Those years when we stirred together

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Book Title: Those Years We Stirred Together

Author: Elder Ye

Qisheng said calmly: Your first time was given to me.

Qin Shangqing became angry from embarrassment: Fuck you!

Qisheng said slowly: Who opened your pants first after they were sealed?Who was the first to pinch your ass in elementary school?Who kissed your face first?Whose is your first night?Who was the first to touch your white body, oh no, look at it?Who was the first person to see someone's nosebleed?Still talking about farting?Be careful I plug your ass!

Qin Shangqing Xie Cai: Then didn't you give me your first time too?

Qisheng glanced coolly: No, I did a lot of bad things before you.

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This is the first time I write a Tanmei article, so be careful in this pit.

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chapter①The crotch was torn after patching

Today is a very important day.

What? !What day are you talking about?If you don't know this, then I should criticize you for being ignorant.

Today is the day when Qin Shangqing's crotch, the young son of the Qin family, is officially closed!

applaud! ! (づ￣3￣)づ╭?～

Qin Shangqing, the green smoke from the head of the bird (Qin) beast (shou) = the elite of the beast (shou).

Young Master Shangqing hopped back and forth, his smile was brighter than a flower, more coquettish than a tire.Mrs. Qin followed behind with a smile, and Mr. Qin went to the car pitifully with his shriveled wallet.

Mr. Qin touched the wallet distressedly, sat in the car, looked at the black leather wallet affectionately, every word was full of blood and tears: "My dear, you have suffered."

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Fruit crumbs flew over and stuck to the car window miserably. Mr. Qin saw it pleasingly, and immediately started the engine and rushed away.

Mrs. Qin has black lines all over her head.

"La la la la~" Young Master Shangqing hummed a horribly out-of-pitch tune without knowing the original sound, smiling like a chrysanthemum.

Suddenly, the young master Shangqing stopped, his eyes widened suddenly, and then burst into tears/(ㄒoㄒ)/~~, he turned his head and pointed to the front and yelled at Mrs. Qin: "Mommy, the little brother in front didn't Wear pants!"

Mrs. Qin followed his fingers to look over, and happened to meet a pair of innocent eyes with water mist. Mrs. Qin fell silent suddenly, and said to Mr. Shangqing in a low voice: "Qing Lazi, quickly take the crotch pants at home. come out."

Young Master Shangqing stared in confusion: "Why did you take the crotch pants?"

Mrs. Qin glanced at the boy with innocent eyes coolly, and said plainly: "It's good to open the crotch pants, so you can save a pair of pants."

"It won't save you if you don't give him pants."

Glancing again, he said, "It's naked, it's detrimental to the appearance of the city."

Standing in front of Mr. Shangqing was a naked fat little man with a few thin hairs scattered on his head, squatting alone in front of a pet shop, Staring innocently at them.

After a while, the little fat man frowned, and suddenly stood up. Mrs. Qin twitched the corners of her mouth, and automatically put a mosaic on the little fat man's lower body.

Although the little fat man didn't have full hair, he didn't run very smoothly. He staggered and ran in front of Mr. Shangqing, looked up at Qin Shangqing who was taller than him with his fingers in his mouth, tilted his head and After watching for a while, Mrs. Qin twitched the corners of her mouth again, and walked home silently to get her underpants.

The little fat man looked at the young master Shangqing for a while, and said something flattering in a childish voice: "Brother, you look so good in pants."

Young Master Shangqing raised his head proudly, "That is."

"Brother, you have really good taste. The pants I bought are not good-looking."

The young master Shangqing was stunned for a while, dare you feel naked because you are not satisfied with your pants? Fuck, he doesn't understand the world of local tyrants.

The little fat man continued to raise his head innocently, "Brother, shall we sworn brothers?"

After pausing for a while, he knelt down and picked a flower casually, handed it to Young Master Shangqing, and continued to say in a childlike voice: "Brother, I'll give you the flower."

Young Master Shangqing took it over and took a look, the chrysanthemum tightened immediately.

Lying in his hands was a yellow and tender daisy that had not yet bloomed, and the young master Shangqing suddenly had the wrong feeling that he was this little daisy and that the "bird walker" in front of him was the big bad wolf .

Seeing the innocent smile of the little fat man, Mr. Shangqing softened his heart and nodded in agreement, "Okay."

The little fat man continued to raise his head to look at him for a while, and then said in a childlike voice: "Brother, martial arts heroes say that they wear pants together and share with their wives. Shall we grow up wearing a pair of pants?"

Shangqing just wanted to ask which martial arts hero said it, it was so strange.

