On a thousand ways the queen slaps her face

A trace of fierceness flashed in Erbai's big black and white eyes, that female monster who was divorced was not even worthy of Luo Yun's little finger.

They all walked a foot away, but before they heard the sound of heavy footsteps coming from behind, Luo Yun turned around and saw Erbai lowering his head as if he was aggrieved.

Sighing, Luo Yun said, "Don't worry, I don't intend to fight that high-level monster, and even if I marry someone else, I won't drive you away."

Erbai raised his head abruptly, looked at Luo Yun with clear eyes, showing a big smile, without a trace of disappointment just now, Joyful followed up with short legs, and said a bombshell very naturally: "Little Yunyun, don't marry someone else, let's double cultivate, okay?"

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Hearing this sentence, the corners of Luo Yun's mouth twitched fiercely, and he asked with some uncertainty: "Erbai, what did you just say?"

Er Tiantian really blinked and repeated: "I said, can we do a good job in both cultivation?"

As soon as he finished speaking, Luo Yun froze like that, and remained motionless for a long time.

Luo Yun never thought that Erbai would suddenly say such a thing. Double cultivation is very common no matter in the cultivation world, the demon world or the demon world, but he never thought that he would be invited to do double cultivation together.

In his previous life, Luo Yun had outstanding talent, and he was the envy and envy of everyone in the cultivation world. In addition, his appearance was unique, so he was definitely the best candidate for a dual cultivation partner. It stands to reason that a cultivator as powerful as him should There are many people flocking to it, after all, double cultivation with Luo Yun can achieve twice the result with half the effort.

But the strange thing is that until Luo Yun became a cultivator in the Mahayana period, no one took the initiative to find him in the past 100 years.

Luo Yun thought that even if he wasn't the most sought-after cultivator in the cultivation world, he should at least be ranked second, but it turned out that even Cheng Feng had people expressing their desire to double cultivate with him, but Luo Yun seemed like someone no one wanted. Transparent body, no one has ever expressed the desire to double cultivate with him.

Being suddenly invited by Erbai, Luo Yun was really frightened. He didn't expect to be invited by a monster after he turned into a monster. Well, even if the other party is very, very, very weak for the time being, he can't even transform into a human form.

Erbai poked at the petrified Luo Yun, and shouted intimately: "Little Yunyun~, Xiaoyunyun~, what's wrong with you? Is it because you promised by not speaking? Then you will be my partner of double cultivation from now on, and I can't go back on my word .”

"Nonsense!" Luo Yun rushed straight into his face with blood, and after roaring with his thick neck, he hurriedly shook his sleeves and walked forward, saying as he walked, "Erbai, don't tell me this again, otherwise Don't follow me any more."

"Why, why, do you dislike me, Xiao Yunyun, I'm so sad!" Sensing that Luo Yun wasn't disgusted or disgusted, Erbai thought he was shy, and cheerfully clung to him to explain.

Luo Yun, who didn't know how to respond, put on a serious face for the first time and said: "Don't ask me about this again." In fact, there was still a trace of joy in Luo Yun's heart that he didn't want to admit. Double cultivation.

Being rejected so unceremoniously, Erbai almost collapsed, this was the first time he condescended to invite, before it was posted by others, only he refused others, no one else refused him.

But after thinking about it, she is indeed the future devil queen that he fancy, she has personality and is energetic enough. After understanding this, Erbai pretended to be very sad and followed, and stared at Luo Yun without accusation all the time for the next day , but thought in his heart that the magic effect it was looking for was really extraordinary, and it was as motionless as a mountain under its enthusiastic gaze.

Jilinggou is about two days away from Moling Town, because the mayor said that high-level monsters are also active in Jilinggou, and there are still several waves of monster teams coming from different paths along the way.

I don't know if those monsters looked down on Erbai's cultivation base until he reached the stage of consciousness, or rejected Luo Yun's human form is too good-looking, afraid that getting too close to him would make his facial defects more prominent. In short, although there were many monsters encountered along the way, no team came to invite him. They enqueue.

