The director of crossing turns into a Chow Chow
Chapter 2 The Movie Emperor Is a Panda Control
"It turned out to be a little male dog." Cheng Shi said.Then he held You Ruonan's butt with one hand, and smoothed the hair behind him with the other.
As a small milk dog, You Ruonan is now bigger than an adult's hand, ignoring his outrageously round figure, he is essentially similar to a newborn baby.
Cheng Shi smoothed his hair for a while, then suddenly lay down on the sofa, then put You Ruonan on his chest, supported him with one hand, and picked up the phone with the other to make a call.
"Hello, Zheng Yi."
"You still know me! Open the door for me, you bastard—!"
Cheng Shi took the phone away, and the hand that supported You Ruonan covered his dog's ears very intimately.After a while, when the person outside calmed down, he took it closer again and said, "If you scold me, I will fire you."
On the other side: "...I will die of heart failure sooner or later if I continue to work!"
"Heh." Cheng Shi smiled dismissively, and said, "The key is in the innermost drawer on the right side of the second floor of the shoe cabinet at the door, come in by yourself."
"..."
You Ruonan, who was bound by Cheng Shi's hand and unable to escape, thought: This manager's name is really as ugly as Cheng Shi's.
Then he felt his stomach... grunt.
Zheng Yi took the key and opened the door, and when he walked in, he saw Cheng Shi lying lazily on the sofa, looking tenderly at the ball of fur on his chest.He seemed to see a ray of light called "Holy Father Mary" falling on Cheng Shi. If this picture was captured by a reporter, who would say that Cheng Shi was "cold, facial paralyzed, and playing big names"!
But just thinking about it, Zheng Yi coughed lightly.
Cheng Shi and the ball of fur on his chest raised their heads at the same time, looking at him in unison.
Zheng Yi: "..."
"I want to adopt him, what should I do?" Cheng Shi asked bluntly.
Zheng Yi choked. Although he had expected it, the other party's "natural" attitude still gave him a stomachache.
"Have you really thought it through? Do you know what it means to have a dog?"
"What does it represent?" Cheng Shi asked.
"A dog is not a tortoise, not a goldfish, and you can't just feed it at a fixed point every day. They need someone to accompany them. Cheng Shi, you are a star, and you have countless announcements every day. How can you have time to take care of a puppy? "
"Then reduce the announcement."
When You Ruonan turned his head to look at Cheng Shi, he was surprised at his unusual persistence.
Zheng Yi was choked again, but he was already used to Cheng Shi's style.He took a deep breath and continued to persuade: "Your career is on the rise, and you haven't really reached the top yet. Reducing announcements will not do you any good."
"But there's no harm in that. It's better, isn't it?"
You Ruonan couldn't help but look at Cheng Shi again.
In fact, he also thinks so, now that Cheng Shi has gained fame and strength—although he scolded the other party as "a third-rate star who has no acting skills and no feelings, relying on a face", but God knows, any actor who has worked with You Ruonan No matter if it's a comedian or an actor or actress, he has scolded him like this before... You Ruonan is also well-known in the entertainment industry for his bad temper.
And not long ago, Cheng Shigang won a best actor, although not the three awards in the circle, but he is also an actor, right?
So for Cheng Shi now, what he lacks the most is a good script, a work that can make him truly a god.
Obviously, Zheng Yi also considered this, so he didn't deny it outright.Instead, continue to work on the emotional side: "Even so, you still don't spend enough time with him. And have you raised animals? Do you know how to take care of animals?"
"I have raised turtles."
"...As I said, turtles are different from dogs."
"so what?"
"... Cheng Shi, you can't be so willful."
"Ha ha."
"..." Zheng Yi had no choice. He could never change Cheng Shi's decision. He tried his best to dissuade him: "You can't raise him just because he looks like a panda. After all, he is not a panda. He is just a panda." a dog."
You Ruonan was lying in a trough, what did he hear?
"Can you let me raise a panda?" Cheng Shi asked.
Zheng Yi: "...I can't."
"Then what a fart."
"..."
