On a thousand ways the queen slaps her face
Chapter 12
Lost a high-level monster and still wants to marry me, how could there be such a dirty monster like you in the devil world. "
☆, when face slap is in progress
Luo Yun pretended to be surprised and asked: "Miss Yoyo, what are you?"
Yoyo thought that Luo Yun was frightened by his own words, so she immediately became ashamed and noisy, and turned back into a ladylike appearance, put her hands on her waist and bowed coquettishly, and replied: "I haven't dared to ask the warrior's name, I wonder if I can tell you."
Luo Yun glanced at the snickering Erbai, and said Shi Shiran, "You son of a bitch." In order to win over his mother, Luo Yun reluctantly admitted the name.
Who would have thought that Luo Yun and Goudan knew each other, so he quickly reminded: "Goudan, the warrior called you, why don't you hurry up and apologize, you're embarrassed to laugh, don't you feel ashamed to pretend to be a warrior?"
Erbai laughed even more when he heard it, and he jokingly replied, "I can't compare to you in terms of shame. Let me ask, do you like him and want to marry him?" Bai pointed at Luo Yun.
Yoyo, she really wanted to give Erbaikuang a thumbs-up. She was worrying about how to express her love, but Goudan accidentally helped her out. For this reason, she let the past go and forgave him for cheating on the marriage. up.
Yoyo said shyly but firmly: "This warrior killed a high-level monster, I should marry him according to my father's arrangement, even if he doesn't want to marry, I will marry a chicken as a chicken, marry a dog as a dog, and stay with me for the rest of my life. "
Erbai gritted his teeth and shouted: "It's so sour, Miss Yoyo, you won't be ashamed when you say this, I'm ashamed for you, why don't you ask him if he wants to marry you."
Yoyo, I can't wait to kick Erbai, who is so yin and yang, to death, but in order to maintain her image, she forced a smile and replied: "I know the warrior must like me, otherwise why would I go so hard to kill high-level monsters and come back?" Expose your conspiracy."
The mayor also didn't want to see Erbai brush his daughter's face, and interjected for help: "Shut up, you son of a bitch, I haven't held you accountable for deceiving everyone, you're still talking nonsense here, it's only natural that this warrior will come If you want to marry me, if you have nothing to do, take the leftover wife and leave as soon as possible, I am magnanimous and will not hold you accountable for cheating."
Erbai couldn't bear it anymore, he laughed and shook Luo Yun's arm and said, "Little Yunyun, I can't do it, my stomach hurts from laughing, tell him your name quickly."
Yoyo and the mayor saw that Erbai was so close to Luo Yun, and felt a little ominous in their hearts. They were surprised that they were friends, and wondered if they would leave a bad impression on him by driving away the dog eggs. They talked for so long I didn't know the other party's name yet, so I had to pretend to be calm and ask, "Can this warrior tell you your name?"
Luo Yun patted Erbai's hand away, walked up to the usual-looking Goushengsao, hugged her, and said, "The child is unfilial, and I have made my mother feel wronged."
Mrs. Gou Leftover said lovingly, "It's good to be back safely."
The mayor was about to cry, he asked in shock: "Sister-in-law Gousheng, why didn't you say that you have such an excellent son, who is he?"
Mrs. Gousheng replied honestly: "Can't the mayor recognize him? He is my child, Goudan. This one is also my child now, named Erbai."
"Dogdog, Goudan!! How is that possible!" Yoyo and the mayor remembered at the same time the first time they asked his name, he seemed to have said two words, Goudan! ! !
Luo Yun nodded with a half-smile: "Mayor, I'm an idiot. I saw clearly what you and your daughter did to my mother and younger brother Erbai just now. The beautiful Miss Yoyo said I don’t want to marry me. Although I like her, I won’t force her. The mayor just promised Erbai’s younger brother that he would pay an extra 60 catties of animal meat as an apology. I’ll give you the corpse of a high-level monster right now, please Do what you say, give us [-] catties of animal meat."
Luo Yun threw the corpse of the high-level monster from the interspatial bag, and the mayor could immediately feel that the aura was that monster that caused chaos. Although he didn't know why Luo Yun became so powerful, and the human form was easy to see, but He really didn't have the face to say anything more now, so he could only tremblingly hand over 60 catties of animal meat to Luo Yun.
Seeing that Luo Yun was about to leave after getting the animal meat, Yoyo shouted anxiously: "Father, tell me quickly, I am willing to marry Goudan."
She didn't miss what Goudan said just now that she likes her. As for the previous saying that she would never marry Goudan, she had long forgotten.
The mayor's old face has been humiliated, how can he still speak up for his daughter with shame, and directly reprimanded him with a shake of his sleeves: "Don't you think it's not embarrassing enough? Go back to your room."
Before leaving, Erbai happily said to the mayor: "The mayor is different, he is really generous." The mayor's face turned green instantly.
Yoyo stomped her feet fiercely, wanting to kill the bastard Erbai, if Erbai hadn't deliberately pretended to be a dog, how could she say such a thing, the dog would not be sad, let alone agree not to marry her, after all All of this is Erbai's fault.
But it doesn't matter, Goudan also said that he likes her just now, so as long as she expresses her willingness to marry Goudan, Goudan will definitely change her mind.
Luo Yun and the others don't care about what Miss Yoyo is thinking now, because they are in trouble again.
It is said that Luo Yun originally planned to exchange some daily necessities in the town with animal meat, but he didn't plan to get back the utensils at home after being taken away by Aunt Xiaohua, anyway, those were already very old, and it was time to buy new ones.
It's just that before they finished shopping, someone came to settle the accounts.
There were a lot of people in the market at that time, and the leader was obviously a rich lady. Just by looking at the arrogant, arrogant walking posture and the luxurious lapel sleeves, I knew that I would not be easily offended, not to mention that there were dozens of magic infants behind. above the thugs.
As soon as the lady saw Mrs. Gou Sheng, she said impolitely: "Gou Sheng, I haven't seen you for so many years, but you haven't changed at all. You raised your child so annoyingly. You should know that my child was beaten by a dog egg." If you are hurt, come with me if you are sensible, and don't force me to use force to please you."
There were too many people around, so Mrs. Gousheng could only bring Luoyun Erbai to Lai's mansion. As expected of the mansion of the inner government, this extravagant arrangement was no worse than that of the mayor's house.
Mrs. Gousheng and the others were taken to the hall. There was a dignified middle-aged man sitting on a high seat, and two rows of servants stood behind the left and right seats. Yun and his group never thought of asking them to sit down.
Erbai didn't seem to see their deliberate embarrassment, he casually found a chair and sat down, and waved his hands desperately to let Luo Yun's dog leftover wife sit too. After walking for a day, his feet would get tired.
Luo Yun didn't intend to be polite at all, so he pretended not to see the livid faces of the two masters Gao Si sat on, helped Mrs. Gou Sheng to sit on the chair next to him, and then sat down himself.
Lai Liang is also considered a respectable figure in Moling Town, and he cannot easily get angry on the spot, but this does not mean that he will not make use of it.
It's not that Luo Yun just sat down and said with a heavy "hum": "It really is a wild monster from the countryside. It has no education. It hurts other people's children without any sense of guilt."
Luo Yun didn't care either, he signaled Mrs. Gousheng not to worry, and replied indifferently: "It's better not to make a conclusion so early about whose child is uneducated. I don't know your servants about the matter of injuring Lai Da." Did you tell the truth or did you add more oil and vinegar, and I have to trouble you to tell you that your servant told you."
Lai Liang said disdainfully: "Thinking that sharp teeth and sharp mouth can gain the upper hand, my servants are all specially educated, how can they confuse right and wrong like you, two days ago my son Lai Da led his servants to eliminate demons , but you injured him with your own hands, preventing him from killing high-level monsters with his own hands, not to mention losing 50 catties of animal meat and losing the qualification to marry the mayor's daughter, you are doing too much."
