After becoming a supernatural person, I regretted it

How did things turn into such a ghostly look!

I sat in the police car, thinking seriously about life.

My name is Mo Cheng, and I am an ordinary male high school student.

My life had been pretty ordinary for at least a month.

The biggest worry every day is just insufficient vacation balance, and the happy life in the fat house is coming to an end.

Until that day, that damn funny video!

If it wasn't for it, I certainly wouldn't be in this situation!

I got arrested for distributing pornography!

nonsense!

I obviously haven't touched my little brother for a month!

Don't say anything about small movies, I haven't even watched Xiao Huangwen!

And why am I so ascetic this month?

It's definitely not because I'm about to escape into Buddhism, but because of that day a month ago...

At that time, I was watching a funny video, and my limbs were weak from laughing, and my hands and feet were weak. I succeeded in causing the phone to hit my face, which made me teary. I almost thought my tall nose bridge was broken.

And just as I was painfully rubbing my almost broken nose and looking for a hot towel, I was discharged!

However, when I was young, I didn't know supernatural powers, and mistakenly regarded science as a treasure. All I could think about was my painful nose and hot towels, and I didn't think about it at all.

At that time, I only thought it was a sharp discharge, and I touched the metal doorknob twice.

Then, I, who was defenseless, was severely injured by my own ability.

In order to avoid hitting my face with the phone next time, I continued to watch the funny video on my side, and adjusted the position of my little brother who was thrown out because of lying on my side.

Then, I discharged again.

At that moment, I thought I would become the last eunuch in the new era.

I rolled on the bed, clutching my vitals, and fired again.

Fate used such cruel reality to establish my position as the hero.

If it wasn't for the ability to strengthen the first, perhaps these two electric shocks would be enough to send me to the hospital.

The doctor who saw me would probably pat me on the head after the examination and say earnestly, "Young people, don't play too much."

And I will directly die socially and be physically disabled.

Fortunately, just almost.

I want to be thankful that my author still has a trace of humanity and didn't try to turn his hero into a eunuch.

Yes, I believe that my dramatic life is enough to make me a qualified hero.

And from the night I discovered the supernatural power, my life has undergone earth-shaking changes.

Once, I was a little sports dog who loves sports, but now, I can't wait to turn myself into a sculpture.

Because of the sharp discharge, I sleep with the Great Compassion Mantra on my pillow every day, study the Dharma intensively, try my best to be pure-hearted and ascetic, and never allow myself to be woken up by the electric shock every morning.

Fortunately, all this works, otherwise I might go to the doctor who sterilized the stray cats in my community, and try to give myself a physical desire reduction.

And because the damn sweat conducts electricity, I turned into an extremely delicate pig boy, not to mention playing basketball and jumping up and down happily. In this weather, I would become a Parkinson’s patient within a minute of leaving the air-conditioned room.

After half a month of military training, I already have a super high resistance to lightning, and I no longer dare to hang shoulders with my classmates, for fear of turning them into epileptics.

So far, my instructors think I have epilepsy.

Oh, and it's still contagious.

I have been exercising (being) tempered (electrically) for a whole month before I can barely control myself!

Then, I was arrested.

At noon on this sunny day, when I heard a knock on the door, I thought my takeaway had arrived, so I opened the door with my freshly electrified afro head on.

then……

"Don't move!"

Two burly men rushed in with lightning speed.

One gave me a chokehold, and the other showed my parents a police officer's card, and then in front of the neighbors who watched the whole building, my parents, my grandparents, uncles and aunts who came to visit, My mother answered in tears as she questioned what crime I had committed:

"Spread pornographic materials, browse pornographic websites, and arrest them after verification!"

Do not!

I am not satisfied!

You nonsense!

Obviously this whole month!

I did nothing!

But with everyone's eyes of "Oh, that's it", and neighbors whispering "Young people are full of energy", "It's inevitable for a young man", "So this one will be arrested too", I know, I can't go back.

I am not innocent anymore!

I was so heartbroken that no news could shock me.

Even if the police said that they already knew that I was a supernatural being, and they just picked me up for a relatively minor crime and took me away reasonably, I would not be alarmed...

and many more.

What did he just say?

He knows what I am?

I lost my dream.

I slowly, painfully hugged my head.

And the Dogecoin who first sent me into the abyss of social death with nonsense and now burst into thunder and made me lose my dream happily patted my head: "Scared? Hahahaha you will be even more sad after it's okay! "

I have a reasonable suspicion that this man is a psycho.

I have proof!

In this way, I was sent to the headquarters of the legendary supernatural beings, which was indistinguishable from the police station. I made a decision that I regretted countless times in order to be able to control supernatural powers—

I went to that damn school of supernatural beings.

