bride as a paranoid mermaid

The first hand of Xia Shenlan's card was lucky, and he drew three Jacks at the beginning. He really had never had such good luck in his life. He wanted to show off, but he felt that he should hide his cards well. Strange uncomfortable.

After drawing the cards, Xia Shenlan played first, and he played the smallest 5 in his hand.

Generally speaking, it's normal for him to be unable to get his hands on the first few moves, but just after he got a 5, the mermaid immediately got a 6, and Jiang Chenxing took advantage of the opportunity to get a 7.

How should I put it, good luck, but useless.

Xia Shenlan calmly threw down three jacks, "It exploded."

"Wow, I actually found a bomb." Jiang Chenxing was very envious.

Xia Shenlan smiled happily from the bottom of her heart, pretending to be insignificant on the surface, and said, "This is the first three that I touched in a row."

"Good luck."

"so so."

Xia Shenlan touched a card and planned to continue walking, but she didn't expect that it was a king when she got started, and she directly made a straight with the 78 in her hand.

"789, I'm done." Xia Shenlan couldn't stop turning up the corner of her mouth, "You two keep playing, it happens that one of you still has four cards in hand."

The mermaid has only seen the two-player game, and didn't know how to continue playing the three-player game if one player ran away first, so she almost threw the cards in her hand.

Xia Shenlan stopped him in time and helped him draw a card, "You are my next family, if I'm done, you draw the card and play it."

The mermaid took the card not very skillfully, and made a pair. Jiang Chenxing couldn't catch it, so he continued to draw cards.

But the mermaid doesn't know how to match the cards, so the cards drawn are messy and they are held in their hands, which seems to be very strenuous.

Xia Shenlan really couldn't stand it, "Let me show you how to draw all the cards again."

Arrange the cards in a certain order, and then organize them neatly. Hold a corner with your left hand and rub the cards with your right hand. A few cards can be held easily.

"try it yourself?"

Xia Shenlan handed all the cards to the mermaid, but the mermaid refused to accept it, and just played the cards in his hand.

Xia Shenlan was inexplicably guilty, and glanced at Jiang Chenxing.

Jiang Chenxing lowered his eyes halfway, not hiding his anger at all.

Xia Shenlan quickly threw the cards at the mermaid's hand, and said, "Hold it yourself, this one for you, who will help you with the next one? Anyway, you have to learn it yourself, right?"

The mermaid was unmoved, and she didn't know whether she really didn't understand or pretended not to understand.

Xia Shenlan looked at Jiang Chenxing helplessly, but Jiang Chenxing still lowered his eyes and didn't look at him at all.

Xia Shenlan: "..."

Do more and make more mistakes, he'd better be a humanoid card holder quietly.

This round should be over soon, Xia Shenlan thought in his heart, he rarely won the card game with Jiang Chenxing before, because Jiang Chenxing could remember the cards.

Occasionally he wins one or two hands, just like the last one, he draws the sky's cards and wins directly without playing at all.

Even if the mermaid is very smart, this is the first time he has come into contact with this game. What good can he get from Jiang Chenxing?

Half of the cards on the table have been drawn, and the game is not over yet.

There are only one-third of the cards left on the table, and the game is still not over.

The cards on the table are about to bottom out, the mermaid and Xia Shenlan still have one card in their hands, the game is still not over!

If it wasn't for the feeling of rivalry, Xia Shenlan would have suspected that Jiang Chenxing liked mermaids so much that he gave water to mermaids.

They can play so back and forth can only show one thing - the mermaid is also counting cards.

So he's the only piece of shit at the table who doesn't use his brain?And also won first?

Xia Shenlan was speechless, but as long as his card luck points were on other things, he wouldn't have so much trouble recently.

When there were the last two cards left, Jiang Chenxing finally got a pair and finished. The card in his hand was indeed the bid of the mermaid.

The mermaid bared her teeth unhappily, while Jiang Chenxing finally showed her first smile of the day.

Xia Shenlan reshuffled the cards to prepare for a new hand. In the previous hand, he won first and was still the banker, but his luck was not so good this time. The only card he could pass was a pair of 10s.

He played a pair of 10s and was ready to draw cards. After all, the probability of catching a pair is very small.

But what did that sentence say?I often walk by the river, how can I not get my shoes wet?The mermaid happens to have a pair of JJs.

Xia Shenlan lost the right to draw cards. From this moment on, he has almost nothing to do with the whole game.

After staring for a long time, he finally received the card and was immediately pushed back by a 2, he hated it!

Seeing that the number of cards in the mermaid's hands was getting less and less, and when there was only one card left, Jiang Chenxing took away the right to draw the cards.

Jiang Chenxing made an 8, and Xia Shenlan lifted her spirits, and immediately threw out the 9 that was already warm in her hand.

"I'm sorry."

Jiang Chenxing spread his hands, and the right to draw the cards fell to Xia Shenlan.

Xia Shenlan drew out a 2, and casually threw out the smallest 3 in her hand. After all, if this card doesn't go out, there will be no chance to get it out again.

The next second, the mermaid flipped over his last card, which was 4.

Xia Shenlan: "..."

Jiang Chenxing played with the mermaid to this point to clear mines, and he just clicked on the fort, one point at a time.

