bride as a paranoid mermaid

Early in the morning, when he was in a drowsy sleep, Xia Shenlan felt something moving around in his bed, crawling up his legs, and finally stopped at the side of his waist.

WTF? !

Shocked, Xia Shenlan threw off the quilt violently.

"Meow~"

A soft voice came, and Xia Shenlan took a closer look, and it turned out to be a black cat.

The memory of last night slowly returned to her mind, and Xia Shenlan remembered that he rescued the black cat from the balcony last night.

But after he cleaned the water for the cat, he obviously made a nest out of old clothes, why did this guy come to his bed?

"Meow~meow~"

The black cat barked again, and its head went straight under Xia Shenlan's arm.

"are you cold?"

Xia Shenlan was already used to this kind of talking with no one answering, and after she finished speaking, she consciously pulled back the quilt, and the cat really became quiet.

The storm hadn't stopped. Although it was a little smaller than last night, it was still a bit cold. No wonder the cats crowded onto his bed.

Xia Shenlan set up her pillow and played with her mobile phone for a while. The weather forecast showed that the rainstorm would last for another two days. He calculated the remaining food and felt that it was barely enough.

At seven o'clock, Xia Shenlan was about to get up. He deliberately didn't lift the quilt to let the cat sleep. Unexpectedly, just as he got out of bed, the cat jumped down and stuck to Xia Shenlan's feet.

Xia Shenlan squatted down and stroked the cat, and the black cat obediently sat down and let it be stroked.

He couldn't help but chuckled, and muttered in a low voice: "You're quite psychic, you know I saved you. Also, you were caught by me yesterday if you are not psychic!"

After stroking the cat, Xia Shenlan came to the kitchen refreshed and generous, butchered a fish and gave part of it to the black cat. After cooking the porridge, she took the fish to feed the mermaid.

Unexpectedly, as soon as he left, the cat came out immediately, and even the fish couldn't keep his footsteps.

Xia Shenlan had never raised a cat before, but now he knows why so many people are willing to shovel shit. Who wouldn't like this cute clingy creature?

There is a mermaid and a cat in the family, and the peak of life is nothing more than this.

Xia Shenlan happily brought the cat to the fish tank, but the mermaid had a fierce face this morning, baring her teeth and growling threateningly.

The cat beside the legs was not to be outdone, it stood up its tail, stretched out its paws, and made a "purr purr" sound in its throat.

Xia Shenlan's dream of being the pinnacle of her life was quickly shattered.

"Ancestor, let me call your ancestors, please don't make noise, Jiang Chenxing is still sleeping, don't wake him up."

At this time, a fish and a cat used their skills of not being able to understand human language to the extreme, staring at each other, looking like they are ready to go.

Fortunately they were one in the water and the other on the ground, or else they would all have fought.

Xia Shenlan had a terrible headache, picked up the cat and went to the kitchen, put him next to the bowl and said, "You should eat well here, and everyone is responsible for building a quiet sleeping environment, right?"

The cat didn't know, and the cat wanted to go out with him, but Xia Shenlan ruthlessly locked him inside.

"Meow~! Meow~!" the black cat screamed while scratching at the door, the sound was so tragic that someone was going to cook it and eat it.

Xia Shenlan hurriedly opened the door, and shouted in a low voice: "I told you! Don't make noise in the morning!"

Jiang Chenxing was a light sleeper, and the sound of waves and rain could be ignored. Other sounds could easily wake him up, and it was the kind that would make him unable to fall asleep after waking up.

His health is not good, if he doesn't get enough sleep, it will be a disaster, so Xia Shenlan will never allow anyone to wake him up.

The cat looked at Jiang Chenxing, didn't bark anymore, but didn't go to eat, jumped on the window sill and lay still.

Xia Shenlan knew it was angry, so she rubbed her forehead helplessly, and went out to feed the mermaid first.

He covered his eyes as usual, because he had a headache about how to deal with the cat, and he didn't pay attention to the movement of the mermaid.

Even when the mermaid accidentally splashed blood on his face and leaned over to lick it, Xia Shenlan only regained her senses briefly, and soon her thoughts drifted away again.

Until the soft touch on the lips——

Xia Shenlan snapped back to her senses, trying to remind the mermaid not to lick here, but just as she opened her mouth, the tip of the mermaid's tongue swept into his lips.

Xia Shenlan was numb, the first time the mermaid licked him, he should have stopped, because he didn't stop the first time, the second time he was struggling to stop, and the third time he let him go, he got used to it , will eventually lead to this result.

This morning was really exciting.

Anyway, even the seam of her lips was licked, Xia Shenlan smashed the jar, shut up and stood where she was, what do mermaids like to do, he will be thankful after eating the fish earlier.

When the mermaid finally finished eating, Xia Shenlan tore off the cloth from her eyes, and when she turned around, she found that Jiang Chenxing was standing at the door looking at him quietly.

That kind of eyes were angry and oppressive eyes that he had never seen before, those eyes that were as shallow as glass beads had a kind of depth that he couldn't see through.

Xia Shenlan lost her mind and blurted out: "Things are not what you think!"

After he finished speaking, he regretted so much that he almost bit his tongue off. Why did his words sound like the sophistry of a scumbag after he was caught cheating on the scene.

Jiang Chenxing looked at him quietly, seeming to have opened a particularly long distance invisibly.

