The wall is perfect

After Du Cheng made it clear that Zhou Gehai asked him to come, Muye's attitude improved. If there is anyone in this building who Muye thinks is a good person, then only Zhou Gehai is the one who politely invited Du Cheng. Cheng Jinmen,

Makino opened the door and said, "Generally no one checks the elementary school graduation certificate. If you want it, I'll give you a high school diploma." Besides, who would have thought that a person who grows up like this would be a fool?

Du Cheng quickly expressed his thanks.

Makino's room has the same layout as Zhou Gehai's room, because the lighting is better and there are few things in the room, it looks more spacious and brighter than Zhou Gehai's, and the atmosphere of life is relatively lighter.

There were various certificates piled up on the table against the wall. Makino took out a graduation certificate from the No. [-] High School in the city, and looked back at Du Cheng who was looking around the camera curiously. I stuffed it back and took my graduation certificate from a low-level high school.

"Take a picture first."

Du Cheng has taken a lot of photos, which are often used by tourists as the background wall. This is the first time that he is the protagonist in a humanoid photo. It feels very different, and he is quite excited, with constant smiles on his face.

ID photos focus on the facial features, which usually magnify the flaws of a person’s face. The Jiulouyu in the lens is completely resistant. The facial features can’t tell where they look good. They are pleasing when they are put together, and the dimples on the face are terrible. The finishing touch is not the kind of surprise that knocks people out, but it makes people let go of their guard and develop a good impression unconsciously.

Makino took a few photos neatly, checked that Du Cheng in the photos fully met the requirements for ID photos, and said casually, "You look like this, don't you think about debuting as a star?"

"Debut?" Du Cheng tilted his head, "What do you mean?"

A small part of his knowledge of human society comes from the conversations and behaviors of tourists and pedestrians, and most of it comes from the popular science, and his understanding of the world is not bad.

Makino was speechless, "Nothing."

In less than 10 minutes, the two freshly released false certificates were completed. Of course, they were not to the point of confusing the real ones, so it is not a big problem to use them for a job.

Makino came out with two fake certificates. Du Cheng sat on a small bench with his hands on his knees, sitting upright and upright, without squinting. Muye thought he looked like a primary school student.

"Give."

Du Cheng went to pick up the two false certificates with both hands, and his fingertips inadvertently touched Makino, and some images suddenly flashed back in his mind.

"grown ups……"

The slim woman was forced into a corner and lowered her head timidly.

The tall figure of the man covered the slender woman, and lowered his head forcefully.

Du Cheng suddenly closed his eyes in horror, and when he opened them again to look at Makino, his eyes almost fell out of the window, and he roared in his heart: Good guys, it turned out to be you!

Makino: "Since I'm Brother Zhou's friend, I won't charge any money."

Du Cheng stared at him fiercely, resisting the urge to kill him alive, fixed his eyes on Mu Ye's lips for a while, really angry, clenched his fists, and quickly said: "Your mouth is really big."

Makino: "..."

Du Cheng ran away, fearing that he would not be able to control his emotions, so he gave Makino a set of wall massage packages.

Qiang Chengjing has no other abilities, but his body is hard and his strength is extremely strong. Makino might die if he punches him down.

Du Cheng ran downstairs "boom boom boom" and touched his chest after running to the fourth floor. It wasn't his illusion, his chest was indeed a little bigger.

why?

Du Cheng recalled carefully that when he went up, Muye was arguing with a woman, who seemed to be the woman he pressed against the wall to kiss hundreds of years ago. After their quarrel, his chest recovered a little.

Du Cheng seemed to have caught a clue, knocked on the door with two false certificates, and told Zhou Gehai what he had discovered.

After Zhou Gehai listened quietly, he didn't show much surprise, "Since your spiritual power was taken away by someone, of course there is a way to get it back. All the people who took away your spiritual power were lovers. This shouldn't be a coincidence. There is a saying that you have to tie the bell to untie the bell, and your way out should lie with those lovers."

Du Cheng nodded, "Xiong Jiu said the same thing."

Zhou Gehai: "What did he say?"

Du Cheng: "Xiong Jiu said that walls have been a good place for couples to express their love since ancient times. Ancient walls like mine were popular in the past, but now humans have expanded to electronic walls, called confession walls. It’s an inextricably linked relationship that can’t be resolved.”

Zhou Gehai: "..." Xiong Jiu Jiu, this crow and half demon is really good at talking nonsense.

"Since you have turned into a spirit, don't always take others as your guide." Zhou Gehai said.

Du Cheng nodded, took out his small notebook and wrote it down carefully, "I remember."

Zhou Gehai: "..."

Du Chengcheng settled down smoothly on the first day, but on the second day, Zhou Gehai stuffed a newspaper to find a job.