You Ruonan: So... is Cheng Shi actually a panda fan?==.
The matter is a foregone conclusion, Zheng Yi waved his hand and didn't intend to say anything more.As a result, he was just about to leave when Cheng Shi stopped him: "I remember you had a dog? Tell me what to pay attention to."
"..." If this continues, he will die young, right?
"It's my mother who keeps dogs..."
"That's different, tell me."
"..." Zheng Yi walked over feebly, trying to pick up the puppy to have a look, but was avoided by Cheng Shi.
"Just say it, don't touch your hands."
"..."
You Ruonan looked at the poor manager in front of him with great sympathy.
"Okay," Zheng Yi sighed, "to raise a dog, you first need to know its breed, so as to understand the habits of the breed. You can go to Baidu on the Internet for feeding and bathing the dog. Then you have to take him to the veterinary hospital as soon as possible. Vaccines should be given regularly in the future. I heard from my mother that a dog is like a human child and needs company. So you have to spend time every day taking him for a walk and playing with him. Oh, by the way, according to my observation, my mother every Grooming her dog every month, so you have to pay for a dog spa every month."
"Do I look like someone who doesn't have enough money for his spa?"
"...Not like, I do." Zheng Yi remembered something again, and said, "By the way, you have to name your dog."
"Get up."
He had a bad feeling, "What's your name?"
"Panda. Oh, or panda, more foreign style."
Zheng Yi: "..."
You Ruonan was angry from the heart, and took another bite at Cheng Shi's wrist.
Cheng Shi calmly indulged his little milk dog, and said to Zheng Yi: "Look, he likes this name."
Zheng Yi, You Ruonan: "..."
Zheng Yi felt that he couldn't stay here any longer, he waved his hand: "Okay, I'm leaving, don't forget the announcement in the afternoon, I will pick you up at two o'clock."
"Cancel it for me."
Staggered, "Then what did you say?"
Cheng Shi frowned and said, "Would you go to work before you got in touch with your newborn son? If you said yes, then I misread you before."
"..." Damn it, this manager really doesn't work!
"If you want to resign, remember to find me a caring, compassionate, gentle and kind next home."
"...If you don't go, don't go, I'm leaving."
Cheng Shi and You Ruonan were left in the room.
You Ruonan felt that he was ransacked by three views.
He never knew that Cheng Shi, a superstar who was rich, cold, handsome, and aggressive in front of him, was so... mean in life!vicious!capricious!
He couldn't find any other words to describe it, and he felt that his dislike for Cheng Shi had increased to another level.
On top of that, he was very hungry now, very hungry.And this owner, who adopted him with great enthusiasm, didn't, didn't, have, felt!
In the face of the problem of food and clothing, self-esteem and so on are farts.
You Ruonan barked decisively.
"Wang Wang Wang-"
"Panda, so you can bark." Cheng Shi whispered.
"Wow, woof, woof——"—I'm not dumb, of course I can yell!
"You have a home starting today, are you happy?"
"Wow, woof, woof—"—Happy you are paralyzed!Give me something to eat quickly!
"It seems that you are really happy, and I hope we can get along happily in the future."
"Wow, woof, woof——"—you will starve to death if you don't give me food, who will get along with you happily!
"Aren't you sick? Why are you barking all the time?" Cheng Shi pinched You Ruonan's doggy face, staring into his eyes seriously and asked.
You Ruonan: "...Wang."
Cheng Shi picked up the phone and dialed Zheng Yi.
"...What are you doing again, Cheng Da Film King?"
"Panda keeps barking, why?"
"...I'm not the roundworm in his stomach, how would I know!...Could it be because I'm hungry?"
Cheng Shi hung up the phone directly, turned his head to look at You Ruonan, and asked, "Are you hungry?"
You Ruonan: "...Wang."——Yes, your sister.
Cheng Shi clearly put You Ruonan on the sofa, blocked the possibility of him falling with cushions, and then got up.Before leaving, he turned his head and said thoughtfully, "It always feels like you were answering me just now."
You Ruonan froze.