Luo Yun said: "It's true that we are wrong, but you haven't heard that it was your son who wanted to kill us first, and we had no choice but to fight back, Lai Da Nei Ya, could it be that if someone wants to beat you, you will Do you stay still and let others bully you?"
Lai Liang was furious: "Bloody spitting, obviously you kicked my child first, otherwise why would he want to hit you for no reason."
Luo Yun sighed and said: "Lai Da Nei Ya, you can't blame me. At that time, Mr. Lai hit me like a stone. Of course, my first reaction was to kick me away. Do I have to risk my life to catch it? It’s clearly making things difficult for me.”
Lai Liang slapped the table angrily: "Don't make excuses, dare you say that you didn't do it on purpose, knowing that he was a companion who was exorcising demons, you deliberately kicked him so hard, and then injured him until now he can't get out of bed! "
As soon as Lai Liang finished speaking, Luo Yun picked up an empty chair and threw it at him instantly. Lai Liang shattered it with a cold snort.
The servants on standby surrounded Luo Yun and the others with winks.
Lai Liang laughed back angrily: "Why, I knew I was wrong, so I planned to do it. You guys are so brave, and you want to kill me in broad daylight, so I will arrest you and lock them up. The 60 catties of animal meat on them will be taken away." Search them out, and don’t let them out until you starve to death.”
Luo Yun thinks Lai Liang is really funny, he is obviously greedy for the 60 catties of animal meat on his body, and he has to turn so many corners, just now he deliberately threw that chair, Lai Liang must be sighing in his heart that God has helped him.
Lai Da's injury was well known in his mind, how could it be so serious that he couldn't get out of bed, and he could recover within one night at most, how could Luo Yun be so stupid to Lai Liang's words, he raised his hand and stopped with a smile: "Wait a minute, Lai Liang Da Nei Ya, you don’t mean to find fault with me because you covet the animal meat in my hands.”
Lai Liang, who was said to be the center, blushed and had a thick neck, and shouted angrily: "It's unreasonable, maliciously speculate on the internal government, the crime will be added to the crime, and I will be locked up after a severe beating."
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☆, the prelude to the market
Luo Yun suddenly realized and said: "That's right, Lai Dan's inner yamen has whatever he wants in the warehouse, how can he value such a little animal meat in my hand, right, if this is the case, don't worry, why don't you wait until I finish talking before closing it."
Mrs. Gousheng looked at Luo Yun worriedly, but got a reassuring look. The child seemed to have a plan in mind, so she should just wait and see what happens.
Lai Liang was not afraid of his tricks, he waved his hands generously and said: "You all step back first, go ahead, I want to see what other tricks you can do."
Luo Yun said modestly: "I'm afraid I won't be able to get into your eyes. How dare you ask me when the chair flew towards you just now, did you shatter it without even thinking about it, and at the same time you were very angry?"
Mrs. Lai, who had been on the sidelines for a long time, said angrily: "Isn't this nonsense, what exactly do you want to say, let's make it clear once."
Luo Yun smiled: "That's right, I said just now that I would kick Mr. Ling, and that was a completely subconscious reaction. Mr. Ling smashed it like a chair, and I would naturally have the same reaction as Mr. Lai. Oh no, I'm better than Lai Da Nei Ya, I didn't intend to shake Mr. Ling into pieces, Lai Da Nei Ya can even do this to his own chair, I just kicked away something that threatened my life It is already merciful. It is reasonable to say that Lai's inner office should be grateful. I didn't expect that Lai's inner office not only has no attitude of gratitude, but also has such sinister intentions to snatch the animal meat from me and lock me up to starve to death. Good way."
Lai Liang and Mrs. Lai's faces turned red and hot, but they couldn't say a word of rebuttal.
What Luo Yun said seemed to make sense on the surface, but when he thought about it, it wasn't so true. It was already bold to compare his son to chairs and things, and he even accused them of sinister intentions. Every little thought was seen.
Who said Goudan was stupid and easy to bully at the beginning, Lai Liang just wanted to slap Mrs. Lai a few times, it was the bad idea of this prodigal bitch.
Luo Yun smiled coldly: "Lai Da Neiya, Mr. Ling didn't beat me to death, so you still want to help him decide to lock me up and starve to death!"
Lai Liang's face was hot, and he apologized with a smile: "Misunderstanding, misunderstanding, it's all a misunderstanding. Now that everything is clear, I still want to thank you for being merciful to my son."
Erbai leaned on Luo Yun with grievances at the right time and said: "Little Yunyun, Lai Da Nei Ya was so fierce and terrifying just now, and he said he would starve us to death. I am so hungry now that I can't walk. I have nothing to eat." Hungry."
Luo Yunshun said: "Not only are you hungry, I was also frightened and hungry by Lai Da Nei Ya. Not only did he not give us a pot of water to drink, but he also threatened us. It's really a cold world."
Lai Liang twitched the corner of his mouth and shouted: "Come here, go and prepare [-] catties of animal meat to give to my nephew Goudan."
Madam Lai said dissatisfied: "Master, you are..."
Lai Liang: "Shut up, I'll deal with you later."
Luo Yun calmly waited until Lai Liang presented the animal meat and sent them out in person, and boasted to Erbai more and more satisfied: "Erbai, I found that you are getting smarter and smarter, yes, from now on I will start to monitor your cultivation progress , With such a smart head like yours, you will definitely be able to improve quickly."
Erbai, who was extremely embarrassing, instantly put on a bitter face: "No, don't be in a hurry."
After these two incidents, Luo Yun became well-known in Moling Town. Whether it was the story of the mayor’s handsome face-slapping described by the townspeople or the story of Goudan fighting wit and bravery described by the servants of the Nei Ya’s family, Gou Dan is leaving now. Wherever he goes, he is looked up to by people.
Luo Yun didn't care about these things. After a period of exploration, he successfully refined the first medicine to enhance the quality of monsters, and tried it himself. After finding that there were indeed no bad side effects, he made a dozen and gave it every day Goushengsao takes one pill.
Under Luo Yun's supervision, Erbai could only start to meditate bitterly. Unfortunately, after a month of hard work, there was still no progress, and it was nowhere in sight to transform into a form.
That day, Luo Yun was busy in the simple alchemy grass house again, and Erbai ran in angrily to complain.
Erbai: "Why did you say you were in love at that time? That ugly monster, she came to harass the leftover mother again."
Speaking of this incident, Luo Yun was speechless for a while. At that time, he said this purely to scare off the mayor and Yoyo. Unexpectedly, he still underestimated the cheeks of the monsters. Yoyo really thought he liked her, and came here every now and then. Show your face, no matter how many times you explain it to her, it's just an attitude of "I don't believe it, I don't believe you said you like me". Alas, I feel like digging my own grave.
Luo Yun: "Didn't I already explain it to you at that time, Erbai, be good, go and get rid of her for me, I promise you I won't say such things again in the future."
Erbai hummed: "Except for me, you can't say you like others."
Luo Yun treated him like a child, and promised again and again: "As long as you have a way to make her stop coming, I will do whatever you want."
Erbai's eyes lit up and asked expectantly: "Including promise to double cultivate with me?"
Luo Yun: "..., except for this matter."
Erbai bit his lip and complained: "You lied, you promised me everything just now."
Luo Yun: "Hey, don't make trouble, go and get rid of it first, mother should be annoyed by her, remember not to tell yo that I am at home."
Seeing that Luo Yun really didn't like it, Erbai proudly returned to the thatched hut where he lived, and taunted the ugly monster who knew how to make faces all day long: "Oh, ugly woman, why are you here again? You were so scared that you spit it out, we don’t welcome you ugly old dumpy, go back to your own home.”
The girl who was pestering the leftover dog to help dry the dried animal meat yo yo's face immediately turned black, and she hated Erbai like never before. If Erbai was not Luo Yun's younger brother, she would have scolded him back long ago. , But it's not enough now, she hasn't succeeded in hooking/holding Luo Yun yet, so she must bear with it, and after Luo Yun marries her, let's see how she tortures Erbai.