The speed of the monsters was not much different. In the evening of the next day, there were more than 50 monsters gathered around the Jilinggou. Each team gathered together and roasted the meat.

Luo Yun looked for a place far away, but he could finally see each other from a distance, so that he could know immediately what happened.

After roasting the beast meat to fill his stomach as usual, there was a series of exclamations from the pile of monsters over there.

Because their voices were exaggerated, Luo Yun had no choice but to take Erbai forward to see what happened.

When he saw the dozen or so new monsters and a large pile of alluring magic berries next to them, he finally understood why those monsters were so amazed.

Because there are basically no fruits in small remote and poor places like Moling Town, except for a few places where there are fruits, such as Demonic Beast Forest, Jilinggou, and Cangyadian, which are too dangerous. go in.

When Luo Yun was in the Forest of Demonic Beasts, he picked some yellow complex fruits, bright red dao fruits and other sweet-smelling fruits and put them in the space bag, intending to bring them back to his mother. Wan Wan was very surprised when he saw those fruits, and he praised Luo Yun for his understanding and filial piety, and casually said how precious these fruits are.

Luo Yun himself has no interest in food or fruits. If he hadn't had to eat before the bigu period, he would not take the initiative to eat these miscellaneous grains.

As a demon king, Erbai couldn't eat anything in the Demon Palace, and didn't care much about the fruits in the Demon Beast Forest, so he wasted an opportunity to pick the fruits and sell them for a lot of money.

Looking at the group of monsters staring at the fruit with wolf eyes, they really couldn't understand how much the monsters loved those magic berries, Luo Yun and Erbai walked back boredly.

"Hey, these magic berries cost one magic coin, I bought them all." It seemed that Youmo couldn't help but stepped forward to ask.

"Oh, get the hell out of here, I don't care about those stinky magic coins." Those demons obviously didn't want to sell the magic berries.

"Don't be shameless, sell half of it to me if you are sensible. Do you know how high my father's cultivation is? He has already cultivated to the Mahayana stage, and he is about to cross the catastrophe and become an earth demon." The demon proudly showed off.

"I don't care what your father is, I'll beat you to death right now." The enraged monster grabbed the monster and threw it vigorously.

With quick eyes and hands, Luo Yun kicked away the monster that was about to hit him when it was thrown over.

"Dare to kick me! Kill them all, don't let any one go." Daddy Xuan's monster returned to its original form and ran back angrily from a distance and shouted.

Luo Yun and Erbai were soon surrounded by four or five monsters, and the ten or so newly arrived monsters were surrounded by a dozen or twenty monsters. It seemed that Dad Xuan had a lot of helpers from monsters, and nearly half of them were his people.

Luo Yun knew that he shouldn't be too curious, he said lightly to the monsters surrounding them: "Get out of the way, I don't want to do anything."

"Pfft! Hahaha, how dare you be so arrogant. Sure enough, the monsters in the countryside just don't know the heights of the heavens and the earth. The point is that they are wearing an ugly white robe. It's too annoying." The few monsters in the familiar period laughed without hesitation.

The two teams of monsters on the other side have already moved their hands in a hurry, and the other onlookers smartly dodged away. They didn't pay attention to a chubby little chubby monster, taking advantage of the group of monsters not paying attention, came from Jilinggou Come out and secretly remove the forgotten magic berries one by one.

☆, Jilinggou

Luo Yun frowned, a little displeased, the devil world is like this, they like to fight every now and then, they like to fight back and forth when they disagree, they are very conceited, even if they lose, they will come back next time, of course, if they feel that the opponent is too strong , they will temporarily surrender to each other.

"God, be careful, that demon is the only son of Lai Lianglai's family in the town, don't be impulsive, bow your head and admit your mistake, after you offend him, you and the dog leftover wife will have trouble in the town Go down." Among the monsters onlookers, a middle-aged man about 40 to [-] years old reminded him kindly.

Luo Yun recognized people from his own village, and they were familiar with each other because of the many times he watched the excitement, but he couldn't figure out why the demon suddenly expressed kindness to him, which was not treated like this before.

