The director of crossing turns into a Chow Chow
Chapter 3 Panda Syndrome
In the end, You Ruonan still ate the plate of mashed potatoes, and he had to bow his head under the eaves.But he is not a landlord who accepts his fate and compromises. He spits out after two mouthfuls, and spits out once after two mouthfuls. When he feels almost full, he snaps his paw and flips the plate over.
——You make the man hungry, and the man makes you feel bad!
I saw that the leather sofa was full of yellow mashed potatoes, which was not enough. You Ruonan stretched his waist like he was full, and pushed his paws forward, and a wave of mashed potatoes fell on the wool carpet. It was really unpleasant. .
Cheng Shi was stunned, but also amused, and said, "It turns out that I don't like mashed potatoes."
—Hmph, as long as you know.
You Ruonan snorted twice, glanced at Cheng Shi with the eyes of "you stupid human being", then closed his eyes - it's time for a nap.
In the end, he was picked up again by someone pinching his hooves.
Up to this moment, Cheng Shiti's movement of slipping You Ruonan is quite skillful, and You Ruonan has also resignedly gotten used to it.
"Panda, don't sleep just after eating, be careful of food accumulation."
Cheng Shi put You Ruonan on the carpet, pushed his butt, and signaled him to move around freely.Then he cleaned up the sofa and the mess on the floor and went to the kitchen.
You Ruonan didn't really want to sleep, he was anxious now.
Because he realized a very serious problem.
Now that he has transmigrated into a puppy, what was his original body?You won't be possessed by a puppy, will you?
Thinking of this possibility, You Ruonan felt that he no longer had the courage to live.
He looked in the direction of the kitchen. Cheng Shi didn't have a part in the show today, so Cheng Shi probably didn't go to the set, and now there was another channel missing.
It would be great if there is an Internet, he can search online.
Huh?net?
You Ruonan turned his head slowly, and caught a glimpse of Cheng Shi's cell phone not far away...
For a moment, his eyes seemed to light up a beam of fire, and he ran towards the phone wiggling his meaty buttocks.
Then, he stretched out his fleshy dog paw, and poked violently at the phone screen.
"..." - Fuck, I almost forgot, he is now a standard short, thick and round figure.
It is really difficult to play with the dog's paw on the mobile phone.
When Cheng Shi came out of the kitchen, he saw his little panda holding his mobile phone and shaking his head, staged a man-machine battle.
"This is not a toy." He freed his phone from the dog's paw.
You Ruonan's fleshy claws couldn't hold the phone at all, and his body was lifted up a bit, but his two immature hind paws couldn't support his body either.In the next second, You Ruonan fell backwards, like a tortoise turned over on its belly, its limbs flapping in the air.
With this posture, Cheng Shi hugged You Ruonan like a baby.You Ruonan was still young, holding it with both hands, he felt that the little guy was exquisite...and round.
Then Cheng Shi sat down and put You Ruonan on his lap.The little guy turned over immediately after "landing", and wanted to run.
Cheng Shi caught him in time, spanked his buttocks, and said, "He's not big but he likes to move around."
You Ruonan was "caressed" by this blow, and Lei was tender inside and outside -- no, it should be inside and outside.
If he wasn't so small, if he could be bigger and fiercer, or transmigrate into a shepherd dog or something, that would be great, he would definitely pounce on him and give Cheng Shi a good meal.
But even though the tour guide has a bad temper, he still knows how to behave in the world.He is living under someone else's roof now, if Cheng Shi hadn't taken him in, he would be a poor little street wanderer.Maybe before this new chapter of life begins, he will die on the street.
The above is not the most important thing, the most important thing is that Cheng Shi knew him.Even if the relationship between the two is not good, they are people they know, and the other party is still in his crew.As long as he is not a stranger, You Ruonan may come into contact with other people through the other party, or even touch his own body, then he may travel back.
That's right, director You Ruonan didn't believe that he would stay with this little milk dog for the rest of his life.He must be able to travel back, definitely, thinking of this, You Ruonan suppressed the fear and confusion in his heart almost arrogantly.
When he was in a daze, he didn't notice that Cheng Shi's hand was stroking the back and down of his neck back and forth.When he came back to his senses, he found that he had been unconsciously chasing each other's fingers for a long time.
