The wall is perfect

In the old community with a building age of at least 30 years, in summer, the air-conditioning units start to vibrate, and the whole building sprays hot air like a broken tractor, and the hot air returns to the corridor, making the whole building even more stuffy. Excited mosquitoes flew out of damp and dirty corners, buzzing in search of prey, and almost every door was tightly closed to avoid the summer heat.

The door to 404 is open.

"There's no one you're looking for here." Zhou Gehai resolutely said, pushing his wheelchair and closing the door soon.

Just as the door was about to close, a pair of white and thin hands thrust into the crack of the door, and a rather pleasant-looking face was squeezed into the crack of the door. It had a round face with big eyes, a raised nose and red lips. It looked like a young, lively child. His childishness blended harmoniously on his face, and a deep dimple appeared on the left side of his face when he smiled, "Xiong Jiu introduced me here."

Zhou Gehai froze for a moment, put his hand on the doorknob, hesitated for a while and opened the door, "Come in."

Du Cheng quickly squeezed in through the crack of the door, fearing that Zhou Gehai would regret it.

The room that Zhou Gehai lived in was not big, with one bedroom and one living room, totaling fifty square meters. Although the sparrow was small and well-equipped, the furniture was arranged neatly, making the space seem cramped.

"Sit wherever you want." Zhou Gehai pushed the wheelchair around the small living room skillfully, except for the sound of the wheelchair rolling across the old floor, it didn't hit any other places.

Du Cheng sat down on a low stool as if sleepwalking, staring curiously at Zhou Gehai's empty trousers, "How long have you been like this?"

Zhou Gehai poured a glass of water, and the wheelchair turned smoothly in front of Du Cheng. Zhou Gehai handed the glass to Du Cheng, "Drink some water, you should be very thirsty after transforming."

Du Cheng was not only thirsty, but also very hungry, as if a fire was burning in his stomach, "Thank you."

Du Cheng drank seven or eight glasses of water in a row to quench his thirst. After the problem of water shortage was solved, hunger took over.

"The leftover box lunch from last night, is that okay?"

Zhou Gehai took out a plate from the refrigerator.

Du Cheng nodded hastily, and smiled gratefully at Zhou Gehai, "Thank you so much, Jiu Jiu said that you are a very nice person, you are really a nice person."

Zhou Gehai remained calm, his incarnation looked like a boy of sixteen or seventeen, with an ordinary appearance, a gentle and distant expression, and said with a straight voice: "He farts."

Du Cheng: "..."

The leftovers were cold and hard, but Du Cheng ate them with gusto. After transforming into a human form, he would suffer in the human form. A wall that cannot be moved in one place is stronger than I don't know how many times.

"It's delicious," Du Cheng looked at the clean plate with longing eyes. "Human food is really delicious."

Zhou Gehai's face was full of indifference, "I only treat you to this meal."

Du Cheng hurriedly said: "Don't get me wrong, I didn't come here to eat and drink, Jiu Jiu said that you have a way to deal with human defects..."

Zhou Gehai glanced at Du Cheng sharply, and took a panoramic view of Du Cheng from the beginning to the end in an instant. He didn't see where Du Cheng was missing any parts, "Do you have a defect?"

Du Cheng: "Yes."

Zhou Gehai: "Where?"

Du Cheng hesitated for a moment, and said a little shyly, "I don't have breasts."

Zhou Gehai: "..."

Zhou Gehai withdrew his gaze, his fair face was stained with a little blush, and patiently popularized his physiological knowledge: "Male human forms generally have no breasts."

Du Cheng hurriedly explained, "I didn't mean that," he made a circle on his chest, "Here...it's indented."

Zhou Gehai frowned slightly, "What is your body?"

Du Cheng: "The wall."

Zhou Gehai: "?"

Du Cheng explained: "The wall next to Titu."

Zhou Gehai: "..."

Du Cheng: "Jiu Jiu said that we are the same kind, but he said that you are also a master of architecture."