Zhou Gehai reminded him to find some physical labor that he could do, "A company that is too formal will not work, and false certificates will be found out."

Du Cheng: "I understand."

Du Cheng was lying on the table to read the newspaper. The height of the dining table had to take care of Zhou Gehai, a human figure without two legs, so it was very short. Seriously circled his face on the newspaper, and copied the jobs that met the requirements from the newspaper into his small notebook.

Zhou Gehai has seen a lot of spirits. To reach the stage of transformation, the spirits must have gone through ups and downs. Those spirits may be cunning, intelligent or stupid, but they have never seen a style like Du Cheng. To kill someone is to be vicious and obedient.

"Then I'll go out and look for a job first."

Solving life problems is a compulsory course for every ghost. Du Cheng not only wants to recover the missing spiritual power to save his own life and hard-won human form, but also wants to live a good life as a "human" in the future.

Zhou Gehai: "Eat the food before leaving."

In fact, Du Cheng was quite hungry, but he was embarrassed to mention the matter of eating. Zhou Gehai took the initiative to say it, and he thanked him movedly. He sat down and ate a bowl of cold water soaked rice. He was so satisfied that his eyes narrowed.

Zhou Gehai watched with cold eyes, "There is more to eat if you are not full."

It is true that Du Cheng is not full. He has been hungry since he became a sperm, but what Zhou Gehai said is right. Zhou Gehai can't afford to support him, and there is no reason to support him. He came to ask Zhou Gehai for help. He should repay Zhou Gehai. Across the sea, just don't starve to death, so I have the nerve to eat too much.

Du Cheng brought a small notebook and two fake certificates, and Zhou Gehai also gave him ten yuan to take the bus. Zhou Gehai asked him if he would take the bus, and Du Cheng firmly said yes, Xiong Jiu had taught him, and before his transformation, he had consulted Xiong Jiu with a lot of tips on how to integrate into human society. Taking the bus was a piece of cake for him.

Du Cheng didn't choose to take the bus, he could save a little. After walking for more than half an hour, he came to a magnificent building. After stuffing the books, he patted his chest and walked straight in.

In broad daylight, the huge building was very deserted, almost no one was there, and the white marble floor was so clean that people could be seen. Du Cheng couldn't help holding his breath, "Is anyone there?"

A sentence floated slowly from under the front desk, "Who are you looking for?"

Du Cheng walked towards the direction of the voice, "I'm here to apply."

The receptionist raised his head lazily, stopped in the middle of his yawn, and stared straight at Du Cheng, "Are you here to apply?"

"Yes," Du Cheng took out a small notebook to check, "Are you recruiting security here?"

"Security?!" The man had already stood up and exaggerated, "Honey, are you kidding me?!"

The security guard required a junior high school graduate. Du Cheng felt a little guilty, and said sincerely, "I have a high school diploma, is that okay?"

receptionist:"……"

Du Cheng was pulled in by the other party.

The building is surprisingly large. The hall used to be a thin corridor. Du Cheng was dragged around a corner. The man pushed open a door and pushed Du Cheng onto the sofa to sit down. His eyes were shining like he was looking at something. Staring at Du Cheng like a valuable treasure, "Sit here and don't move, I'll go find our boss."

Du Cheng thought that this was probably the interview, so he sat in the room and waited honestly, silently preparing the interview lines in his heart.

After a while, the sound of the door opening came, and Du Cheng immediately got up and turned around. It was a tall man wearing all white. The two looked at each other. Which way are you on?"

Du Cheng was silent for a while, but still said truthfully: "Lingquan Road Street." His original shape is on that street.

Tang Fu: "..."

Tang Fu looked Du Cheng up and down, half-believing and half-doubting: "Aren't you from the Tiankeng Club?" Looking like this, she applied for a security guard, and if the security guards are not complete, the hostile unit sent them as undercover agents.

Du Cheng shook his head, "I'm not, I plan to go to the Tiankeng clubhouse later."

Tang Fu: "What do you mean?"

Du Cheng: "If I fail the interview here, I will go there."

Tang Fu slapped her thigh, took Du Cheng's hand, and said eagerly: "No need to go, you have passed the interview!"

Du Cheng didn't expect to find a job so smoothly. The other party didn't even look at his high school diploma, so he shook his hand with a sigh of relief, "Thank you, boss."

Tang Fu's eyes patrolled Du Cheng's facial features like searchlights. What he saw was not a pretty face, but white banknotes!God sent him a... "What's your name?"

"Du Cheng."

Yes, Du Cheng!Tang Fu's mouth was almost grinning to the back of her ears, "This name sounds nice, I like it, and once I hear it, I can become our top star!"

star?Du Cheng's ears twitched. He remembered that Muye said he would make his debut as a star.

