the milk in the past few years has only turned into the cheeks on both sides of the face. Sister Jiamin and the princess mother rubbed it vigorously when they saw the opportunity, without any manliness.
Therefore, when Liu Chao is not talking nonsense, I quite like to stare at him. The quiet Liu Chao is like a beautiful mirror. It's much clearer by thinking.
However, Liu Chao may not be willing to give me a chance to admire him. He walked around the room wantonly, and after a while he sighed at the calligraphy and paintings on the wall.
He said to me in the tone of a father lamenting his incompetent son: "Zi, you have lived in such a cultured home for sixteen or seven years, why are you still a little idiot who can't speak?"
I couldn't even scold him back.
Seeing that I didn't want to talk to him, Liu Chao lingered in front of me for a while and said, "Then tell me what you, Princess Madam, want to discuss with Shen Yuanzhi."
Seeing that Huan Xing hadn't come back for a long time, I was already upset, and I couldn't see his dangling appearance, so I casually said: "Maybe it has something to do with sister's affairs."
Hearing this, Liu Chao squeezed his ass next to me, gloated and said, "What if they can't come to an agreement and can only take advantage of the situation and let Shen Yuanzhi marry your sister?"
Disgusted, I stretched out my hand to push Liu Chao who was sitting next to me, but found that this person was sitting as firmly as Mount Tai, unable to push at all, as long as I got out and stood up.
"I beg you to shut up, please?" After I finished speaking, I asked back: "Besides, if Big Brother Shen is really married to my sister, wouldn't it be possible for you to reap some benefits."
Liu Chao crossed Erlang's legs and poured a cup of tea by himself: "It might be."
I have nothing to do with Liu Chao, so I can only let him talk nonsense in my ears.However, it was getting late, and even Liu Chao's dog-skin plaster had patted his butt and returned home. It seemed that the princess's mother and Shen Miao hadn't finished talking.
Just when I got impatient and wanted to go there to see for myself, Raccoon finally came back.
She said: "His Royal Highness asked Master to go and have dinner together."
I quickly asked, "Is Big Brother Shen here?"
Huan Xing shook his head: "Just now His Highness has already prepared chariots and horses to send Mr. Shen back home."
I was immediately discouraged, and walked into the princess's mother's yard in a daze.
Why didn't Shen Miao come to say goodbye to me... I thought to myself... It's hard for me to think about how to explain my crazy words and deeds today.
Shen Miao's expression was complicated, and he took a step forward suddenly, so scared that I thought he was going to do something to me, so I backed away involuntarily, and almost bumped into Liu Chao.
However, Shen Miao just stepped forward to hold Liu Chao and Du Wang.Just now Du Wang was stunned by my beating, and Liu Chao punched him again.It can be seen that it is not just a rabbit, this bastard is also going to bite people when he is in a hurry. Du Wang stabilized his body and threw his fists at each other. He was about to hit Liu Chao's proud face, but both of them were clamped by Shen Miao.
Liu Chao pulled his wrist hard, but it was not easy to break free, so he turned his head and stared at me, his eyes filled with the shock of "Oh, Shen Yuanzhi's strength is so great".
I felt that the base of my tail was also grabbed by someone, so I had to gesture to Liu Chao with my eyes and say - I... how do I know? !
The old emperor probably didn't send Shen Miao to Qingzhou to be an official, but secretly put him into the rivers and lakes to grind...
Shen Miao said: "Please don't do anything again, both of you."
Alas, even if Shen Miao is my darling for two lifetimes, I have to say it.He looked like that Buddhist monk who knocked the thief to the ground with one blow, but he insisted on clasping his palms together and teaching scriptures on restraining the mind, which is very hated.
Sure enough, Du Wang saw that he couldn't move his hands, so he cursed: "You, Shen Miao, are just a dog crawling out of a dilapidated alley, how dare you touch me?"
In the past, Shen Miao disliked others talking about his family background and situation, but now there was no disturbance on his face.I don't know if he listened too much, or because his mood has changed and he no longer cares much.
But no matter what Shen Miao thought, I couldn't bear it.From Sister Jiamin, Liu Chao to Shen Miao, this bastard scolded all the people I cared about, and if he doesn't lose one of his legs today, don't say that my surname is not Yu, and Liu Chao shouldn't be surnamed Liu either.
I was hard-hearted, thinking that the prototype had already appeared in front of Shen Miao anyway, so I just broke the pot and threw it away.So I got through Shen Miao's raised hand, and stood in front of Du Wang, while he was still yelling at Shen Miao, I raised my foot and kicked, just right at the unspeakable place.