Zhou Gehai did not diverge from this topic, and looked solemnly at Du Cheng's chest.

After taking shape, Du Cheng didn't have much spiritual power, so he forced himself to wear a set of clothes to hide his ugliness. Seeing Zhou Gehai staring at him, he generously said, "Want to see it?"

Zhou Gehai: "..."

Zhou Gehai: "No need."

"Jiu Jiu said you have a solution." Du Cheng was also almost dying of worry. He was there when he transformed into his body. When he saw the hole in his chest, he yelled on the spot, "Why do you have no breasts?!"

Du Cheng was also dumbfounded. He looked back at his body and found that there was also a depression in his body. Immediately, the suffering he had suffered for thousands of years appeared in his mind, and he immediately gritted his teeth: "I'm going to kill those dog couples!"

"Couple?" Zhou Gehai interrupted Du Cheng's narration, "The depression in your chest is related to a couple?"

Du Cheng nodded seriously, "They are very bad."

Zhou Gehai had an expression of "Please start your tragic story".

Du Cheng clenched his fists angrily, "They kissed me!"

Zhou Gehai: "..."

The more Du Cheng thought about it, the more angry he was, and he gestured to his chest again, "Just here, every time—every time, I kiss here, especially hard, especially for men, I'm afraid he'll eat that woman."

Zhou Gehai: "..."

"Jiu Jiu said that a spirit with a flawed human form will die soon after becoming a spirit."

The "death" of a spirit is different from the "death" of a human. The death of a human is the destruction of the body, while the death of a spirit is more inclined to the soul level. The spirit will be beaten back to its original form and will never be able to become a spirit again.

For Du Cheng, he has built a wall for thousands of years, and once he becomes a master, he doesn't want to make another wall no matter what.

Fortunately, Xiong Jiujiu is a know-it-all, so he immediately pointed out the way for him, telling him that there is a low-key ghost figure in this city who also has major flaws, but he has been living well. Du Cheng immediately followed the address given by Xiong Jiujiu to find him. Zhou Gehai.

After hearing what happened to Du Cheng, Zhou Gehai turned his wheelchair into the small kitchen, and Du Cheng immediately followed.

The kitchen was too small, and Zhou Gehai would fill the entire kitchen with people and wheelchairs. He turned his back to Du Cheng and started to boil water.

Du Cheng stood outside the kitchen, silent for a while, and said softly: "I know that must be your secret book, as long as you are willing to help me, I will definitely repay you."

The kettle began to boil water with a snort, and the room was extremely quiet. When the water boiled, Zhou Gehai said slowly, "Do you have a place to go now?"

"No."

"The sofa in the living room can sleep one person when unfolded."

Du Cheng heard that Zhou Gehai meant to take him in, and probably meant to help him, so he said happily, "Thank you, thank you, thank you very much, you are such a good person!"

Zhou Gehai, who was issued two good person cards in a row, lowered his eyelashes, picked up the kettle and poured water, "You can't live here for nothing."

"Of course! Just say what you need me to do!"

"First wash the dishes you just ate."

"it is good--"

Zhou Gehai backed out from the kitchen, and Du Cheng went in with the dishes to wash, because things were going well, he was in a good mood and hummed a tune that he liked to hum, "I forgot to introduce, my name is Du Cheng, I know you It's called Zhou Gehai."

After washing the dishes, wiping the table and mopping the floor according to Zhou Gehai's request, Zhou Gehai was finally willing to give him advice.

"Flaws in the original form do not affect the human form."

"Even if your original form is dented, the human form shouldn't be like that."

"The strange human form is made of spiritual power. If it is really the problem of those couples as you said, then there should be only one reason for this situation, and that is that they sucked your spiritual power."

Du Cheng sat on the small bench and took notes, and couldn't help but worry when he heard this, "What should I do then? Is there any way to get them back?"

Zhou Gehai looked down at his empty trousers, and said indifferently, "I don't know."

Du Cheng thought for a while, then raised his head and said, "Can I find them and kill them?"