"That's right, admit your mistake, Lai Da Nei Ya special treasure his son Lai Da, if something happens to him, Lai Da Nei Ya will not let it go, if he intends to embarrass you and your mother, you are in The life in Moling Town is hard, it happens that Lai Da’s mother used to be your aunt, and you have such a little relationship, so let’s be soft and admit it.” Another villager persuaded.

As for why the villagers in Luoyun Village suddenly became friendly, there are actually two reasons. The first is that Luo Yun has now become an old demon, much stronger than them. How could a powerful family not be awe-inspiring?

The reason why they would persuade Luo Yun to be soft is also very simple. Lai Liang is the chief internal office in charge of public security in the town, and his status is only a small rank lower than the mayor. But in terms of ability, Lai Liang not only has a lot of out-of-body periods Thugs, more importantly, I heard that Lai Liang has a powerful backer in Moling City.

The so-called two fists are hard to beat with four legs, even if Luo Yun is an old demon, the leftover wife is a mysterious demon, they are considered the most powerful family in Moling Town, but compared with the citizens of Moling City, they are relatively ordinary.

There are three mysterious demons living in Moling City, earth demons can be found everywhere, and there are hundreds of sky demons. If Lai Liang's backer has more sky demons, it is more than enough to deal with mysterious demons.

If Luo Yun really hurt Lai Da, how could Lai Liang let them go, then they would have no place in Moling Town or even Moling City.

Being kicked by Luo Yun, Lai Da, who was standing aside in shock at this moment, became even more angry when he heard that Goudan was still his mother's nephew before she remarried. He pointed at Erbai and gritted his teeth: "What! He is That idiot, do you want to apologize? No way! Beat them to death and let my mother vent their anger."

As soon as I heard it, I knew that Lai Da's mother and the dog's leftover sister-in-law Luo Yun's family were at odds. The four thugs followed Lai Da's order and immediately attacked. Fear.

It may be that Luo Yun wanted Erbai to practice, deliberately concealed his strength, exposed his flaws, and let one of the monsters beat Erbai.

Erbai, who had been punched helplessly, wanted to kill the weak monster with no eyes, but he couldn't fight back. He was very puzzled that Luo Yun's ability could completely protect him to the point of being unharmed, so why did he still fight back? Will be beaten, at this moment Luo Yun said leisurely: "If you don't want to continue to be beaten, you have to muster up the courage to resist."

Now Erbai understood that his future queen deliberately let other monsters hit him in order to train it.

Since this is the case, it has to behave well no matter what, so the onlookers saw Erbai trembling and fighting back with a look of fear and unwillingness to back down.

Erbai only made people feel that his strength was in the stage of leaving consciousness, and it was obvious that he had no chance of winning against the monsters in the baby magic stage. He was fully prepared to be beaten, and he made up his mind to settle the score afterwards, and he pounced on a monster.

He threw punches indiscriminately, the movement was extremely ugly, the expected fist did not fall for a long time, Erbai felt Luo Yun's breath surrounding him, it turned out that every time the magic baby was about to hit it, Luo Yun would It will shake the shot away, so the magic baby has become Erbai's one-sided punching bag, which is usually only used for beating.

Erbai, who was cared by the invisible, was in a very good mood, even the 'sandbag' looked a little more pleasing to the eye, and the strength of his punches was slightly reduced.

The three monsters who besieged Luo Yun had been beaten up long ago, Lai Da got angry when he saw Luo Yun's calm appearance, especially when he and Er Bai teased his thugs like monkeys, Lai Da was very angry, and the consequences were very serious Seriously, it's just that Lai Da, who has only reached the stage of dementia, played in person.

That's right, Lai Da is actually as weak as Er Bai, and his cultivation base has only reached the stage of sensibility, which is why he is so easily thrown and kicked without any power to fight back.

Luo Yun waved his sleeves and beat the devil baby with satisfaction, and praised: "Erbai, you did a good job. Lai Da and your cultivation level are the same. You go and compete with him."

