After becoming a supernatural person, I regretted it

We came to the cafeteria with difficulty.

Canteen and bed, my eternal hometown.

The cafeteria for supernatural beings has a silver-white streamlined design. After entering, you have to swipe our special ID card for supernatural beings, and you can only enter after verification by iris, lipprint and voiceprint.

A set of procedures only takes 3 minutes. After entering, there is a spacious and bright hall with a buffet-style table next to it, but there is only one kind of food on the table.

The clear liquid in a clear glass tube looks like crystal clear jelly and reminds me of delicious ice powder.

So I took a tube off guard and took a sip.

Maybe that's how hell is.

At that moment, my tears spurted out together with the supernatural power.

Splashes and lightning along the way shocked everyone present.

My tears splashed at least a meter away...

I swear, no one with water abilities can spray me so far.

"Lango!"

I vaguely heard the shouts of the classmates I just met, but I couldn't find my tongue anymore.

This weird smell went straight to my forehead, killing my sense of taste, along with my sense of sight and hearing.

Tears, it can't stop flowing.

Happy, snap, and it's gone.

All the living people in the restaurant are here looking at me holding the nutrient solution and dripping tears, looking at the nutrient solution around me with horror in their eyes.

Then Long Changkong's psychopath appeared again!

He unquestionably stuffed me with an unknown red fruit, which saved my palate.

The smell of rags stirring rotting tree roots and durian puree mixed with moldy tofu mixed with half-fermented lamb in my mouth finally began to slowly dissipate, and finally disappeared completely.

The price is that the air I drink now smells like candles.

Really refreshing.

I've never realized so clearly that tasteless is actually a good word, it's just that stupid humans can't understand it.

Then Long Changkong pinched my face and poured the remaining half tube of nutrient solution...in.

I used to be complacent in the mirror, and I was extremely satisfied with my good face that seemed to be cut out of an animated CG, but now, I just want to transform into Zhu Bajie in place.

Preferably the one with a small cherry mouth.

In the end, I still didn't waste it, and it felt like I drank a tube of glue-flavored candles.

In general, compared to the previous taste, this taste is barely acceptable.

Next, Long Changkong distributed a small red fruit to everyone, and ate one himself, announcing, "It tastes like chewing wax fruit. It is a national specialty. The quantity is limited. It is valid within 10 minutes after eating~"

This Dogecoin is actually sold for a cute!

Do you think you deserve to be cute?

You are fucking unworthy!

I slumped on the armchair and felt that my whole body had lost its color.

However, the effect of the nutrient solution was immediate. Within 10 minutes after drinking it, my waist was no longer sore, my legs were no longer painful, and my face was rosy. There was no chance for me to pretend to be sick.

I looked at my classmates, and sure enough, everyone was as decadent and miserable as me.

Because of that fruit, it takes 3 fucking minutes to take effect!

I saw that the eyes of An Yilin, the only light-type supernatural being in the class, were all black.

Yes, the power of the light-type power user is to turn himself into a walking flashlight.

Her eyes, which are really bright like the sun, are illuminated by us as light bulbs when we run in the morning,

Through my dim teary eyes, I saw her eyes for the first time.

Very beautiful Ruifeng eyes, the tails of the eyes are raised upwards, and they are red because of the strange taste of the nutrient solution.

I felt my heart beating fast, and the little deer in my heart wanted to get out to see her.

Is this the feeling of love at first sight?

Long Changkong stood beside me, took a sip of the nutrient solution, and said with a smile, "Yeah, I'm so excited."

When An Yilin heard these words, she gave me a vicious look (or Long Changkong) with red eyes, and rushed out of the cafeteria angrily.

Long Changkong yelled from behind: "The nutrient solution is very expensive, don't spit it out!"

An Yilin paused and ran faster.

The pure campus romance that I fell in love at first sight, with a click, has a perverted development of love at first sight.

And the instigator of all this happily drank the nutrient solution and threw the empty bottle into the recycling bin, leaving me alone to petrify.

A little fat man patted me on the shoulder, and said sympathetically, "It's okay, big brother, even if that dog B just now... no, the class teacher didn't say anything, I guess the eldest lady doesn't like you."

"...What the hell are you here for?"

"To comfort you!"

The little fat man was very proud: "My parents praised me for being so good at talking!"

I hesitated for a moment, and said with a smirk: "Yeah, thanks to your speaking skills, otherwise you would definitely not be alive today."

This little fat man is called Li Rongsheng, and he is a metal superpower. I envy him very much.

Because it is said that gold-type supernatural beings can produce metal...

If I could turn my excess powers into gold, I'd be rich!

But if I think about whether this is the ability to turn myself into a fool, I also think that there may be a huge pit in this metal ability...

"Eh Moran, the water splash and lightning you just had, it's this one!"

Li Rongsheng gave a thumbs up in admiration: "The whole class is overwhelmed by your hand!"