Yoyo squeezed out a smile, which was as scary as the weird and sinister smile on the stiff plaster face.
Terrified, Erbai ran to Mrs. Gousheng's side to seek shelter: "Mother Gousheng, this ugly monster is so scary, even scarier than a monster that eats demons. If Xiao Yunyun marries her, she will be scared to death within a few days. Gousheng Mother, drive her away quickly."
Mrs. Gousheng loves Erbai, a child who pretends to be cute and cute, and she is really annoying. Since she was humiliated like that last time, she never wants to pay attention to her.
"Miss yo, my dog is not here. If you have nothing to do, please go back. You said at that time that you would never marry my dog. Now that you have come here to post it, you are really not afraid that you will not get married."
Yoyo distorted her face, but still could only grit her teeth and smile: "Sister-in-law Gousheng, Goudan once said that he likes me. At the beginning, I just wanted to test Goudan's mind, but I didn't mean the truth. I fell in love with Goudan when I was in Chongqiu, I really want to marry Goudan and be your daughter-in-law."
Mrs. Gousheng replied after listening calmly: "I'm sorry we can't afford it, I hope you won't bother us in the future."
Erbai fanned the flames and said: "Did you hear that, don't come again, get out of here, I'm sick of seeing you."
After being shut out for a month in a row, not only did she never see the handsome dog, but she was ridiculed by Erbai and Mrs. Gousheng every time. She had never suffered such a loss since she was a child.
Anyway, what she was going to marry was Goudan, so there was no need to bear with these two people any longer, and since Goudan was not at home recently, she didn't need to keep pretending.
Yoyo's pungent nature returned, and he poked his waist and scolded: "You old and young two short-lived demons, my lady has tolerated you for a long time! I don't care whether you welcome you or not, shameless old thing , what kind of green onion are you? I came to your house to look for a dog in a good voice. What kind of attitude are you guys? Ah, don't forget that I only like dogs, what are you guys, if it wasn't for his face, I would have killed you all in the morning, don't give a little cloud to thunder, and you will hit a snake with a stick, do you know What is enough is enough, I put down my dignity and came in person. Instead of flattering you, you still want to drive me away. I will stop here today. When the dog gets married to my Lin family, I will definitely let him drive you away. Delusion to get the slightest benefit from my Lin family!"
"Miss Yoyo, we never wanted the slightest benefit from your family, please leave immediately if you play monkey games enough." Luo Yun's slightly angry voice sounded from the corner.
Yoyo, who still wanted to continue yelling, immediately widened his eyes, pointed at Luo Yun with a blushing face and stammered, "You, you, you, aren't you at home?"
Luo Yun frowned and said: "If I hadn't come back, I wouldn't know that Ms. Yoyo usually treats my mother and second brother like this. It's really nice. I didn't expect Ms. Yoyo to be such a snake-hearted devil. There is only disgust for you, if you don't leave again, don't blame me for being rude."
Yoyo, the person he liked saw his ugly appearance again, and he was so ashamed that he wanted to bump his head to death, but now he was hated in public, so Lihua immediately ran away crying heartbrokenly with rain: "Yeah, oh, I Go back and tell my dad that I don't want to live anymore."
Erbai waved his short arms at the back of Yoyo who ran away in embarrassment: "No, I support you not to live anymore~~~~~"
In the days that followed, there were no more disturbances, and the three of them were finally at peace. Because of the arrival of the 61 catties of animal meat, the Goushengsao could be regarded as a well-to-do family with no worries.
There is a gathering in Moling Town every month. On this day, basically all the monsters will go to the fair, whether it is to buy or sell things or to join in the fun.
It has been a month since the last fair. Luo Yun remembered that he bought his alchemy stove on the day of the fair last time. From this, we can see how many good things that are rare to see in the fair.
Erbai also seems to be very interested in the rally. I heard it said that I have never seen it before, and Goushengsao was imagining that not only did Erbai have no parents, but he was bullied every day, and he didn’t even have a slightly larger town. I have seen it, let alone go to the market. Such a sad childhood has made the dog leftover sister-in-law continue to love her mother and love her more and more.
But the fact is that Erbai lives in the most prosperous city in the devil world. The city is unparalleled in its prosperity. There are so many monsters who want to occupy a place. Of course, there are many types of items, but Moling Town is a small town adjacent to the human world, and those monsters often take advantage of the small loopholes in the enchantment to go to the human world to make some strange things that even Erbai has never seen before. Demon world sales.
Like the last time it pestered Luo Yun to buy brown sugar, malt candy, kites and so on, it was very interesting. Recently, Erbai is considering whether to discuss with those idiots who are in charge of the human world with their eyes above the top, so that The human world and the demon world have an annual exchange meeting. It is best to negotiate with the demon world and the ghost world. Water and fire, as soon as they meet, they will fight.
In the anticipation of all the monsters, the monthly gathering has come again. Erbai got up especially early on this day. It waited for a month. Last time, the peddler who sold brown sugar told it that there was a rubber man this time. , Erbai agreed to let the peddler go to the human world to help him make a little rubber man exactly like Luo Yun, and the reward was a thousand catties of animal meat.
This thousand catties of animal meat is completely worthless to Gou Shengsao, when Erbai asked Gou Shengsao for it last night, she readily gave Erbai [-] catties to let him buy whatever he wanted tomorrow.
When Luo Yun was still asleep, he could feel a scorching gaze wrapped around him, and suddenly opened his eyes, it was Erbai looking at him expectantly with shining black eyes.
As soon as Luo Yun got up, Erbai said courteously: "I've already prepared the washing water for you, you hurry up and have breakfast, and then we hurry up to go to the market."
As expected of a child, he just loves to join in the fun. Luo Yun completely regards Erbai as a child who has not yet grown up. To him, monsters that cannot transform into forms are all children.
Seeing that Luo Yun had already got up, Mrs. Gousheng said with a smile: "Xiaoyun, remember to remind mother to buy rattles after going to the market. Erwa's little bastard has been born for one month. Erwa's family takes good care of us on weekdays. We It should also be expressed."
Little bastard... Luo Yun remembered that when he had just arrived in the Demon Realm, he overheard the conversation between his mother and Uncle Erwa. It seemed that Uncle Erwa had just overheard a good name from the Demon Realm and returned excitedly. The 'nice' name is Little Bunny...
Luo Yun shook his head amusedly to himself. It has to be said that in this respect, monsters are really innocent and cute.
The three demons encountered many friendly monsters along the way. This was mainly related to the incident where Luo Yun killed a high-level monster alone. The townspeople in Moling Town knew how powerful that high-level monster was.
Even the mayor couldn't defeat that high-level monster, but Luo Yun could. What does this mean? Luo Yun is stronger than the mayor.
It stands to reason that the current mayor Lin should abdicate and give up the post to Luo Yun.
But what does the position of mayor represent? It represents the highest status in Moling Town. Yoyo will brazenly pester Luo Yun all the time. There is more or less the support of the mayor. His calculations are very good. If Luo Yun becomes His son-in-law doesn't need to give up the position of mayor at all. The family doesn't need to be so fussy.
Who would have thought that Luo Yun didn't like it at all, the mayor had no choice but to give up letting his daughter lure/abduct Luo Yun, and closed the door to hardly see any visitors.
Luo Yun didn't ask for the position of mayor, and mayor Lin was also happy to pretend to be confused, trying not to appear around Luo Yun as much as possible, so as to prevent him from thinking of this position and competing with him.
And Lai Da's inner office has also been very low-key recently, it seems that some great noble demons have come from Moling City, it seems that Lai Da has offended someone, and others are looking for trouble.
In short, except for Mayor Lin and Lai Neiya who are not doing well recently, the other monsters are still living in a cool and heartless way.