The praised Erbai greeted Lai Da with bright eyes. He couldn't let Luo Yun see that he was hiding his strength. When fighting with Lai Da, he caused the illusion that he was hit several times. The final result was that it was unnecessary In doubt, Erbai beat the embarrassed Lai Da down exhaustedly, and narrowly won.

Luo Yun was very satisfied, he smiled and patted Erbai's head without hesitation, affirming him.

The curtain had almost come to an end here, and the other side was also coming to an end. Lai Da's thugs fought with the dozen or so monsters and were wounded in both defeats. They couldn't go into Jilinggou to slay the demons, and he helped his teammates back overnight.

Before being helped back, Lai Da did not forget to leave a harsh word to Luo Yun and Erbai: "I remember you, just wait and see."

Because the monster's eyes can see at night, when the farce ended and the onlookers watched the monster, they found that the tempting magic berries disappeared inexplicably, and no one noticed when the fruit disappeared.

Luo Yun and Erbai, who are the only ones who know, are not so bored to tell the whereabouts of those monster fruits. Erbai thinks of that chubby, furry little monster, and plans to secretly capture it back to the Demon Palace as a pet, and can only say that the fluff controls the damage. Sorry.

After resting for one night, everyone entered Jilinggou the next day. They dared to go deep because they had companions. solution.

They said that if Luo Yun could kill that high-level monster and become the mayor's son-in-law, he would naturally have the protection of the mayor, and he wouldn't be afraid of Lai Liang making trouble. Finally, they invited Luo Yun to join the team to eliminate the demon, but he was polite refused.

To be honest, Luo Yun is definitely a little worried. After all, he will not stay in Moling Town all the time. Luo Yun plans to set off for the Demon City after a while. Lots of odds.

If he leaves, there will be only Mrs. Gousheng left in Moling Town. Now Mrs. Gousheng is not feeling well and cannot use her magic energy. It will be bad if she gets troubled by that time.

Luo Yun didn't know Lai Da's background, so he didn't think of a way to deal with it for the time being. He couldn't do anything about what happened last night. Lai Da made it clear that he would not let him go, so he could only do it. He thought that before leaving Moling Town, he would at least Let's solve Lai Da's problem first.

Jilinggou has a peculiar region. The trees in one area are dry and depressed, while the trees in another area are flourishing. This phenomenon of polarization is very strange.

Luo Yun is now in the bushes with flourishing flowers and trees. He felt like he was being watched by something from just now. He used his spiritual sense to detect and found nothing abnormal. Because his intuition was not dangerous, Luo Yun did not intend to investigate further. Take Erbai and continue to look for the magic herb.

Not long after they left, a furry prototypical beast jumped out of the bushes and stood at the place where Luo Yun had stood before, stopped for a few seconds and continued to follow.

It is about the size of a pheasant, with only a plump pink face and no long hair all over its body. It hops on its two legs and likes to hold its front paws in front of its chest. The most peculiar thing is that the color of its fur changes with the The environment changes constantly. When standing on the edge of a brown tree trunk, the hair will automatically change to the color of the tree trunk, and it will also turn green when jumping to the grass.

☆、Little Fat Beast

There used to be many ferocious beasts entrenched in Jilinggou, but now I don't know if it was because of the influence of high-level monsters, Luo Yun and the others still haven't encountered a single beast after walking for a long time.

It has to be said that there are many kinds of fruits here, and ripe fruits fall to the ground from time to time. The strange thing is that there are no rotten fruits on the ground, which may have been eaten by passing wild animals.

The magic herb is actually easy to recognize. Most of the herbs with magic energy are domineering, and weeds will not be allowed to survive around the place where it grows, so whenever Luo Yun and Erbai see a golden rooster occupying a small open space among the flowers and plants I knew it was the magic herb when I saw the grass.

The harvest along the way is still very rich. Luo Yun has a very clear understanding of the effects of these magic herbs. To him, each of these herbs is extremely precious. Medicinal herbs, but this kind of monsters are usually only made by the monsters who run pharmacies in the town. Other monsters will pick some fruits at most, and ignore them like herbs.