Hmm... so comfortable...
——Damn it!I'm a human, not a dog, okay?Comfort your sister!
You Ruonan's self-esteem soared, he pressed back his animal instinct, turned his head and jumped off Cheng Shi's leg.
As a result, his eyes probably grew to his forehead, and he didn't pay attention to the landing angle at all. The wrong posture caused You Ruonan to slip directly from the sofa and fall to the floor.
Cheng Shi's sofa isn't too high, but that's for a human being.For a puppy no bigger than two hands of a man, that's enough to meet the standard of fear of heights, okay?Fortunately, there was still a layer of carpet on the ground, but it still couldn't resist the obvious pain.
Therefore, You Ruonan was stunned by the fall and lay motionless on the ground.
He even thought he had a concussion.
Cheng Shi lowered his head and saw his panda froze there with a stupid face, he couldn't help but sneer.
"Stop making trouble." He whispered, his tone was many times gentler than that in front of the camera.He hugged You Ruonan again, placed it next to his thigh, took another pillow, and deftly blocked him in front of him.
At this moment, You Ruonan really didn't dare to move, he finally realized that he was no longer himself, he was already a dog==.
When he turned his head to look at Cheng dumbly, he pursed his lips subconsciously.
In fact, he really wanted to say: Cheng Shi's thighs seem to be more comfortable than the sofa...
Cheng Shi couldn't hear what You Ruonan was thinking, so he turned on the TV.
This action caused You Ruonan's eyes to light up again.
Entertainment Channel Movie Channel Entertainment Channel Movie Channel Entertainment Channel... Fuck!As an actor, you pay attention to the news in the circle from time to time to see what the hell animal world!
On the 84-inch ultra-high-definition TV screen, there is a green picture.The camera was focused on a certain cabin, and after a while, a black and white object slowly moved out of the room.
The corner of You Ruonan's mouth twitched, it was indeed Mr. National Treasure of the Great Heavenly Dynasty.
Mr. Panda moved his round body slowly, and when he came to the middle of a bamboo leaf, his butt firmly took root.Then I picked up the bamboo on the ground and gnawed...for the next 1 minute...2 minutes...5 minutes... Nima just gnawed on the bamboo all the time!
You Ruonan glared at Cheng Shi angrily, but the other party didn't notice it.
Although there was no expression on that face, You Ruonan truly read a serious attitude!
Nima, this is panda control?This is called panda syndrome!No, it's Panda Syndrome!
You Ruonan was forced to accompany him to watch this extremely boring panda documentary, during which Cheng Shi seldom thought of him, and said along the way: "Look, panda, those are all your compatriots."
"..."
Director You Dagou said that he didn't want to talk to She Jingbing.
Cheng Shi finally finished watching the TV, and thought about it for a while, feeling regretful: no matter how cute it is, it belongs to others.
But... he now has his own "panda".
Thinking of this, he turned to look at his "Panda".
Then I saw panda sleeping soundly.
Although it didn't actually exist, in his imagination he saw a nasal bubble popping out from the panda's small black nose, growing bigger and bigger, and finally burst with a "snap".
It's... really... so cute.
Cheng Shi gently hugged the panda, and the puppy moved its mouth, but did not wake up.
Then he hugged it like this and walked back to his room.
Cheng Shi is actually a clean freak, and this puppy picked up from a cardboard box has not been cleaned yet.
Zheng Yi blamed him for being willful and doing things that were not suitable for him.
Cheng Shi actually understands everything.
He didn't really take this chow cub for a panda - although he does look like one.But from the time he passed the cardboard box and heard the whimpering sound inside, to the time he opened the paper cover—panda just looked at herself with her neck up, her black bean-like eyes unblinking, as if she appeared while waiting for Cheng, and saw His little eye lit up like a resurgence. (After a long time, You Ruonan heard this feeling from Cheng Shi, saying that you really think too much.)
Cheng Shi didn't know how long that thin body had been in the empty and cold box... At that moment he felt a surge of heat inexplicably in his heart, and from that moment on he decided to adopt this poor and cute little guy.
……
Cheng Shi put the panda on his big bed, next to his pillow. Panda's body sunk such a small piece of the mattress, he couldn't help but raise the corners of his mouth, even if he has a cleanliness, who would think his son is dirty.
