The courier who gave me the massage stick was my male god and senior. What's wrong?

How to attack male gods?

This is a complex issue.

But when I posted a post called "How to Pursue a Courier Brother" on a certain Ya, I found that the door to a new world had opened.

Courier brother's strategy rule [-]: Let him walk from downstairs to your door.

I think as a man, he must take the initiative when he meets the other half he likes.That's right, I'm such a man!Simply cool and domineering!

So, I accepted the opinion of this career friend.

Ding~

"Little cutie, your instant crazy courier has arrived, please go downstairs to sign for it."

Yes, I am so principled. After knowing that the male god has been in charge of our area for a long time, I immediately changed my name, and then decided to buy a copy of the Instant Crazy free shipping book I bought on Taobao every day!

Yes, I am so literary, so talented, so eager to learn and motivated, and I am not hypocritical at all!

But these are not the most important thing now, the most important thing is how do I lure the male god to come to my door.

So, I replied.My hands are trembling and my heart is beating wildly. This is the first time I have texted with a male god!

"Will you bring it up for me?"

Ding~

"Sorry, because there are too many shipments, I hope you can pick them up yourself."

The male god replied!

But my mood is complicated.The male god really has principles!The male god is really cold!The male god is really not flirtatious (what a damn adjective)!

But should I just give up?

Even Sanlu milk powder, gutter oil, and Sudan Red have experienced me, and radio, television, and network management cannot save my integrity. How can I shrink back at this time!

I resorted to the trump card.

"I still have many flavors of ice cream in my freezer, gelato, Haagen-Dazs, and Lu Xue, Mengniu Yili Pudding, and the Seven Dwarfs." Actually, what I want to post more is: there are cuties, you Do you want to eat me first, or the ice cream first?

However, as a pure, upright, and lovely white (shen) lotus (jing) flower (bing), how can I send such a message?

Ding~

"I'll send the other pieces first, they will come right away, wait for me!"

My male god actually asked me to wait for him!

This text message is decisively backed up!

What's more, my male god really does things in an orderly manner, without leaking anything!

I anxiously waited for the male god to come to the door, and I even made a fruit platter, but how could I entertain a courier guy in front of the male god (although this courier guy is my male god)?In this way, my male god will definitely think that I am too casual!

So I ate a small corner of the platter to show that it was just a coincidence that I entertained the courier brother to eat a fruit platter made by himself!

I actually still have the attributes of a scheming bitch!

——It can't be more powerful!

Ding dong ding dong~

God is here~