Monsters are weak and easy to get sick when they are young, and they will basically never get sick again when they grow up. In addition, few demons know the effects of those herbs, and they are too cheap to pick and resell, so basically no one cares about them.

Luo Yun was different. He was proficient in alchemy and equipment in his previous life, and he had to come to the devil world to collect these herbs for alchemy.

Mrs. Gousheng's body made him eager to learn about the refining method of demon medicine pills, because immortals and demons are two extremes. The medicine he refined before was used to assist immortal cultivation, and monsters could not eat them. If he wanted to refine them The elixirs that monsters can eat must understand the functions of various herbs.

Throughout the ages, there have been very few monsters refining Yuandan in the demon world. Luo Yun only heard that there was a master alchemy in the demon world tens of thousands of years ago, but he is nowhere to be seen now.

Every kind of Yuan Dan refined by that alchemy expert is extremely effective, and the demons who seek the alchemy flock to it, but none of them can get even one.

In his previous life, Luo Yun had heard of the alchemy herb that the master left behind before he disappeared. Although it was written as a draft, the process of alchemy and its effects were extremely detailed.

However, not everyone could understand that draft. Some monsters lost their minds after reading too much, and some died suddenly on the spot. This draft, which was regarded as a murder book, was gradually abandoned by the monsters. In the end, I don’t know who it was. hands.

Luo Yun didn't care much about this book. He was more interested in another book that recorded the most complete medicinal herbs in the devil world. As long as he could familiarize himself with the functions of magic herbs, it would not be so difficult to refine Yuandan, unfortunately. I heard that the book has been in the magic palace.

He is now collecting magic herbs to refine Yuandan that strengthens the physical properties of monsters. According to Mrs. Gousheng’s description, every time she releases the magic energy, her body will hurt. This is because the body cannot bear the large amount of magic energy. I can't bear it, what I have to do now is to let the dog's leftover wife strengthen her physique.

Luo Yun avoided those fellow travelers, and rarely encountered them along the way, and occasionally avoided them immediately when he saw them from a distance. It was precisely because of this that when high-level monsters ambushed Luo Yun, the monsters in Moling Town were not afraid at all. Did not notice.

"Doo!!!!!!!!!!!!" There was a strange scream from the side of the tree trunk. When Luo Yun confronted the high-level monster, he glanced suspiciously. I thought it was the trunk that was afraid.

Erbai saw the little chubby beast clinging to the trunk and trembling with fright at a glance, and pulled La Luoyun's sleeve to let him take a closer look. Sure enough, this time he looked carefully for a while before he realized the difference, because the trunk There is a mass of the same color shaking on the ground.

Luo Yun said to Erbai: "You also go there and hide for a while." He actually didn't understand why he kept encountering this kind of thing, and it was the same last time. He didn't plan to deal with the celestial demon, but the celestial demon came to him. This time, he just wanted to pick some herbs, but he came across it again.

That Heavenly Demon was also full of bloody aura, and it looked like it was killing a lot. He showed a mouthful of blood teeth and smiled ferociously: "I found it, I finally found it, it smells so good."

After speaking, he just rushed forward to kill him. Luo Yun didn't have time to think about what the high-level monster was talking about, so he could only release the Hunyuan Qi to fight. With the lesson of the last time, Luo Yun Clouds are a lot more cautious.

Erbai tore off the little chubby beast that was attached to the tree and hugged it in his arms while frowning. He knew why these bloodthirsty monsters appeared frequently recently.

When Luo Yun was in the Demonic Beast Forest, the aura spread too quickly, and accidentally entered the boundless abyss, and those monsters with only instinct left in the abyss returned to the demon world to make trouble.

I also blame myself for repairing the seal too slowly. There are about a hundred abyssal demons fleeing. The two encountered now can only be regarded as relatively low-level demons in the abyss. High-level demons are still lurking in the demon world looking for Luo Yun , wanting to find him and take him away and keep him by his side to improve his strength.

The celestial demons in the abyss can only kill, and higher-level monsters will gradually have a vague consciousness, knowing that the aura emanating from Luo Yun's body can improve strength, and they will keep them by their side.