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first change
When he came to the market in the town, it was already overcrowded. Luo Yun didn't feel bored by this kind of noisy place. The most powerful thing about him is that he can automatically shield the surrounding environment, no matter how noisy or noisy around him, he will not be affected at all. .
Erbai immediately blended in, touched here, looked over there, and soon disappeared, Goushengsao also began to carefully pick and choose, Luo Yun followed behind Goushengsao quietly, watching her finish shopping for benches Wooden bowls, after buying wooden bowls and clay pots, after shopping for a long time, there are always a dozen or so things I bought.
These supplies are not necessary, but they can still be used occasionally, and Mrs. Gousheng is content to carry a relatively cheap space bag and continue to browse the stalls.
In addition to the rare items sold in the human world in the market, Luo Yun was more interested in those plump and bright bugs of various colors and strange-shaped unknown snacks.
I heard that those bugs and small snacks are the favorite snacks of monster children. The children who hang out with their parents will make a fuss whenever they see those tempting snacks, and they will not stop buying a dozen.
Of course, all kinds of fruits will naturally be displayed for sale on this day. It may be that high-level monsters have recently appeared in Jilinggou and eaten up those beasts at the stage of the earth demon. There is no danger in Jilinggou now, and people who go there are gradually Get more.
"Dear town friends, don't miss it when you pass by. I have a baby here today. You must have never seen it. It's very rare. Come and take a look." Walking around, Luo Yun He heard a lot of people gathered in front of him, and Mrs. Gousheng moved forward curiously when he heard the sound.
"What a good product, boss, quickly show it to us." The crowd shouted in dissatisfaction.
Mrs. Gousheng took Luo Yun and finally squeezed in, when she saw a thin, treacherous peddler take out a cage from under the table next to him.
Luo Yun looked at the various furs neatly placed in front of the small peddler, and guessed that he was a hunter.
"See, this is a rare species in the demon world. It's the first time I've seen it since I've been hunting for hundreds of years." The small trader raised the cage, and inside was a ball with spikes.
"Cut~, what's so strange about this, isn't it just a ball, boss, you are making too much of a fuss." The crowd disdainfully despised the small vendor, turned around and was about to leave.
"Don't worry, I haven't finished yet. It's a wild beast, and it can change color." The small peddler didn't hold back anymore, and hurriedly explained its characteristics. As soon as he finished speaking, the crowd surrounded him again. .
"Boss, you are lying. This is obviously a dead thing, motionless. How can it be a beast, and this thing can change color, are you kidding me?" Someone asked suspiciously.
"Hey, don't worry, look." The peddler pulled out the stick from his waist and poked the ball. The ball ran wildly in the cage. Unfortunately, the cage was very strong and there was no sign of damage.
"Hey, it's really alive! But boss, even so, how can you prove that it will change color?" The crowd asked after being surprised.
The small trader proudly said: "You will know later." After speaking, he took out a large bunch of green plants from the space bag, and put the cage on it, and sure enough, the thorn balls in the cage turned green.
"Wow, it's amazing. Boss, how do you sell this beast? I want to buy it back and keep it." After this time, those monsters were really interested in the thorn ball, and asked the boss how to sell it.
"Well, I won't say much, just [-] catties of animal meat." The small peddler stretched out two fingers, as if selling at a loss.
"Ah, that's so expensive. Twenty thousand catties of animal meat is my family's monthly ration. It's too expensive." As soon as this was exported, half of the people were scared away, and the other half were bargaining.
"Boss, it's cheaper. How about [-] catties of animal meat? You see, this little thing can't be eaten, and it's not very fun. It's covered in thorns. It costs food to raise. It's useless except for looking. Selling [-] catties of animal meat is considered a profit."
"No, no, I won't sell animal meat below [-] jin." The small peddler saw that those people were interested in thorn balls, so how could they lower the price casually.
"Boss, you really don't want to sell [-] catties of animal meat? If you don't sell it, I'll leave. I'm really leaving~" The buyer saw the firm attitude of the small vendor and didn't force it. He went to other stalls up.
[-] catties of animal meat was too much for them. Seeing that the boss clearly refused to lower the price, some monsters had no intention of staying any longer and left with the others.
In the end, the stall included Goushengsao and Luo Yun, and there were less than ten monsters left. Five of them were not interested in bug balls.
"Boss, I bought your thorn ball." One of the monsters who had been silent all this time said angrily.
"Okay." The small trader knew that a rich man from a rich family would definitely not bargain.
"Wait a minute, boss, I'll offer [-] catties of animal meat, and sell me that thorn ball." Another fat sausage boy who smelled of copper lavishly increased the price.
"I said Fatty, what do you mean, you are deliberately against me, right? I have long disliked you, so don't force me to do it!" the young man of medium build threatened.
Young Fat Chang: "I'll go to your mother's Sada, no one is afraid of you, I'll just leave my words here today, I'm determined to get this prickly ball."
Sada: "Oh, overestimate your own strength, how many magic coins did you bring here this time? Thirty pieces? At most, you can only exchange them for [-] catties of animal meat, but I brought fifty pieces!"
Fat Chang stared at his almost invisible eyes and raised his voice and asked: "So, what do you want, you want to buy this thorn ball with fifty magic coins?"
Sada felt a bit embarrassed to step down now, so he could only bite the bullet and say, "So what."
Fat Intestine was full of bad water, his face suddenly changed, and he smiled and said to the small vendor: "Boss, did you hear that Mr. Sada wants to buy it with fifty magic coins worth fifty thousand catties of animal meat?" Hurry up and give him that thorn ball."
Sada was taken aback, and his face almost turned blue with anger. He cursed, "You said I would buy it, so I will buy it, but I still won't buy it. I'm so mad at you."
Young Master Fat Chang said with contempt: "Why, you're going back on your word, you really have no credibility."
Sada jumped in excitement: "I'll beat you to death!"
After finishing speaking, they really didn't care, and the two started fighting on the spot.
At this time, Luo Yun calmly said to the small vendor: "Boss, can you sell [-] catties of animal meat?"
He has long seen that the thorn ball in the cage is the little fat beast he saw in Jilinggou. He did not expect to be caught so easily. Didn't it say that he is a unique beast in the devil world? It is also a little too weak .
The boss saw that the two playboys who were fighting so hard were not going to buy the prick ball anymore, so he simply handed the cage to Luo Yun, handing over the cage with one hand and the flesh with the other.
Thorn Ball had already sensed the pleasant smell on Luo Yun's body, but it didn't dare to raise its head to look for it. It could only shrink itself into a ball, fearing that it would be killed if it raised its head.
A few days ago, it watched a small trader peel off the hide of an iron-horned ox, and almost scared it to pee. It has spent the past few days in this posture.
Hearing that Luo Yun wanted to buy it just now, he looked up in shock at him who looked like a banished fairy, and was moved to tears. He never thought he could be rescued, and Luo Yun was like a god in his heart at this moment, warming his cold body. The whole body, this kind of warm feeling like a mother's, made the little fat beast cry more and more fiercely.
"Don't cry, I'll let you go later. Don't be careless in the future. I can save you once, but I may not be able to save you a second time. Remember to practice hard and stay away from monsters." Luo Yun warned with a smile Little Fat Beast.
The little fat beast is even more sad, it has no place to go now, Jilinggou is no longer safe, there are monsters everywhere, if it continues to stay there, it will be caught sooner or later, it would be great if it could practice with him, and That annoying Erbai who always loves to bully him is not there, he wants to follow Luo Yun, but Luo Yun doesn't want to be himself.
"Xiaoyun, do you know this little animal?" Mrs. Gousheng asked in surprise.
"We spent a day together in Jilinggou, mother, you seem surprised?" Luo Yun felt her emotions carefully.
Mrs. Gousheng shook her head again and again: "Ah, no, it's just the first time I saw this kind of pet, so I couldn't get used to it." In fact, she knew this kind of beast. Her owner had raised it before, because this kind of beast made a noise. Stop, that's why it's called Dudu Beast. The most interesting thing is that this kind of wild
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Luo Yun pretended to be surprised and asked: "Miss Yoyo, what are you?"