Du Wang let out a scream like killing a pig, and Shen Miao was even more shocked and let go.
I thought for a while, and made up for myself by laying down the steps: "Who dares you to insult me, Brother Shen!"
This... put it this way...Shen Miao shouldn't hate my words and deeds so much today, I comforted myself.
With such a hard kick, things will be difficult to be good.When Liu Chao and Du Wang got into a quarrel, Du Wang's servant should have run back to the mansion to complain, and I don't know why Shen Miao and I came later.
So the housekeeper of Du's mansion hurried over, the old man was sweating all over his head, and he didn't see the people beside him, so he and his followers quickly helped Mr. Du of his family (maybe he has to be changed to Mr. Du now), without even asking right or wrong He only said that he wanted to report to the official "to make you look good".
I walked out from behind Shen Miao and Liu Chao, and said coolly, "I really saw a good show."
The steward of the Du Mansion once came to the Princess Mansion with his master, and recognized my appearance. When he saw this, he immediately turned into a dumb-mouthed bitter gourd, with sweat droplets the size of soybeans rolling down his forehead.
"Hou...you are here too, Lord Hou."
I snorted coldly, thinking that I could finally take advantage of my status in this life to rectify the family traditions for that cheap friend of my son-in-law.But only halfway through the prestige words that he had planned, Yu Jiali took the eldest princess order and led a group of people to kill them aggressively.
Kneeling back and forth on the ground, I was wondering why it was less than two hours, the Princess and Brother Li knew about this, and saw Ah Mo behind Yu Jiali.I secretly scolded that stupid thing, Ah Mo, for not knowing to help me hold down Du Wang and kick that bastard a few more times, instead he slipped away early to spread the news.
I made a quick decision, thinking that if I can't speak majestic words, I can still pretend to be majestic.Therefore, taking advantage of the fact that others were afraid to show their anger, I ran to Brother Li with a mournful face, and sued Mr. Du's family for saying many bad things about my sister and Brother Shen. to hit me.
Yu Jiali Xu knew about the previous situation, and reminded me with compassion: "Mother said that I will settle accounts with you, you little slicker, when I go back."
Then, Yu Jiali stepped forward and said to Shen Miao: "Master Shen, Jiayan has caused you trouble again. My mother wants to accompany you face to face, and there are some important matters to discuss. I wonder if Master Shen has time?"
After Shen Miao bowed and agreed, Yu Jiali arranged for people to prepare chariots and horses to take Shen Miao to the Princess Mansion.
I asked Brother Li: "Brother, what about me?"
Brother Li smiled: "It depends on whether you want to continue to watch the excitement, or rush home so that mother can calm down quickly."
See what's the point of this group being punished by Brother Li, besides, Yu Jiali talked a lot about the truth, and before the swords, guns and sticks were put on, the people on the opposite side were dizzy by the training.Naturally, it is important to go to the princess mansion to accept the importance of mother and Shen Miao.
When I was leaving, I remembered that Liu Chao was still here. He was standing in the corner, patting the dirty things that splashed on himself just now, and also got away to leave.I called out to him.I didn't pay much attention to the chaos just now, so now I found some scars on the corners of his mouth.It's not particularly serious, but you can spot it when you get close.
So I said, "Come with me."
Liu Chaopi smiled and said, "I can't bear to part with you."
"Bah!" I pretended to spit at him, and said in a low voice, "You will be beaten half to death if you go back like this!"
When I returned to the mansion, the princess's mother was talking with Shen Miao in the main hall. I originally wanted to listen to the corner, but I was afraid of being caught, and because Liu Chao was following behind me, so I had to give up this plan .I steered Liu Chao around the pond where the red fish squirmed, went back to the yard, and ordered someone to give him medicine.
Liu Chao grinned and screamed in pain, and took the porcelain bottle from Huan Xing's hand by himself.After signaling me to send everyone away, he smeared the stained glass mirror in my room like his daughter's decals. I was worried about him at first, so I couldn't help laughing out loud.
Liu Chao looked at me viciously, and pulled the wound because of too much movement, gasped and muttered: "Little heartless, I'm in pain, it's fine if you don't apply medicine for me..."
I'm already used to being called by Liu Chao, and I don't want to argue with him, a fool, so I just said: "You rushed up to the pain yourself."
"Before you came, Du Wang, that son of a bitch who was born by the dog's father, scolded even worse, talking about Shen Miao and your sister." Liu Chao said, "I don't know what to do, I just dare to catch you." The innocence of the daughter's family is barking, sir, can I not rush up?"