And those monsters above the true demon stage in the demon world would want to double cultivate with Luo Yun, because they know that this is the best way to improve their strength.

Because the aura emanating from Luo Yun's body is more tempting to the more powerful monsters, the poor Er Bai, who is the devil king, is always tempted all the time. Fortunately, his determination is incomparable, so that he can express the primitive desire in his heart. Completely hidden, without revealing a trace.

Erbai often says that he is dissatisfied with Luo Yun, but he is not willing to leave in his heart, as long as he is far away, he will feel uncomfortable all over, and he must stand by Luo Yun's side to feel at ease.

"Doo! It hurts, bastard, don't pinch me." The little chubby beast in Erbai's arms couldn't take it anymore, and even temporarily forgot the fear of the demon, and bit Erbai's troublesome fat claws.

"Hey, you can still talk, aren't you a beast?" Erbai held up the little fat beast whose fur had turned black in surprise, and eye-to-eye with it.

The little chubby beast kicked its short legs and tried to struggle, but it was controlled by others, and it couldn't escape. It wrinkled its pink and round face and began to curse: "You are the beast, your whole family are beasts, I am the only one in the devil world!" My beast, let me go!"

"Pfft, you have a big temper. It's suitable to be my pet. It's the most suitable for being bullied. But it's so strange. I didn't know that there are such things as gods and beasts in the Demon Realm." Erbai happily pointed at the little fat beast again. Kneading, ignoring the question of where the beasts from the Demon Realm come from.

Luo Yun was also about to kill the celestial demon, because he was more cautious. This time, the celestial demon envoy showed the same flaw several times and was not fooled.

The high-level monster was obviously very angry. It didn't expect that Luo Yun, the earth demon, would not be fooled. It was already at a disadvantage and its body was injured.

Erbai found that the townspeople in Moling Town were coming towards them, probably because of the scream of the little fat beast in his arms just now.

"Don't touch me anymore, you idiot, I'm going to be angry!!" The little fat beast was almost crushed and roared angrily.

While paying attention to Luo Yun's movements, Erbai flirts with the little fat beast: "Hehe, you have a big temper, so you are about to get angry. I want to see what happens when you get angry."

As soon as Erbai finished speaking, the fur on the little fat beast's body immediately turned into steel thorns, it floated up and stabbed Erbai fiercely, and cursed fiercely: "Let you pinch me, let you bully me, and stab you to death."

Luo Yun turned his head to look at Erbai who was scurrying away, and shook his head. Seeing the opportunity, the high-level monster suddenly launched a fierce attack and jumped up to eat him.

Luo Yun waved the whip straight through the monster's left waist with a blank expression, smashing the magic pill inside. This high-level monster was too easy to deceive.

Seeing that the high-level monster was killed like this, Erbai and Little Fat Beast stopped fighting, and ran forward with a "wow".

The townspeople who heard the sound also arrived at this time. Seeing that Erbai and Luo Yun were about to put the corpse of a powerful high-level monster into the space bag, they exclaimed excitedly: "It's amazing! They are who."

"It's terrible! Goudan killed the high-level monster, hurry up, go back and tell the mayor." The villagers in the same village as Luo Yun shouted after recognizing Luo Yun.

☆, yo yo appearance

The high-level monsters were eliminated, and everyone hurried back to Moling Town, except Luo Yun.

After staying in Jilinggou for another day, Luo Yun proposed to go home. As for the little fat beast, he said it was quite strange. Although Luo Yun had seen countless spirit beasts, he had never encountered such a strange little fat beast. the beast.

Because Erbai's attention to the little chubby beast made him more sure of its eccentricity—it likes furry animals, which can explain why Erbai is so narcissistic, and often loves to touch his own fur when he has nothing to do. Luo Yun made up his mind that he would not change back to his original form unless it was absolutely necessary, even if Erbai kept pestering him to change back to his original form as before.

Before leaving, although the talking little chubby beast really wanted to stay by Luo Yun's side to increase his cultivation, but Erbai really hated it. For the freedom of his own beast body, the little chubby beast reluctantly sent them away and turned his head. Back to Jilinggou to continue practicing.