This night, I tossed and turned, I thought all night long, and I thought deeply.

I gradually fell asleep at two o'clock in the morning.

Then at 03:30 in the morning, I was picked up.

It's that psychopath named Long Changkong again!

He actually made me get up and run!

Just run until 06:30 in the morning!

Is this fucking three hours?

This shit is killing me!

Yesterday, I was still complaining that ordinary high school students need to start running at [-]:[-] in the morning, but in just one day, I felt the change in the world.

Of course, not a good direction.

"As the saying goes, if you want to wear a crown, you must bear its weight..."

Long Changkong talked at length, but I can only shut up and obey.

Because he used his ability and stuffed me with dirt.

And he meowed delicately to avoid my trachea.

People can't, at least shouldn't...

Long Changkong grabbed my collar and dragged me off the bed.

Damn, why don't I have the habit of sleeping naked!

However, Long Changkong saw through my thoughts, and he smiled sullenly: "Don't worry, even if you sleep naked and refuse to wear clothes, you still have to go for a run."

"Aren't there any girls in the class?"

"It's okay, women are too."

I am overwhelmed by this neurosis.

I began to feel that this school was a dangerous tiger's den and dragon's pool, and I was a little sheep that jumped into the wolf's den on its own initiative.

Line up, roll call, run exercises.

Long Changkong put a hungry wolf tied to the bumper of the car behind us, he drove at a constant speed, and we ran wildly all the way.

If someone can't keep up, they will be bitten by a wolf, and then another supernatural person will come to heal them, throw them in front and continue running.

The person in charge of the treatment is a beautiful woman with a good figure. Before starting the training, my mind was full of "Things I and the Beauty Instructor Have to Talk About". What Hungry Wolf Had to Say".

I've never been so thankful that I used to play sports seriously, nor have I hated my powers so much.

During the three-hour long run, I was sweating profusely, causing my ability to electrify myself like a roast suckling pig with crispy skin and tender meat.

Maybe roast suckling pig is not as fragrant as me.

After all, not every pig can heat every part of itself evenly, but I can.

His entire body, from hair to toes, was completely shocked.

Since I have the power, not only have I not become a domineering hero every day, but I have also become an epileptic who has seizures all the time.

Why is this happening? !

I don't understand.

At 06:30, my classmates and I were lying on the playground in a mess, we didn't care whether the other party was a man or a woman, and we all limp into a ball.

Later, when someone asked me about the most impressive activities of this school, I would answer:

Of course, it is a strenuous exercise with large numbers of people and close physical contact that must be participated in every morning!

Relying on this rhetoric, I deceived many innocent boys who were full of fantasies about the future, and brought myself a lot of admission fees.

--really!

I said why Long Changkong, Dogecoin, was so enthusiastic when he introduced me to transfer schools!

But the recommendation fee of 3 yuan per person is really delicious...

One person is my monthly salary...

Sure enough, the dragon slayer will eventually become a dragon.

I have become the kind of adult in my dream who has a leisurely job, a happy life, and has money and leisure.

...if only there was no risk of honorable sacrifice.

Of course, I am still the boy who slayed the dragon, and I had a great idea on the first day:

One day, I'm going to blow this place up!

At this time, the class of 26 students from different classes and different locations suddenly had a common language and common goals.

We helped each other, and rested on the playground for more than ten minutes with a look of kidney deficiency, and only then did we have the strength to go to the cafeteria.

At this time, ordinary high school students are entering the playground one after another to line up.

Facing their envious or jealous eyes, I know that they must think that we special students don't need to run and exercise, and they have sincere envy for us.

But how would they know that we have been chased by hungry wolves for a full three hours, and if we open up our loose school uniform pants, we will find my legs shaking like sifting chaff.

but!

Will I speak out?

No, a true warrior is to bear the incomprehension of the world and keep moving forward!

I straightened my back and tried to walk in a straight line.

The male protagonist of Shuangwen never looks back at mortals!

Damn, can't these two legs fight for a little bit?

Anyway, give your master a little face!

In a daze, I heard the whispers of ordinary high school students: "The people in that special class can't all be... students who are not in good health?"

"It should be, look at them, trembling as they walk..."

' "No wonder they don't have to do morning exercises..."

"If they had to do morning exercises, they would definitely be sent to the emergency department."

Finally, they said in unison: "Our school is really humanized management!"

My 25 classmates and I stopped silently and looked at those ordinary people whose running speed was not half as fast as ours, and the teachers' requirements were not half as strict as ours, and we shed tears of envy.

I don't know who choked up and said: "Fuck the humanized management..."

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Mo Miaomiao: Author, be yourself!