"It's quite spiritual."
"..." - a brief sigh of relief.
When Cheng Shi went to the kitchen to prepare food for You Ruonan, You Ruonan was thinking about his dog life on the sofa.
First of all, the indisputable fact - he has crossed.But there must be a reason for things to happen, and there must be a reason for time travel.It's a pity that You Ruonan has never studied the theory of gods and ghosts, the art of dunjia, etc. except for a little while watching movies.So he had no clue as to why.
So, what was he doing before time travel?
A day ago, on set.Because the filming work was not going well, he scolded Cheng Shi a lot.In the evening, he received a call from Gosau, who was nominated for the Best Director Award at the Hundred Flowers Film Festival.The two went out to celebrate and drank a lot of wine at the bar.And then...then he couldn't remember.
Are you drunk?He did lose his temper last night.Because he was already in a bad mood, and Gosau was in a good mood after being nominated.He didn't want to spoil the other party's interest, so he had to keep drinking himself.
So what did he do when he was drunk?
...can't remember.
no memory.
However, Gosau was probably the last person he saw before crossing.
He wanted to see Gosau, now, right now.
The urge to see that person was stronger than ever.
Than the day when he wanted to confess his love to the other party but saw the other party hugging the school girl, than the moment when he bought a gift for the other party for his birthday but rushed to the hospital when he received the news that the other party was injured, than he did once in order to realize Gosau's dream When quitting the competition for the first time...be urgent.
You Ruonan didn't know that at this moment, he was lying on the sofa, with his head against the pillow, his two black bean-like eyes staring blankly at the front, he looked like a poor child abandoned by his master.
And his sentimental function, which was inadvertently touched, did not last long, but was interrupted by a pot of mashed potatoes.
……and many more?
……Mashed potatoes?
Are you kidding me?
You Ruonan raised his little head, which was still as heavy as a thousand catties, and stared straight at Cheng Shi, trying to see the information he wanted from the other's eyes.
It's a pity that Cheng Shi couldn't read the shock in his heart at all, and uttered two words coldly like Satan: "Eat."
You Ruonan: "..."
——Believe it or not, I will sue you for cruelty to animals!
As a small milk dog, You Ruonan is now bigger than an adult's hand, ignoring his outrageously round figure, he is essentially similar to a newborn baby.
Cheng Shi smoothed his hair for a while, then suddenly lay down on the sofa, then put You Ruonan on his chest, supported him with one hand, and picked up the phone with the other to make a call.
"Hello, Zheng Yi."
"You still know me! Open the door for me, you bastard—!"
Cheng Shi took the phone away, and the hand that supported You Ruonan covered his dog's ears very intimately.After a while, when the person outside calmed down, he took it closer again and said, "If you scold me, I will fire you."
On the other side: "...I will die of heart failure sooner or later if I continue to work!"
"Heh." Cheng Shi smiled dismissively, and said, "The key is in the innermost drawer on the right side of the second floor of the shoe cabinet at the door, come in by yourself."
"..."
You Ruonan, who was bound by Cheng Shi's hand and unable to escape, thought: This manager's name is really as ugly as Cheng Shi's.
Then he felt his stomach... grunt.
Zheng Yi took the key and opened the door, and when he walked in, he saw Cheng Shi lying lazily on the sofa, looking tenderly at the ball of fur on his chest.He seemed to see a ray of light called "Holy Father Mary" falling on Cheng Shi. If this picture was captured by a reporter, who would say that Cheng Shi was "cold, facial paralyzed, and playing big names"!
But just thinking about it, Zheng Yi coughed lightly.
Cheng Shi and the ball of fur on his chest raised their heads at the same time, looking at him in unison.
Zheng Yi: "..."
"I want to adopt him, what should I do?" Cheng Shi asked bluntly.
Zheng Yi choked. Although he had expected it, the other party's "natural" attitude still gave him a stomachache.
"Have you really thought it through? Do you know what it means to have a dog?"
"What does it represent?" Cheng Shi asked.