Maybe the little chubby beast was too cautious. When Luo Yun asked about its life experience, it would not answer. It would only keep emphasizing that it was a unique divine beast in the entire demon world. Neither Luo Yun nor Erbai believed that the divine beast would not be so weak. It will turn the whole body into a hedgehog-like defensive skill, and there are no divine beasts trained by absorbing magic energy in the Seven Realms.

Luo Yun didn't care about these things. After confirming that the little fat beast was the beast that stared at him that day and posed no threat to him, he let it follow. Because of its guidance, he also accidentally obtained several plants of unknown purpose, but bright in color, magical It looks like a very precious medicinal herb.

As soon as Luo Yun returned, the townspeople looked at Erbai differently. A servant invited them to the mayor's house, saying that Mrs. Gousheng had been invited as a guest.

As soon as I saw the majestic mayor's mansion, a large crowd of onlookers surrounded the gate. Before I got close, I could hear a beautiful but extremely pungent female voice scolding heartbreakingly: "Get out of here!" , Don’t gossip about relatives, if you want me to marry a dog, it’s impossible, I definitely don’t want to marry that stupid, ugly and weak idiot.”

The mayor said ashamedly: "Sister-in-law Gousheng, I'm really sorry, you are too stubborn, last time Goudan snatched the worm ball and should have been married to him, but I can't help if my daughter doesn't want it."

Yoyo's pungent voice came again: "What the hell is that bastard? Why is he so thick-skinned? Let alone ruining my marriage recruitment last time, he still wants to marry me this time. He wants me to marry that idiot. Hmph, never!" Maybe, Dad, if Goudan dares to come to our house when he comes back, you can beat him out, and seeing his ugly face will be disgusting."

Such ugly words came out of the mouth of an unmarried female monster, and the surrounding townspeople gloated at the unmarried wives, while those who were married booed endlessly.

Mrs. Gousheng seemed to be irritated, and she rarely said stubbornly: "Miss Yoyo, please don't slander my child. It was the mayor who said that whoever kills the high-level monsters can marry you. You agreed at the beginning. Now I I don’t know if Goudan wants to marry you, but I don’t want to have a daughter-in-law like you in private.”

Hearing that he was disgusted, he almost exploded with anger: "Damn, I am slandering?! Who doesn't know about the dog egg, an idiot who can't change form for 500 years, it is the weakest monster in our Demon Ridge Town , I lost everyone's face, the worst monster in the next town turned into form at the age of [-] years old, what a bitch, you can't even change form, so you want to marry me, sorry to say you don't know he wants to marry Me, I don’t want to marry me and try to snatch my worm ball for what I do, I don’t want to marry me so actively to kill high-level monsters, I don’t think that high-level monsters were killed by dog ​​eggs, he is so weak, high-level A super monster can shoot him to death, anyway, I won't marry him, if you want me to be your daughter-in-law, go ahead and dream."

The mayor is actually very puzzled: "Sister-in-law Gousheng, do you really think Goudan has the ability to kill high-level monsters?" How could he be willing to marry his precious daughter to Goudan? He is willing to exchange a mere two thousand catties of animal meat for worm balls, so he doesn't want such a stupid son-in-law.

Goushengsao was even more unhappy, she waited at home for her two children to come back, and somehow she was invited to the mayor's house and said that the dog was going to marry her.

Not long after she came in, the eldest lady came out to chase her away, she was really uneducated, and the worst thing was that she kept insulting the dog in front of her, it was really domineering.

She really regretted coming here without asking clearly, but the only consolation is that Goudan is not here, otherwise she would be sad to hear such ugly words from that child, and she doesn't know if Goudan likes it or not.

If the child doesn't like it, it's okay, if she really likes it, she can't help but support it. One can imagine that if Goudan really marries, there will be no peace in the family.

The mayor is also an out-and-out villain. He promised that the townspeople who killed high-level monsters would get 50 catties of animal meat and the qualification to marry him. She was invited just now to take back the words of marriage. Send her with 50 catties of animal meat.

