i fell in love with a straight guy

My senior brother is called He Yi, lively and cheerful, gentle and considerate, naughty and skinny.

My senior brother and I are in the same university, eight years older than me.I study economics and my brother studies medicine.

I like my senior brother.

First acquaintances are dramatic.That year I was a freshman, and he was a Ph.D.

Just finished playing basketball, exuding male hormones all over his body, the glamorous school grass that has attracted the attention of countless little girls is standing at the edge of the playground drinking water.

A classmate playing football on the playground shot a goal in the air. The ball flew far away from the field and landed at the feet of a senior who had just come out of the cafeteria and was holding iced lemon tea.

The senior raised his leg handsomely and kicked it confidently... The ball deviated far from the course and flew straight into my face.

It had just rained this morning and there was still some mud on the ground.After being hit by the ball like this, I couldn't see my handsome face immediately.

The people around also couldn't bear to look directly at it.

He ran over, breathed heavily, apologized to me repeatedly, and reluctantly gave me the unopened ice shake lemon tea in his hand.

Looking at his sincere eyes, I was not angry for the first time, but I was a little curious about this person.

My first impression of my brother: good-looking, with a bright smile, but unfortunately his limbs are degenerated and his mind is simple.

By the way, I also like to drink ice shake lemon tea.

My brother's mouth is really broken.Basically every time I see him, he is either eating or talking.

His roommate and my roommate are both members of the student union, and the two of them came and went, and fell in love with each other for a long time.

His roommate wanted to chase my roommate, but both of them were a little socially afraid, so they asked him for help.

My brother was very enthusiastic, and soon became one with the roommates in our dormitory.

After I found out about this, I secretly told my roommate that there might be a senior who likes you.

His face turned pale at the time, and for a long time after that, he hid from my brother like a plague god, and his face changed when he heard it.

This situation did not improve until my brother's roommate and my roommate successfully confessed their love, and the two finally got married as lovers.

Later, my roommate told me that he had a nightmare that night. In the dream, telephone poles, signs, and even trees on the street all had mouths and kept talking to him. While chasing him, the donkey kept moaning and shouting at him, "Junior brother...wait for me, I'll tell you a bad joke..."

I covered my stomach and laughed for half an hour on the bed until my stomach cramped from laughing.

Yes, my brother likes to tell bad jokes the most, the kind that he tells seven or eight times a day.He wasn't embarrassed at all, and he thought what he said was funny.We think it's hilarious how he thinks he's funny, so he laughs so hard every time.This made him more confident that he was a good seed for comedy.

His roommate advised him blankly that it would be best to go to the south for comedy, and it would be best to go in summer.

My brother looked at him innocently and asked why.

Freeze them to death and save air conditioner money.

My brother likes playing games the most.To put it simply, just four words: People are addicted to food.

It was the first time he begged me to play a game with him, it was really charming, sweet talk, beautiful face, beautiful smile...

I have no culture, but it is very attractive anyway.

Having fallen into the gentle township, my head became hot, and I started a black game with him without saying a word.

I didn't even notice the sympathetic eyes of his roommate Brother Liu and my roommate Zimo.

After playing a few games, my blood pressure soared.It can be said that this is the day I knelt the most times in my life.I was young and angry, and I complained to him angrily, "Brother, are you really an old man with fast hands? Even if you are a medical student, your hands can't keep up with your brain?"

He looked a little aggrieved, gently tugged at my clothes, and asked me in a low voice, "Brother Yu, I'll treat you to supper, don't be angry."

His pitiful appearance is really like a little fox who got into trouble and asks his master for forgiveness.

My anger disappeared immediately, and I couldn't help but patted his head and told him it was okay.

You call me Brother Yu, and I will cover you for many dishes.

Brother Liu's eyeballs almost fell out.Later he told me that the last reckless person who dared to touch He Yi's head was stabbed by He Yi as a guinea pig for a week, his arms were covered with needle holes, and he almost knelt down to call Dad.

You two are a perfect match.

My brother likes to drink milk tea.

Every time I see him, he holds a cup of milk tea in his hand.Even at the end of the month when he was so poor that he could eat dirt, he never forgot to buy a cone from Michelle Ice City to treat himself.

Then he got cavities and half his face was swollen.While lying on the bed with an ice pack on his face, he screamed in pain.Then, taking advantage of the people around her not paying attention, she secretly took a sip of the milk tea she had kept privately, with a satisfied expression on her face.

Brother Liu found out about his deadly behavior and snatched the milk tea away.

My brother was very aggrieved, staring at the milk tea like a puppy who sees that dog food is not allowed to eat.

Brother Liu firmly drank the milk tea into his stomach.For a moment, I felt that my brother's face was more swollen.

I don't know whether to be hungry or angry.

His snoring on the bed was really disturbing, I had no choice but to stand up and chat with him to distract him.

"Brother, why do you love milk tea so much?"

"Milk tea, isn't it just milk and tea? Tea is good for health, and milk can grow taller. I'm thinking about my health." He whimpered, as if complaining that we didn't understand his health regimen.

By the way, my brother has always been concerned about his height.

Brother Liu sneered, "You're 24, you won't be tall anymore, 1.7 meters six."

He covered his heart with a very hurt look, "I think I can still save it..."

Zimo suggested, "Senior brother, I heard that broken bones are very effective in increasing height. It can make you ten centimeters taller. Haven't you always envied Wen Yu's height? Why don't you try it?"

"No, no, brother, I'm too old to hear such cruel things."

He could only lie back on the bed and heal silently.

"Brother, do you really like sweets?"

"No……"

Brother Liu snorted angrily, "It's not just that he loves to eat, he is addicted to sugar, every day cakes, milk tea, etc., eating less than two bites will kill him!"

"Life is already so hard, eat something sweet and feel good." My brother seemed to look at me seriously, and I froze for a moment.

In a blink of an eye, he made fun of me with a playful smile, "Brother, do you think that if you drink a glass of pink peach oolong on the playground after playing golf, how many girls' dreams of spring will be shattered?"

Well, I just wanted to comfort him when my head was caught by the door!