When You Ruonan woke up, he was dazed for a while before realizing that he was on Cheng Shi's bed.And that delicate big face that was so close at hand was hard to ignore.
——Cheng Shi is still awake.
You Ruonan will never be a law-abiding person, so he twisted his butt and backed away.It's just that he took a few steps back and suddenly realized something.Turning around... Huh, fortunately it stopped, otherwise I would have to fall off the bed again.This time there was no fluffy blanket to follow me.
Since he couldn't live without this big bed... When he looked at Cheng with his beady eyes, dissatisfaction arose spontaneously.
——Why should I be bullied by you even if I am so unlucky that I become a dog.
Humming twice in his nose, he rushed forward and began to scratch vigorously.
Cheng Shi was woken up by his scratching, half-opened his eyelids to look at panda, then closed his eyes again.
You Ruonan was first shocked by the half-awake picture of the beautiful man, and then became even more angry.
——Are you a pig? Sleep, sleep, sleep!
Another frantic scratching.
Cheng Shi was as motionless as a mountain, and he didn't know if he was asleep or awake.
Until his mobile phone rang outside, he opened his eyes suddenly - startled You Ruonan - and ran out to answer the phone.
You Ruonan angrily spun around in circles, as if he heard his name.
...!
It's time!
Talking about him on the phone!
You Ruonan's heart was beating rapidly, he realized that the call Cheng Shi received was related to him, but it was too far away from the outside, he couldn't hear it clearly!
He was like an ant on a hot pan, his eyes were red with anxiety.
You Ruonan barked twice, and rushed out regardless of the three sevens and twenty ones.
Snapped--
He fell to the ground.
His jaw hit the wooden floor.
The pain was so painful that You Ruonan's golden beans popped out of his eye sockets.
But that didn't stop him from moving.
He endured the pain and rushed out.
As soon as he went out, he saw Cheng Shi standing at the top of the stairs.
The call has already ended.
At this moment, his hand holding the mobile phone has not been put down, and he looks down at the mobile phone, as if in a trance, with a complicated expression.
But You Ruonan didn't notice the abnormality of the other party, he just thought brokenly: He missed his own news...
One person and one dog were immersed in their own thoughts, but no one cared about the other.
——You make the man hungry, and the man makes you feel bad!
I saw that the leather sofa was full of yellow mashed potatoes, which was not enough. You Ruonan stretched his waist like he was full, and pushed his paws forward, and a wave of mashed potatoes fell on the wool carpet. It was really unpleasant. .
Cheng Shi was stunned, but also amused, and said, "It turns out that I don't like mashed potatoes."
—Hmph, as long as you know.
You Ruonan snorted twice, glanced at Cheng Shi with the eyes of "you stupid human being", then closed his eyes - it's time for a nap.
In the end, he was picked up again by someone pinching his hooves.
Up to this moment, Cheng Shiti's movement of slipping You Ruonan is quite skillful, and You Ruonan has also resignedly gotten used to it.
"Panda, don't sleep just after eating, be careful of food accumulation."
Cheng Shi put You Ruonan on the carpet, pushed his butt, and signaled him to move around freely.Then he cleaned up the sofa and the mess on the floor and went to the kitchen.
You Ruonan didn't really want to sleep, he was anxious now.
Because he realized a very serious problem.
Now that he has transmigrated into a puppy, what was his original body?You won't be possessed by a puppy, will you?
Thinking of this possibility, You Ruonan felt that he no longer had the courage to live.
He looked in the direction of the kitchen. Cheng Shi didn't have a part in the show today, so Cheng Shi probably didn't go to the set, and now there was another channel missing.
It would be great if there is an Internet, he can search online.
Huh?net?
You Ruonan turned his head slowly, and caught a glimpse of Cheng Shi's cell phone not far away...
For a moment, his eyes seemed to light up a beam of fire, and he ran towards the phone wiggling his meaty buttocks.
Then, he stretched out his fleshy dog paw, and poked violently at the phone screen.
"..." - Fuck, I almost forgot, he is now a standard short, thick and round figure.
It is really difficult to play with the dog's paw on the mobile phone.