Mrs. Gousheng doesn't want to stay any longer, but she can't leave so willfully. If Goudan really likes it, she will break Goudan's heart if she leaves now.

The servant who finally squeezed in with the dog's egg shouted: "Master, I have invited the dog's egg."

Luo Yun said a few words in Erbai's ear and pushed him forward.

Erbai very cleverly jumped up and hugged Mrs. Gousheng and shouted: "Mother, I killed the high-level monster."

Yoyo, when he saw Erbai, he got even more angry and cursed directly: "You son of a bitch, you have the nerve to show up at my house, take your old mother out, otherwise don't blame me for being rude, and you still want to marry me, and you won't let it go Take a pee to see what virtue you look like."

Erbai is not angry at all, he is very happy in his heart, that's great, the more this female monster named Yoyo scolds Xiao Yunyun too much, the more Xiao Yunyun hates her: "Oh my god, why is this ugly woman so ugly?" , who wants to marry you, you are so ugly that you are so angry and resentful, but you have the nerve to despise others, you can really treat yourself as a flower."

This remark does not belittle you, although you are said to be the most beautiful in Moling Town, but the level is right there, how can a female monster who has not even reached the stage of exiting her body be so beautiful even in human form? At most, the clothes are still bright, but the thick powder on the face can be scraped off to make steamed buns.

The lowest maids in the Demon Palace are tens of thousands of times prettier than Yoyo, so the ugly female monster Erbai was startled at first sight.

Yoyo, as the number one beauty in Moling Town, she was said to be ugly. She almost exploded her lungs. She rolled up her sleeves and pointed at Erbai like a shrew, and then she attacked Erbai with a burst of saliva: "I'll fucking kill you! Who do you think is ugly?" , you old, ugly and stupid bastard, you thought I would pay attention to you if you said something ironic on purpose? Go ahead and dream of your spring and autumn, son of a bitch, let me tell you, don't think that I don't know that you will definitely not be able to beat the high-level Monsters, if you are sensible, just admit it honestly, I will never marry you."

Erbai pretended that he didn't hear clearly, and asked, "Who do you say you will never marry? Say the name."

Yoyo said contemptuously: "It turns out that you are still deaf, you all heard me clearly, I will never marry a dog, Dad, see off the guest quickly."

Erbai smiled happily: "It's fine if you don't want to marry Goudan, and I will give you another hundred thousand catties of animal meat, otherwise there is no negotiation."

The mayor has long been dissatisfied with Erbai calling his daughter ugly, and immediately agreed amidst everyone's astonishment: "Little pig, go to the warehouse and get [-] catties of animal meat for them." He emphasized again as if afraid that they would regret it: " Everyone has seen that it was Goudan who took the initiative to say that he would not marry them if he gave them [-] catties of animal meat, and all the people present were witnesses."

Yoyo couldn't help but sarcastically said: "Sure enough, you are a money-grubbing person, a monster like you is not even worthy of carrying my shoes."

Mrs. Gousheng probably knows what her child is up to, and she is relieved when she understands that the child does not want to marry.

Xiaozhu has always been reliable in his work, and quickly fetched two space bags containing [-] catties of animal meat from the warehouse and handed them to the mayor.

The mayor took out a total of 60 catties of animal meat and said to Erbai, "Give me the meat with one hand and the corpse with one hand. Hand over the corpses of high-level monsters."

After seeing enough of the mayor and Yoyo's ugly posture, Luo Yun slowly stepped forward amidst the exclamation, and said clearly: "Mayor, wait a moment, I will bring you the corpse of the high-level monster."

Yoyo, I have never seen such a beautiful human-shaped monster. Her heart was about to jump on Luo Yun, and she immediately asked softly and shyly like a little girl: "This warrior, you killed the high-level monster ?"

Luo Yun nodded calmly.

Yoyo almost wanted to fly up, but fortunately, the remaining rationality told her to pay attention to her image, she turned her head and sarcastically said to Erbai: "God, you have nothing to say now, you are really shameless, you are lying to my father!" you kill