"What's that like?"

"Just, the mermaid splashed blood on my face, and then he wanted to lick it off..."

"Can even lick your lips? But he has a face that is no different from that of a human being. Don't you think it's being licked?"

"In the beginning there was a little..."

Jiang Chenxing interrupted him: "At first?"

"I'm the only one who feeds him breakfast. I have to catch the bloody water with something to prevent the water in the fish tank from getting dirty. But I didn't want to eat the mermaid, so I covered my eyes.

I didn't react when he licked me for the first time, so I didn't correct it, and it's hard to correct it later..."

"Oh, that's right." Jiang Chenxing finally smiled, but the smile was a bit cold and didn't reach his eyes.

Xia Shenlan just felt that it was indescribably strange. He remembered that this was not the first time he saw Jiang Chenxing's expression like this. The last time he was pursued by a boy in middle school, Jiang Chenxing also showed such strange emotions.

So Jiang Chenxing is... homophobic?

This can explain why he was so angry when the mermaid licked him, because the mermaid's appearance is obviously a man.

Xia Shenlan looked at Jiang Chenxing, and for a long while, said earnestly: "In fact, homosexuality is nothing. Love is the attraction of two souls, not the attraction of two genders."

Jiang Chenxing obviously couldn't keep up with Xia Shenlan's rhythm, he said in a daze, "Yes..."

"So...don't resist too much." Xia Shenlan walked over and patted Jiang Chenxing's shoulder, "Go wash up, get ready for dinner."

"Brother Xia, you know me..."

"I know!" Xia Shenlan interrupted Jiang Chenxing, nodded and said: "I understand, I will correct the mermaid licking me in the future, go wash up."

Although he felt something was wrong, but the goal was achieved, Jiang Chenxing entered the washroom full of doubts.

After breakfast, it was still raining, and I couldn't go anywhere, and I couldn't do anything.

Because Jiang Chenxing likes cats, Xia Shenlan specially took the cat out to cultivate a relationship with him, but the cat saw Jiang Chenxing with sharp teeth and claws, and Jiang Chenxing couldn't get close at all.

In the end, the situation turned into: In the small living room, the mermaid, Jiang Chenxing, and the black cat were on each side, and the atmosphere was indescribably weird.

Jiang Chenxing likes cats and mermaids, but both cats and mermaids don't like Jiang Chenxing, and cats and mermaids don't like each other.In the end, no one could get close to anyone, and Xia Shenlan was caught in the middle, making it difficult for the three parties.

The only bond between the three of them is Xia Shenlan.

In order to eliminate this weird atmosphere, Xia Shenlan could only bite the bullet and say: "Let's play cards, hehehe..."

"Okay!" Jiang Chenxing was the first to respond.

The mermaid wagged its tail and the cat licked its paws, neither realizing what Xia Shenlan was talking about.

Xia Shenlan found a half-old deck of playing cards from the drawer, dragged the table to the fish tank, knocked on the glass wall and said, "Playing cards?"

The mermaid looked at Xia Shenlan with interest.

Xia Shenlan showed the playing cards from small to large, and asked Jiang Chenxing while giving the mermaid a little time to remember: "What do you want to play?"

"Just stare, it's relatively simple, and he can play it too."

"Okay, that's all. Wait for the mermaid to write down the cards, and you and I will play a round to show him how to play."

"it is good."

Xia Shenlan didn't know if the mermaid remembered, anyway, when the mermaid didn't look at the cards on the table, he put away the cards and shuffle them twice.

"Let's play a game first to show you, if you can understand, we will play together."

Xia Shenlan sat with her back against the fish tank so that the mermaid could look at the cards in his hand.

The rules of staring eyes are very simple, the banker draws six cards, and the player draws five cards.The banker plays a card, and the player can only follow the cards that are exactly one point higher. For example, the banker plays a 3, and the player can only play a 4.

If the player can't afford it, the dealer draws the cards and continues to play. Whoever finishes playing the cards first wins.

Ace can replace any card, 2 can receive any card, and three of the same are bombs.

Xia Shenlan and Jiang Chenxing played very anxiously in the first hand, because the cards were shuffled very loosely, and there was almost no chance to catch the cards.

Xia Shenlan was the dealer, she played the card first, and there was only one card left, but when the 7 was played, Jiang Chenxing caught it and took away the right to draw the card.

Well, this one is basically out of play.

Xia Shenlan, the loser of the Ming Dynasty, put the last card on the table and waited for Jiang Chenxing to take the card.

Sure enough, Jiang Chenxing guessed that his bid was K, and kept the K in his hand, and finally drew a pair of K and won.

Jiang Chenxing could remember the cards on the table, it would be strange if he couldn't guess his call.

Xia Shenlan was already used to it, she turned her head and asked the mermaid calmly: "Have you learned it? Do you want to demonstrate it to you again?"

The mermaid came out of the water and pointed at the sign.

Xia Shenlan reckoned that this meant that she knew it. Although it was hard to believe that the mermaid learned it so quickly, she was a top predator after all, with strong strength, quick wound recovery, and a particularly smart brain, which seemed to be acceptable. .

Xia Shenlan wiped off the water on the mermaid's arm with a towel to prevent him from damaging the cards, then quickly shuffled the cards, ready to fight.

Playing cards with mermaids, in the past, Xia Shenlan would not have dared to dream like this.