When Cheng Shi came out of the kitchen, he saw his little panda holding his mobile phone and shaking his head, staged a man-machine battle.
"This is not a toy." He freed his phone from the dog's paw.
You Ruonan's fleshy claws couldn't hold the phone at all, and his body was lifted up a bit, but his two immature hind paws couldn't support his body either.In the next second, You Ruonan fell backwards, like a tortoise turned over on its belly, its limbs flapping in the air.
With this posture, Cheng Shi hugged You Ruonan like a baby.You Ruonan was still young, holding it with both hands, he felt that the little guy was exquisite...and round.
Then Cheng Shi sat down and put You Ruonan on his lap.The little guy turned over immediately after "landing", and wanted to run.
Cheng Shi caught him in time, spanked his buttocks, and said, "He's not big but he likes to move around."
You Ruonan was "caressed" by this blow, and Lei was tender inside and outside -- no, it should be inside and outside.
If he wasn't so small, if he could be bigger and fiercer, or transmigrate into a shepherd dog or something, that would be great, he would definitely pounce on him and give Cheng Shi a good meal.
But even though the tour guide has a bad temper, he still knows how to behave in the world.He is living under someone else's roof now, if Cheng Shi hadn't taken him in, he would be a poor little street wanderer.Maybe before this new chapter of life begins, he will die on the street.
The above is not the most important thing, the most important thing is that Cheng Shi knew him.Even if the relationship between the two is not good, they are people they know, and the other party is still in his crew.As long as he is not a stranger, You Ruonan may come into contact with other people through the other party, or even touch his own body, then he may travel back.
That's right, director You Ruonan didn't believe that he would stay with this little milk dog for the rest of his life.He must be able to travel back, definitely, thinking of this, You Ruonan suppressed the fear and confusion in his heart almost arrogantly.
When he was in a daze, he didn't notice that Cheng Shi's hand was stroking the back and down of his neck back and forth.When he came back to his senses, he found that he had been unconsciously chasing each other's fingers for a long time.
Hmm... so comfortable...
——Damn it!I'm a human, not a dog, okay?Comfort your sister!
You Ruonan's self-esteem soared, he pressed back his animal instinct, turned his head and jumped off Cheng Shi's leg.
As a result, his eyes probably grew to his forehead, and he didn't pay attention to the landing angle at all. The wrong posture caused You Ruonan to slip directly from the sofa and fall to the floor.
Cheng Shi's sofa isn't too high, but that's for a human being.For a puppy no bigger than two hands of a man, that's enough to meet the standard of fear of heights, okay?Fortunately, there was still a layer of carpet on the ground, but it still couldn't resist the obvious pain.
Therefore, You Ruonan was stunned by the fall and lay motionless on the ground.
He even thought he had a concussion.
Cheng Shi lowered his head and saw his panda froze there with a stupid face, he couldn't help but sneer.
"Stop making trouble." He whispered, his tone was many times gentler than that in front of the camera.He hugged You Ruonan again, placed it next to his thigh, took another pillow, and deftly blocked him in front of him.
At this moment, You Ruonan really didn't dare to move, he finally realized that he was no longer himself, he was already a dog==.
When he turned his head to look at Cheng dumbly, he pursed his lips subconsciously.
In fact, he really wanted to say: Cheng Shi's thighs seem to be more comfortable than the sofa...
Cheng Shi couldn't hear what You Ruonan was thinking, so he turned on the TV.
This action caused You Ruonan's eyes to light up again.
Entertainment Channel Movie Channel Entertainment Channel Movie Channel Entertainment Channel... Fuck!As an actor, you pay attention to the news in the circle from time to time to see what the hell animal world!
On the 84-inch ultra-high-definition TV screen, there is a green picture.The camera was focused on a certain cabin, and after a while, a black and white object slowly moved out of the room.
The corner of You Ruonan's mouth twitched, it was indeed Mr. National Treasure of the Great Heavenly Dynasty.
Mr. Panda moved his round body slowly, and when he came to the middle of a bamboo leaf, his butt firmly took root.Then I picked up the bamboo on the ground and gnawed...for the next 1 minute...2 minutes...5 minutes... Nima just gnawed on the bamboo all the time!
You Ruonan glared at Cheng Shi angrily, but the other party didn't notice it.