I was a little surprised for a moment, but I was both embarrassed and moved by what he said: "Thank... thank you."
"No need, isn't your elder sister the same as my elder sister?" Liu Chao stuffed the porcelain bottle into my hand, and raised his chin shamelessly, "So, my application of medicine is equivalent to your application of medicine."
"Oh." I threw the porcelain bottle back into Liu Chao's hands, hoping that the princess mother would finish discussing the matter with Shen Miao, so as to know what they said.
----------------------------------------
Because there are people on the new site who are asking questions about pairing, so I will officially reply——
When I first came up with this brain hole, I planned to take the 1v1 of "Shen and Yu double arrows, Liu Chao felt itchy on both sides but there was no result". However, in the process of enriching Liu Chao's character design, I became more and more reluctant to let him die alone, so I went back and changed it. outline.
So the current plan is to have a threesome, and other branches will be added after the main text (after all, 1v1quq, which was the first chapter I made a death mark), will be indicated in the title at that time.
I'm really sorry if I caused trouble to some cuties.
(Also give every little cute and crazy refill who is willing to continue watching!!!)
Another: The positional relationship in the 3P is Shen and Liu Yayu, and Brother Huaxinchao is frantically probing on the verge of having a relationship with Xiao Shen every day.
(Fill a paragraph
Huan Xing, the person I sent to inquire about the news in the main courtyard, has not returned for a long time, so I can only sit in the room and look at Liu Chao's familiar face to get by.
In fact, in terms of appearance alone, I am more inclined to myself in my previous life.After all, I was also a person who was scolded as "gold and jade on the outside, and filth on the inside". Of course, it is not enough to just hide the rags inside, and you have to have a golden and jade appearance.I'm not very satisfied with Yu Jiayan's shell.The father-in-law and brother-in-law Li look slightly weak, but they are tall, so I am short.
A few years ago, the princess mother heard from the people of the Western Regions who came to pay tribute that eating more cow and goat milk can make people grow taller, so she ordered the small kitchen in my yard to boil or steam milk for me to eat every day. , but the milk in the past few years has only turned into the cheeks on both sides of the face. Sister Jiamin and the princess mother rubbed it vigorously when they saw the opportunity, without any manliness.
Therefore, when Liu Chao is not talking nonsense, I quite like to stare at him. The quiet Liu Chao is like a beautiful mirror. It's much clearer by thinking.
However, Liu Chao may not be willing to give me a chance to admire him. He walked around the room wantonly, and after a while he sighed at the calligraphy and paintings on the wall.
He said to me in the tone of a father lamenting his incompetent son: "Zi, you have lived in such a cultured home for sixteen or seven years, why are you still a little idiot who can't speak?"
I couldn't even scold him back.
Seeing that I didn't want to talk to him, Liu Chao lingered in front of me for a while and said, "Then tell me what you, Princess Madam, want to discuss with Shen Yuanzhi."
Seeing that Huan Xing hadn't come back for a long time, I was already upset, and I couldn't see his dangling appearance, so I casually said: "Maybe it has something to do with sister's affairs."
Hearing this, Liu Chao squeezed his ass next to me, gloated and said, "What if they can't come to an agreement and can only take advantage of the situation and let Shen Yuanzhi marry your sister?"
Disgusted, I stretched out my hand to push Liu Chao who was sitting next to me, but found that this person was sitting as firmly as Mount Tai, unable to push at all, as long as I got out and stood up.
"I beg you to shut up, please?" After I finished speaking, I asked back: "Besides, if Big Brother Shen is really married to my sister, wouldn't it be possible for you to reap some benefits."
Liu Chao crossed Erlang's legs and poured a cup of tea by himself: "It might be."
I have nothing to do with Liu Chao, so I can only let him talk nonsense in my ears.However, it was getting late, and even Liu Chao's dog-skin plaster had patted his butt and returned home. It seemed that the princess's mother and Shen Miao hadn't finished talking.
Just when I got impatient and wanted to go there to see for myself, Raccoon finally came back.
She said: "His Royal Highness asked Master to go and have dinner together."
I quickly asked, "Is Big Brother Shen here?"
Huan Xing shook his head: "Just now His Highness has already prepared chariots and horses to send Mr. Shen back home."
I was immediately discouraged, and walked into the princess's mother's yard in a daze.
Why didn't Shen Miao come to say goodbye to me... I thought to myself... It's hard for me to think about how to explain my crazy words and deeds today.
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