Jiang Chenxing didn't pick up the card, Xia Shenlan picked up a 2, and drew a Q, which was neither the biggest nor the smallest in his hand.

Just suffered a loss, Xia Shenlan gave Q along the way.

Jiang Chenxing picked up K.

It's a big show of moving the fort!

Xia Shenlan was speechless, holding the cards and waiting for Jiang Chenxing to perform.

Jiang Chenxing drew two pairs in a row, and soon there was only one card left in his hand. After several rounds of drawing, he finally found a card that Xia Shenlan could connect to. Before Xia Shenlan could be happy, Jiang Chenxing showed the last card. Cards: 2.

Xia Shenlan was silent for a moment, put the cards together and reshuffled them, "Come again."

No matter how many times she came again, Xia Shenlan still couldn't remember the cards, and she performed three events in the whole process: Tianfu drew the cards and passed them, moved the fort, and stared blankly.

Whether he won several times or not, he sent off Mermaid and Jiang Chenxing many times.

The mermaid and Jiang Chenxing had been fighting back and forth all the time, and there were even a few of them because they guessed the bid, but in the end no one made it, Xia Shenlan was dumbfounded.

He never knew before that he could still lose by staring blankly at the end!

Xia Shenlan now finally understands what it means to meet opponents at chess. What he and Jiang Chenxing used to play can only be called unilateral abuse.

Painful realization.

After playing cards all morning, Xia Shenlan called to stop when it was time to cook. She got up together, her back was sore, her calves were swollen, and her frozen shoulder seemed to be about to recur.

Jiang Chenxing was a little unsure, and said, "Let's play again in the afternoon."

Xia Shenlan quickly waved her hand, "Don't indulge in playing cards, let's do some healthy activities in the afternoon."

Being physically unbearable is one aspect, besides, he didn't feel any sense of participation in the poker game, he just sat and stared blankly.

Jiang Chenxing was a little disappointed, but still responded: "Oh, okay."

Xia Shenlan went to the kitchen to cook. After steaming the dry rice, she caught a sea bass, removed the scales and viscera, cut the fish maw into sashimi, and chopped the fish head and bones into small pieces for soup.

In order to make peace with the still quarreling black cat, Xia Shenlan gave it two pieces of perch sashimi.

The black cat got up, jumped directly onto the sofa and continued to sleep.

"He has a big temper..."

Xia Shenlan sighed, deeply feeling that he had degenerated into the creature at the bottom of the family's food chain.

Reluctantly, he took the fish and went to the sofa again, "Eat a little, you can't be angry if you are angry, you have to eat."

The black cat changed direction impatiently, facing Xia Shenlan with its butt.

When it sleeps, it is balled up, and the buttocks are extra round and soft.

Xia Shenlan couldn't help but patted the black cat's buttocks lightly.

"Meow~!" The black cat turned its head and yelled angrily at Xia Shenlan, but its tail didn't stand up, and its paws didn't show signs of attacking.

Xia Shenlan laughed awkwardly, "Eat it, eat it, I touched your butt, and it will be used as food money. I touched it all, if you don't eat it, you will be at a loss."

The black cat stared at him silently, without making a sound or moving.

On the contrary, it was the mermaid who suddenly slammed the fish tank, staring at the perch with interest.

"You want to eat too?" Xia Shenlan asked subconsciously.

The mermaid nodded.

"There's more than half of it left in the kitchen, I'll cut it for you..." Xia Shenlan suddenly stopped in the middle of speaking, "Did you answer my question just now? Or were you expressing your desire to eat sea bass?"

The mermaid didn't respond again.

On the contrary, the black cat, after angrily screaming, grabbed the fish and jumped onto the window sill, and began to eat small mouthfuls behind Xia Shenlan's back.

Xia Shenlan turned around, and the black cat had already run away, leaving only an empty plate in his hand.

It seems that this cat really doesn't like mermaids. In order to prevent mermaids from snatching its food, it accepts Xia Shenlan's feeding.

Xia Shenlan shook her head helplessly, and went back to the kitchen to cut sea bass for the fish.

Bass rarely appear in groups, so he caught this one, but it weighed nearly ten catties. Xia Shenlan was still thinking about what to do with the leftover meat. Since the mermaid wanted to eat it, he didn't have to worry about it. That's the problem.

Xia Shenlan cut up the rest of the perch meat, which was a big plate, but for the mermaid's appetite, it was just a small snack at best.

Cut the sea bass and the fish soup is almost ready.

Because of Jiang Chenxing's work schedule, Xia Shenlan took out the meal and asked Jiang Chenxing to eat before serving sashimi to the mermaid.

Xia Shenlan consciously put down the plate and looked for a rag to cover her eyes. The chopsticks she just brought were placed beside the plate.

When he came back, the mermaid was trying to eat the sashimi with chopsticks.

There is nothing wrong with the posture of the mermaid holding the chopsticks, but his nails are too long to use the chopsticks well, and they will fall off immediately after they are barely picked up.

Xia Shenlan realized in a heartfelt way that the mermaid may not really mind being seen eating by him, but that they eat differently.

If the mermaid can be taught to use chopsticks, wouldn't the problem of having to be blindfolded be solved?

He was worried that he didn't know how to make the mermaid get rid of his habit of licking him!