"A dog is not a tortoise, not a goldfish, and you can't just feed it at a fixed point every day. They need someone to accompany them. Cheng Shi, you are a star, and you have countless announcements every day. How can you have time to take care of a puppy? "
"Then reduce the announcement."
When You Ruonan turned his head to look at Cheng Shi, he was surprised at his unusual persistence.
Zheng Yi was choked again, but he was already used to Cheng Shi's style.He took a deep breath and continued to persuade: "Your career is on the rise, and you haven't really reached the top yet. Reducing announcements will not do you any good."
"But there's no harm in that. It's better, isn't it?"
You Ruonan couldn't help but look at Cheng Shi again.
In fact, he also thinks so, now that Cheng Shi has gained fame and strength—although he scolded the other party as "a third-rate star who has no acting skills and no feelings, relying on a face", but God knows, any actor who has worked with You Ruonan No matter if it's a comedian or an actor or actress, he has scolded him like this before... You Ruonan is also well-known in the entertainment industry for his bad temper.
And not long ago, Cheng Shigang won a best actor, although not the three awards in the circle, but he is also an actor, right?
So for Cheng Shi now, what he lacks the most is a good script, a work that can make him truly a god.
Obviously, Zheng Yi also considered this, so he didn't deny it outright.Instead, continue to work on the emotional side: "Even so, you still don't spend enough time with him. And have you raised animals? Do you know how to take care of animals?"
"I have raised turtles."
"...As I said, turtles are different from dogs."
"so what?"
"... Cheng Shi, you can't be so willful."
"Ha ha."
"..." Zheng Yi had no choice. He could never change Cheng Shi's decision. He tried his best to dissuade him: "You can't raise him just because he looks like a panda. After all, he is not a panda. He is just a panda." a dog."
You Ruonan was lying in a trough, what did he hear?
"Can you let me raise a panda?" Cheng Shi asked.
Zheng Yi: "...I can't."
"Then what a fart."
"..."
You Ruonan: So... is Cheng Shi actually a panda fan?==.
The matter is a foregone conclusion, Zheng Yi waved his hand and didn't intend to say anything more.As a result, he was just about to leave when Cheng Shi stopped him: "I remember you had a dog? Tell me what to pay attention to."
"..." If this continues, he will die young, right?
"It's my mother who keeps dogs..."
"That's different, tell me."
"..." Zheng Yi walked over feebly, trying to pick up the puppy to have a look, but was avoided by Cheng Shi.
"Just say it, don't touch your hands."
"..."
You Ruonan looked at the poor manager in front of him with great sympathy.
"Okay," Zheng Yi sighed, "to raise a dog, you first need to know its breed, so as to understand the habits of the breed. You can go to Baidu on the Internet for feeding and bathing the dog. Then you have to take him to the veterinary hospital as soon as possible. Vaccines should be given regularly in the future. I heard from my mother that a dog is like a human child and needs company. So you have to spend time every day taking him for a walk and playing with him. Oh, by the way, according to my observation, my mother every Grooming her dog every month, so you have to pay for a dog spa every month."
"Do I look like someone who doesn't have enough money for his spa?"
"...Not like, I do." Zheng Yi remembered something again, and said, "By the way, you have to name your dog."
"Get up."
He had a bad feeling, "What's your name?"
"Panda. Oh, or panda, more foreign style."
Zheng Yi: "..."
You Ruonan was angry from the heart, and took another bite at Cheng Shi's wrist.
Cheng Shi calmly indulged his little milk dog, and said to Zheng Yi: "Look, he likes this name."
Zheng Yi, You Ruonan: "..."
Zheng Yi felt that he couldn't stay here any longer, he waved his hand: "Okay, I'm leaving, don't forget the announcement in the afternoon, I will pick you up at two o'clock."
"Cancel it for me."
Staggered, "Then what did you say?"
Cheng Shi frowned and said, "Would you go to work before you got in touch with your newborn son? If you said yes, then I misread you before."
"..." Damn it, this manager really doesn't work!
"If you want to resign, remember to find me a caring, compassionate, gentle and kind next home."