Yoyo thought that Luo Yun was frightened by his own words, so she immediately became ashamed and noisy, and turned back into a ladylike appearance, put her hands on her waist and bowed coquettishly, and replied: "I haven't dared to ask the warrior's name, I wonder if I can tell you."
Luo Yun glanced at the snickering Erbai, and said Shi Shiran, "You son of a bitch." In order to win over his mother, Luo Yun reluctantly admitted the name.
Who would have thought that Luo Yun and Goudan knew each other, so he quickly reminded: "Goudan, the warrior called you, why don't you hurry up and apologize, you're embarrassed to laugh, don't you feel ashamed to pretend to be a warrior?"
Erbai laughed even more when he heard it, and he jokingly replied, "I can't compare to you in terms of shame. Let me ask, do you like him and want to marry him?" Bai pointed at Luo Yun.
Yoyo, she really wanted to give Erbaikuang a thumbs-up. She was worrying about how to express her love, but Goudan accidentally helped her out. For this reason, she let the past go and forgave him for cheating on the marriage. up.
Yoyo said shyly but firmly: "This warrior killed a high-level monster, I should marry him according to my father's arrangement, even if he doesn't want to marry, I will marry a chicken as a chicken, marry a dog as a dog, and stay with me for the rest of my life. "
Erbai gritted his teeth and shouted: "It's so sour, Miss Yoyo, you won't be ashamed when you say this, I'm ashamed for you, why don't you ask him if he wants to marry you."
Yoyo, I can't wait to kick Erbai, who is so yin and yang, to death, but in order to maintain her image, she forced a smile and replied: "I know the warrior must like me, otherwise why would I go so hard to kill high-level monsters and come back?" Expose your conspiracy."
The mayor also didn't want to see Erbai brush his daughter's face, and interjected for help: "Shut up, you son of a bitch, I haven't held you accountable for deceiving everyone, you're still talking nonsense here, it's only natural that this warrior will come If you want to marry me, if you have nothing to do, take the leftover wife and leave as soon as possible, I am magnanimous and will not hold you accountable for cheating."
Erbai couldn't bear it anymore, he laughed and shook Luo Yun's arm and said, "Little Yunyun, I can't do it, my stomach hurts from laughing, tell him your name quickly."
Yoyo and the mayor saw that Erbai was so close to Luo Yun, and felt a little ominous in their hearts. They were surprised that they were friends, and wondered if they would leave a bad impression on him by driving away the dog eggs. They talked for so long I didn't know the other party's name yet, so I had to pretend to be calm and ask, "Can this warrior tell you your name?"
Luo Yun patted Erbai's hand away, walked up to the usual-looking Goushengsao, hugged her, and said, "The child is unfilial, and I have made my mother feel wronged."
Mrs. Gou Leftover said lovingly, "It's good to be back safely."
The mayor was about to cry, he asked in shock: "Sister-in-law Gousheng, why didn't you say that you have such an excellent son, who is he?"
Mrs. Gousheng replied honestly: "Can't the mayor recognize him? He is my child, Goudan. This one is also my child now, named Erbai."
"Dogdog, Goudan!! How is that possible!" Yoyo and the mayor remembered at the same time the first time they asked his name, he seemed to have said two words, Goudan! ! !
Luo Yun nodded with a half-smile: "Mayor, I'm an idiot. I saw clearly what you and your daughter did to my mother and younger brother Erbai just now. The beautiful Miss Yoyo said I don’t want to marry me. Although I like her, I won’t force her. The mayor just promised Erbai’s younger brother that he would pay an extra 60 catties of animal meat as an apology. I’ll give you the corpse of a high-level monster right now, please Do what you say, give us [-] catties of animal meat."
Luo Yun threw the corpse of the high-level monster from the interspatial bag, and the mayor could immediately feel that the aura was that monster that caused chaos. Although he didn't know why Luo Yun became so powerful, and the human form was easy to see, but He really didn't have the face to say anything more now, so he could only tremblingly hand over 60 catties of animal meat to Luo Yun.
Seeing that Luo Yun was about to leave after getting the animal meat, Yoyo shouted anxiously: "Father, tell me quickly, I am willing to marry Goudan."
She didn't miss what Goudan said just now that she likes her. As for the previous saying that she would never marry Goudan, she had long forgotten.
The mayor's old face has been humiliated, how can he still speak up for his daughter with shame, and directly reprimanded him with a shake of his sleeves: "Don't you think it's not embarrassing enough? Go back to your room."
Before leaving, Erbai happily said to the mayor: "The mayor is different, he is really generous." The mayor's face turned green instantly.
Yoyo stomped her feet fiercely, wanting to kill the bastard Erbai, if Erbai hadn't deliberately pretended to be a dog, how could she say such a thing, the dog would not be sad, let alone agree not to marry her, after all All of this is Erbai's fault.
But it doesn't matter, Goudan also said that he likes her just now, so as long as she expresses her willingness to marry Goudan, Goudan will definitely change her mind.
Luo Yun and the others don't care about what Miss Yoyo is thinking now, because they are in trouble again.
It is said that Luo Yun originally planned to exchange some daily necessities in the town with animal meat, but he didn't plan to get back the utensils at home after being taken away by Aunt Xiaohua, anyway, those were already very old, and it was time to buy new ones.
It's just that before they finished shopping, someone came to settle the accounts.
There were a lot of people in the market at that time, and the leader was obviously a rich lady. Just by looking at the arrogant, arrogant walking posture and the luxurious lapel sleeves, I knew that I would not be easily offended, not to mention that there were dozens of magic infants behind. above the thugs.
As soon as the lady saw Mrs. Gou Sheng, she said impolitely: "Gou Sheng, I haven't seen you for so many years, but you haven't changed at all. You raised your child so annoyingly. You should know that my child was beaten by a dog egg." If you are hurt, come with me if you are sensible, and don't force me to use force to please you."
There were too many people around, so Mrs. Gousheng could only bring Luoyun Erbai to Lai's mansion. As expected of the mansion of the inner government, this extravagant arrangement was no worse than that of the mayor's house.
Mrs. Gousheng and the others were taken to the hall. There was a dignified middle-aged man sitting on a high seat, and two rows of servants stood behind the left and right seats. Yun and his group never thought of asking them to sit down.
Erbai didn't seem to see their deliberate embarrassment, he casually found a chair and sat down, and waved his hands desperately to let Luo Yun's dog leftover wife sit too. After walking for a day, his feet would get tired.
Luo Yun didn't intend to be polite at all, so he pretended not to see the livid faces of the two masters Gao Si sat on, helped Mrs. Gou Sheng to sit on the chair next to him, and then sat down himself.
Lai Liang is also considered a respectable figure in Moling Town, and he cannot easily get angry on the spot, but this does not mean that he will not make use of it.
It's not that Luo Yun just sat down and said with a heavy "hum": "It really is a wild monster from the countryside. It has no education. It hurts other people's children without any sense of guilt."
Luo Yun didn't care either, he signaled Mrs. Gousheng not to worry, and replied indifferently: "It's better not to make a conclusion so early about whose child is uneducated. I don't know your servants about the matter of injuring Lai Da." Did you tell the truth or did you add more oil and vinegar, and I have to trouble you to tell you that your servant told you."
Lai Liang said disdainfully: "Thinking that sharp teeth and sharp mouth can gain the upper hand, my servants are all specially educated, how can they confuse right and wrong like you, two days ago my son Lai Da led his servants to eliminate demons , but you injured him with your own hands, preventing him from killing high-level monsters with his own hands, not to mention losing 50 catties of animal meat and losing the qualification to marry the mayor's daughter, you are doing too much."