Looking at the expectant face of the little fat man, he agreed again, "Okay." He looked around and made sure that there was no one (Are you sure there is no one? Excuse me, what happened to the female high school student who stopped to watch the play? ?!), then lowered his head and pulled down his trousers, wearing a pair of bear shorts with two white and fleshy legs, and slowly handed the trousers over, saying, "You have to be careful."

The little fat man immediately took the new red plaid pants with a smile on his face, and promised while putting them on: "I will definitely be careful, brother, you are so kind."

Only then did Young Master Shangqing feel relieved.

Suddenly, there was a "click", and the face of the young master Shangqing turned pale. The pants that were intact one second, turned into crotch pants the next second! o(゜▽゜)o

The little fat man was stunned, and looked up at him innocently.

"Green pepper, here are the pants."

At this time, Mrs. Qin, who came out with crotch pants, looked at the strange duo, and was at a loss. Young Master Shangqing turned around and ran, howling: "Mommy, Mommy, my pants have become crotch pants again! ╥ ﹏╥”

Afterwards, only a pair of ripped trousers were left on the street.He stared blankly at their backs. After a while, he ran up to the female high school students with his pants in his arms, raised his head and smiled childishly, as if waiting for a reward: "Sister, I snatched it!" (?) Pants. o(*￣︶￣*)o”

Those female high school students laughed together ヾ(≧▽≦*)o, and took out the neat underwear from the bag to him, "Xiaosheng, well done."

The little fat man took his pants with a smirk, and then continued to look up innocently: "Where is the puppy that my sister promised me?"

On the other hand, the young master Shangqing stared blankly at the little fat man, and immediately became weathered.

All I can say is, Young Master Shangqing, you have definitely been cheated.ヽ(??ω??)ゝ

Chapter ② Is chastity after the pants are torn?

Later, when I saw the little fat man, it was when I was in elementary school.

The little fat man is in the junior class, so he can be regarded as his senior.

It is said that the little fat man has a good family background, and his father is the landlord of the farm, who transports vegetables to various places, so he has a lot of connections.

The little fat man is also white and tender, his eyes are just right, the only shortcoming is that he is a little fat.

The little fat man is carrying a small schoolbag. Because he has an older sister on his head, he is a bit feminine in his clothes. From a distance, he is quite lovable.

Once, he saw that the little fat man who looked like a girl from a distance seemed (reread) to be bullied. He thought of the TV series in which a certain knight-errant hero rescued the beauty and the little beauty promised him with his body just yesterday, and thought that he had nothing to do now. Helpless (?), miserable (?), and then I thought of the virtuous Dayanhe in the text "Dayanhe, My Nanny" that my neighbor's sister read, and then...

When Shangqing appeared in a posture that he thought was very chic, he realized that it was only the little fat man who was bullying others, not people.

Afterwards, the little fat man looked at the familiar face in front of him, touched his chin, and said softly, "Big brother."

"Big brother" immediately reminded Shangqing of being tricked into his pants in kindergarten. He twitched suddenly, feeling a sense of frustration, especially after he found out that he was a boy.

However, a good education told him that women should not be favored by men and discriminate against men.Therefore, he still took the fat man's chubby hand, and made a smile that he thought was glamorous and discriminating against wretched men: "I saved you, you can repay it with your own body."

The little fat man still looked at him with a smile, scratched his head, and said, "But you didn't save me, it was them." As he spoke, he pointed to the pitiful boys beside him honestly.

Shang Qing was stunned for a while, then said again: "But it is you I want to save."

The little fat man stared at him suddenly, and asked seriously: "Then do you want to attack or suffer?"

Shang Qing didn't understand, so he stared blankly at him, "What is male and thin? Isn't it male and female?"

The little fat man looked him up and down, and said very seriously: "My sister said, your physique should be very good, and you are soft and cute and easy to push down."

Shang Qing still didn't understand, and said stupidly, "I'm thin (shou)? I'm thin (shou)."

The little fat man laughed immediately: "Then let's make an agreement, I will attack you."

"Although I am thin (shou), I am also public (gong)."

"My sister said that a man can't be bothered. Since you are a shou, you can't attack. You have to be a strong man. You are too thin, so you can only be a shou." The little fat man said patiently.

Shang Qing was dumbfounded by what he said, and finally nodded with half understanding: "I know, I'm thin (shou) so I'll be thin (shou)."

As soon as he wanted it, the little fat man stretched out his chubby hand to grab Shangqing's hand, and kissed Shangqing's face with a "baji". After a while, before Shangqing burst into anger, he took a step back and said:

"Your ass feels good, a good ass."

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