The courier who gave me the massage stick was my male god and senior. What's wrong?

Ding~

"Jake Su, your Instant Madness Express has arrived."

Jack Sue?What the hell is that?

Oh yes, I changed my name.

Originally, I was called Xiaocuti, and every time I finished shopping at "Longyang Shibazhi", I would receive:

Customer Service (Longyang General Attack): Master General Gong has sent out a cute baby.I hope that little cutie will come again next time.

It's so cute!

And I heard that Mr. Zong Gong is not only handsome but also a talented student!

But then one day, I received: "Little cutie, come down to pick up the package." After that, I went down to pick up the package, and it turned out that the courier brother actually resigned!

A middle-aged man with a fat head and big ears was replaced!

The huge belly almost blocked the door...

It's a human tragedy!

So I immediately, immediately, and without hesitation changed my nickname.

When I think about seeing him again today, I just feel that the light is dimmed, my heart is broken, and my whole body is not well.

Although... what I have been looking forward to for a long time is the massage stick for adults!

But this is definitely a very innocent massager. Although it has a name that makes people think, it is just a shoulder and neck massager for sedentary people.

Ding~

"Hello, your courier has been delivered, please go downstairs to sign for it."

downstairs?Isn't it delivered to your door all the time?

Forget it, that's fine too, it's nice not to see Fatty Jun's big belly crowding the doorway.

I bounced and went downstairs to sign for the courier, the result:

Damn!The male god is actually delivering a courier to my home!

I'm sure and definitely that's my real male god!The male god with the best appearance and the first outstanding appearance!A male god who I would not mistake even if I just glanced at him in the crowd!

My ecstasy was instantly extinguished, because the baby I received today is: massage, massage, stick!

Blessings and misfortunes never come singly, the ancients never deceived me!

I turned around to go back to the apartment--

"Su Jack? Is that you?"

My man god spoke to me!

If I knew I shouldn't have changed my name!Return my little cutie.

My body has spontaneously moved towards the male god earlier than my consciousness.

When I saw the bold red seller's message, my heart almost collapsed:

Little cutie~ I hope that the massage stick of Zonggong adults can bring little cuties the ultimate enjoyment every day~

Damn master attack!Damn massager!The ultimate enjoyment of motherfuckers!

Didn't you see the thoughtful expression of the male god?

Didn't you see that his eyes were already staring at the bold red letter several times?

I feel like my face is hot enough to cook an egg, but how can I show it?

I'm such a pure boy, I don't want to be crooked at all, okay?

So I held back my heart, signed for the express delivery very calmly and went back to my apartment.

Except that I almost tripped over the flower bed under my feet, and was helped by the male god (my mind was almost blank at that moment); The concerned eyes gradually fade away, and my eyes are full of tears. If the male god asks me at this time: "Why are your eyes full of tears?"

I would definitely choke with sobs, look at him affectionately, and say, "Because that damn express hit the little finger of my right foot three times."

Small paragraph:

Here's a short paragraph, I thought of it when I was reviewing~

Little cutie: I will take the Weijing exam tomorrow, come and give me a try (with a look of begging for praise#(too happy))

Male God: Do you know what is increasing marginal benefit?

Cutie: Isn't the marginal benefit diminishing?uh... um... um...

Cutie: (flushed with shame and anger) I'm seriously discussing and studying!Why are you kissing me! (Actually, I don't mind if you tell me again)

Male God: Increasing marginal benefit.

Little cutie: huh?What?

Male God: Kiss and fuck you.Love, falling in love with you are all increasing marginal benefits.