Luo Yun said: "It's true that we are wrong, but you haven't heard that it was your son who wanted to kill us first, and we had no choice but to fight back, Lai Da Nei Ya, could it be that if someone wants to beat you, you will Do you stay still and let others bully you?"
Lai Liang was furious: "Bloody spitting, obviously you kicked my child first, otherwise why would he want to hit you for no reason."
Luo Yun sighed and said: "Lai Da Nei Ya, you can't blame me. At that time, Mr. Lai hit me like a stone. Of course, my first reaction was to kick me away. Do I have to risk my life to catch it? It’s clearly making things difficult for me.”
Lai Liang slapped the table angrily: "Don't make excuses, dare you say that you didn't do it on purpose, knowing that he was a companion who was exorcising demons, you deliberately kicked him so hard, and then injured him until now he can't get out of bed! "
As soon as Lai Liang finished speaking, Luo Yun picked up an empty chair and threw it at him instantly. Lai Liang shattered it with a cold snort.
The servants on standby surrounded Luo Yun and the others with winks.
Lai Liang laughed back angrily: "Why, I knew I was wrong, so I planned to do it. You guys are so brave, and you want to kill me in broad daylight, so I will arrest you and lock them up. The 60 catties of animal meat on them will be taken away." Search them out, and don’t let them out until you starve to death.”
Luo Yun thinks Lai Liang is really funny, he is obviously greedy for the 60 catties of animal meat on his body, and he has to turn so many corners, just now he deliberately threw that chair, Lai Liang must be sighing in his heart that God has helped him.
Lai Da's injury was well known in his mind, how could it be so serious that he couldn't get out of bed, and he could recover within one night at most, how could Luo Yun be so stupid to Lai Liang's words, he raised his hand and stopped with a smile: "Wait a minute, Lai Liang Da Nei Ya, you don’t mean to find fault with me because you covet the animal meat in my hands.”
Lai Liang, who was said to be the center, blushed and had a thick neck, and shouted angrily: "It's unreasonable, maliciously speculate on the internal government, the crime will be added to the crime, and I will be locked up after a severe beating."
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☆, the prelude to the market
Luo Yun suddenly realized and said: "That's right, Lai Dan's inner yamen has whatever he wants in the warehouse, how can he value such a little animal meat in my hand, right, if this is the case, don't worry, why don't you wait until I finish talking before closing it."
Mrs. Gousheng looked at Luo Yun worriedly, but got a reassuring look. The child seemed to have a plan in mind, so she should just wait and see what happens.
Lai Liang was not afraid of his tricks, he waved his hands generously and said: "You all step back first, go ahead, I want to see what other tricks you can do."
Luo Yun said modestly: "I'm afraid I won't be able to get into your eyes. How dare you ask me when the chair flew towards you just now, did you shatter it without even thinking about it, and at the same time you were very angry?"
Mrs. Lai, who had been on the sidelines for a long time, said angrily: "Isn't this nonsense, what exactly do you want to say, let's make it clear once."
Luo Yun smiled: "That's right, I said just now that I would kick Mr. Ling, and that was a completely subconscious reaction. Mr. Ling smashed it like a chair, and I would naturally have the same reaction as Mr. Lai. Oh no, I'm better than Lai Da Nei Ya, I didn't intend to shake Mr. Ling into pieces, Lai Da Nei Ya can even do this to his own chair, I just kicked away something that threatened my life It is already merciful. It is reasonable to say that Lai's inner office should be grateful. I didn't expect that Lai's inner office not only has no attitude of gratitude, but also has such sinister intentions to snatch the animal meat from me and lock me up to starve to death. Good way."
Lai Liang and Mrs. Lai's faces turned red and hot, but they couldn't say a word of rebuttal.
What Luo Yun said seemed to make sense on the surface, but when he thought about it, it wasn't so true. It was already bold to compare his son to chairs and things, and he even accused them of sinister intentions. Every little thought was seen.
Who said Goudan was stupid and easy to bully at the beginning, Lai Liang just wanted to slap Mrs. Lai a few times, it was the bad idea of this prodigal bitch.
Luo Yun smiled coldly: "Lai Da Neiya, Mr. Ling didn't beat me to death, so you still want to help him decide to lock me up and starve to death!"
Lai Liang's face was hot, and he apologized with a smile: "Misunderstanding, misunderstanding, it's all a misunderstanding. Now that everything is clear, I still want to thank you for being merciful to my son."
Erbai leaned on Luo Yun with grievances at the right time and said: "Little Yunyun, Lai Da Nei Ya was so fierce and terrifying just now, and he said he would starve us to death. I am so hungry now that I can't walk. I have nothing to eat." Hungry."
Luo Yunshun said: "Not only are you hungry, I was also frightened and hungry by Lai Da Nei Ya. Not only did he not give us a pot of water to drink, but he also threatened us. It's really a cold world."
Lai Liang twitched the corner of his mouth and shouted: "Come here, go and prepare [-] catties of animal meat to give to my nephew Goudan."
Madam Lai said dissatisfied: "Master, you are..."
Lai Liang: "Shut up, I'll deal with you later."
Luo Yun calmly waited until Lai Liang presented the animal meat and sent them out in person, and boasted to Erbai more and more satisfied: "Erbai, I found that you are getting smarter and smarter, yes, from now on I will start to monitor your cultivation progress , With such a smart head like yours, you will definitely be able to improve quickly."
Erbai, who was extremely embarrassing, instantly put on a bitter face: "No, don't be in a hurry."
After these two incidents, Luo Yun became well-known in Moling Town. Whether it was the story of the mayor’s handsome face-slapping described by the townspeople or the story of Goudan fighting wit and bravery described by the servants of the Nei Ya’s family, Gou Dan is leaving now. Wherever he goes, he is looked up to by people.
Luo Yun didn't care about these things. After a period of exploration, he successfully refined the first medicine to enhance the quality of monsters, and tried it himself. After finding that there were indeed no bad side effects, he made a dozen and gave it every day Goushengsao takes one pill.
Under Luo Yun's supervision, Erbai could only start to meditate bitterly. Unfortunately, after a month of hard work, there was still no progress, and it was nowhere in sight to transform into a form.
That day, Luo Yun was busy in the simple alchemy grass house again, and Erbai ran in angrily to complain.
Erbai: "Why did you say you were in love at that time? That ugly monster, she came to harass the leftover mother again."
Speaking of this incident, Luo Yun was speechless for a while. At that time, he said this purely to scare off the mayor and Yoyo. Unexpectedly, he still underestimated the cheeks of the monsters. Yoyo really thought he liked her, and came here every now and then. Show your face, no matter how many times you explain it to her, it's just an attitude of "I don't believe it, I don't believe you said you like me". Alas, I feel like digging my own grave.
Luo Yun: "Didn't I already explain it to you at that time, Erbai, be good, go and get rid of her for me, I promise you I won't say such things again in the future."
Erbai hummed: "Except for me, you can't say you like others."
Luo Yun treated him like a child, and promised again and again: "As long as you have a way to make her stop coming, I will do whatever you want."
Erbai's eyes lit up and asked expectantly: "Including promise to double cultivate with me?"
Luo Yun: "..., except for this matter."
Erbai bit his lip and complained: "You lied, you promised me everything just now."
Luo Yun: "Hey, don't make trouble, go and get rid of it first, mother should be annoyed by her, remember not to tell yo that I am at home."
Seeing that Luo Yun really didn't like it, Erbai proudly returned to the thatched hut where he lived, and taunted the ugly monster who knew how to make faces all day long: "Oh, ugly woman, why are you here again? You were so scared that you spit it out, we don’t welcome you ugly old dumpy, go back to your own home.”
The girl who was pestering the leftover dog to help dry the dried animal meat yo yo's face immediately turned black, and she hated Erbai like never before. If Erbai was not Luo Yun's younger brother, she would have scolded him back long ago. , But it's not enough now, she hasn't succeeded in hooking/holding Luo Yun yet, so she must bear with it, and after Luo Yun marries her, let's see how she tortures Erbai.