Although there was no expression on that face, You Ruonan truly read a serious attitude!
Nima, this is panda control?This is called panda syndrome!No, it's Panda Syndrome!
You Ruonan was forced to accompany him to watch this extremely boring panda documentary, during which Cheng Shi seldom thought of him, and said along the way: "Look, panda, those are all your compatriots."
"..."
Director You Dagou said that he didn't want to talk to She Jingbing.
Cheng Shi finally finished watching the TV, and thought about it for a while, feeling regretful: no matter how cute it is, it belongs to others.
But... he now has his own "panda".
Thinking of this, he turned to look at his "Panda".
Then I saw panda sleeping soundly.
Although it didn't actually exist, in his imagination he saw a nasal bubble popping out from the panda's small black nose, growing bigger and bigger, and finally burst with a "snap".
It's... really... so cute.
Cheng Shi gently hugged the panda, and the puppy moved its mouth, but did not wake up.
Then he hugged it like this and walked back to his room.
Cheng Shi is actually a clean freak, and this puppy picked up from a cardboard box has not been cleaned yet.
Zheng Yi blamed him for being willful and doing things that were not suitable for him.
Cheng Shi actually understands everything.
He didn't really take this chow cub for a panda - although he does look like one.But from the time he passed the cardboard box and heard the whimpering sound inside, to the time he opened the paper cover—panda just looked at herself with her neck up, her black bean-like eyes unblinking, as if she appeared while waiting for Cheng, and saw His little eye lit up like a resurgence. (After a long time, You Ruonan heard this feeling from Cheng Shi, saying that you really think too much.)
Cheng Shi didn't know how long that thin body had been in the empty and cold box... At that moment he felt a surge of heat inexplicably in his heart, and from that moment on he decided to adopt this poor and cute little guy.
……
Cheng Shi put the panda on his big bed, next to his pillow. Panda's body sunk such a small piece of the mattress, he couldn't help but raise the corners of his mouth, even if he has a cleanliness, who would think his son is dirty.
When You Ruonan woke up, he was dazed for a while before realizing that he was on Cheng Shi's bed.And that delicate big face that was so close at hand was hard to ignore.
——Cheng Shi is still awake.
You Ruonan will never be a law-abiding person, so he twisted his butt and backed away.It's just that he took a few steps back and suddenly realized something.Turning around... Huh, fortunately it stopped, otherwise I would have to fall off the bed again.This time there was no fluffy blanket to follow me.
Since he couldn't live without this big bed... When he looked at Cheng with his beady eyes, dissatisfaction arose spontaneously.
——Why should I be bullied by you even if I am so unlucky that I become a dog.
Humming twice in his nose, he rushed forward and began to scratch vigorously.
Cheng Shi was woken up by his scratching, half-opened his eyelids to look at panda, then closed his eyes again.
You Ruonan was first shocked by the half-awake picture of the beautiful man, and then became even more angry.
——Are you a pig? Sleep, sleep, sleep!
Another frantic scratching.
Cheng Shi was as motionless as a mountain, and he didn't know if he was asleep or awake.
Until his mobile phone rang outside, he opened his eyes suddenly - startled You Ruonan - and ran out to answer the phone.
You Ruonan angrily spun around in circles, as if he heard his name.
...!
It's time!
Talking about him on the phone!
You Ruonan's heart was beating rapidly, he realized that the call Cheng Shi received was related to him, but it was too far away from the outside, he couldn't hear it clearly!
He was like an ant on a hot pan, his eyes were red with anxiety.
You Ruonan barked twice, and rushed out regardless of the three sevens and twenty ones.
Snapped--
He fell to the ground.
His jaw hit the wooden floor.
The pain was so painful that You Ruonan's golden beans popped out of his eye sockets.
But that didn't stop him from moving.
He endured the pain and rushed out.
As soon as he went out, he saw Cheng Shi standing at the top of the stairs.
The call has already ended.
At this moment, his hand holding the mobile phone has not been put down, and he looks down at the mobile phone, as if in a trance, with a complicated expression.
But You Ruonan didn't notice the abnormality of the other party, he just thought brokenly: He missed his own news...
One person and one dog were immersed in their own thoughts, but no one cared about the other.
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