"I'm here to apply for a job as a security guard, not a celebrity," Du Cheng said.

Tang Fu patted Du Cheng's hand and smiled like a wolf grandma, "That's not important." Taking Du Cheng's hand and sitting down, she began to draw a big cake for Du Cheng, "Don't get me wrong, let's stay here, actually Very formal clubhouse…”

Du Cheng withdrew his hand, "Then I can't work here with you."

Tang Fu turned pale with fright, a money tree finally fell from the sky, how could she let it go! "Why?!"

Du Cheng: "I don't want to work in a company that is too formal."

Tang Fu: "..." So direct?

Tang Fu gritted her teeth. The business is really bad now. Even if the poppies came, he would have to drink poison to quench his thirst before he said, "You want to make extra money with customers after get off work. I don't need to interfere with you."

Introduced?debut?It should mean something like that, right?

Du Cheng's mind was a little confused.

Tang Fu saw that the cash cow didn't make a sound, so she got anxious and slapped her hands, "The treatment is easy to talk about, I'll give you 50% commission, the highest in the whole store, you definitely don't have such good benefits in Tiankeng clubhouse!"

Du Cheng thought for a while, took out a small book from his pocket, and looked through it. After checking, he raised his eyes to Tang Fu who was full of eagerness, "How much is a month?"

The security guard pays food and lodging for [-] a month. Depending on the reaction of the other party, it should be more money for a celebrity debut. If there is [-], he will take a risk. Anyway, the other party has not checked his academic certificate so far.

Tang Fu pondered for a while, quickly calculated the gains and losses in her heart, and said cautiously: "I will give you a basic salary of 50 yuan, a 2% commission, and there is no upper limit. If the monthly performance reaches [-] yuan, then add [-] % bonus, what do you think?"

Du Cheng: "...OK!"

As soon as the contract was signed, Du Cheng would be employed. Tang Fu smiled sinisterly while holding the contract, as if she had already seen the future of his special love club becoming popular in the city.

Du Cheng was also very happy with the contract. With so much money, he would not have to worry about life in the future. After solving this trouble, he could concentrate on dealing with the problem of humanoid defects.

The clubhouse opened at 7:[-] p.m., and it has not yet started to work. Tang Fu asked Du Cheng to receive training during the day and go to work directly at night.

Du Cheng agreed, but he wanted to go back first.

Tang Fu tried her best to let Du Cheng stay. He could arrange a place for Du Cheng. Relying on Zhou Gehai's guidance, he didn't agree immediately, saying that he would go back and discuss with his co-resident.

Tang Fu: "Are you living with someone?"

Du Cheng nodded.

Tang Fu: "Male or female?"

Du Cheng: "Male."

Tang Fu was dumbfounded, and he said with difficulty: "But we are a club for women."

Du Cheng was puzzled, "Can't I serve women?"

Tang Fu: Wild baby.

Tang Fu confirmed: "So you are the type who can take all men and women?"

Du Cheng clarified seriously, "I don't eat people, neither men nor women."

Tang Fu: "..." He is so cold and masculine, he is so suitable to work here!

Tang Fu personally sent Du Cheng out, stroking Du Cheng's shoulders like a loving mother. The shoulders were straight and wide, like a cash cow, "Where do you live, I'll take a taxi for you."

Taking a taxi is more expensive than taking a bus. Du Cheng rejected the other party's offer, "I don't have any money."

The cash cow said that she has no money, Tang Fu became anxious, and immediately said courteously: "Alipay is still WeChat, I will send you the money."

Du Cheng: "I don't have Alipay and WeChat."

After some exchanges, Tang Fu finally understood that the person in front of him looked like he had traveled from a primitive society. He didn't even have a mobile phone, and his boyfriend didn't even buy him one.

Tang Fu felt mixed feelings after hearing this, and immediately asked someone to give Du Cheng 1000 yuan in cash first.

Du Cheng was a little dizzy when he saw so much money at once, "Thank you."

Tang Fu said in a complicated mood: "You keep the money for yourself, men are unreliable."

Du Cheng: "He treats me very well."

Tang Fu was curious about the love story of the beautiful boy, so she asked a few questions.

Du Cheng counted Zhou Gehai's kindness to him in detail, "He gave me leftovers, let me sleep on the sofa in his living room, and gave me back the money." I won't mention the false testimony, skip it.

Tang Fu was shocked, "...how much did he give you?" How much money would it take to eat leftovers and sleep on the sofa so that such a handsome young man would willingly follow him?

Du Cheng took out the flat ten dollar bills in his pocket, "Ten dollars."

Tang Fu: "..." Uncle policeman, someone here has been raped by a scumbag, can you take care of it!