Yoyo squeezed out a smile, which was as scary as the weird and sinister smile on the stiff plaster face.
Terrified, Erbai ran to Mrs. Gousheng's side to seek shelter: "Mother Gousheng, this ugly monster is so scary, even scarier than a monster that eats demons. If Xiao Yunyun marries her, she will be scared to death within a few days. Gousheng Mother, drive her away quickly."
Mrs. Gousheng loves Erbai, a child who pretends to be cute and cute, and she is really annoying. Since she was humiliated like that last time, she never wants to pay attention to her.
"Miss yo, my dog is not here. If you have nothing to do, please go back. You said at that time that you would never marry my dog. Now that you have come here to post it, you are really not afraid that you will not get married."
Yoyo distorted her face, but still could only grit her teeth and smile: "Sister-in-law Gousheng, Goudan once said that he likes me. At the beginning, I just wanted to test Goudan's mind, but I didn't mean the truth. I fell in love with Goudan when I was in Chongqiu, I really want to marry Goudan and be your daughter-in-law."
Mrs. Gousheng replied after listening calmly: "I'm sorry we can't afford it, I hope you won't bother us in the future."
Erbai fanned the flames and said: "Did you hear that, don't come again, get out of here, I'm sick of seeing you."
After being shut out for a month in a row, not only did she never see the handsome dog, but she was ridiculed by Erbai and Mrs. Gousheng every time. She had never suffered such a loss since she was a child.
Anyway, what she was going to marry was Goudan, so there was no need to bear with these two people any longer, and since Goudan was not at home recently, she didn't need to keep pretending.
Yoyo's pungent nature returned, and he poked his waist and scolded: "You old and young two short-lived demons, my lady has tolerated you for a long time! I don't care whether you welcome you or not, shameless old thing , what kind of green onion are you? I came to your house to look for a dog in a good voice. What kind of attitude are you guys? Ah, don't forget that I only like dogs, what are you guys, if it wasn't for his face, I would have killed you all in the morning, don't give a little cloud to thunder, and you will hit a snake with a stick, do you know What is enough is enough, I put down my dignity and came in person. Instead of flattering you, you still want to drive me away. I will stop here today. When the dog gets married to my Lin family, I will definitely let him drive you away. Delusion to get the slightest benefit from my Lin family!"
"Miss Yoyo, we never wanted the slightest benefit from your family, please leave immediately if you play monkey games enough." Luo Yun's slightly angry voice sounded from the corner.
Yoyo, who still wanted to continue yelling, immediately widened his eyes, pointed at Luo Yun with a blushing face and stammered, "You, you, you, aren't you at home?"
Luo Yun frowned and said: "If I hadn't come back, I wouldn't know that Ms. Yoyo usually treats my mother and second brother like this. It's really nice. I didn't expect Ms. Yoyo to be such a snake-hearted devil. There is only disgust for you, if you don't leave again, don't blame me for being rude."
Yoyo, the person he liked saw his ugly appearance again, and he was so ashamed that he wanted to bump his head to death, but now he was hated in public, so Lihua immediately ran away crying heartbrokenly with rain: "Yeah, oh, I Go back and tell my dad that I don't want to live anymore."
Erbai waved his short arms at the back of Yoyo who ran away in embarrassment: "No, I support you not to live anymore~~~~~"
In the days that followed, there were no more disturbances, and the three of them were finally at peace. Because of the arrival of the 61 catties of animal meat, the Goushengsao could be regarded as a well-to-do family with no worries.
There is a gathering in Moling Town every month. On this day, basically all the monsters will go to the fair, whether it is to buy or sell things or to join in the fun.
It has been a month since the last fair. Luo Yun remembered that he bought his alchemy stove on the day of the fair last time. From this, we can see how many good things that are rare to see in the fair.
Erbai also seems to be very interested in the rally. I heard it said that I have never seen it before, and Goushengsao was imagining that not only did Erbai have no parents, but he was bullied every day, and he didn’t even have a slightly larger town. I have seen it, let alone go to the market. Such a sad childhood has made the dog leftover sister-in-law continue to love her mother and love her more and more.
But the fact is that Erbai lives in the most prosperous city in the devil world. The city is unparalleled in its prosperity. There are so many monsters who want to occupy a place. Of course, there are many types of items, but Moling Town is a small town adjacent to the human world, and those monsters often take advantage of the small loopholes in the enchantment to go to the human world to make some strange things that even Erbai has never seen before. Demon world sales.
Like the last time it pestered Luo Yun to buy brown sugar, malt candy, kites and so on, it was very interesting. Recently, Erbai is considering whether to discuss with those idiots who are in charge of the human world with their eyes above the top, so that The human world and the demon world have an annual exchange meeting. It is best to negotiate with the demon world and the ghost world. Water and fire, as soon as they meet, they will fight.
In the anticipation of all the monsters, the monthly gathering has come again. Erbai got up especially early on this day. It waited for a month. Last time, the peddler who sold brown sugar told it that there was a rubber man this time. , Erbai agreed to let the peddler go to the human world to help him make a little rubber man exactly like Luo Yun, and the reward was a thousand catties of animal meat.
This thousand catties of animal meat is completely worthless to Gou Shengsao, when Erbai asked Gou Shengsao for it last night, she readily gave Erbai [-] catties to let him buy whatever he wanted tomorrow.
When Luo Yun was still asleep, he could feel a scorching gaze wrapped around him, and suddenly opened his eyes, it was Erbai looking at him expectantly with shining black eyes.
As soon as Luo Yun got up, Erbai said courteously: "I've already prepared the washing water for you, you hurry up and have breakfast, and then we hurry up to go to the market."
As expected of a child, he just loves to join in the fun. Luo Yun completely regards Erbai as a child who has not yet grown up. To him, monsters that cannot transform into forms are all children.
Seeing that Luo Yun had already got up, Mrs. Gousheng said with a smile: "Xiaoyun, remember to remind mother to buy rattles after going to the market. Erwa's little bastard has been born for one month. Erwa's family takes good care of us on weekdays. We It should also be expressed."
Little bastard... Luo Yun remembered that when he had just arrived in the Demon Realm, he overheard the conversation between his mother and Uncle Erwa. It seemed that Uncle Erwa had just overheard a good name from the Demon Realm and returned excitedly. The 'nice' name is Little Bunny...
Luo Yun shook his head amusedly to himself. It has to be said that in this respect, monsters are really innocent and cute.
The three demons encountered many friendly monsters along the way. This was mainly related to the incident where Luo Yun killed a high-level monster alone. The townspeople in Moling Town knew how powerful that high-level monster was.
Even the mayor couldn't defeat that high-level monster, but Luo Yun could. What does this mean? Luo Yun is stronger than the mayor.
It stands to reason that the current mayor Lin should abdicate and give up the post to Luo Yun.
But what does the position of mayor represent? It represents the highest status in Moling Town. Yoyo will brazenly pester Luo Yun all the time. There is more or less the support of the mayor. His calculations are very good. If Luo Yun becomes His son-in-law doesn't need to give up the position of mayor at all. The family doesn't need to be so fussy.
Who would have thought that Luo Yun didn't like it at all, the mayor had no choice but to give up letting his daughter lure/abduct Luo Yun, and closed the door to hardly see any visitors.
Luo Yun didn't ask for the position of mayor, and mayor Lin was also happy to pretend to be confused, trying not to appear around Luo Yun as much as possible, so as to prevent him from thinking of this position and competing with him.
And Lai Da's inner office has also been very low-key recently, it seems that some great noble demons have come from Moling City, it seems that Lai Da has offended someone, and others are looking for trouble.
In short, except for Mayor Lin and Lai Neiya who are not doing well recently, the other monsters are still living in a cool and heartless way.
The author has something to say: double update tomorrow~~~~
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When he came to the market in the town, it was already overcrowded. Luo Yun didn't feel bored by this kind of noisy place. The most powerful thing about him is that he can automatically shield the surrounding environment, no matter how noisy or noisy around him, he will not be affected at all. .