I don't know what I can reply.

Do I want to reply that I'm not a very powerful person, I'm just an ordinary lightning-type power user?

Li Rongsheng is obviously a chatterbox, and before I could reply, he began to complain to me about how deceitful people with metal abilities are.

Sure enough, my hunch came true.

"Do you know why people keep being sent to the hospital with metal poisoning lately?"

Li Rongsheng rambled: "That's all because of our supernatural ability, we must focus on making him turn into metal and excrete it from the body, otherwise it will generate metal in the body!"

I saw real grief and indignation on his round, fat face: "I fucking produced mercury last week! I still can't control my ability..."

I understood his pain instantly.

"You know how I feel when I have diarrhea and come out with a puddle of mercury?"

Speaking of the rising point, as soon as he patted my shoulder, he wanted to start hooking me up like an ordinary person.

Then I live up to expectations and discharge the electricity.

This time Li Rongsheng's tears really flowed down, and then he started to tap his mouth tremblingly: "Brother, brother, you, what, what, mess, let~discharge~~~?"

"I, click, click, also, don't~ think~~,,,, ah!"

I was also shivering from my own electric shock, and the two of us were shaking as if we were dancing.

The ending of this story sent us both to the infirmary.

Doctor Friendship gave me an insulating skin.

It's the thing wrapped around the wires. There are no other colors, only green, red, and blue.

I figured I'd put a lightning rod on my head instead of this thing.

The fucking doctor said I had a great idea!

What a great idea to have a lightning rod overhead!

Desperate, destroy it.

If this thing works, it should be more useful if I don't wear shoes.

After all, land is known to conduct electricity.

Hahaha, this is really a retarded idea...

Feeling vaguely that I might start to discharge again, I took off my shoes on the spot!

It turns out that this is indeed a genius idea!

It is true that the resistance of the earth is smaller than mine, but the current still has to flow through me...

I, on the way back to the dormitory, was shocked into a fool again.

And those ordinary people who knew nothing were still laughing and chatting there: "Look at that person, did he lose his love? He was crying so sadly, trembling."

I really wish I was broken in love.

Just after the half-day of flying around, we ushered in the afternoon.

The sound of reading aloud came from above my head, and my tears flowed from my eyes.

I'm so envious, really, the world of superhumans is too bitter, after all, I'm not worthy of it.

The first class in the afternoon is to practice the use of abilities.

According to Long Changkong's nonsense, a person with supernatural powers is like a pool, and the supernatural power is the water in it. The pool will automatically generate water. If there is too much water, it will overflow, and then the supernatural power will be released unconsciously.

And what we have to do is to clean up the water in the pool at one time, so that we can avoid the overflow of the water and train ourselves to use the ability.

Of course, there is another unavoidable use that is not good or bad, which is to increase the speed of water production while expanding the pool.

Of course, this doesn't matter to me who leaks electricity from time to time and has been regarded as an epileptic by ordinary people.

I just want this damn pool never to leak again.

Everyone, whether it's me, the most painful lightning-type power user, or the most harmless light-type power user, is full of expectations for this class.

Of course, now is the unparalleled disappointment.

Because, my practical task is to recharge.

I!

Precious lightning-type abilities!

Is the biggest use turned out to be used to charge the power bank? ? ?

I am not satisfied!

What's even more exasperating is that the electricity I send out really can't charge the power bank!

The voltage is never enough, and I am so fierce when I have no electricity at all!

hateful!

It's like raising a Erha, demolishing the No.1 house, you can't fight him!

Why did I become a supernatural being!

I thought about this question a thousand and 960 times, and finally came up with only one answer——

It's all my fault, blind jer watching the video.

If it weren't for the funny video where the phone hit me in the face, my protagonist's life would not have started with an electric grilled chicken.

The so-called good start is half the success, all because of that funny video, otherwise I, who had a good start, would never have become the protagonist of such a sand sculpture novel!

But what can I do?

I can only work hard with tears in my eyes to turn myself into a man who can write an autobiography in the future.

Because facing the beating of fate, one can either wait for death or accept it.

I am such a man with a strong heart!

So this afternoon, I contributed four fully charged charging treasures, and almost squeezed myself dry.

Long Changkong patted me on the shoulder kindly, and announced to the whole class: "Student Moran is indeed an excellent classmate! Let us applaud him!"

There was thunderous applause for a while, and I looked around at the students from the wood department who were busy growing bean sprouts, the students from the light department who were working hard to generate electricity from solar energy, the students from the gold department who were busy collecting usable metals from discarded batteries, and the students from the department of gold who were busy using their bodies. The orifices secrete real precious pure water, but the water-type power user who looks disgusting can't help but burst into tears.

Why, I, who is the most lethal, is actually the poorest one!

Could it be that I can only do fish frying as a doll electric box in the future?

No, I have a more suitable and more lucrative position.

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Mo Miaomiao: I am a real person, and the author is a real dog!