"...If you don't go, don't go, I'm leaving."
Cheng Shi and You Ruonan were left in the room.
You Ruonan felt that he was ransacked by three views.
He never knew that Cheng Shi, a superstar who was rich, cold, handsome, and aggressive in front of him, was so... mean in life!vicious!capricious!
He couldn't find any other words to describe it, and he felt that his dislike for Cheng Shi had increased to another level.
On top of that, he was very hungry now, very hungry.And this owner, who adopted him with great enthusiasm, didn't, didn't, have, felt!
In the face of the problem of food and clothing, self-esteem and so on are farts.
You Ruonan barked decisively.
"Wang Wang Wang-"
"Panda, so you can bark." Cheng Shi whispered.
"Wow, woof, woof——"—I'm not dumb, of course I can yell!
"You have a home starting today, are you happy?"
"Wow, woof, woof—"—Happy you are paralyzed!Give me something to eat quickly!
"It seems that you are really happy, and I hope we can get along happily in the future."
"Wow, woof, woof——"—you will starve to death if you don't give me food, who will get along with you happily!
"Aren't you sick? Why are you barking all the time?" Cheng Shi pinched You Ruonan's doggy face, staring into his eyes seriously and asked.
You Ruonan: "...Wang."
Cheng Shi picked up the phone and dialed Zheng Yi.
"...What are you doing again, Cheng Da Film King?"
"Panda keeps barking, why?"
"...I'm not the roundworm in his stomach, how would I know!...Could it be because I'm hungry?"
Cheng Shi hung up the phone directly, turned his head to look at You Ruonan, and asked, "Are you hungry?"
You Ruonan: "...Wang."——Yes, your sister.
Cheng Shi clearly put You Ruonan on the sofa, blocked the possibility of him falling with cushions, and then got up.Before leaving, he turned his head and said thoughtfully, "It always feels like you were answering me just now."
You Ruonan froze.
"It's quite spiritual."
"..." - a brief sigh of relief.
When Cheng Shi went to the kitchen to prepare food for You Ruonan, You Ruonan was thinking about his dog life on the sofa.
First of all, the indisputable fact - he has crossed.But there must be a reason for things to happen, and there must be a reason for time travel.It's a pity that You Ruonan has never studied the theory of gods and ghosts, the art of dunjia, etc. except for a little while watching movies.So he had no clue as to why.
So, what was he doing before time travel?
A day ago, on set.Because the filming work was not going well, he scolded Cheng Shi a lot.In the evening, he received a call from Gosau, who was nominated for the Best Director Award at the Hundred Flowers Film Festival.The two went out to celebrate and drank a lot of wine at the bar.And then...then he couldn't remember.
Are you drunk?He did lose his temper last night.Because he was already in a bad mood, and Gosau was in a good mood after being nominated.He didn't want to spoil the other party's interest, so he had to keep drinking himself.
So what did he do when he was drunk?
...can't remember.
no memory.
However, Gosau was probably the last person he saw before crossing.
He wanted to see Gosau, now, right now.
The urge to see that person was stronger than ever.
Than the day when he wanted to confess his love to the other party but saw the other party hugging the school girl, than the moment when he bought a gift for the other party for his birthday but rushed to the hospital when he received the news that the other party was injured, than he did once in order to realize Gosau's dream When quitting the competition for the first time...be urgent.
You Ruonan didn't know that at this moment, he was lying on the sofa, with his head against the pillow, his two black bean-like eyes staring blankly at the front, he looked like a poor child abandoned by his master.
And his sentimental function, which was inadvertently touched, did not last long, but was interrupted by a pot of mashed potatoes.
……and many more?
……Mashed potatoes?
Are you kidding me?
You Ruonan raised his little head, which was still as heavy as a thousand catties, and stared straight at Cheng Shi, trying to see the information he wanted from the other's eyes.
It's a pity that Cheng Shi couldn't read the shock in his heart at all, and uttered two words coldly like Satan: "Eat."
You Ruonan: "..."
——Believe it or not, I will sue you for cruelty to animals!
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