Erbai immediately blended in, touched here, looked over there, and soon disappeared, Goushengsao also began to carefully pick and choose, Luo Yun followed behind Goushengsao quietly, watching her finish shopping for benches Wooden bowls, after buying wooden bowls and clay pots, after shopping for a long time, there are always a dozen or so things I bought.
These supplies are not necessary, but they can still be used occasionally, and Mrs. Gousheng is content to carry a relatively cheap space bag and continue to browse the stalls.
In addition to the rare items sold in the human world in the market, Luo Yun was more interested in those plump and bright bugs of various colors and strange-shaped unknown snacks.
I heard that those bugs and small snacks are the favorite snacks of monster children. The children who hang out with their parents will make a fuss whenever they see those tempting snacks, and they will not stop buying a dozen.
Of course, all kinds of fruits will naturally be displayed for sale on this day. It may be that high-level monsters have recently appeared in Jilinggou and eaten up those beasts at the stage of the earth demon. There is no danger in Jilinggou now, and people who go there are gradually Get more.
"Dear town friends, don't miss it when you pass by. I have a baby here today. You must have never seen it. It's very rare. Come and take a look." Walking around, Luo Yun He heard a lot of people gathered in front of him, and Mrs. Gousheng moved forward curiously when he heard the sound.
"What a good product, boss, quickly show it to us." The crowd shouted in dissatisfaction.
Mrs. Gousheng took Luo Yun and finally squeezed in, when she saw a thin, treacherous peddler take out a cage from under the table next to him.
Luo Yun looked at the various furs neatly placed in front of the small peddler, and guessed that he was a hunter.
"See, this is a rare species in the demon world. It's the first time I've seen it since I've been hunting for hundreds of years." The small trader raised the cage, and inside was a ball with spikes.
"Cut~, what's so strange about this, isn't it just a ball, boss, you are making too much of a fuss." The crowd disdainfully despised the small vendor, turned around and was about to leave.
"Don't worry, I haven't finished yet. It's a wild beast, and it can change color." The small peddler didn't hold back anymore, and hurriedly explained its characteristics. As soon as he finished speaking, the crowd surrounded him again. .
"Boss, you are lying. This is obviously a dead thing, motionless. How can it be a beast, and this thing can change color, are you kidding me?" Someone asked suspiciously.
"Hey, don't worry, look." The peddler pulled out the stick from his waist and poked the ball. The ball ran wildly in the cage. Unfortunately, the cage was very strong and there was no sign of damage.
"Hey, it's really alive! But boss, even so, how can you prove that it will change color?" The crowd asked after being surprised.
The small trader proudly said: "You will know later." After speaking, he took out a large bunch of green plants from the space bag, and put the cage on it, and sure enough, the thorn balls in the cage turned green.
"Wow, it's amazing. Boss, how do you sell this beast? I want to buy it back and keep it." After this time, those monsters were really interested in the thorn ball, and asked the boss how to sell it.
"Well, I won't say much, just [-] catties of animal meat." The small peddler stretched out two fingers, as if selling at a loss.
"Ah, that's so expensive. Twenty thousand catties of animal meat is my family's monthly ration. It's too expensive." As soon as this was exported, half of the people were scared away, and the other half were bargaining.
"Boss, it's cheaper. How about [-] catties of animal meat? You see, this little thing can't be eaten, and it's not very fun. It's covered in thorns. It costs food to raise. It's useless except for looking. Selling [-] catties of animal meat is considered a profit."
"No, no, I won't sell animal meat below [-] jin." The small peddler saw that those people were interested in thorn balls, so how could they lower the price casually.
"Boss, you really don't want to sell [-] catties of animal meat? If you don't sell it, I'll leave. I'm really leaving~" The buyer saw the firm attitude of the small vendor and didn't force it. He went to other stalls up.
[-] catties of animal meat was too much for them. Seeing that the boss clearly refused to lower the price, some monsters had no intention of staying any longer and left with the others.
In the end, the stall included Goushengsao and Luo Yun, and there were less than ten monsters left. Five of them were not interested in bug balls.
"Boss, I bought your thorn ball." One of the monsters who had been silent all this time said angrily.
"Okay." The small trader knew that a rich man from a rich family would definitely not bargain.
"Wait a minute, boss, I'll offer [-] catties of animal meat, and sell me that thorn ball." Another fat sausage boy who smelled of copper lavishly increased the price.
"I said Fatty, what do you mean, you are deliberately against me, right? I have long disliked you, so don't force me to do it!" the young man of medium build threatened.
Young Fat Chang: "I'll go to your mother's Sada, no one is afraid of you, I'll just leave my words here today, I'm determined to get this prickly ball."
Sada: "Oh, overestimate your own strength, how many magic coins did you bring here this time? Thirty pieces? At most, you can only exchange them for [-] catties of animal meat, but I brought fifty pieces!"
Fat Chang stared at his almost invisible eyes and raised his voice and asked: "So, what do you want, you want to buy this thorn ball with fifty magic coins?"
Sada felt a bit embarrassed to step down now, so he could only bite the bullet and say, "So what."
Fat Intestine was full of bad water, his face suddenly changed, and he smiled and said to the small vendor: "Boss, did you hear that Mr. Sada wants to buy it with fifty magic coins worth fifty thousand catties of animal meat?" Hurry up and give him that thorn ball."
Sada was taken aback, and his face almost turned blue with anger. He cursed, "You said I would buy it, so I will buy it, but I still won't buy it. I'm so mad at you."
Young Master Fat Chang said with contempt: "Why, you're going back on your word, you really have no credibility."
Sada jumped in excitement: "I'll beat you to death!"
After finishing speaking, they really didn't care, and the two started fighting on the spot.
At this time, Luo Yun calmly said to the small vendor: "Boss, can you sell [-] catties of animal meat?"
He has long seen that the thorn ball in the cage is the little fat beast he saw in Jilinggou. He did not expect to be caught so easily. Didn't it say that he is a unique beast in the devil world? It is also a little too weak .
The boss saw that the two playboys who were fighting so hard were not going to buy the prick ball anymore, so he simply handed the cage to Luo Yun, handing over the cage with one hand and the flesh with the other.
Thorn Ball had already sensed the pleasant smell on Luo Yun's body, but it didn't dare to raise its head to look for it. It could only shrink itself into a ball, fearing that it would be killed if it raised its head.
A few days ago, it watched a small trader peel off the hide of an iron-horned ox, and almost scared it to pee. It has spent the past few days in this posture.
Hearing that Luo Yun wanted to buy it just now, he looked up in shock at him who looked like a banished fairy, and was moved to tears. He never thought he could be rescued, and Luo Yun was like a god in his heart at this moment, warming his cold body. The whole body, this kind of warm feeling like a mother's, made the little fat beast cry more and more fiercely.
"Don't cry, I'll let you go later. Don't be careless in the future. I can save you once, but I may not be able to save you a second time. Remember to practice hard and stay away from monsters." Luo Yun warned with a smile Little Fat Beast.
The little fat beast is even more sad, it has no place to go now, Jilinggou is no longer safe, there are monsters everywhere, if it continues to stay there, it will be caught sooner or later, it would be great if it could practice with him, and That annoying Erbai who always loves to bully him is not there, he wants to follow Luo Yun, but Luo Yun doesn't want to be himself.
"Xiaoyun, do you know this little animal?" Mrs. Gousheng asked in surprise.
"We spent a day together in Jilinggou, mother, you seem surprised?" Luo Yun felt her emotions carefully.
Mrs. Gousheng shook her head again and again: "Ah, no, it's just the first time I saw this kind of pet, so I couldn't get used to it." In fact, she knew this kind of beast. Her owner had raised it before, because this kind of beast made a noise. Stop, that's why it's called Dudu Beast. The most interesting thing is that this kind of wild
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