Zhou Gehai raised his eyes, Du Cheng's human figure is really good, not to mention beautiful, it looks unstained and beautiful, like the little golden boy who grew up in front of the Buddha in the temple, with a beautiful face and innocent tone , but the words he said were extremely cruel. At this moment, Zhou Gehai clearly felt that the other party was indeed a little monster who had just become a spirit, wild and untamed.

Zhou Gehai remained calm, "No, harming humans will attract people from the Spirit Management Bureau."

Du Cheng heard a new term, "What is the Spirit Management Bureau?"

"A place built by a conceited tyrant who thinks he can dominate, judge and control the world order," Zhou Gehai said, "They don't like any spirits who have freedom, and use various rules to restrain us, as long as there are spirits that don't suit their wishes , will be punished arbitrarily by them.”

Du Cheng was a little nervous, "How to punish?"

Zhou Gehai thought for a while, "Last year, a lion fled after becoming a spirit and hurt people. After being caught by the staff of the Spirit Management Bureau, it was fined to be a brand logo for three years."

Du Cheng: "What is a brand logo?"

Zhou Gehai pointed to a leaflet promoting discounts in supermarkets on the table, "Here, we are selling electrical appliances now."

Du Cheng glanced at the lion printed on the paper, and suddenly felt that the Spirit Management Bureau was really scary and cruel. All the spirits had gone through untold hardships to cultivate their human form. Hitting Two-dimensional is really a must, a disaster.

Du Cheng shivered for a moment, then swore: "I will never hurt human beings!"

"Well," Zhou Gehai said, "There's no rush for this matter. The situation is not as bad as Xiong Jiu said. You can survive at least a few months like you. The most urgent thing is to find a job first. I can't afford you, otherwise you Maybe it didn't disappear because of the human defect, but was starved to death first."

The burden of survival and living is pressing on Du Cheng, but Du Cheng is still very optimistic. As long as he lives, as long as he lives like a human being, then he has hope.

Zhou Gehai introduced a person to him, "His name is Muye, he is a human being, and he lives here on the 1301th floor, [-]. You go to him and ask him to give you a fake ID card and a fake academic certificate. Remember Don't expose yourself as a ghost."

"Okay!" Du Cheng wrote down, ran out in a hurry, and ran up to the thirteenth floor in one breath. Now that he had a human form, he blushed and panted, and his chest hurt, which made him happy for the existence of being alive. Sad reminder of the hollow in the chest.

"I'm so disappointed in you!"

The girl's crying voice came, and the door of 1301 was pushed open. Du Cheng dodged to the side in surrender, for fear that meeting the girl would attract people from the Spirit Management Bureau.

The girl covered her face and ran downstairs. Du Cheng looked at her disappearing back, and vaguely felt that he had seen her somewhere before, with an inexplicable sense of familiarity.

"Hey--"

When the boy's displeased voice came, Du Cheng turned his head and saw a tall and handsome boy looking at him with an unfriendly face, "What are you looking at?"

Just as Du Cheng was about to answer, his chest suddenly trembled. He subconsciously touched his own chest. After touching it, Du Cheng was shocked—his chest... seemed to have grown a little bit?

"I'm talking to you." Muye raised his voice. He didn't like the behavior of the person in front of him staring at his girlfriend who had just left. There was a lot of fish and dragons in this building. He told Meng Shiping not to come to him many times because he was afraid of Meng Shiping Being targeted by people with bad intentions, although the young man in front of him looks 100% good on the outside, Makino is still worried.

Du Cheng came back to his senses, covered his chest with his hands, and murmured, "I'll apply for the certificate."

When the business came, Makino's attitude improved slightly, "What certificate do I need?"

Du Cheng: "ID card and degree certificate."

Makino: "What degree? I can't do it here with a university degree."

Du Cheng thought to himself that he didn't know what a degree certificate was, and he didn't ask Zhou Gehai for clarification. After thinking about it, since the university couldn't handle it, Du Cheng said: "Primary school."

Makino: "..."